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Typewriter Monke
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Beth (nonfictional). Transfeminism propagandist. Cognitohazard.
@scrunglemaiden.bsky.social enjoyer

Co-author of Ranked Competitive Breast Growth! https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1584138/ranked-competitive-breast-growth/
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RANKED COMPETITIVE BREAST GROWTH

Chapter 25: Arms Race

Patreon release!

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Please donate! Keeping warm during the winter is an ongoing challenge in Gaza
I have 5 kids and a wife who suffers from mitral valve prolapse. We are facing severe cold blankets or bedding; my kids sleep shivering, and my wife’s pain worsens with the cold
I hope raise urgent $200 to buy blankets and bedding🥹😭🫶
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January 7, 2026 at 1:50 PM
RCBG chapter 26 will feature the server and will be slightly more than 100% Katherine
January 7, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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Everyone channels their feelings of powerlessness and despair at the state of the world into rank transmisogyny, because we're the designated effigy for everyone else's frustrations and anger and desire to feel like they have power and control over SOMETHING.
January 7, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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be normal about trans women challenge: eldritch incomprehensibility
be normal about ana valens challenge: impossible
January 7, 2026 at 11:10 AM
In the deeply unlikely event that the Norwegian prime minister's "Greenland belongs to Norway" slip-up gets circulated by the right wing americans and it somehow becomes an Idea We Must Now Take Seriously, I'm jumping ship on living in this country.
January 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Ranked Competitive Breast Growth has the best sex scene I have ever read in a book.
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Tiktok found out about RCBG :0
“Ranked Competitive Breast Growth” by Beth Leigh-Ann and Talia Bhatt review #trans #transwomen #rcbg #rankedcompetitivebreastgrowth
TikTok video by srmsrmsrm_official
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January 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Please donate if at all possible, it'd make me really happy if this family could finally have some shelter
🥹🥶My heart is heavy with worry, tired, and frozen for my kids Jamil, Ahmed, Jude, Joan, and Elif, and my wife, who suffers from a heart valve condition. They are shivering from the cold without the $200 tent that was destroyed by the rain😭
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January 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I visited 200 hiring managers at their private homes to stand out during the recruitment process. Here is what I've learned:

1. Standing out can be a bad thing, if you stand out as "invasive" and "really weird"!

2. Stalking is a crime in a lot of countries!

3. A firm handshake is important!
January 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
it's my bethday or something in case that wasn't clear
31 years old eh... Guess I'm once again in my prime...
January 6, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Hehehe... RCBG is number 69 in drama on Scribblehub... that's the sex number!!
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
And yet my physics PhD does not come with a stipulation that I get to wear pyjamas all day, a grave injustice to be honest!!
Because when you know the deepest secrets of the Universe and have acquired infinite cosmic power, nobody can stop you from wearing pyjamas all day
January 6, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Spellcaster robes look so comfy tbh
January 6, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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may i offer you some weird lesbians in these trying times
January 4, 2026 at 12:37 PM
31 years old eh... Guess I'm once again in my prime...
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Rcbg chapter 26 contains something so far out that describing what the text says verbatim will incite disbelief
January 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
oh, wh40k is going ALL IN on making Titus from the space marine games John Warhammer Himself now huh
January 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Can we simply come together as a community and say "arguing about the correct way to talk about an animal crossing mod is simply not a priority here", reaffirming our commitment to the stuff that truly matters, arguing about the precise boundary between bi and pan?
January 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Please donate! Shelter in Gaza is expensive but necessary!
My simple, heartbreaking dream is $200 for a tent to keep my children, Jamil, Ahmed, Joan, Jude, and Elif, warm, and my wife, who suffers from a heart valve condition, freezing cold because our tent collapsed due to the rain and wind.😭🥶😭🥶
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January 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
There's something so funny about how Mario Kart, one of the most squeaky-clean We Refuse To Offend Anyone game series in existence, still manages to make something vaguely resembling a political statement with the Bowser Oil ads. Like. Oil industry is associated with the main villain of Mario.
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Full-throated admission that torturing queer people and designating women as reproductive property is core to the sanctified patriarchy of your belief system.

A huge problem for a sane world, in my view. :)
An open letter to the Government warning that its plans for a “full, trans-inclusive ban on conversion practices” could “criminalise mainstream, historic Christian teaching on marriage and sexual ethics, and make sharing the Gospel with some people illegal” has more than 5000 signatories.

Full ban on conversion therapy would ‘criminalise mainstream Christian teaching’, Government told
AN OPEN letter to the Government warning that its plans for a “full, trans-inclusive ban on conversion practices” could “criminalise mainstream, historic Christian teaching on marriage and sexual ethics, and make sharing the Gospel with some peopl...
www.churchtimes.co.uk
January 4, 2026 at 1:22 PM
two groups of aliens tasked with figuring out what humans look like. One only gets to look at anime. One only gets to look at American cartoons.

The anime aliens have a more consistent data set to go with, but is that really an advantage?
January 4, 2026 at 1:24 PM
may i offer you some weird lesbians in these trying times
January 4, 2026 at 12:37 PM
fake dating is a great idea with no failure points whatsoever, and anyone who says otherwise is simply suffering from a skill issue
RANKED COMPETITIVE BREAST GROWTH

Chapter 25: Arms Race

Patreon release!

www.patreon.com/posts/146779...
January 4, 2026 at 12:34 PM