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· Oct 4
This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
Note to self: Self does not want anymore notes
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Note to self: Self does not want anymore notes
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Remember its not just a mistake. You failed.<inspirational>
February 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Remember its not just a mistake. You failed.<inspirational>
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Not messing around today I muted someone for being too happy.
February 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Not messing around today I muted someone for being too happy.
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I just need like $10,000 and a good week
February 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I just need like $10,000 and a good week
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Just got asked if I wanted a massage. I’m not quite sure if he worked here or not. (he did.. probably)
February 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Just got asked if I wanted a massage. I’m not quite sure if he worked here or not. (he did.. probably)
They should make a snooze button that hits you in the throat
February 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
They should make a snooze button that hits you in the throat
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We should have a minor inconvenience rewards card.
January 31, 2026 at 1:12 AM
We should have a minor inconvenience rewards card.
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Not to brag, but my coworker told me that I remind him of somebody in a headache commercial.
January 31, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Not to brag, but my coworker told me that I remind him of somebody in a headache commercial.
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My culinary skills include not burning cocktails.
February 2, 2026 at 11:57 PM
My culinary skills include not burning cocktails.
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I forgot what I was saying mid-sentence just to be mysterious.
February 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I forgot what I was saying mid-sentence just to be mysterious.
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I’m shy at first and then gradually turn insane.
February 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I’m shy at first and then gradually turn insane.
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My insecurities go back so far, they come with wood paneling.
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
My insecurities go back so far, they come with wood paneling.
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I was cut from a different, less absorbent, cloth.
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I was cut from a different, less absorbent, cloth.
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got banned from linked in for my post: what i learned about b2b enterprise sales from fucking your mom
February 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
got banned from linked in for my post: what i learned about b2b enterprise sales from fucking your mom
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boobie boobie boobie boobie rockin everywhere
February 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
boobie boobie boobie boobie rockin everywhere
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why this still relevant
February 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
why this still relevant
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angsty baby corn screaming "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CORN!"
February 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
angsty baby corn screaming "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CORN!"
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corn kid held a gun to my head and made me post this
guys i think we should post about corn today
February 5, 2026 at 10:48 PM
corn kid held a gun to my head and made me post this
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rotating incriminating fedposts in my mind
February 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
rotating incriminating fedposts in my mind
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I hear Bugs Bunny is competing in the Super Bowl
February 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I hear Bugs Bunny is competing in the Super Bowl
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I sent this in a work gc and no one has responded in hours
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I sent this in a work gc and no one has responded in hours
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during every full moon it is customary for someone to have a full-on transphobic meltdown on here
February 6, 2026 at 5:38 AM
during every full moon it is customary for someone to have a full-on transphobic meltdown on here
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Make sure to hook up with that person he was paranoid about to prove him right. Men love to be right.
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Make sure to hook up with that person he was paranoid about to prove him right. Men love to be right.
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i will do ridiculous things for money for example today i will use some of my life force to answer emails
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
i will do ridiculous things for money for example today i will use some of my life force to answer emails
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Change 'em back to xmas mode. I still don't know who anyone is!
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Change 'em back to xmas mode. I still don't know who anyone is!