Void Destroyer
@epicseshbro.bsky.social
He/Him
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Planning my own obsolescence
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Planning my own obsolescence
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Void Destroyer
@epicseshbro.bsky.social
· Jun 19
Sometimes I just follow people because I dig their vibe
People who name regions are fucking dumb. “Pacific Northwest?” “Pacific” is kinda implied with the “west” being just after it. I’m dropping the “pacific.” Y’all can do whatever you fucking want.
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
People who name regions are fucking dumb. “Pacific Northwest?” “Pacific” is kinda implied with the “west” being just after it. I’m dropping the “pacific.” Y’all can do whatever you fucking want.
I’m not a shitposter, I just look like one
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I’m not a shitposter, I just look like one
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever superglued to your junk?
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever superglued to your junk?
In bed sick. Tell me something nice or funny or gross or whatever
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
In bed sick. Tell me something nice or funny or gross or whatever
Is birria pizza a thing and also why the fuck not?
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Is birria pizza a thing and also why the fuck not?
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Confession: I still have no clue if a “morning constitutional” is where you take a shit or go for a walk or something completely separate, although I’m pretty sure it’s one of those two things.
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Confession: I still have no clue if a “morning constitutional” is where you take a shit or go for a walk or something completely separate, although I’m pretty sure it’s one of those two things.
I’ll solemnly swear AND I’ll swear jovially. My swearing knows no emotional limitations.
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’ll solemnly swear AND I’ll swear jovially. My swearing knows no emotional limitations.
Freddie Mercury voice: all we hear is, Lady O’Gaga
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Freddie Mercury voice: all we hear is, Lady O’Gaga
My opinion of Benicio Del Toro is that he has made a couple of things that were sorta watchable simply through sheer luck.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My opinion of Benicio Del Toro is that he has made a couple of things that were sorta watchable simply through sheer luck.
I don’t want to finish each others’ sandwiches I want to finish my own sandwich
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I don’t want to finish each others’ sandwiches I want to finish my own sandwich
You actually can pick your friend’s nose
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You actually can pick your friend’s nose
I wanna eat the rich but I don’t wanna get grossed out and throw up
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I wanna eat the rich but I don’t wanna get grossed out and throw up
You can use artificial intelligence but you can’t keep from looking like a natural dumbass.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
You can use artificial intelligence but you can’t keep from looking like a natural dumbass.
One time my finger got wrinkled from being inside someone’s butthole for too long
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
One time my finger got wrinkled from being inside someone’s butthole for too long
Who called tiny mozzarella balls perlini and not cowviar?
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Who called tiny mozzarella balls perlini and not cowviar?
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Do you think the green m&m has human suckable toes under those boots?
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Do you think the green m&m has human suckable toes under those boots?
When the coffee be tasting like peanuts you know that’s the good good
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
When the coffee be tasting like peanuts you know that’s the good good
Bumper sticker: tell your dog I told you to go fuck yourself
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Bumper sticker: tell your dog I told you to go fuck yourself
How come everybody in space has a British accent?
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
How come everybody in space has a British accent?
My beard smells like balls. Get some.
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
My beard smells like balls. Get some.
What’s really cool about having a beard though is knowing that if/when I do something embarrassing like shit my pants in public I can just shave my beard off and become a totally different person.
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
What’s really cool about having a beard though is knowing that if/when I do something embarrassing like shit my pants in public I can just shave my beard off and become a totally different person.
A beard that doesn’t reek of weed is just a weird lump of hair on some dork’s face
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A beard that doesn’t reek of weed is just a weird lump of hair on some dork’s face
Things I love: eating fresh produce.
Things I hate: the amount of time I think about how I need to eat all the produce in the house before it goes bad.
Things I hate: the amount of time I think about how I need to eat all the produce in the house before it goes bad.
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Things I love: eating fresh produce.
Things I hate: the amount of time I think about how I need to eat all the produce in the house before it goes bad.
Things I hate: the amount of time I think about how I need to eat all the produce in the house before it goes bad.