Christina, mother of spiders
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I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
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Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
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Duran Duran - Ordinary World (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DuranDuranVEVO
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CW: loss of parent Yesterday at 3:35pm my mom passed away. My dad and I were with her. No way to fit how wonderful she was in a post. Intelligent, funny, loving, giving, patient, on and on. It was so sad to see her cognitive and physical decline and know we couldn't 1/
youtu.be/FqIACCH20JU?...
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Meteorologist: This is a serious situation.
Earth: 80085
Earth: 80085
September 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Meteorologist: This is a serious situation.
Earth: 80085
Earth: 80085
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I’m genuinely curious as to how my kids react when they discover that all I can leave them in my will is my Sopranos boxset, the first draft of my Teletubbies themed rock opera, and a genetic tendency to obesity.
May 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I’m genuinely curious as to how my kids react when they discover that all I can leave them in my will is my Sopranos boxset, the first draft of my Teletubbies themed rock opera, and a genetic tendency to obesity.
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No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
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"You don't speak German, Tom."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"You don't speak German, Tom."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
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“My dad is so old…”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“My dad is so old…”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
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wife: would you ever pay for sex?
me: before I respond is this a serious offer and how much are you asking for?
me: before I respond is this a serious offer and how much are you asking for?
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
wife: would you ever pay for sex?
me: before I respond is this a serious offer and how much are you asking for?
me: before I respond is this a serious offer and how much are you asking for?
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It’s OK to take some things very seriously, so long as one of those things isn’t yourself.
October 21, 2024 at 6:51 PM
It’s OK to take some things very seriously, so long as one of those things isn’t yourself.
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[at a dinner party]
host: let's play a game, I call it ‘what's your Kryptonite’?
my wife: it's definitely carbs for me
me: unfortunately wine is my weakness
Superman: seriously Lex, we have to go through this every time?
host: let's play a game, I call it ‘what's your Kryptonite’?
my wife: it's definitely carbs for me
me: unfortunately wine is my weakness
Superman: seriously Lex, we have to go through this every time?
September 12, 2023 at 3:00 PM
[at a dinner party]
host: let's play a game, I call it ‘what's your Kryptonite’?
my wife: it's definitely carbs for me
me: unfortunately wine is my weakness
Superman: seriously Lex, we have to go through this every time?
host: let's play a game, I call it ‘what's your Kryptonite’?
my wife: it's definitely carbs for me
me: unfortunately wine is my weakness
Superman: seriously Lex, we have to go through this every time?
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This day in history. 1971. Procol Harum recorded live with the Edmonton Symphony did you know the song Conquistador is about a prairie dog?
November 18, 2023 at 10:31 AM
This day in history. 1971. Procol Harum recorded live with the Edmonton Symphony did you know the song Conquistador is about a prairie dog?
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“This isn’t funny, Frank. Turn the lights back on.”
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“This isn’t funny, Frank. Turn the lights back on.”
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it’s true, i looked
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
it’s true, i looked
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This day in history. 2010. Scientists trapped 38 antihydrogen atoms in the Large Hadron Collider; also one angry badger.
November 17, 2023 at 10:26 AM
This day in history. 2010. Scientists trapped 38 antihydrogen atoms in the Large Hadron Collider; also one angry badger.
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Be sure to apply plenty of black hole sunscreen before lounging in your soundgarden.
August 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Be sure to apply plenty of black hole sunscreen before lounging in your soundgarden.
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When push comes to shove make sure they have a really long drop behind them.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When push comes to shove make sure they have a really long drop behind them.
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I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
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You never know if if helps anybody, like a new way to say I'm sorry or I love you or I love being sorry actually you're just guilty vehicles
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
You never know if if helps anybody, like a new way to say I'm sorry or I love you or I love being sorry actually you're just guilty vehicles
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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Good Morning ☕ and Happy Tuesday 🍂
Tuesday is your quiet reminder that consistency beats chaos
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
Action is the foundational key to all success
Even small deeds done are better than great deeds planned
Tuesday is your quiet reminder that consistency beats chaos
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
Action is the foundational key to all success
Even small deeds done are better than great deeds planned
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Good Morning ☕ and Happy Tuesday 🍂
Tuesday is your quiet reminder that consistency beats chaos
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
Action is the foundational key to all success
Even small deeds done are better than great deeds planned
Tuesday is your quiet reminder that consistency beats chaos
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
Action is the foundational key to all success
Even small deeds done are better than great deeds planned
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Me: I bet my back up retirement plan to disappear into the forest and become an eldritch horror doesn't seem so dumb now, does it?
Financial advisor: *sighs* You still need to rebalance to make sure you have the money for the logs to build your moss covered den.
Financial advisor: *sighs* You still need to rebalance to make sure you have the money for the logs to build your moss covered den.
March 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Me: I bet my back up retirement plan to disappear into the forest and become an eldritch horror doesn't seem so dumb now, does it?
Financial advisor: *sighs* You still need to rebalance to make sure you have the money for the logs to build your moss covered den.
Financial advisor: *sighs* You still need to rebalance to make sure you have the money for the logs to build your moss covered den.
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The economy is so bad rn that I’m tempted to start a band again
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The economy is so bad rn that I’m tempted to start a band again
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i just read something about grief from C.S. Lewis and his book, “A Grief Observed”
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
i just read something about grief from C.S. Lewis and his book, “A Grief Observed”
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.
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Your favorite social issue combined with your favorite breed of dog is your political operative name:
Abortion Corgi
Abortion Corgi
June 20, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Your favorite social issue combined with your favorite breed of dog is your political operative name:
Abortion Corgi
Abortion Corgi
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Stephen Kings ‘My Back Hurts Trilogy’, in order:
The Stand
The Long Walk
The Running Man
The Stand
The Long Walk
The Running Man
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Stephen Kings ‘My Back Hurts Trilogy’, in order:
The Stand
The Long Walk
The Running Man
The Stand
The Long Walk
The Running Man
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You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%