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there are 2 kinds of ppl in this world: ones who can infer from context
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It's Elmo's World. We just live in it.
February 9, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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surrounding myself in salt and cats for protection
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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Brother against brother
The culture wars are ripping families apart!
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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irreverent internet comedians rise up
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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They're called Ring cameras because an evil ghost lives in there
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
stronkin bonkers man
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 AM
simultaneously containing one multitude
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 AM
alright that's enough out of me
February 7, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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Taking lots of naps for the apocalypse.
February 7, 2026 at 7:27 AM
my tazz? razzma
February 7, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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him: would you say you’re silly?

me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
February 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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sometimes i forget we aren’t all in the same time zone and see posts from like 2am my time & think “WOW some of you really don’t have a good sleep schedule”
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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hi is this where I apply for the shitposter position
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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A blackbird told me it was February (sound up for some much needed birdsong dopamine-these are my very favourite birdy notes):
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 PM
eternally booing what is hopefully a temporary villain
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
what the shit?
-me, appreciating new things
February 7, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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There is always one guy in a post-apocalyptic world who survives not by skill but by dumb luck. I think that would be me.
February 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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raise your hand if your kids call you "bruh"
February 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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I think the question we should all be asking is, “do you know how beautiful I am?”
February 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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It is my birthday and you are legally obligated to be nice to me
February 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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when i hit 9K followers I will log off
February 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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It’s no coincidence that when you look at tree branches against a winter sky they look just like veins eagerly waiting to pump blood again
February 5, 2026 at 12:55 PM
seamlessly weaving 'wham bam thank you ma'am' into black betty
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM