Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®
@void0reason.bsky.social
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
Pinned
I don’t believe in hell but I’m willing to make some exceptions.
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Peep Tootsi
Estonia, Lutheran Church Family Lists, 1603-1980
Estonia, Lutheran Church Family Lists, 1603-1980
February 17, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Peep Tootsi
Estonia, Lutheran Church Family Lists, 1603-1980
Estonia, Lutheran Church Family Lists, 1603-1980
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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
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shepherd’s 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360
February 17, 2026 at 2:42 PM
shepherd’s 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360
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Roses are red
Vice is inherent
Vice is inherent
February 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Roses are red
Vice is inherent
Vice is inherent
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Genus Capsicum: I'm going to be painful for mammals to eat because they grind their food, this way only birds will eat my fruit and pass the seeds unharmed!
Mother Nature: I'm going to make an ape who enjoys pain. Don't worry, they'll cultivate you as you grow anywhere unlike most spices.
Mother Nature: I'm going to make an ape who enjoys pain. Don't worry, they'll cultivate you as you grow anywhere unlike most spices.
February 17, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Genus Capsicum: I'm going to be painful for mammals to eat because they grind their food, this way only birds will eat my fruit and pass the seeds unharmed!
Mother Nature: I'm going to make an ape who enjoys pain. Don't worry, they'll cultivate you as you grow anywhere unlike most spices.
Mother Nature: I'm going to make an ape who enjoys pain. Don't worry, they'll cultivate you as you grow anywhere unlike most spices.
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Earl didn't mind the long commute. He was finally an upper level demon and enjoyed the time alone with his thoughts.
July 1, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Earl didn't mind the long commute. He was finally an upper level demon and enjoyed the time alone with his thoughts.
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It was a simpler time.
February 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It was a simpler time.
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Could the tech guys offer us an exciting chance to keep our loved ones alive by, say, not destroying the planet by heat, extraction and rage. You know, rather than by making robot versions of their Facebook accounts that chat after they die? Or is there no spec VC capital in actually helping out?
February 17, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Could the tech guys offer us an exciting chance to keep our loved ones alive by, say, not destroying the planet by heat, extraction and rage. You know, rather than by making robot versions of their Facebook accounts that chat after they die? Or is there no spec VC capital in actually helping out?
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[bedtime prayer]
"Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite actor, Robert Duvall, my favorite comedian, Catherine O'Hara, and my favorite musician, Bob Weir. I just wanted to let you know my favorite president is Donald Trump."
"Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite actor, Robert Duvall, my favorite comedian, Catherine O'Hara, and my favorite musician, Bob Weir. I just wanted to let you know my favorite president is Donald Trump."
February 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
[bedtime prayer]
"Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite actor, Robert Duvall, my favorite comedian, Catherine O'Hara, and my favorite musician, Bob Weir. I just wanted to let you know my favorite president is Donald Trump."
"Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite actor, Robert Duvall, my favorite comedian, Catherine O'Hara, and my favorite musician, Bob Weir. I just wanted to let you know my favorite president is Donald Trump."
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I got a new library card today, the librarian reminded me that I can download Hoopla (to watch free movies & listen to audiobooks) and Cloud Library (so I can check out & read books on my tablet) and honestly, I never knew that. Libraries are magical places that we need to support vigorously.
February 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I got a new library card today, the librarian reminded me that I can download Hoopla (to watch free movies & listen to audiobooks) and Cloud Library (so I can check out & read books on my tablet) and honestly, I never knew that. Libraries are magical places that we need to support vigorously.
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I've been using the Oxford comma since before AI existed and I'll still be using the Oxford comma long after AI has died. I regret nothing.
February 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I've been using the Oxford comma since before AI existed and I'll still be using the Oxford comma long after AI has died. I regret nothing.
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When I die, someone in the funeral procession has to drive one of these.
I’m all about symbolism.
I’m all about symbolism.
February 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
When I die, someone in the funeral procession has to drive one of these.
I’m all about symbolism.
I’m all about symbolism.
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Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war
For a lead role in the cage?
A walk-on part in the war
For a lead role in the cage?
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war
For a lead role in the cage?
A walk-on part in the war
For a lead role in the cage?
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when life gives you demons, make demonade
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
when life gives you demons, make demonade
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Scurvy: for when life doesn’t give you lemons.
February 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Scurvy: for when life doesn’t give you lemons.
To any hypothetical children I might have hypothetically had had I not chosen not to have children…
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
February 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
To any hypothetical children I might have hypothetically had had I not chosen not to have children…
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
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The jokes write themselves.
"The slug and lettuce."
"Far right about everything"
"Securing the pork markets."
"Cast for Dumb and Dumber 3 announced."
"The slug and lettuce."
"Far right about everything"
"Securing the pork markets."
"Cast for Dumb and Dumber 3 announced."
‘Right about everything’: Liz Truss tweets photo of her and Trump at Mar-a-Lago
‘Right about everything’: Liz Truss tweets photo of her and Trump at Mar-a-Lago
Unclear how meeting between Britain’s shortest serving PM and US president was initiated and how long it lasted
After spending time and resources crisscrossing the Atlantic to cultivate the support of the Maga faithful, Liz Truss has finally got the prize she apparently craved: a photo with Donald Trump.
Britain’s shortest serving prime minister tweeted a photo on Sunday showing her in the company of the US president at his Mar-a-Lago club in Florida. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 16, 2026 at 10:22 AM
The jokes write themselves.
"The slug and lettuce."
"Far right about everything"
"Securing the pork markets."
"Cast for Dumb and Dumber 3 announced."
"The slug and lettuce."
"Far right about everything"
"Securing the pork markets."
"Cast for Dumb and Dumber 3 announced."
People.
Can’t live with ’em, can’t beat ’em into submission with a rubber chicken.
Can’t live with ’em, can’t beat ’em into submission with a rubber chicken.
February 16, 2026 at 2:56 PM
People.
Can’t live with ’em, can’t beat ’em into submission with a rubber chicken.
Can’t live with ’em, can’t beat ’em into submission with a rubber chicken.
And though the wolves were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many wolves it takes to fill the Albert Hall
They had to count them all
Now they know how many wolves it takes to fill the Albert Hall
How Many Wolves Is Enough?
Now that thousands live in the United States, some people would like to kill more of them.
www.theatlantic.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
And though the wolves were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many wolves it takes to fill the Albert Hall
They had to count them all
Now they know how many wolves it takes to fill the Albert Hall
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Who up Canterburyin' They Tales?
Who up Divining the secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood?
February 16, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Who up Canterburyin' They Tales?
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Hi! Use Alt-Text!
Because visually impaired ppl are not the only ones who don't know who tf is in your meme or gif, or pic.
Ty,
A visually impaired person
Because visually impaired ppl are not the only ones who don't know who tf is in your meme or gif, or pic.
Ty,
A visually impaired person
February 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Hi! Use Alt-Text!
Because visually impaired ppl are not the only ones who don't know who tf is in your meme or gif, or pic.
Ty,
A visually impaired person
Because visually impaired ppl are not the only ones who don't know who tf is in your meme or gif, or pic.
Ty,
A visually impaired person