Typewriter Monke
@tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social
Beth (nonfictional). Transfeminism propagandist. Cognitohazard. Author of absurdist trans satire.
@scrunglemaiden.bsky.social enjoyer
Read Ranked Competitive Breast Growth! https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1584138/ranked-competitive-breast-growth/
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Read Ranked Competitive Breast Growth! https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1584138/ranked-competitive-breast-growth/
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RANKED COMPETITIVE BREAST GROWTH
CHAPTER 21: UNRANKED CASUAL BREAST GROWTH
Patreon release: RIGHT NOW.
www.patreon.com/posts/142646...
CHAPTER 21: UNRANKED CASUAL BREAST GROWTH
Patreon release: RIGHT NOW.
www.patreon.com/posts/142646...
I do love that "rcbg character" seems to see a bit of usage for a very specific type of egginess now
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I do love that "rcbg character" seems to see a bit of usage for a very specific type of egginess now
Just occurred to me that if someone tries to make up a deadname based on my author pseudonym, they'll be going around claiming it's "Bert"
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just occurred to me that if someone tries to make up a deadname based on my author pseudonym, they'll be going around claiming it's "Bert"
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Lol imagine if we hit 6969.69
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Lol imagine if we hit 6969.69
Please help out! The cold is hitting Gaza now, so proper shelter is essential!
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Please help out! The cold is hitting Gaza now, so proper shelter is essential!
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Whaaa why wouldn't you feel sorry for Nichole? She's the poor Normal One who has to deal with everyone else's nonsense!
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November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Whaaa why wouldn't you feel sorry for Nichole? She's the poor Normal One who has to deal with everyone else's nonsense!
😏
😏
Every conversation between Talia and me where we flesh out the plans for RCBG season 2 results in new layers of self-inflicted torment nexus that I can't wait for all of you to see realized
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Every conversation between Talia and me where we flesh out the plans for RCBG season 2 results in new layers of self-inflicted torment nexus that I can't wait for all of you to see realized
And while I'm at it, NBTK's patients aren't a representative selection of Norwegian trans people ANYWAY, as the process of reaching a first appointment there is long enough that many give up and seek treatment elsewhere before even getting to them. Undermining the "justification" used here further
Norway does not have enough trans people to reveal any deep, hidden truths about the nature of transness with local research. NBTK is a rogue department operating under severe delusions of grandeur for what should be an enormously simply task: Keep up with recognized best practices and follow them.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
And while I'm at it, NBTK's patients aren't a representative selection of Norwegian trans people ANYWAY, as the process of reaching a first appointment there is long enough that many give up and seek treatment elsewhere before even getting to them. Undermining the "justification" used here further
RCBG chapter 22 will feature new insights into the characters, such as how Nichole likes her coffee
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
RCBG chapter 22 will feature new insights into the characters, such as how Nichole likes her coffee
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User Estrogen's Favorite Princess of Q2-25 is an extreme outlier, further research is needed to make sense of that particular case. Do NOT set expectations based on her.
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
User Estrogen's Favorite Princess of Q2-25 is an extreme outlier, further research is needed to make sense of that particular case. Do NOT set expectations based on her.
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Be serious. This is a hybrid biohacking/social deduction distributed longterm sport, not an anime. Set realistic expectations and eat some burgers.
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Be serious. This is a hybrid biohacking/social deduction distributed longterm sport, not an anime. Set realistic expectations and eat some burgers.
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I am seeing a lot of Q3-2025 contestants begin to complain about the pace of their development. As a reminder, you are taking hormones, not magic transformation juice. You will not grow ridiculous mommy milkers in a matter of months and be the main character of Ranked Competitive Breast Growth.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I am seeing a lot of Q3-2025 contestants begin to complain about the pace of their development. As a reminder, you are taking hormones, not magic transformation juice. You will not grow ridiculous mommy milkers in a matter of months and be the main character of Ranked Competitive Breast Growth.
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Norway does not have enough trans people to reveal any deep, hidden truths about the nature of transness with local research. NBTK is a rogue department operating under severe delusions of grandeur for what should be an enormously simply task: Keep up with recognized best practices and follow them.
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Norway does not have enough trans people to reveal any deep, hidden truths about the nature of transness with local research. NBTK is a rogue department operating under severe delusions of grandeur for what should be an enormously simply task: Keep up with recognized best practices and follow them.
One thing I absolutely despise about the whole "NBTK violated 1700 trans patients' privacy rights" thing is that they went on a whole "it's of crucial importance to the public" justification for...
A fucking ROGD study that used shit statistics to scaremonger about trans men transitioning early.
A fucking ROGD study that used shit statistics to scaremonger about trans men transitioning early.
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
One thing I absolutely despise about the whole "NBTK violated 1700 trans patients' privacy rights" thing is that they went on a whole "it's of crucial importance to the public" justification for...
A fucking ROGD study that used shit statistics to scaremonger about trans men transitioning early.
A fucking ROGD study that used shit statistics to scaremonger about trans men transitioning early.
The implication here is that they're ridiculously clumsy because both of them are adapting to a new center of gravity
In the shitty ecchi light novel version of RCBG, Nichole and Katherine are getting into low-stakes slice of life hijinks where they keep tripping and falling on top of each other going "uwaaah 😖"
Nothing with emotional weight happens. It sucks tremendous ass to read, but at least they're happy.
Nothing with emotional weight happens. It sucks tremendous ass to read, but at least they're happy.
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The implication here is that they're ridiculously clumsy because both of them are adapting to a new center of gravity
In the shitty ecchi light novel version of RCBG, Nichole and Katherine are getting into low-stakes slice of life hijinks where they keep tripping and falling on top of each other going "uwaaah 😖"
Nothing with emotional weight happens. It sucks tremendous ass to read, but at least they're happy.
Nothing with emotional weight happens. It sucks tremendous ass to read, but at least they're happy.
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 AM
In the shitty ecchi light novel version of RCBG, Nichole and Katherine are getting into low-stakes slice of life hijinks where they keep tripping and falling on top of each other going "uwaaah 😖"
Nothing with emotional weight happens. It sucks tremendous ass to read, but at least they're happy.
Nothing with emotional weight happens. It sucks tremendous ass to read, but at least they're happy.
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Talia: Ok no more fiction
Beth: I'm about to cook up some absolute Talia catnip without even meaning to
Beth: I'm about to cook up some absolute Talia catnip without even meaning to
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Talia: Ok no more fiction
Beth: I'm about to cook up some absolute Talia catnip without even meaning to
Beth: I'm about to cook up some absolute Talia catnip without even meaning to
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My favorite irony this year is how Talia declared this in the spring and then proceeded to write one of the most popular works of fiction of 2025 😂
As I lean more into nonfiction, I'm going to engage less here on a personal level and leave my tweets more as commentary, when I'm not talking about upcoming projects or things I'm reading/planning to comment on.
So, announcing that I'm not really a fiction writer for the foreseeable future.
So, announcing that I'm not really a fiction writer for the foreseeable future.
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My favorite irony this year is how Talia declared this in the spring and then proceeded to write one of the most popular works of fiction of 2025 😂
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Need y’all to understand I’m. Or joking when I say RCBG is one of the funniest and most emotional things I’ve ever read!
Can’t wait to reexperience it in this form!
Can’t wait to reexperience it in this form!
COVER REVEAL: I'm super excited to get to share with y'all the first look at the cover for Estro Junkies, the forthcoming spring 2026 novelization of @taliabhatt.itch.io and @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social's blockbuster serial Ranked Competitive Breast Growth! ✨💉
I've been waiting for the novel version 👀
I've been waiting for the novel version 👀
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Need y’all to understand I’m. Or joking when I say RCBG is one of the funniest and most emotional things I’ve ever read!
Can’t wait to reexperience it in this form!
Can’t wait to reexperience it in this form!
The whole "Frankenstein couldn't just reverse death, he had to go ahead and assemble a guy from a bunch of bodies" thing is crucial, genius writing cause it makes it clear that there's no conceivable altruistic motive for all of that
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The whole "Frankenstein couldn't just reverse death, he had to go ahead and assemble a guy from a bunch of bodies" thing is crucial, genius writing cause it makes it clear that there's no conceivable altruistic motive for all of that
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loved the web version of this, how cool that it's becoming a novel!
COVER REVEAL: I'm super excited to get to share with y'all the first look at the cover for Estro Junkies, the forthcoming spring 2026 novelization of @taliabhatt.itch.io and @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social's blockbuster serial Ranked Competitive Breast Growth! ✨💉
I've been waiting for the novel version 👀
I've been waiting for the novel version 👀
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
loved the web version of this, how cool that it's becoming a novel!
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COVER REVEAL: I'm super excited to get to share with y'all the first look at the cover for Estro Junkies, the forthcoming spring 2026 novelization of @taliabhatt.itch.io and @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social's blockbuster serial Ranked Competitive Breast Growth! ✨💉
I've been waiting for the novel version 👀
I've been waiting for the novel version 👀
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
COVER REVEAL: I'm super excited to get to share with y'all the first look at the cover for Estro Junkies, the forthcoming spring 2026 novelization of @taliabhatt.itch.io and @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social's blockbuster serial Ranked Competitive Breast Growth! ✨💉
I've been waiting for the novel version 👀
I've been waiting for the novel version 👀
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Androgen backdoor pathway RNG is not "shit game design", it's "an unfortunate reality of human biology". Please remember that this competition is embedded in material reality and not a purely online construct.
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Androgen backdoor pathway RNG is not "shit game design", it's "an unfortunate reality of human biology". Please remember that this competition is embedded in material reality and not a purely online construct.
if I ever draw the rcbg characters myself it'll be so awkward trying to show them in the discord cause like... they don't go in the fanart channel, right?
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
if I ever draw the rcbg characters myself it'll be so awkward trying to show them in the discord cause like... they don't go in the fanart channel, right?
I had an absolute banger post clear in my head and ready to just TYPE and then I switched tabs and it was gone. Pretend this is the post please, the loss still hurts.
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I had an absolute banger post clear in my head and ready to just TYPE and then I switched tabs and it was gone. Pretend this is the post please, the loss still hurts.
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This is Abo Jameel’s new crowdfund, aiming for $10,000 for the sake of his and his children’s survival during the genocide against Gazans. You can help by sharing and considering even a small donation!
chuffed.org/project/1574...
chuffed.org/project/1574...
Rebuilding dreams the dreams of my children
Mohammad Nashwan: The Story of a Father Who Dreams of Rebuilding His Life for His Children
chuffed.org
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is Abo Jameel’s new crowdfund, aiming for $10,000 for the sake of his and his children’s survival during the genocide against Gazans. You can help by sharing and considering even a small donation!
chuffed.org/project/1574...
chuffed.org/project/1574...