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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.

Behold my skeets.
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I went by Aldi to pick up Xmas cookies and found this little guy. $5 and glass. My dark heart took it home.
Amber colored glass gingerbread man bottle. Has a gold colored cap with red and white candy cane straw.
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Managed to catch the aurora. This time could see it without my camera. Have to admit I got a little choked up seeing it.
Red aurora in the night sky. Tree outline around the edges.
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Grandson: Look what I can do!!

Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown
On the left is an Indian chameleon with it's head tilted to viewers right leaning in to the gecko. It looks a little like an old man. On the right is a leopard gecko. It looks like it has a smile and a bit grandmotherly.
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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And now for some of my rock and fossil collection. Mosasaurus tooth with fish jawbone, polychrome jasper, purperite, pink halite.
Ovalish sandstone with mosasaurus tooth and jawbone of a fish. The jawbone have a few teeth attached Polychrome jasper. Rectangular shape. Muddy yellow and orange. The darker lines create an image that looks a bit like a drawing of a cave. Rough purperite. A purple stone Pink halite.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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When Carl accepted the role of the sand worm in the local production of Dune, he had no idea how low "low budget" could go. The regret was flowing.
Australian diamond python is in the spice shelves of a grocery store. The spice bottles are in disarray. The way its mouth is set makes it look like a grimace.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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When I lost my mom in August everything went on hold or was just dropped. Things are still in Flux. A discord friend was kind enough to pick up merch from the Sleep Token tour for me since I missed it this year. She even dropped a charm, bracelet, confetti, and "Jerries". Appreciate it so much.
Pink petal confetti with a small black flamingo (Jerry) on it, a charm with a sword made if beads and beaded tassels that say "House Veridian", small pink flamingo (Jerry), beaded bracelet that looks like flowers with "Arcadia' in letter beads. Black long sleeve tee. Graphic is 2 black flamingos facing each other. Beneath them are pink flowers and the words "Even in Arcadia" Above, in pink letters it says "Sleep Token". Along one sleeve, also in pink letters, it says "Sleep Token". On the other sleeve is the follower symbol in pink. 2 black tee shirts. The 1 on the left says "Sleep Token" and beneath is an arch with flowers around it. Below that it the follower symbol. All printed in a cream yellow. Shirt on the right says "Sleep Token" in gold. The follower symbol is placed in the "O" of Token. The backs of the 2 black tees. On the left it says "The Even in Arcadia tour". Below are all of the tour dates and locations. The shirt on the right has each of the weapons representing each song from the album (axes, Halberts, swords, mace, etc...). All in gold. In the background is the follower symbol in white. Below are white flowers and the words "Even in Arcadia" ans "Sleep Token".
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Can't wait! Got early admission pit tickets for Electric Callboy!
Image is a photo of the band Electric Callboy. Above it says, "You Got'em. Let the anticipation begin" Below it says, "Electric Callboy: Tanzneid World tour"
October 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Damn, I know we have issues but to put us on clearance?
Temu ad. It says, "Temu United States". Each letter is a different color. Below that are the outlines of well known skyscrapers and the outline of The Statue of Liberty. Below that it says, "Clearance". Along the bottom it says, "Everything must go!"
September 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Meteorologist: This is a serious situation.

Earth: 80085
Image of a model run for tropical storm/hurricane Humberto and potential tropical cyclone 94L. The 2 systems are side by side and look a little like colorful breasts. (I know, I'm a 12 year old in an adult body)
September 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Was watching this bear eating acorns in one of our oak trees. Just cbd for me. The bear however was very high (up).
Young black bear in an oak tree.
September 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Smaug's youngest child moved into the city but could only afford a small one room fly up.
frilled lizard with open mouth in a mailbox
September 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Age verification: My bike had banana seat with the big flowers on it
Bicycle banana seat with colorful flowers on it
September 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Paw prints everywhere!
Steve from Blue's clues. A white bucket hat, mirror sunglasses, and a long cigarette holder with a cigarette in it have been photoshopped on him. Above it says, "We were somewhere in the living room, on the edge of the thinking chair" and below it says, "When the clues began to take hold"
September 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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CEO: So it's ready to ship? Good. Release the Kraken!!!

Board member: You've been waiting all year to say that. Haven't you?
Liquid cooler box for a PC. Upper right corner it says "NZXT". Lower left it says, "Kraken 240". The image on the box is the product.
September 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Even the bears dgaf about anything. Random bear in the neighborhood couldn't care less we were there.
Black bear standing next to an oak tree. She is looking in the direction of the camera. Another oak tree in the background. In the distance is a thick tree line.
September 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Metal sub genres are getting more and more specific
Top of a fanny pack (bum bag) that is attached to a piece of cardboard used to hang it up for display. You can see the zipper and pinkish metallic fabric. On the cardboard it says "Metallic Fanny Pack". Below that it says, "zippered pouch keep your valuables secure quality construction". There is also a photo the the midsections of what appears to be a man and a woman wearing the pack.
September 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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CW: Loss, anniversary of loss. Happy heavenly birthday, Andrew. Hard to believe you would have been 22! I do wonder what you would have been like. What it would have sounded like to hear you & your big brother laughing in another room, your interests, music. We wish you were here. We love you. Mom.
Wall of weathered boards with black chalkboard taped to it. It says, "I will always wonder who you would have been".
August 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Bob pondered the strange lines and thought, "Well, there are a few turns and straightaways. Might be able to get a Chevy or Dodge around those weird tracks."
One of Nazca line geoglyphs in Peru. The spider. Image is of the desert from above and the line drawing of a spider carved into the ground is visible.
August 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Add some popcorn to the scene and yeah. That's been me this week.
Photo of english bulldog sitting on a couch. On it's head is a shark fin that is strapped around it's head. It's paw is on a remote. Next to it is a box of cheez-its. above the photo it says, "Watching shark week like:"
July 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Speaking of Ozzy. My favorite Ozzy experience was when he played Grady Cole center in Charlotte. Was a small venue attached to the community college. Maybe held 2-3k people. Prong opened. Below, my ticket stub and one of those photo souvenir books they used to sell.
Ticket stub that says "Ozzy Osbourne Jan 11 , 1992. Grady Cole center. Gen adm." Souvenir photo book. Black cover. In gold letters it says "Ozzy Osbourne" and at the bottom, in white letters, it says, "Theatre of Madness"
July 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Mothman has the right idea.
Drawing of mothman. Eyes are red. Mouth drawn in a straight line with pointy teeth sticking out. He's holding a cell phone with a green case. Below it says, "Felt cute, might swoop down and chase folks on a dirt road later, IDK..."
June 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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🎵We all live in the🎵
Photo of a bin full of yellow nectarines. There is a green price card attached that says, "Organic" down the left side. to the right it says, "Yellow nectarines $4.99/lb"
June 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Some merch from the Health/Author and Punisher show we went to 2 weeks ago. Yes, Johnny has a puzzle of himself and yes we got it!
Black t shirt. At the top it says, "Health". Below that are 2 drawings in red. Both are skulls with the top split and what looks like flames coming out. Under the skull on the left it says, "Rat Wars". Under the skull on the right it says, "Conflict DLC" Back of the black Health t shirt. At the top it says, "Vibe". Beneath it is one of the skull drawings in red. In the lower left corner is something written in what I think is Japanese. Below it is written "Cop" Black t shirt. On it s a white print of a person in a coat with a mask and what looks like A respirator that goes from the mouth to a unit attached near the waist. Below that it says, "Author and Punisher" Small black box covered in clear plastic. On the front is a picture of Johnny Health. He is shirtless and has long ears on top of his head. He has long dark brown hair and has an expressionless face. Behind him is his gaming battle station (he also does his live streaming from there). Above the picture it says, "Health". Below it says, "Johnny Health puzzle".
May 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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It puts the breadcrumbs in the basket or else it ends up in a casket.
Close up of a duckling - the angle is looking up at it's face and lit from underneath.
May 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I feel this one. LOL! Standing for hours at the rail to make sure I see every opener = advil after the show.
Drawing of a spine and upper pelvis. Where the shoulders and head would be, there is the word "Sciatica" written in the style of the Metallica logo. From the bottom of the logo there is lightning that looks like it's branching down to the bottom of the image. Across the top it says "For us older metal heads"
May 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM