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DB 🇨🇦
@rebelliousdb.bsky.social
I should probably delete that.🤔

Contemplations on life and the human condition. + 📷
🍁 Calgary / Alberta / Canada 🇨🇦
Alt universe: @dabertime@mstdn.social

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Thanks for the follow.
My last decent post was back in 2012.
I see that B.S. is labeling some higher profile accounts as spam for questioning or even sharing what 'they, who cannot be named' say and do.
As expected. 🫤
January 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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If an ad successfully tricks me into thinking it’s a real social media post with funny comments, I immediately hate the product out of spite.
January 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
"Do you want some chocolate for dessert?"

No thanks.

"Do I need to take you to the hospital?"
January 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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UPDATE: I have been informed by a credible source that Anna Murphy’s obituary was prematurely schedule-posted. She did attempt to take her own life, and remains in critical condition.

If you want to support Anna, go support @momentumcanada.net and @skippingstone.ca.
January 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Very suspicious 👀

Somehow all of my neighbours manage to keep their cars shining and like right out of the car wash clean..

in the middle of winter..

when it's always either way too cold for the car wash, or the roads are way too slushy and wet, and there's no in-between.

Sorcery? 🤔
January 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
A lawless and piratical nation, plundering and pillaging the assets of others, including their own citizens.
No amount of BS propaganda can disguise the truth of who they are.
January 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Sometimes we just need someone to hear us, even when we're not talking.
January 7, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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I was holding a bottle of Paul Newman salad dressing when my niece asked me who Paul Newman was. I told her he was an actor, basically the Brad Pitt of my mom's generation. Then she hit me with, "Who's Brad Pitt?"

If anyone needs me, I'll be at the senior center eating applesauce.
January 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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I can't tell if it's just me but I feel like general awareness in Calgary of this story is for some reason... low.
Jan. 6, 8:30 a.m. Update

Here is the latest update on the critical water main break along 16 Ave. N.W.:

🚨On Jan. 5, our water use reached 514 ML which is 29 ML higher than our sustainable level – where our treatment plants can provide each day while repairs are made.
January 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Life now is nothing like I lived in my youth, or what I envisioned for my self at this stage.

I still feel that my values are pretty much the same, but fined tuned by experience.
My sense of grace is something new.

Hardships and facing one's mortality can do a number on our perspective.
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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One day you’re young and wild, and then suddenly you catch yourself enjoying a reel of a guy on the beach finding stuff with a metal detector.
January 5, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Circle back? Nah, I'll just wait here.
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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if we're going to “run” Venezuela the first step ought to be airdropping the DOGE boys into Caracas to make everything super efficient.
January 5, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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If a ragtag group of kids on bikes defeated interdimensional evil, America should be able to handle one loud orange man trapped in a never-ending, ego-fueled tantrum arc.
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Instead of asking them how their day is going, ask if they've had a good bowel movement. That's a better indicator.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Please help, I released my inhibitions and they're taking over the local ecosystem and disturbing the biodiversity
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Few things are as embarrassing as having to sign my name with my finger
January 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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clearly this is the year of the monkey (just throwing excrement around)
January 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I can't.

"What do you mean?"

I do not currently possess the ability to can.
January 5, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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According to the MRI, my brain is normal. That can't be right. 🤔
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I meet a lot of pregnant women at work.
A grand total of 0 (ZERO!) have been advised to get a COVID vaccine in pregnancy.
I would say the majority have bought into the misinformation that the vaccine is dangerous in pregnancy, which is the opposite of the truth.
January 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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No one knew why the time traveler from the future spoke only plumbers' jargon, but it was clear he was here with a warning.
January 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM