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@deeks549.bsky.social
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@deeks549.bsky.social
· Oct 4
This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
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today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
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Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
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Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
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what if we made out in the deli section of the grocery store
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
what if we made out in the deli section of the grocery store
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It’s me and my weighted blanket against the world
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It’s me and my weighted blanket against the world
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asking the loan officer if i can pay down the 50 year mortgage in posts
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
asking the loan officer if i can pay down the 50 year mortgage in posts
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OUT: entering your Jesus year (33)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
OUT: entering your Jesus year (33)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
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I got added to a political starter pack. I hope they like shitposts and thirst. I may have to start watching who blocks me, this could be fun.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I got added to a political starter pack. I hope they like shitposts and thirst. I may have to start watching who blocks me, this could be fun.
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What have I missed..jk idgaf.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
What have I missed..jk idgaf.
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Advice..No. Opinion...You're doing it all wrong.
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Advice..No. Opinion...You're doing it all wrong.
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Changes my ringtone to porn background music.
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Changes my ringtone to porn background music.
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Best use of emoji's 🤌
🎶🍆🎶🍑🎶💦🎶💥🎶🫠
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Best use of emoji's 🤌
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Affectionately calls you dipshit.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Affectionately calls you dipshit.
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Today required too much thinking.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Today required too much thinking.
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finishing school is a lot less sloppy than it sounds
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
finishing school is a lot less sloppy than it sounds
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
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Hot chocolate in front of the fire kind of evening
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hot chocolate in front of the fire kind of evening
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Girl, come to me. You are funny.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Girl, come to me. You are funny.
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I'd take a time machine back to every one of Mitch Hedberg's shows. So I could laugh hysterically when the dumbasses in the crowd wouldn't.
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'd take a time machine back to every one of Mitch Hedberg's shows. So I could laugh hysterically when the dumbasses in the crowd wouldn't.
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Bluesky isn’t for everyone. Only the sexy people. So all you fly mothers get out there and dance.
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Bluesky isn’t for everyone. Only the sexy people. So all you fly mothers get out there and dance.
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I lost my virginity while playing Pitfall on Atari
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I lost my virginity while playing Pitfall on Atari
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I hate when some prick ruins my virginity joke.
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I hate when some prick ruins my virginity joke.
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Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
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potato salad is just mash potato that hasn't reached it's full potential
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
potato salad is just mash potato that hasn't reached it's full potential
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you can wear creased clothes anywhere no-one can stop you
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
you can wear creased clothes anywhere no-one can stop you