Typewriter Monke
@tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social
Beth (nonfictional). Transfeminism propagandist. Cognitohazard.
@scrunglemaiden.bsky.social enjoyer
Co-author of Ranked Competitive Breast Growth! https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1584138/ranked-competitive-breast-growth/
@scrunglemaiden.bsky.social enjoyer
Co-author of Ranked Competitive Breast Growth! https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1584138/ranked-competitive-breast-growth/
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RANKED COMPETITIVE BREAST GROWTH
Chapter 25: Arms Race
Patreon release!
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Chapter 25: Arms Race
Patreon release!
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may i offer you some weird lesbians in these trying times
January 4, 2026 at 12:37 PM
may i offer you some weird lesbians in these trying times
31 years old eh... Guess I'm once again in my prime...
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
31 years old eh... Guess I'm once again in my prime...
Rcbg chapter 26 contains something so far out that describing what the text says verbatim will incite disbelief
January 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Rcbg chapter 26 contains something so far out that describing what the text says verbatim will incite disbelief
oh, wh40k is going ALL IN on making Titus from the space marine games John Warhammer Himself now huh
January 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
oh, wh40k is going ALL IN on making Titus from the space marine games John Warhammer Himself now huh
Can we simply come together as a community and say "arguing about the correct way to talk about an animal crossing mod is simply not a priority here", reaffirming our commitment to the stuff that truly matters, arguing about the precise boundary between bi and pan?
January 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Can we simply come together as a community and say "arguing about the correct way to talk about an animal crossing mod is simply not a priority here", reaffirming our commitment to the stuff that truly matters, arguing about the precise boundary between bi and pan?
Please donate! Shelter in Gaza is expensive but necessary!
My simple, heartbreaking dream is $200 for a tent to keep my children, Jamil, Ahmed, Joan, Jude, and Elif, warm, and my wife, who suffers from a heart valve condition, freezing cold because our tent collapsed due to the rain and wind.😭🥶😭🥶
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January 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Please donate! Shelter in Gaza is expensive but necessary!
There's something so funny about how Mario Kart, one of the most squeaky-clean We Refuse To Offend Anyone game series in existence, still manages to make something vaguely resembling a political statement with the Bowser Oil ads. Like. Oil industry is associated with the main villain of Mario.
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
There's something so funny about how Mario Kart, one of the most squeaky-clean We Refuse To Offend Anyone game series in existence, still manages to make something vaguely resembling a political statement with the Bowser Oil ads. Like. Oil industry is associated with the main villain of Mario.
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Full-throated admission that torturing queer people and designating women as reproductive property is core to the sanctified patriarchy of your belief system.
A huge problem for a sane world, in my view. :)
A huge problem for a sane world, in my view. :)
An open letter to the Government warning that its plans for a “full, trans-inclusive ban on conversion practices” could “criminalise mainstream, historic Christian teaching on marriage and sexual ethics, and make sharing the Gospel with some people illegal” has more than 5000 signatories.
Full ban on conversion therapy would ‘criminalise mainstream Christian teaching’, Government told
AN OPEN letter to the Government warning that its plans for a “full, trans-inclusive ban on conversion practices” could “criminalise mainstream, historic Christian teaching on marriage and sexual ethics, and make sharing the Gospel with some peopl...
www.churchtimes.co.uk
January 4, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Full-throated admission that torturing queer people and designating women as reproductive property is core to the sanctified patriarchy of your belief system.
A huge problem for a sane world, in my view. :)
A huge problem for a sane world, in my view. :)
two groups of aliens tasked with figuring out what humans look like. One only gets to look at anime. One only gets to look at American cartoons.
The anime aliens have a more consistent data set to go with, but is that really an advantage?
The anime aliens have a more consistent data set to go with, but is that really an advantage?
January 4, 2026 at 1:24 PM
two groups of aliens tasked with figuring out what humans look like. One only gets to look at anime. One only gets to look at American cartoons.
The anime aliens have a more consistent data set to go with, but is that really an advantage?
The anime aliens have a more consistent data set to go with, but is that really an advantage?
may i offer you some weird lesbians in these trying times
January 4, 2026 at 12:37 PM
may i offer you some weird lesbians in these trying times
fake dating is a great idea with no failure points whatsoever, and anyone who says otherwise is simply suffering from a skill issue
RANKED COMPETITIVE BREAST GROWTH
Chapter 25: Arms Race
Patreon release!
www.patreon.com/posts/146779...
Chapter 25: Arms Race
Patreon release!
www.patreon.com/posts/146779...
January 4, 2026 at 12:34 PM
fake dating is a great idea with no failure points whatsoever, and anyone who says otherwise is simply suffering from a skill issue
in most of the 3d zelda games, link has some swordfighting experience at the start of the game or it's a slow-burn like in OoT where he gets to fight various wildlife before facing serious enemies, but Wind Waker link really gets One Singular Sword Lesson and immediately fights humanoids
January 4, 2026 at 11:48 AM
in most of the 3d zelda games, link has some swordfighting experience at the start of the game or it's a slow-burn like in OoT where he gets to fight various wildlife before facing serious enemies, but Wind Waker link really gets One Singular Sword Lesson and immediately fights humanoids
Fever flared up again, here's the worst gender theory I've ever thought of: Everyone above global median income is man, while everyone below is a woman. Gig workers whose earnings fluctuate around that line are nonbinary. This is the net economic privilege model of gender. It sucks ass.
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Fever flared up again, here's the worst gender theory I've ever thought of: Everyone above global median income is man, while everyone below is a woman. Gig workers whose earnings fluctuate around that line are nonbinary. This is the net economic privilege model of gender. It sucks ass.
Film critic who's specialized in kids' movies but the only thing they ever say is "well I'm clearly not in the target audience for this"
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Film critic who's specialized in kids' movies but the only thing they ever say is "well I'm clearly not in the target audience for this"
Sometimes I'm like "I'm not sure transition has made me THAT much better in terms of mental health" and then I hear a song about getting old on the radio and remember that it used to ruin my day completely when I was like. 23.
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Sometimes I'm like "I'm not sure transition has made me THAT much better in terms of mental health" and then I hear a song about getting old on the radio and remember that it used to ruin my day completely when I was like. 23.
The Norwegian Road Experience: you pass by a small residential area and there's a suspicious amount of smoke. You get increasingly worried that the whole place is on fire, but then you see that it's just some guy burning a bunch of stuff. You keep going. There's a lot of smoke.
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
The Norwegian Road Experience: you pass by a small residential area and there's a suspicious amount of smoke. You get increasingly worried that the whole place is on fire, but then you see that it's just some guy burning a bunch of stuff. You keep going. There's a lot of smoke.
A really shit flu will have you coughing like sandpaper's being dragged through your lungs, nostrils on fire, and thinking of it as an improvement over the preceding day where you were just straight up too lethargic to move for the whole day.
Wow uh the flu sucks tbh. Not recommended. Haven't had it this bad for years
January 3, 2026 at 9:55 AM
A really shit flu will have you coughing like sandpaper's being dragged through your lungs, nostrils on fire, and thinking of it as an improvement over the preceding day where you were just straight up too lethargic to move for the whole day.
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Thing is western democracies weren't actually built to prevent god-kings, as long as those god-kings harm the people the system has decided are fair game.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Thing is western democracies weren't actually built to prevent god-kings, as long as those god-kings harm the people the system has decided are fair game.
So the whole "separation of powers" thing has a failure state that we didn't really learn about in civics class: Everyone is a sycophant who wants the leader of the executive branch to be a god-king even as his faculties are visibly decaying
January 3, 2026 at 9:27 AM
So the whole "separation of powers" thing has a failure state that we didn't really learn about in civics class: Everyone is a sycophant who wants the leader of the executive branch to be a god-king even as his faculties are visibly decaying
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There is no "become." People need to stop fucking acting like this is something new. We're the country of slavery, genocide, and systemic oppression so vile that we literally inspired the Nazis. None of this is new, it's what we've always been. Accept it so you can fight it.
Every American should be ashamed of who we are and what we have become as a nation today. We have a long history of military misadventures and even crimes but the attacks we have been conducting on Venezuela are among the most wanton, egregious and least defensible acts we’ve ever conducted.
January 3, 2026 at 9:12 AM
There is no "become." People need to stop fucking acting like this is something new. We're the country of slavery, genocide, and systemic oppression so vile that we literally inspired the Nazis. None of this is new, it's what we've always been. Accept it so you can fight it.
[looks up from flu haze]
The US did WHAT now?
The US did WHAT now?
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
[looks up from flu haze]
The US did WHAT now?
The US did WHAT now?
My parents' dog has been curled up next to me basically the entire day going full protection mode, which is cute at least
Wow uh the flu sucks tbh. Not recommended. Haven't had it this bad for years
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
My parents' dog has been curled up next to me basically the entire day going full protection mode, which is cute at least
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Not to claim this is divine punishment for what I'm doing to Katherine in the rcbg chapter 26 draft, but that was the last thing I did before being knocked out for like 17 hours, sooooooo
January 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Not to claim this is divine punishment for what I'm doing to Katherine in the rcbg chapter 26 draft, but that was the last thing I did before being knocked out for like 17 hours, sooooooo
Wow uh the flu sucks tbh. Not recommended. Haven't had it this bad for years
January 2, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Wow uh the flu sucks tbh. Not recommended. Haven't had it this bad for years
At this point I'm so desensitized to the particular sense of humor in Ranked Competitive Breast Growth from writing it for over half a year, that when I see someone starting a first read live reaction and absolutely lose their shit I'm just like
oh right
people think my jokes are funny
<3
oh right
people think my jokes are funny
<3
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
At this point I'm so desensitized to the particular sense of humor in Ranked Competitive Breast Growth from writing it for over half a year, that when I see someone starting a first read live reaction and absolutely lose their shit I'm just like
oh right
people think my jokes are funny
<3
oh right
people think my jokes are funny
<3