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When you think about it, air fryers are just easy bake ovens for adults
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if I was a taco bell menu item,
I’d be the crashout supreme
December 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Saying what up in my lost but now found hoodie
December 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Saying what up in my lost but now found hoodie
December 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This is what I decided
December 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I updated my starter pack of the people who keep me sane through humor and compassion. I love you all 🧡.

Hope I didn't miss anyone
December 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Damn I’m getting a bunch of new followers. Was I added to a starter pack? - A bsky memoir
December 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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obsessy possessy…

but in an adorable way
December 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Being a rebel and keeping my black and pink Christmas decorations out
Being a rebel and keeping the Festivus pole up year round
Being a rebel and keeping my tree up
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I cut a bag of onions last night. I’ve washed my hands multiple times and took a shower but they still smell like onions

What the fuck
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m just a girl sitting in the parking lot of my nail salon panicking and trying to figure out how I’m getting my nails done
December 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’m riding a high. I found my Motionless In White hoodie I thought I lost
December 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My dating profile: looking for someone who will help me lug boxes full of random shit to goodwill
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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My bestie: I’m going to tell everyone your nosebleeds are from doing coke

Me, who has never done coke before: okay do it
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Why post about it when you can shitpost about it?
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Why post about it when you can shitpost about it?
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My bestie: I’m going to tell everyone your nosebleeds are from doing coke

Me, who has never done coke before: okay do it
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Shhhhh no one say anything. It’s time for stranger things
December 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Remember that time @raindro.bsky.social ran though the rain with his hair flowing in wind to get cheeseburgers?

Pepperidge Farm remembers
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If Netflix crashes tonight, I will crash out
December 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
*lips on mic*

I need more queso
December 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is my emotional support shitpost
December 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Waiting so long for Stranger Things that Vecna has a LinkedIn now
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I fear the person I become after three glasses of wine has access to my phone
December 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Cracking open a bottle of wine, just to start things off.
December 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me: I’ll plan ahead this year
Christmas: lol
Gas station wine: merry Christmas bitch
December 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM