Roxi Horror 💀🌸
@roxiqt.com
Extremely online internet gremlin, artist, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻 Toronto, ON
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸
@roxiqt.com
· Nov 15
Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
We are now entering the weird liminal space between Christmas and New Year's Eve. Anything could happen during this time. You could feel weirdly nostalgic, you could see a photo of a cat, you could remember to feed your Neopets. The possibilities are endless.
December 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
We are now entering the weird liminal space between Christmas and New Year's Eve. Anything could happen during this time. You could feel weirdly nostalgic, you could see a photo of a cat, you could remember to feed your Neopets. The possibilities are endless.
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Pie is superior to cake because you will never cut into something thinking it is not a pie & find out that it actually is a pie. Pie is direct. Pie is straightforward. Pie is trustworthy. Pie does not pretend to be something that it isn't.
August 29, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Pie is superior to cake because you will never cut into something thinking it is not a pie & find out that it actually is a pie. Pie is direct. Pie is straightforward. Pie is trustworthy. Pie does not pretend to be something that it isn't.
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"Have a holly jolly Christmas" You can't tell me how to live my life
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Have a holly jolly Christmas" You can't tell me how to live my life
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Reminder: all those socks you get tomorrow that you didn’t want or need? Donate them to your local shelter, socks are one of the most requested items.
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Reminder: all those socks you get tomorrow that you didn’t want or need? Donate them to your local shelter, socks are one of the most requested items.
I didn't want to become one of those women who is always posting about her husband but my husband played me Metallica on the ukelele tonight and every day, the crush I have on him grows three sizes larger than it was before, much like the Grinch's heart.
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I didn't want to become one of those women who is always posting about her husband but my husband played me Metallica on the ukelele tonight and every day, the crush I have on him grows three sizes larger than it was before, much like the Grinch's heart.
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Merry Chrysler to those whomst celebrate 🦝🎄
December 25, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Merry Chrysler to those whomst celebrate 🦝🎄
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Marrying your best friend on Halloween means that you get to spend a spooky Christmas together as husband and wife while wearing matching pajamas and watching horror movies. @roxiqt.com, we are absolutely disgusting with each other and I love every minute of it. Happy holidays folks, from us to you.
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Marrying your best friend on Halloween means that you get to spend a spooky Christmas together as husband and wife while wearing matching pajamas and watching horror movies. @roxiqt.com, we are absolutely disgusting with each other and I love every minute of it. Happy holidays folks, from us to you.
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Life hack: If you like to wrap things, you can buy wrapping paper and wrap any object at any time. Wrap your groceries. Wrap the toilet. Wrap the dog. You don't have to wait for a "holiday" and turn it into a whole weird thing.
December 5, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Life hack: If you like to wrap things, you can buy wrapping paper and wrap any object at any time. Wrap your groceries. Wrap the toilet. Wrap the dog. You don't have to wait for a "holiday" and turn it into a whole weird thing.
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All I want for Christmas is a domesticated raccoon that wants to eat lasagna with me & go on quirky adventures. It would also be nice if the raccoon could do magic but I understand that is asking a lot and therefore, it is not required.
December 5, 2024 at 10:11 PM
All I want for Christmas is a domesticated raccoon that wants to eat lasagna with me & go on quirky adventures. It would also be nice if the raccoon could do magic but I understand that is asking a lot and therefore, it is not required.
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Your honor my client simply aura'd too hard
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Your honor my client simply aura'd too hard
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they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE
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Santa Claus and the grinch have the same donors. Open your eyes
December 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Santa Claus and the grinch have the same donors. Open your eyes
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An advent calendar for every month besides December, where you get a little treat each day because life is hard
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
An advent calendar for every month besides December, where you get a little treat each day because life is hard
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guess i’m done wrapping presents
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
guess i’m done wrapping presents
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born to be merry, forced to know what a spreadsheet is
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
born to be merry, forced to know what a spreadsheet is
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SUPERVISOR: I need to speak with some of you in my office
ME: [filling the water cooler with spaghetti] whomst
ME: [filling the water cooler with spaghetti] whomst
December 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
SUPERVISOR: I need to speak with some of you in my office
ME: [filling the water cooler with spaghetti] whomst
ME: [filling the water cooler with spaghetti] whomst
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"Have a holly jolly Christmas" You can't tell me how to live my life
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Have a holly jolly Christmas" You can't tell me how to live my life
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don’t wrap presents on the floor without a plan on how to get back up
December 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
don’t wrap presents on the floor without a plan on how to get back up
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By a show of jazz hands, how many of you are fabulous?
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
By a show of jazz hands, how many of you are fabulous?
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It takes a big man to admit that he was wrong when he stole christmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It takes a big man to admit that he was wrong when he stole christmas
born to be merry, forced to know what a spreadsheet is
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
born to be merry, forced to know what a spreadsheet is
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If the Grinch steals my Christmas I will lose my shit
December 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
If the Grinch steals my Christmas I will lose my shit
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they should invent Online but the opposite
December 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
they should invent Online but the opposite