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The elephants been in the room so long it started paying rent and helping with dishes.
February 17, 2026 at 5:54 PM
cast off tomorrow, Keller Williams/Dirty Grass Fri and a tattoo next week. I'm going to beat the winter blues if it kills me. I'm a nihilistic crotch jan-feb and need to pre-plan better.
February 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Eldest wanted spam/pineapple fried rice. Happy to oblige.
February 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Good mornin' gorgeous!
February 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
All I'm saying you never heard of needing a courtesy flush in Dave's back yard.
February 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Not the cop putting my registration sticker on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was waiting for the salty muck to subside a bit but hey, thanks pal.
February 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Deleted my last post but the horchata run stands firm.
February 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Starlings are cowards, not even an honor among thieves thing. Absolute turd of a bird. Zero stars.
February 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
The captian fidgets nervously below the Jolly Roger. Fig cookies on board are the harbinger of a Newtony.
February 15, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Im gonna have a sloppy make-out sesh with some bibimbap at hmart shortly.
#swoongoon
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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usb is short for unlimited sandwich bar
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Happy pompatous of love day to those that celebrate.
February 14, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I learned how much egg salad is too much egg salad this week.
#alwayslearning
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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You get the Friday 13th that you deserve.
February 13, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone.

Ain’t no sunshine whatsoever since we all moved underground and forgot the surface existed.
February 13, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Cravin' beggin-lebbus-tomabo sammy.
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
my photoshop 5 download on limewire is almost done.
February 12, 2026 at 7:54 PM
MMW playlist dropping new goodies:
Delvon Lamarr Organ Trio - Raymond Brings the Greens
Listen to Raymond Brings the Greens on TIDAL
tidal.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I hope I'm not yanking a scab but where did prettygoodmike go? He popped in briefly and disappeared again?
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I relate to Radagast the most out of the 3rd age wizards. Not because I can cast fireball, moreso that I likely have some birdshit on me at any given time.
February 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
evergreen. I have the physical media around here somewhere.
Zack De La Rocha, KRS-One & The Last Emperor - C.I.A. (Criminals In Action)
Listen to C.I.A. (Criminals In Action) on TIDAL
tidal.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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How come it’s always shepherd’s pie?

What if the shepherd wants cake? Did you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.
February 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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You're in the pocket of Big Shawarma.
February 10, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I really like lacroix beach plum but after an egg salad/pickle sandwich it tastes like urinal cake. Must be more mindful of lunch pairings. 🤓
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
My stupid sausage fingers spell how they wanna spell.
February 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM