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Kimster
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I do what I want
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamvotqzr6oy
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if we kill enough time we can probably cook up some awesome time steaks
February 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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no quicksifs, quicksands, or quicksbuts about it
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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finally embracing ai*

*holding it to my chest as i jump into an active volcano
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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My audhd is like pinky & the brain and that’s why I haven’t taken over the world yet
February 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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you can only pick one (choose wisely):

1. financial independence
2. balanced mental health
3. lifetime supply of corn dogs
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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I am born of violence and abuse too, and without Kindness Practice, I slip back into old violent thoughts. It's dark there.

At the same time, I am living proof that effort towards Kindness and peace is The Way. It tempered what I thought was certainly too hard to return from, brought my heart joy
I am not a good person naturally
I was born and raised to be a violent sociopath
But im a good person
And do not hurt others
By sheer will and reasoning
So I do not find violence attractive
As too many of you do
Its ugly
Those from whom love flows naturally though
I admire
As you should too
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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it sucks that I lose all contact with reality when I log off of bsky
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Every day is Fat Tuesday when you love spaghetti as much as I do
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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You won’t catch me whistling past the graveyard but sometimes I’ll scat sing in the manner of Ella Fitzgerald
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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Amateurs. I show my tits from balconies in New Orleans every day of the year.
February 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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If anyone is questioning why I am not posting about the *gestures vaguely at everything,* it’s because I am doing my best not to run screaming through the streets until my eyes burst and blood runs down my face. It’s called self care.
February 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Sure world we’re pretty lame right now but we also gave you Cheez Whiz to get crazy with so I’d call that a wash
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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I realized that I frequently get impatient with conversations and want to skip to the part where I'm right and everyone agrees with me
February 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Having a hard time focusing on work given a half day tomorrow and then a 3-day weekend
February 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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The only urges I get these days is for naps.
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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If you're a baby, I'm not talking to you. You'll have to wait until you understand what it means to be bored.
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Kermit got that frog in him
Porky got that hog in him
Swamp Thing got that bog in him
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Adding the adjective "testicular" never makes things better, for instance: testicular kitchen utensils
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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Playing with inky pens and Affinity. Not super happy with this one but it's fun enough. I might re-ink it.
February 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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I store all my drafts* in the cloud.

*farts
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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this dude said Cheese
February 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Let the light in
February 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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saw today that some dude at work was born in 2001 & in my mind he was a newborn baby sitting at a desk using a laptop
February 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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each day that goes by where i don’t slap someone while screaming “WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU ARE YOU COMPLETELY DERANGED?!” is a personal win
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM