Void Destroyer
@epicseshbro.bsky.social
Musician
He/Him
PDX
Planning my own obsolescence
He/Him
PDX
Planning my own obsolescence
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Void Destroyer
@epicseshbro.bsky.social
· Jun 19
Sometimes I just follow people because I dig their vibe
DMX was a pirate. I will not be accepting questions on this matter.
January 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
DMX was a pirate. I will not be accepting questions on this matter.
The Bride! looks like dogshit.
January 17, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The Bride! looks like dogshit.
Johnny Carson was just both Smothers Brothers put together
January 17, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Johnny Carson was just both Smothers Brothers put together
Yall fuck with Scavengers Reign? This is some crazy shit
January 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Yall fuck with Scavengers Reign? This is some crazy shit
Smell is just air flavor
January 17, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Smell is just air flavor
Skronk if you’re skrony
January 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Skronk if you’re skrony
New band’s called Angie Oma & the Stomas
January 16, 2026 at 12:47 AM
New band’s called Angie Oma & the Stomas
Ice agents? More like Stone Age gents.
January 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Ice agents? More like Stone Age gents.
Coworker said that alternate tunings are gimmicky and I immediately had violent thoughts
January 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Coworker said that alternate tunings are gimmicky and I immediately had violent thoughts
American Express? Which one, fear, animosity or misguided pride?
January 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
American Express? Which one, fear, animosity or misguided pride?
Sam Smith is the most unoriginal, talentless hack in pop music right now.
January 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Sam Smith is the most unoriginal, talentless hack in pop music right now.
I don’t like Winnie the Pooh. I’m a man, I like Winnie the Shit.
January 15, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I don’t like Winnie the Pooh. I’m a man, I like Winnie the Shit.
Imagine waiting 28 years for 28 Years Later. I’d be pissed
January 15, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Imagine waiting 28 years for 28 Years Later. I’d be pissed
A gentleman AND a scholar? In THIS economy?!
January 15, 2026 at 12:16 PM
A gentleman AND a scholar? In THIS economy?!
I blocked CBS. Let me know if they say anything that’s close to the truth. Thanks.
January 14, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I blocked CBS. Let me know if they say anything that’s close to the truth. Thanks.
When I finally take off these hard pants today I’m gonna cry tears of fucking joy
January 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
When I finally take off these hard pants today I’m gonna cry tears of fucking joy
Michael J. Bordan
January 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Michael J. Bordan
Thinking today might be a good day to chew my tongue off
January 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Thinking today might be a good day to chew my tongue off
There should be a kitchen utensil that’s just a pork shovel
January 14, 2026 at 5:47 AM
There should be a kitchen utensil that’s just a pork shovel
Air Force? You mean farting?
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Air Force? You mean farting?
How come nobody ever invites me to their rainbow party/full moon fire dance ritual thingies?
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
How come nobody ever invites me to their rainbow party/full moon fire dance ritual thingies?
If you were full of burritos I’d punch them out of you.
January 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
If you were full of burritos I’d punch them out of you.
Why the fuck haven’t Matt Damon and Jesse Plemmons been cast as brothers yet???
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Why the fuck haven’t Matt Damon and Jesse Plemmons been cast as brothers yet???
I just wanna get radical and waste some bad dudes. Is that too much to ask?
January 12, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I just wanna get radical and waste some bad dudes. Is that too much to ask?