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I put the Cristmas cheer in fuck off
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I put the Cristmas cheer in fuck off
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If you see a business open on Christmas please give them dirty looks while you are shopping there because that’s so wrong
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If you see a business open on Christmas please give them dirty looks while you are shopping there because that’s so wrong
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My family crest includes the sangria pitchers that leak terribly every single year that we refuse to replace
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My family crest includes the sangria pitchers that leak terribly every single year that we refuse to replace
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nephew rambles: hey auntie, can you get deez-nuts (donuts) from the gas station
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
nephew rambles: hey auntie, can you get deez-nuts (donuts) from the gas station
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I’d rather eat some Thanksgiving turkey leftovers than the Christmas ham
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I’d rather eat some Thanksgiving turkey leftovers than the Christmas ham
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[Heated Rivalry finale on Christmas]
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
December 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[Heated Rivalry finale on Christmas]
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
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thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
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In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
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we don't have to spiral alone
December 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
we don't have to spiral alone
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I don’t want to seem rude, but if you’re thinking of getting me a sword for Christmas, and it’s not enchanted, I would just rather have no sword.
December 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I don’t want to seem rude, but if you’re thinking of getting me a sword for Christmas, and it’s not enchanted, I would just rather have no sword.
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be a fighter pilot... now I feel a sense of accomplishment just getting out of bed.
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a fighter pilot... now I feel a sense of accomplishment just getting out of bed.
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iced my devil cookie for you✨✨✨
December 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
iced my devil cookie for you✨✨✨
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American greed isn’t just breaking the economy, it’s breaking its people
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
American greed isn’t just breaking the economy, it’s breaking its people
I see that has Santa renewed your passive aggressive membership
December 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I see that has Santa renewed your passive aggressive membership
Might fuck around & send a group text to all 357 of my phone contacts & really get this Christmas started
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Might fuck around & send a group text to all 357 of my phone contacts & really get this Christmas started
Home Alone 17 and chill?
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Home Alone 17 and chill?
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idk why humans have to pretend we’re not mammals who need to store energy and hibernate during the winter, i declare as the cops extract me from the eggnog fort i built in the middle of the grocery store
December 15, 2024 at 5:08 PM
idk why humans have to pretend we’re not mammals who need to store energy and hibernate during the winter, i declare as the cops extract me from the eggnog fort i built in the middle of the grocery store
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A very queso Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
A very queso Christmas.
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Going through my phone pictures and I shouldn’t be allowed to hold my phone while I attempt to do other things.
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Going through my phone pictures and I shouldn’t be allowed to hold my phone while I attempt to do other things.
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A Lord of the Rings style store selling entryways called Mordors.
December 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A Lord of the Rings style store selling entryways called Mordors.
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The feminine urge to let my moustache grow out.
December 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The feminine urge to let my moustache grow out.
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What if I told you the bells weren't actually jingling. What if I told you that's how they scream.
December 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
What if I told you the bells weren't actually jingling. What if I told you that's how they scream.
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Overheard a kid on the bus - his mate goes, "you wee cunt you fell asleep" and the kid's like "nah, i was just being nonchalant"
Anyway i'm stealing this line for work
Anyway i'm stealing this line for work
December 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Overheard a kid on the bus - his mate goes, "you wee cunt you fell asleep" and the kid's like "nah, i was just being nonchalant"
Anyway i'm stealing this line for work
Anyway i'm stealing this line for work