Typewriter Monke
@tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social
Beth (nonfictional). Transfeminism propagandist. Cognitohazard.
@scrunglemaiden.bsky.social enjoyer
Co-author of Ranked Competitive Breast Growth! https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1584138/ranked-competitive-breast-growth/
@scrunglemaiden.bsky.social enjoyer
Co-author of Ranked Competitive Breast Growth! https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1584138/ranked-competitive-breast-growth/
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Chapter 27: Means to an End
Patreon release!
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Chapter 27: Means to an End
Patreon release!
www.patreon.com/posts/149071...
Erm! ☝️🤓 Actually, [thing that creates conditions where bacteria thrive] doesn't cause infection, bacteria do!
February 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Erm! ☝️🤓 Actually, [thing that creates conditions where bacteria thrive] doesn't cause infection, bacteria do!
Doing one of those special attacks that drop healing items and ammo must feel so good when you're a video game boss
February 2, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Doing one of those special attacks that drop healing items and ammo must feel so good when you're a video game boss
"Katherine did research on how to give trans women in particular blowjobs, and infodumped about the process of finding that information" remains one of my favorite little character beats in RCBG
this is how she does research btw she sits exactly like this regardless of what she's researching
February 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
"Katherine did research on how to give trans women in particular blowjobs, and infodumped about the process of finding that information" remains one of my favorite little character beats in RCBG
No but like it's genuinely offensive to have any bureaucratic procedure where you have a number on a computer that needs to go to a well-defined location on a computer, and you make a human copy and paste that manually. What the fuck do you think computers are FOR??
job where you take numbers from a known location in a database, run them through a known mathematical formula on a calculator because IT doesn't let you use Excel, let alone a python script, and then copy that number back into another database: we're embracing technology. use copilot.
February 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
No but like it's genuinely offensive to have any bureaucratic procedure where you have a number on a computer that needs to go to a well-defined location on a computer, and you make a human copy and paste that manually. What the fuck do you think computers are FOR??
job where you take numbers from a known location in a database, run them through a known mathematical formula on a calculator because IT doesn't let you use Excel, let alone a python script, and then copy that number back into another database: we're embracing technology. use copilot.
February 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
job where you take numbers from a known location in a database, run them through a known mathematical formula on a calculator because IT doesn't let you use Excel, let alone a python script, and then copy that number back into another database: we're embracing technology. use copilot.
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After a century of siring new girlfriends, the vampire Olya has given up on love. Except messy relationships leave long traces, and one of them is about to bite back.
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February 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
After a century of siring new girlfriends, the vampire Olya has given up on love. Except messy relationships leave long traces, and one of them is about to bite back.
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Spoilers: This is really, REALLY good and has much to... chew on.
Pick it up! :3
Pick it up! :3
After a century of siring new girlfriends, the vampire Olya has given up on love. Except messy relationships leave long traces, and one of them is about to bite back.
Read the preview chapter by subscribing to my newsletter - mzakharuk.com#newsletter
Preorder now - mzakharuk.com#appetite
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Preorder now - mzakharuk.com#appetite
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Spoilers: This is really, REALLY good and has much to... chew on.
Pick it up! :3
Pick it up! :3
the girl is slowly starting to realize that the reason everyone else from her cohort was so annoyed at her for getting good grades in Woman early was not jealousy
girl in a forcefemming org who had a great time going through the process now entrusted with the responsibility of forcefemming her first captive like "wait a minute what's her problem? why isn't she happy about this? i'm literally turning her into a girl? doesn't everyone want that??"
February 2, 2026 at 1:11 PM
the girl is slowly starting to realize that the reason everyone else from her cohort was so annoyed at her for getting good grades in Woman early was not jealousy
In terms of basically all symbolism relevant to the act, inverting a penis to make a vagina is a pretty huge power move.
February 2, 2026 at 1:09 PM
In terms of basically all symbolism relevant to the act, inverting a penis to make a vagina is a pretty huge power move.
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The stuff in the files is important to analyse, but also...
February 2, 2026 at 10:19 AM
The stuff in the files is important to analyse, but also...
girl in a forcefemming org who had a great time going through the process now entrusted with the responsibility of forcefemming her first captive like "wait a minute what's her problem? why isn't she happy about this? i'm literally turning her into a girl? doesn't everyone want that??"
February 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
girl in a forcefemming org who had a great time going through the process now entrusted with the responsibility of forcefemming her first captive like "wait a minute what's her problem? why isn't she happy about this? i'm literally turning her into a girl? doesn't everyone want that??"
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@itch.io you do realize that if creators can't reliably expect to have their payments within a month to do things like, IDK, pay bills, you can't exactly expect them to stay on the platform, right
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
@itch.io you do realize that if creators can't reliably expect to have their payments within a month to do things like, IDK, pay bills, you can't exactly expect them to stay on the platform, right
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seriously considering taking down my Itch.io store as I have now been waiting a month for a payout, and I have had no response to a support email sent on Friday morning.
what use is a store that doesn’t pay you?
what use is a store that doesn’t pay you?
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
seriously considering taking down my Itch.io store as I have now been waiting a month for a payout, and I have had no response to a support email sent on Friday morning.
what use is a store that doesn’t pay you?
what use is a store that doesn’t pay you?
Pluribus but all trans people are immune for some reason
February 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Pluribus but all trans people are immune for some reason
I've disabled push notifications for all open social media channels, meaning that if it's not a DM, it will not make my phone buzz, and will not be able to drown out texts and emails. Hopefully this helps
Working on wtf to do with my communication channels so that "missed every reminder that I had a gender clinic appointment on the 26th because they got buried by a bunch of other shit" doesn't repeat itself
February 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I've disabled push notifications for all open social media channels, meaning that if it's not a DM, it will not make my phone buzz, and will not be able to drown out texts and emails. Hopefully this helps
In principle, being open about sexuality is cool and all, but do consider that some combinations of subject matter are not a great idea. As a hypothetical example, if you have a kink for roleplaying as the wolf of wall street guy, that might be inadvisable to post about on a financial advice account
February 1, 2026 at 6:19 PM
In principle, being open about sexuality is cool and all, but do consider that some combinations of subject matter are not a great idea. As a hypothetical example, if you have a kink for roleplaying as the wolf of wall street guy, that might be inadvisable to post about on a financial advice account
Perking up as I see a "reminder that nonbinary doesn't just mean skinny androgynous white people" only to realise their extension of nonbinary diversity stops at "the exact same person but with a beard or boobs"
February 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Perking up as I see a "reminder that nonbinary doesn't just mean skinny androgynous white people" only to realise their extension of nonbinary diversity stops at "the exact same person but with a beard or boobs"
Since there's a lot of fucked up shit circulating from the newest Epstein files release, remember that there's no moral obligation look at this stuff. Traumatizing yourself by passively taking in horrific information without any way to translate that into useful action isn't activism.
February 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Since there's a lot of fucked up shit circulating from the newest Epstein files release, remember that there's no moral obligation look at this stuff. Traumatizing yourself by passively taking in horrific information without any way to translate that into useful action isn't activism.
Working on wtf to do with my communication channels so that "missed every reminder that I had a gender clinic appointment on the 26th because they got buried by a bunch of other shit" doesn't repeat itself
February 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Working on wtf to do with my communication channels so that "missed every reminder that I had a gender clinic appointment on the 26th because they got buried by a bunch of other shit" doesn't repeat itself
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The authors that comprise Maria Ying do NOT take responsibility if readers come away from The Persephone Effect with the urge to rip, bite, and tear.
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The authors that comprise Maria Ying do NOT take responsibility if readers come away from The Persephone Effect with the urge to rip, bite, and tear.
the fuck do you mean, it's already february? i'd like a refund on january
February 1, 2026 at 1:41 PM
the fuck do you mean, it's already february? i'd like a refund on january
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IT'S DONE!!! You can now check out ALL of #FLOWERSTEEL MISSION 1 on Patreon!!! It's gonna be a little bit longer before the comic officially launches, so if you'd like to see a full chapter before then, now's your chance. :)
www.patreon.com/posts/flower...
www.patreon.com/posts/flower...
January 29, 2026 at 7:01 AM
IT'S DONE!!! You can now check out ALL of #FLOWERSTEEL MISSION 1 on Patreon!!! It's gonna be a little bit longer before the comic officially launches, so if you'd like to see a full chapter before then, now's your chance. :)
www.patreon.com/posts/flower...
www.patreon.com/posts/flower...
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I know a lot of people fall prey to the temptation of Pals begging them "PLEASE PLEASE COPY AND PASTE MY POST!" and they do it, but it's risky.
I also advise never tagging a bunch of people, no matter how they beg. Bsky will get you for that too.
I also advise never tagging a bunch of people, no matter how they beg. Bsky will get you for that too.
January 31, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I know a lot of people fall prey to the temptation of Pals begging them "PLEASE PLEASE COPY AND PASTE MY POST!" and they do it, but it's risky.
I also advise never tagging a bunch of people, no matter how they beg. Bsky will get you for that too.
I also advise never tagging a bunch of people, no matter how they beg. Bsky will get you for that too.