Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®
@void0reason.bsky.social
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
Pinned
I don’t believe in hell but I’m willing to make some exceptions.
13 WAYS TO TURN INTO A PUDDLE OF BLACK OOZE
#7 will surprise you!
#11 will make you dry heave until you crave to sweet release of death!
#7 will surprise you!
#11 will make you dry heave until you crave to sweet release of death!
December 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
13 WAYS TO TURN INTO A PUDDLE OF BLACK OOZE
#7 will surprise you!
#11 will make you dry heave until you crave to sweet release of death!
#7 will surprise you!
#11 will make you dry heave until you crave to sweet release of death!
In Egypt’s sandy silence, all alone, stands a gigantic leg, offering you an unbeatable deal on auto insurance!
#OzymandiasSmith
#OzymandiasSmith
December 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
In Egypt’s sandy silence, all alone, stands a gigantic leg, offering you an unbeatable deal on auto insurance!
#OzymandiasSmith
#OzymandiasSmith
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Our 5th-most-read piece of 2025 is this sobering dose of reality for Generation X.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sig...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sig...
Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
Our 5th most-read article of 2025. - - -1. You own music in so many formats that your collection could be housed in an audio museum. 2. Back in yo...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Our 5th-most-read piece of 2025 is this sobering dose of reality for Generation X.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sig...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sig...
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Working for decades as a subeditor at a local newspaper, patiently waiting for a viral outbreak so I can use the headline Hot Shingles in Your Area
December 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Working for decades as a subeditor at a local newspaper, patiently waiting for a viral outbreak so I can use the headline Hot Shingles in Your Area
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Some people confuse vasectomy with castration, but there’s a vas deferens between them.
December 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Some people confuse vasectomy with castration, but there’s a vas deferens between them.
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Hey so the best of us just called and they want you to know that it does not in fact happen to them
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Hey so the best of us just called and they want you to know that it does not in fact happen to them
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... or was that yesterday?
December 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
... or was that yesterday?
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♫Shout
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
♫Shout
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
do androids dream of wires?
December 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
do androids dream of wires?
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Quoth the raven ‘what the fuck’
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Quoth the raven ‘what the fuck’
I was once in the same stadium as David Bowie.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I was once in the same stadium as David Bowie.
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“Just one more thing, Ms Bondi…
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
December 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Just one more thing, Ms Bondi…
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
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Yeah well my buddy already lost his job to artificial intelligence. He was an art thief.
December 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Yeah well my buddy already lost his job to artificial intelligence. He was an art thief.
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
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if the plural of hoof is hooves then a singular groove must be a groof
December 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
if the plural of hoof is hooves then a singular groove must be a groof
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I hope the last few days of 2025 are kind to you
December 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I hope the last few days of 2025 are kind to you
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It Could Be Worse* Caveat Frog
December 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
It Could Be Worse* Caveat Frog
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They say revenge is a dish best served up cold, and they say revenge is sweet. So basically, revenge is ice cream.
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
They say revenge is a dish best served up cold, and they say revenge is sweet. So basically, revenge is ice cream.
“And as they were eating, Jesus took bacon, and blessed it, and brake it, and gave it to the disciples, and said, Take, eat; this stuff is fuckin delicious.”
—Matthew 26:26 (Reform edition)
—Matthew 26:26 (Reform edition)
Non-Christians must eat bacon for a month, says Reform candidate Chris Parry.
Reform UK are turning a blind eye to this racist.
www.thenewworld.co.uk/rats-in-a-sa...
Reform UK are turning a blind eye to this racist.
www.thenewworld.co.uk/rats-in-a-sa...
Non-Christians must eat bacon for a month, says Reform candidate
Chris Parry, standing to be mayor of Hampshire and the Solent, seems to be preoccupied with pork
www.thenewworld.co.uk
December 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“And as they were eating, Jesus took bacon, and blessed it, and brake it, and gave it to the disciples, and said, Take, eat; this stuff is fuckin delicious.”
—Matthew 26:26 (Reform edition)
—Matthew 26:26 (Reform edition)
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Don't think I've spoken to a single artist who didn't struggle this Christmas, and I spoke to a lot, so even if it's not my work I'd really encourage people to try to support a local artist that you like instead of big corporations - every single sale makes a real, tangible difference to their life.
If, like me, you did NOT get the ONE thing you wanted from Santy (a 95-year-old bachelor farmer with plenty land and a bad cough), treat yourself to a print from an Irish doodler instead - big discounts across the shop, including on bundles, so go on. Go on go on go ON.
www.ciaraioch.com/artprints
www.ciaraioch.com/artprints
December 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Don't think I've spoken to a single artist who didn't struggle this Christmas, and I spoke to a lot, so even if it's not my work I'd really encourage people to try to support a local artist that you like instead of big corporations - every single sale makes a real, tangible difference to their life.
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I didn't agree to 2026's Terms and Conditions. I'm staying right here.
December 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I didn't agree to 2026's Terms and Conditions. I'm staying right here.
Testing a new technology:
“SplatGPT, please explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity.”
* computer whirs a bit *
* computer delivers pie to face *
“SplatGPT, please explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity.”
* computer whirs a bit *
* computer delivers pie to face *
December 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Testing a new technology:
“SplatGPT, please explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity.”
* computer whirs a bit *
* computer delivers pie to face *
“SplatGPT, please explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity.”
* computer whirs a bit *
* computer delivers pie to face *
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Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video
Probably won’t burst into flame…?
Tesla made a $350 pickleball paddle
The paddle follows a long line of oddball products, from $450 mezcal to questionably legal flamethrowers.
www.popsci.com
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Probably won’t burst into flame…?