Kimster
@aquavulva.bsky.social
I do what I want
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamvotqzr6oy
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamvotqzr6oy
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if we kill enough time we can probably cook up some awesome time steaks
February 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
if we kill enough time we can probably cook up some awesome time steaks
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no quicksifs, quicksands, or quicksbuts about it
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
no quicksifs, quicksands, or quicksbuts about it
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finally embracing ai*
*holding it to my chest as i jump into an active volcano
*holding it to my chest as i jump into an active volcano
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
finally embracing ai*
*holding it to my chest as i jump into an active volcano
*holding it to my chest as i jump into an active volcano
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My audhd is like pinky & the brain and that’s why I haven’t taken over the world yet
February 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
My audhd is like pinky & the brain and that’s why I haven’t taken over the world yet
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you can only pick one (choose wisely):
1. financial independence
2. balanced mental health
3. lifetime supply of corn dogs
1. financial independence
2. balanced mental health
3. lifetime supply of corn dogs
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
you can only pick one (choose wisely):
1. financial independence
2. balanced mental health
3. lifetime supply of corn dogs
1. financial independence
2. balanced mental health
3. lifetime supply of corn dogs
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I am born of violence and abuse too, and without Kindness Practice, I slip back into old violent thoughts. It's dark there.
At the same time, I am living proof that effort towards Kindness and peace is The Way. It tempered what I thought was certainly too hard to return from, brought my heart joy
At the same time, I am living proof that effort towards Kindness and peace is The Way. It tempered what I thought was certainly too hard to return from, brought my heart joy
I am not a good person naturally
I was born and raised to be a violent sociopath
But im a good person
And do not hurt others
By sheer will and reasoning
So I do not find violence attractive
As too many of you do
Its ugly
Those from whom love flows naturally though
I admire
As you should too
I was born and raised to be a violent sociopath
But im a good person
And do not hurt others
By sheer will and reasoning
So I do not find violence attractive
As too many of you do
Its ugly
Those from whom love flows naturally though
I admire
As you should too
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I am born of violence and abuse too, and without Kindness Practice, I slip back into old violent thoughts. It's dark there.
At the same time, I am living proof that effort towards Kindness and peace is The Way. It tempered what I thought was certainly too hard to return from, brought my heart joy
At the same time, I am living proof that effort towards Kindness and peace is The Way. It tempered what I thought was certainly too hard to return from, brought my heart joy
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it sucks that I lose all contact with reality when I log off of bsky
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
it sucks that I lose all contact with reality when I log off of bsky
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Every day is Fat Tuesday when you love spaghetti as much as I do
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Every day is Fat Tuesday when you love spaghetti as much as I do
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You won’t catch me whistling past the graveyard but sometimes I’ll scat sing in the manner of Ella Fitzgerald
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
You won’t catch me whistling past the graveyard but sometimes I’ll scat sing in the manner of Ella Fitzgerald
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Amateurs. I show my tits from balconies in New Orleans every day of the year.
February 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Amateurs. I show my tits from balconies in New Orleans every day of the year.
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Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
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If anyone is questioning why I am not posting about the *gestures vaguely at everything,* it’s because I am doing my best not to run screaming through the streets until my eyes burst and blood runs down my face. It’s called self care.
February 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
If anyone is questioning why I am not posting about the *gestures vaguely at everything,* it’s because I am doing my best not to run screaming through the streets until my eyes burst and blood runs down my face. It’s called self care.
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Sure world we’re pretty lame right now but we also gave you Cheez Whiz to get crazy with so I’d call that a wash
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Sure world we’re pretty lame right now but we also gave you Cheez Whiz to get crazy with so I’d call that a wash
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I realized that I frequently get impatient with conversations and want to skip to the part where I'm right and everyone agrees with me
February 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I realized that I frequently get impatient with conversations and want to skip to the part where I'm right and everyone agrees with me
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Having a hard time focusing on work given a half day tomorrow and then a 3-day weekend
February 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Having a hard time focusing on work given a half day tomorrow and then a 3-day weekend
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The only urges I get these days is for naps.
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
The only urges I get these days is for naps.
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If you're a baby, I'm not talking to you. You'll have to wait until you understand what it means to be bored.
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
If you're a baby, I'm not talking to you. You'll have to wait until you understand what it means to be bored.
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Kermit got that frog in him
Porky got that hog in him
Swamp Thing got that bog in him
Porky got that hog in him
Swamp Thing got that bog in him
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Kermit got that frog in him
Porky got that hog in him
Swamp Thing got that bog in him
Porky got that hog in him
Swamp Thing got that bog in him
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Adding the adjective "testicular" never makes things better, for instance: testicular kitchen utensils
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Adding the adjective "testicular" never makes things better, for instance: testicular kitchen utensils
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Playing with inky pens and Affinity. Not super happy with this one but it's fun enough. I might re-ink it.
February 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Playing with inky pens and Affinity. Not super happy with this one but it's fun enough. I might re-ink it.
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I store all my drafts* in the cloud.
*farts
*farts
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I store all my drafts* in the cloud.
*farts
*farts
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this dude said Cheese
February 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
this dude said Cheese
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Let the light in
February 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Let the light in
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saw today that some dude at work was born in 2001 & in my mind he was a newborn baby sitting at a desk using a laptop
February 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
saw today that some dude at work was born in 2001 & in my mind he was a newborn baby sitting at a desk using a laptop
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each day that goes by where i don’t slap someone while screaming “WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU ARE YOU COMPLETELY DERANGED?!” is a personal win
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
each day that goes by where i don’t slap someone while screaming “WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU ARE YOU COMPLETELY DERANGED?!” is a personal win