Void Destroyer
@epicseshbro.bsky.social
He/Him
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Planning my own obsolescence
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Planning my own obsolescence
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Void Destroyer
@epicseshbro.bsky.social
· Jun 19
Sometimes I just follow people because I dig their vibe
Bomb the White House!
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Bomb the White House!
Post boobs. Nothing matters anymore.
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Post boobs. Nothing matters anymore.
I guess I’m still just hanging on to the hope that the Bjorkening is happening
January 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I guess I’m still just hanging on to the hope that the Bjorkening is happening
Every guitar pedal is a distortion pedal when you think about it
January 2, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Every guitar pedal is a distortion pedal when you think about it
I’m not a stan, I’m a simp.
January 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I’m not a stan, I’m a simp.
He’s a ten but he writes out his checks as “TWENTY TWENTY SICKS”
January 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
He’s a ten but he writes out his checks as “TWENTY TWENTY SICKS”
Butterfly is a dumb name. They do NOT taste like butter
January 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Butterfly is a dumb name. They do NOT taste like butter
John Jacob Gyllenhal Schmidt
January 1, 2026 at 2:39 PM
John Jacob Gyllenhal Schmidt
Saw Bugonia last night. They should’ve done the alien thing after hour 1 instead of waiting til hour 3. One Battle After Another is still better X3. That’s my fucking review.
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Saw Bugonia last night. They should’ve done the alien thing after hour 1 instead of waiting til hour 3. One Battle After Another is still better X3. That’s my fucking review.
Of all the places in the world a seven nation army would have any remote difficulty in holding me back from I can say with certainty Wichita would be pretty low on that list.
January 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Of all the places in the world a seven nation army would have any remote difficulty in holding me back from I can say with certainty Wichita would be pretty low on that list.
What doesn’t kill you makes you absolutely insufferable
January 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
What doesn’t kill you makes you absolutely insufferable
Fuck Tony! Marry Toni! Kill Toné!
January 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Fuck Tony! Marry Toni! Kill Toné!
The NDA has expired so I can finally talk about it. In the late 1990s I pitched my idea to Taco Bell for a commercial where Bonnie Raitt would be playing guitar and singing while standing in the back of a convertible going through the drive-thru while singing “Let’s go get something from Taco Bell.”
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The NDA has expired so I can finally talk about it. In the late 1990s I pitched my idea to Taco Bell for a commercial where Bonnie Raitt would be playing guitar and singing while standing in the back of a convertible going through the drive-thru while singing “Let’s go get something from Taco Bell.”
My neighbor feeds the crows so that they swarm the neighborhood and rip trash out of everyone’s garbage cans. Thanks, Simon. Real big brain stuff from you over there.
December 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My neighbor feeds the crows so that they swarm the neighborhood and rip trash out of everyone’s garbage cans. Thanks, Simon. Real big brain stuff from you over there.
Who called them strippers and not organ grinders?
December 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Who called them strippers and not organ grinders?
Why do we call people cocky and not penish?
December 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Why do we call people cocky and not penish?
If your mom was a toothbrush she’d be an Oral-B
December 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If your mom was a toothbrush she’d be an Oral-B
Wake up tomorrow and be the same little shit goblin you were yesterday
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Wake up tomorrow and be the same little shit goblin you were yesterday
Heard this week referred to as “liminal week” this morning. That’s good, I’m using that.
December 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Heard this week referred to as “liminal week” this morning. That’s good, I’m using that.
A piano on my head from at least 10 stories up, please. No rush, whenever you have a sec.
December 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
A piano on my head from at least 10 stories up, please. No rush, whenever you have a sec.
Me. I’m the cheeseburger guy and I only accept blowjobs, not dollars.
i’m hungry. who do i gotta suck off for a cheeseburger.
December 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Me. I’m the cheeseburger guy and I only accept blowjobs, not dollars.
Bike racks. After work. I’m gonna kick your ass.
December 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Bike racks. After work. I’m gonna kick your ass.
The worst sound effect in a porno is someone with a runny nose sniffling.
December 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The worst sound effect in a porno is someone with a runny nose sniffling.