Roxi Horror 💀🌸
@roxiqt.com
Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻 Toronto, ON
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸
@roxiqt.com
· Nov 15
Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
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Ok folks, I've updated the wishlist page of our ragtag group of whistlesmiths and we have a number of people running low on filament - if you wanna help contribute to our efforts of making and distributing free community safety whistles around the country, here's the list! linktr.ee/WhistleWishL...
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February 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Ok folks, I've updated the wishlist page of our ragtag group of whistlesmiths and we have a number of people running low on filament - if you wanna help contribute to our efforts of making and distributing free community safety whistles around the country, here's the list! linktr.ee/WhistleWishL...
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The veil between this world and the next has been pierced. We apologize for the inconvenience.
February 4, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The veil between this world and the next has been pierced. We apologize for the inconvenience.
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[interrupting my opponent during rap battle] That’s not grammatically correct
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
[interrupting my opponent during rap battle] That’s not grammatically correct
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Your partner's been dropping hints about what they want for Valentine’s Day for the last 11 months- a simple puzzle with many complex pieces. If you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m not inviting you to our game night. I need my friends to be problem solvers & critical thinkers. I need winners.
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Your partner's been dropping hints about what they want for Valentine’s Day for the last 11 months- a simple puzzle with many complex pieces. If you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m not inviting you to our game night. I need my friends to be problem solvers & critical thinkers. I need winners.
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so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.
February 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.
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The secret to finding 100% of your typos is just to wait until the piece is published, don't worry you'll find them all
February 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
The secret to finding 100% of your typos is just to wait until the piece is published, don't worry you'll find them all
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We need a sequel to the movie Groundhog Day but when everyone shows up it's just the movie Groundhog Day. No one will be disappointed.
February 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
We need a sequel to the movie Groundhog Day but when everyone shows up it's just the movie Groundhog Day. No one will be disappointed.
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may the fourth of february be with you
February 4, 2026 at 10:38 AM
may the fourth of february be with you
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Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
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I've got a good feeling about this bank of mysterious fog moving against the wind to blanket our isolated small town.
August 24, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I've got a good feeling about this bank of mysterious fog moving against the wind to blanket our isolated small town.
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“art” is an anagram of “rat”. think about that before you look at a beautiful painting
January 29, 2026 at 1:56 AM
“art” is an anagram of “rat”. think about that before you look at a beautiful painting
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You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell
February 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell
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craziest part about life in my opinion is all the things that happen
February 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
craziest part about life in my opinion is all the things that happen
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I went to the store with my wife today and kept telling everyone “I hope you have a bidet” instead of “good day” because we’ve been watching so much reality TV lately and I needed a personal challenge. I passed by the way, I don’t think I’m being voted off the island.
February 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I went to the store with my wife today and kept telling everyone “I hope you have a bidet” instead of “good day” because we’ve been watching so much reality TV lately and I needed a personal challenge. I passed by the way, I don’t think I’m being voted off the island.
I was buying gluten free cookies earlier & the cashier blurted out "Ugh, gluten free is the worst!" Then she asked if I had tried gluten free cookies before & I said "Yeah, I have to eat gluten free. I have Celiac disease." Folks, I've never seen someone so embarrassed. 10/10 shopping experience.
February 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I was buying gluten free cookies earlier & the cashier blurted out "Ugh, gluten free is the worst!" Then she asked if I had tried gluten free cookies before & I said "Yeah, I have to eat gluten free. I have Celiac disease." Folks, I've never seen someone so embarrassed. 10/10 shopping experience.
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Mute things you can't handle, regulate your exposure, your moral obligation to act includes making sure you're not incapacitating yourself by trying to keep up with every horrific thing all the time.
February 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Mute things you can't handle, regulate your exposure, your moral obligation to act includes making sure you're not incapacitating yourself by trying to keep up with every horrific thing all the time.
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Since there's a lot of fucked up shit circulating from the newest Epstein files release, remember that there's no moral obligation look at this stuff. Traumatizing yourself by passively taking in horrific information without any way to translate that into useful action isn't activism.
February 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Since there's a lot of fucked up shit circulating from the newest Epstein files release, remember that there's no moral obligation look at this stuff. Traumatizing yourself by passively taking in horrific information without any way to translate that into useful action isn't activism.
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i was happier when i thought the phrase was "for all intensive purposes"
January 19, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i was happier when i thought the phrase was "for all intensive purposes"
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Here is your semi-annual reminder that I do draw stuff sometimes & have an online store: shop.roxiqt.com 👻
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Here is your semi-annual reminder that I do draw stuff sometimes & have an online store: shop.roxiqt.com 👻
One of the best ways to combat How Everything Feels Awful Right Now is to do something on a regular basis that helps others directly. Whether you go out and volunteer at a soup kitchen or stay home and volunteer for a helpline, those actions create hope & make positive changes feel attainable.
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 PM
One of the best ways to combat How Everything Feels Awful Right Now is to do something on a regular basis that helps others directly. Whether you go out and volunteer at a soup kitchen or stay home and volunteer for a helpline, those actions create hope & make positive changes feel attainable.
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The worst thing about scientists moving the hands of the doomsday clock forward is having to adjust the time on the doomsday clock in your car.
January 27, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The worst thing about scientists moving the hands of the doomsday clock forward is having to adjust the time on the doomsday clock in your car.
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A grape growing on a vine doesn't know if it will wind up as a fine wine used to toast a bride and groom at a wedding, or as a raisinete stuck to the floor of a movie theater screening a Minions movie. Such is the nature of fate.
January 28, 2026 at 1:14 PM
A grape growing on a vine doesn't know if it will wind up as a fine wine used to toast a bride and groom at a wedding, or as a raisinete stuck to the floor of a movie theater screening a Minions movie. Such is the nature of fate.
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Brought my emotional support puppet to the custody hearing
January 27, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Brought my emotional support puppet to the custody hearing
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THERAPIST: how have you been?
ME: so, for this recipe, you need a corn tortilla, a slice of salami, a chunk of cheese & a dill pickle. first, place the meat & cheese onto the tortilla. microwave for 30 secs. then place the pickle onto the meat cheese pile. roll & enjoy. I call this "Pickle Tube."
ME: so, for this recipe, you need a corn tortilla, a slice of salami, a chunk of cheese & a dill pickle. first, place the meat & cheese onto the tortilla. microwave for 30 secs. then place the pickle onto the meat cheese pile. roll & enjoy. I call this "Pickle Tube."
January 27, 2026 at 12:40 PM
THERAPIST: how have you been?
ME: so, for this recipe, you need a corn tortilla, a slice of salami, a chunk of cheese & a dill pickle. first, place the meat & cheese onto the tortilla. microwave for 30 secs. then place the pickle onto the meat cheese pile. roll & enjoy. I call this "Pickle Tube."
ME: so, for this recipe, you need a corn tortilla, a slice of salami, a chunk of cheese & a dill pickle. first, place the meat & cheese onto the tortilla. microwave for 30 secs. then place the pickle onto the meat cheese pile. roll & enjoy. I call this "Pickle Tube."
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taking a long drink of strawberry milk and whipping the glass into the fireplace
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
taking a long drink of strawberry milk and whipping the glass into the fireplace