Kimster
@aquavulva.bsky.social
I do what I want
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamvotqzr6oy
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamvotqzr6oy
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remember don't feed your labubu after midnight or something like that
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
remember don't feed your labubu after midnight or something like that
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I'm just a musty cardboard cutout of Bob Ross, waving at you from my eighth floor apartment window.
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm just a musty cardboard cutout of Bob Ross, waving at you from my eighth floor apartment window.
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If I get to 5k I'm changing my profile picture to me in my favorite merkin riding bareback on a unicorn
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If I get to 5k I'm changing my profile picture to me in my favorite merkin riding bareback on a unicorn
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Nuh huh. Changing back to an old purse does too count as cardio. It totally does.
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Nuh huh. Changing back to an old purse does too count as cardio. It totally does.
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It's what anybody would do after a dream like that, check the newspapers for a rise in pioneer living, make sure my toy robots aren't digging a tunnel to eBay
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's what anybody would do after a dream like that, check the newspapers for a rise in pioneer living, make sure my toy robots aren't digging a tunnel to eBay
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Greetings from Tulpehocken creek (the "Tully").
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Greetings from Tulpehocken creek (the "Tully").
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This just happened 😁
The #WelkinWritingPrize is thrilled to announce nominations for Best Small Fictions 2026...
@cake-girl.bsky.social
Brian Bruso
@sfreligh.bsky.social
@jamesmontgomery.bsky.social
@noranadj.bsky.social
Congratulations all! Five sparkling micros:
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@cake-girl.bsky.social
Brian Bruso
@sfreligh.bsky.social
@jamesmontgomery.bsky.social
@noranadj.bsky.social
Congratulations all! Five sparkling micros:
www.mattkendrick.co.uk/welkin-stories
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This just happened 😁
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can’t find a tattoo artist to do matching ones for me and the baby
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
can’t find a tattoo artist to do matching ones for me and the baby
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The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed
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What’s a trend you’ll never forgive society for?
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
What’s a trend you’ll never forgive society for?
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friend: whatcha thinkin about
me: shouldn’t it be giving a dump instead of taking a dump
friend: I knew I shouldn’t have asked
me: shouldn’t it be giving a dump instead of taking a dump
friend: I knew I shouldn’t have asked
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
friend: whatcha thinkin about
me: shouldn’t it be giving a dump instead of taking a dump
friend: I knew I shouldn’t have asked
me: shouldn’t it be giving a dump instead of taking a dump
friend: I knew I shouldn’t have asked
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A sweet little finch sat with me this morning
Just a little warbler trying to stay warm
Made sure my coffee was satisfactory
Asked if my mind was my own,
making sure it wasn’t prematurely coupled
into the kind of knot not easily undone
No, I am still the individual I’m becoming
Just a little warbler trying to stay warm
Made sure my coffee was satisfactory
Asked if my mind was my own,
making sure it wasn’t prematurely coupled
into the kind of knot not easily undone
No, I am still the individual I’m becoming
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
A sweet little finch sat with me this morning
Just a little warbler trying to stay warm
Made sure my coffee was satisfactory
Asked if my mind was my own,
making sure it wasn’t prematurely coupled
into the kind of knot not easily undone
No, I am still the individual I’m becoming
Just a little warbler trying to stay warm
Made sure my coffee was satisfactory
Asked if my mind was my own,
making sure it wasn’t prematurely coupled
into the kind of knot not easily undone
No, I am still the individual I’m becoming
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stockpiling wishbones for political reasons
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
stockpiling wishbones for political reasons
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i would kneel and receive holy communion from him
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
i would kneel and receive holy communion from him
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☕ c h e e r s
a cup of coffee on a saucer with a menu behind it
Alt: a cup of coffee on a saucer with a menu behind it
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
☕ c h e e r s
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Good morning
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Good morning
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Good morning to fans of teams who silenced the haters yesterday only
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Good morning to fans of teams who silenced the haters yesterday only
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bebé did the “stare too long at nothing in the corner” so we have to move now
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
bebé did the “stare too long at nothing in the corner” so we have to move now
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The peaceful moment before she found something disgusting in the leaves and I had to scream, "Drop it!! DROP IT!!!"
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The peaceful moment before she found something disgusting in the leaves and I had to scream, "Drop it!! DROP IT!!!"
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Some of us are pissed off at the world, some of us bitch and moan about people who are pissed off, and some of us watch the sugar cube dissolve and sip absinthe until we have fever dreams about Christina Hendricks
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Some of us are pissed off at the world, some of us bitch and moan about people who are pissed off, and some of us watch the sugar cube dissolve and sip absinthe until we have fever dreams about Christina Hendricks
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It’s pretty scooters out there. Salty’s gonna start talking about himself in the 3rd person. Salty’s funny that way
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s pretty scooters out there. Salty’s gonna start talking about himself in the 3rd person. Salty’s funny that way
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Happiness does not require money or love ... it requires pills.
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Happiness does not require money or love ... it requires pills.
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I wave whenever I hear a failing exhaust because I figure it’s someone I know
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I wave whenever I hear a failing exhaust because I figure it’s someone I know
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It’s gonna take a lot more than that to change my mind. Maybe do a magic trick or something
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It’s gonna take a lot more than that to change my mind. Maybe do a magic trick or something
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Some things we simply cannot know on this plane: is there a god? What is our purpose? Where did all my iTunes music go? The lyrics to Rocket Man etc…
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Some things we simply cannot know on this plane: is there a god? What is our purpose? Where did all my iTunes music go? The lyrics to Rocket Man etc…