Kimster
@aquavulva.bsky.social
I do what I want
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serenading my falafel.
Romeo Void - Never Say Never
Listen to Never Say Never on TIDAL
tidal.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM
serenading my falafel.
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No worries babe. We have our anxiety to keep us warm
February 18, 2026 at 4:49 PM
No worries babe. We have our anxiety to keep us warm
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I see a fry, I think somebody should put cheese on it. I’m a simple man.
February 18, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I see a fry, I think somebody should put cheese on it. I’m a simple man.
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If lounging were an Olympic sport, we'd have a gold medalist right here.
February 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
If lounging were an Olympic sport, we'd have a gold medalist right here.
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My task today is to be one with the bed
February 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
My task today is to be one with the bed
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Been there, done that. <allegedly>
February 18, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Been there, done that. <allegedly>
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Pour two scoops of scrabble tiles in my brain and close the lid, that'll hold me for a few weeks
February 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Pour two scoops of scrabble tiles in my brain and close the lid, that'll hold me for a few weeks
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I am not made for this world but I will stand and tremble in it anyway.
February 18, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I am not made for this world but I will stand and tremble in it anyway.
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there are three wolves inside of me
February 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
there are three wolves inside of me
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Thanks for excluding me. 🙏
February 18, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Thanks for excluding me. 🙏
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wombats have echo location not many people know this
February 18, 2026 at 7:24 PM
wombats have echo location not many people know this
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Age test: have you ever push started a car?
February 18, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Age test: have you ever push started a car?
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Au contraire, so there. It's fair. Ain't we a pair? Double dog dare, I don't care.
February 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Au contraire, so there. It's fair. Ain't we a pair? Double dog dare, I don't care.
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i’d give up judging other people for lent but then what would i do with all of my free time
February 18, 2026 at 8:28 PM
i’d give up judging other people for lent but then what would i do with all of my free time
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I once helped an inebriated Walter Cronkite down a narrow winding stairwell at McGarvey’s in Annapolis in the late 80’s by allowing him to guide himself down using my shoulders, though I practically allowed him to piggyback me.
It was Walter fucking Cronkite ‼️
It was Walter fucking Cronkite ‼️
I danced with Tommy Lee once at an off-off Broadway immersive show (called de la Guarda).
Ok Bluesky, what are your most low key celebrity interactions? I once shared a lift with Tim Finn and put drinks in Bryan Brown and Rachel Ward’s fridge. My husband sold cheese to John Cleese and my mum delivered groceries to Gough Whitlam. Go!!
February 18, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I once helped an inebriated Walter Cronkite down a narrow winding stairwell at McGarvey’s in Annapolis in the late 80’s by allowing him to guide himself down using my shoulders, though I practically allowed him to piggyback me.
It was Walter fucking Cronkite ‼️
It was Walter fucking Cronkite ‼️
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The cats say I really need to step up and dedicate at least 20 minutes of every hour petting them. "I'm not always home!" I exclaim. Their hearts remain unmoved, their resolve steadfast.
February 18, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The cats say I really need to step up and dedicate at least 20 minutes of every hour petting them. "I'm not always home!" I exclaim. Their hearts remain unmoved, their resolve steadfast.
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i’m going to start doing all of my posts in latin just the way the priests recite them during exorcisms
February 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
i’m going to start doing all of my posts in latin just the way the priests recite them during exorcisms
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speed skaters should be called blade runners
February 18, 2026 at 9:31 PM
speed skaters should be called blade runners
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When farting in public, it's important to grab your phone immediately while saying "one sec, I think I received a message"
February 18, 2026 at 9:44 PM
When farting in public, it's important to grab your phone immediately while saying "one sec, I think I received a message"
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There is joy in movement. Specifically, when it stops and you can lie down for a bit.
February 18, 2026 at 2:42 PM
There is joy in movement. Specifically, when it stops and you can lie down for a bit.
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I get the feeling that Bari Weiss is the kind of person who uses a magnifying glass to set ants on fire.
February 18, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I get the feeling that Bari Weiss is the kind of person who uses a magnifying glass to set ants on fire.
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Can't. I'm BAD
Can’t. Mama said knock you out
Can’t. I’m goin’ back to Cali.
February 18, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Can't. I'm BAD
Can’t. I just died in your arms tonight
Can't. I'm BAD
Can’t. Mama said knock you out
February 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Can’t. I just died in your arms tonight