Crockett Houghton
@crocketthoughton.com
Horror Author. Film Critic. Husband. Fourth Thing.
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STRANGER THINGS - SEASON 5, VOLUME 1: WE ARE SO BACK, BABY
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Stranger Things season 5 vol. 2 drops tomorrow at 8pm EST. Until then, you should check out my thoughts on vol 1 that I wrote for @frightaboutnow.com
And give it a follow, Happy holidays.
And give it a follow, Happy holidays.
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We are now entering the weird liminal space between Christmas and New Year's Eve. Anything could happen during this time. You could feel weirdly nostalgic, you could see a photo of a cat, you could remember to feed your Neopets. The possibilities are endless.
December 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
We are now entering the weird liminal space between Christmas and New Year's Eve. Anything could happen during this time. You could feel weirdly nostalgic, you could see a photo of a cat, you could remember to feed your Neopets. The possibilities are endless.
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Reminder: all those socks you get tomorrow that you didn’t want or need? Donate them to your local shelter, socks are one of the most requested items.
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Reminder: all those socks you get tomorrow that you didn’t want or need? Donate them to your local shelter, socks are one of the most requested items.
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Well, today *was* going to be the day I shut down that local artisanal candy cane factory and go back to my office-job in Big City, U.S.A, but this local tree farmer and his quirky neighbors helped me discover the true meaning of peppermint and now my life is forever changed.
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Well, today *was* going to be the day I shut down that local artisanal candy cane factory and go back to my office-job in Big City, U.S.A, but this local tree farmer and his quirky neighbors helped me discover the true meaning of peppermint and now my life is forever changed.
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Marrying your best friend on Halloween means that you get to spend a spooky Christmas together as husband and wife while wearing matching pajamas and watching horror movies. @roxiqt.com, we are absolutely disgusting with each other and I love every minute of it. Happy holidays folks, from us to you.
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Marrying your best friend on Halloween means that you get to spend a spooky Christmas together as husband and wife while wearing matching pajamas and watching horror movies. @roxiqt.com, we are absolutely disgusting with each other and I love every minute of it. Happy holidays folks, from us to you.
Reminder: all those socks you get tomorrow that you didn’t want or need? Donate them to your local shelter, socks are one of the most requested items.
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Reminder: all those socks you get tomorrow that you didn’t want or need? Donate them to your local shelter, socks are one of the most requested items.
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I didn't want to become one of those women who is always posting about her husband but my husband played me Metallica on the ukelele tonight and every day, the crush I have on him grows three sizes larger than it was before, much like the Grinch's heart.
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I didn't want to become one of those women who is always posting about her husband but my husband played me Metallica on the ukelele tonight and every day, the crush I have on him grows three sizes larger than it was before, much like the Grinch's heart.
Marrying your best friend on Halloween means that you get to spend a spooky Christmas together as husband and wife while wearing matching pajamas and watching horror movies. @roxiqt.com, we are absolutely disgusting with each other and I love every minute of it. Happy holidays folks, from us to you.
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Marrying your best friend on Halloween means that you get to spend a spooky Christmas together as husband and wife while wearing matching pajamas and watching horror movies. @roxiqt.com, we are absolutely disgusting with each other and I love every minute of it. Happy holidays folks, from us to you.
Stranger Things season 5 vol. 2 drops tomorrow at 8pm EST. Until then, you should check out my thoughts on vol 1 that I wrote for @frightaboutnow.com
And give it a follow, Happy holidays.
And give it a follow, Happy holidays.
STRANGER THINGS - SEASON 5, VOLUME 1: WE ARE SO BACK, BABY
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December 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Stranger Things season 5 vol. 2 drops tomorrow at 8pm EST. Until then, you should check out my thoughts on vol 1 that I wrote for @frightaboutnow.com
And give it a follow, Happy holidays.
And give it a follow, Happy holidays.
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Are we finally ready to talk about how Santa Claus is clearly some kind of interdimensional cryptid elf king with the ability to teleport? No? Okay, then can I just get a large coffee and a bagel with cream cheese?
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Are we finally ready to talk about how Santa Claus is clearly some kind of interdimensional cryptid elf king with the ability to teleport? No? Okay, then can I just get a large coffee and a bagel with cream cheese?
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People say Santa can deliver all those presents in one night because of magic. What they don’t tell you is, the magic is cocaine.
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
People say Santa can deliver all those presents in one night because of magic. What they don’t tell you is, the magic is cocaine.
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From one horror lover to the rest of you, don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for Art the clown tonight. Setting up tarps in advance is also smart for cleanup. ‘Tis the night we rewatch Terrifier 3.
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
From one horror lover to the rest of you, don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for Art the clown tonight. Setting up tarps in advance is also smart for cleanup. ‘Tis the night we rewatch Terrifier 3.
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From one horror lover to the rest of you, don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for Art the clown tonight. Setting up tarps in advance is also smart for cleanup. ‘Tis the night we rewatch Terrifier 3.
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
From one horror lover to the rest of you, don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for Art the clown tonight. Setting up tarps in advance is also smart for cleanup. ‘Tis the night we rewatch Terrifier 3.
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"Have a holly jolly Christmas" You can't tell me how to live my life
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Have a holly jolly Christmas" You can't tell me how to live my life
People say Santa can deliver all those presents in one night because of magic. What they don’t tell you is, the magic is cocaine.
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
People say Santa can deliver all those presents in one night because of magic. What they don’t tell you is, the magic is cocaine.
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born to be merry, forced to know what a spreadsheet is
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
born to be merry, forced to know what a spreadsheet is
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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer and all anybody wants to talk about is her drinking problem. She’s clearly the victim here.
December 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer and all anybody wants to talk about is her drinking problem. She’s clearly the victim here.
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer and all anybody wants to talk about is her drinking problem. She’s clearly the victim here.
December 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer and all anybody wants to talk about is her drinking problem. She’s clearly the victim here.
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I'm not saying the bakery I've purchased holiday baked goods from for the last ten years should have asked me personally before changing a recipe. That would be ridiculous. I'm just saying that how the bakery feels about peanut butter & jam bars has been noted and I will never forget this betrayal.
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I'm not saying the bakery I've purchased holiday baked goods from for the last ten years should have asked me personally before changing a recipe. That would be ridiculous. I'm just saying that how the bakery feels about peanut butter & jam bars has been noted and I will never forget this betrayal.
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Did @crocketthoughton.com and I find the perfect Christmas gnome? Yes. Did we place him so that he strategically guards the presents? Obviously. Am I keeping him out year round after this? Duh.
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Did @crocketthoughton.com and I find the perfect Christmas gnome? Yes. Did we place him so that he strategically guards the presents? Obviously. Am I keeping him out year round after this? Duh.
So @roxiqt.com is taking me to a comic shop for the first time since I was a teenager and honestly getting this excited about something at 40 years old is a treat. Who knew life could just be nice?
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
So @roxiqt.com is taking me to a comic shop for the first time since I was a teenager and honestly getting this excited about something at 40 years old is a treat. Who knew life could just be nice?
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People often talk about what superpower they would want and for me, it's easy- I need the ability to, out of thin air, instantly produce a meaningful gift for any special occasion, anniversary, or holiday along with proof of purchase and romantic backstory tie-in.
December 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
People often talk about what superpower they would want and for me, it's easy- I need the ability to, out of thin air, instantly produce a meaningful gift for any special occasion, anniversary, or holiday along with proof of purchase and romantic backstory tie-in.
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SUPERVISOR: I need to speak with some of you in my office
ME: [filling the water cooler with spaghetti] whomst
ME: [filling the water cooler with spaghetti] whomst
December 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
SUPERVISOR: I need to speak with some of you in my office
ME: [filling the water cooler with spaghetti] whomst
ME: [filling the water cooler with spaghetti] whomst
People often talk about what superpower they would want and for me, it's easy- I need the ability to, out of thin air, instantly produce a meaningful gift for any special occasion, anniversary, or holiday along with proof of purchase and romantic backstory tie-in.
December 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
People often talk about what superpower they would want and for me, it's easy- I need the ability to, out of thin air, instantly produce a meaningful gift for any special occasion, anniversary, or holiday along with proof of purchase and romantic backstory tie-in.
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First thing you’re gonna wanna do is clean up that raw chicken juice with your sponge. Get the sponge nice and saturated. Now use that sponge on every dish and surface in the kitchen
December 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
First thing you’re gonna wanna do is clean up that raw chicken juice with your sponge. Get the sponge nice and saturated. Now use that sponge on every dish and surface in the kitchen