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Christina, mother of spiders
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I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.

Behold my skeets.
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CW: loss of parent Yesterday at 3:35pm my mom passed away. My dad and I were with her. No way to fit how wonderful she was in a post. Intelligent, funny, loving, giving, patient, on and on. It was so sad to see her cognitive and physical decline and know we couldn't 1/

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Duran Duran - Ordinary World (Official Music Video)
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I think my sleep paralysis demon is mad at me. It keeps covering up my temperature regulating foot and making me too warm.
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
And now for some of my rock and fossil collection. Mosasaurus tooth with fish jawbone, polychrome jasper, purperite, pink halite.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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The sequel to The Breakfast Club is called The Early Bird Special Club.
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Accidentally texted "Olay" instead of "Okay" and now my text has a smooth, youthful look.
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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"I still believe that the world is flat."

"I can demonstrate that it isn't. Get in that boat and sail away from shore. Keep looking at that lighthouse until it disappears."

"OK. Then what?"

"Keep going."
March 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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You haven't been reposting me are you OK?
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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“It’s a dog door, a DOG door. Now, one more time, what are you?”

[sigh] “I’m a horse.”

“That’s right Jim, you’re a horse.”
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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“I brought a couple of friends, I hope that’s cool.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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7: Fire is magic.

Me: No, it’s science.

7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?

Me: Um…

7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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A little chaos is OK.
Like maybe one chao.
July 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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This day in history. 1917. The new Russian government under Lenin suspended freedom of the press temporarily for let me check exactly 106 years so far.
November 10, 2023 at 10:36 AM
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Taco Bell’s new Seventhmeal promotion is looking pretty good
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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We need a word for boomers who have been brainwashed by Fox News, so that we can also have a word for boomers who have been brainwashed by MSNBC.

Anyway, my liberal mother told me today she wasn't sure about Mamdani because "he's an antisemite" and I'm gonna need a minute.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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a rising tide lifts all boats, but it drowns the non-boated villagers and gives the rich bastard on the hill a waterfront property
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I went down to the lobby to find out what “Grab & Go Breakfast” meant at this hotel. Turns out it’s a small bag of popcorn, a cup of water, and an extra helping of disappointment.
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, eating sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Yeah I guess you could say I'm kind of a sick freak (enjoy a little pulp in my orange juice)
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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When we weren't looking they quietly took floating holidays away from us. That's when clowns took to the sewers.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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The worst thing about consuming your twin in the womb is that you'll never eat anything that delicious ever again
September 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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There should be a “skip to the point” button for conversations.
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Can’t wait to use my extra hour tomorrow for depression napping like God intended.
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM