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me: have i told you about the ti--

all my friends: YES!
𝑺𝒆𝒏𝒕 2 𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒂𝒈𝒐. 𝑭𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒖𝒑?
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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If I had it all to do over again, I would have added cheese to more things.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
i live like the truth still matters etc because i hope that it someday will again
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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even vampires disassociate
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Bojack Horseman is my therapy.

Bojack Horseman is the reason I need therapy.

You see my dilemma.
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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*mutes United States.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
peas porridge hot to the tune of dirty laundry. trust me you do not want to miss this (or ever exist inside my head)
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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[poet] my heart is protected by a stronghold and cannot be breached by any mere mortal

[doctor] that is just your ribcage, can you lay down please
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Queen of leaving the one comment on a post that doesn’t get a like
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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A massage isn’t enough. Take my muscles from my body and put them in a taffy pulling machine for three hours.
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I’m not sure I’ve ever made a bigger mess with food than I have with this everything seasoned sandwich. Poppy seeds just everywhere. A gothic glitter bombing
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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It's casual phenomena day at work so my hand passes right through the microwave to warm up the fish manually
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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hello darkness my old friend (microwaving 4 hour old coffee)
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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when you haven't seen a certain poster on here for a minute you think "whatever happened to..." and then you realize you didn't know their name and can't remember their handle "...that one profile pic"
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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i'm sorry i thanked your stepfather so loudly for repairing my washing machine
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
'do the thing, get the treat' can lead to beautiful things, or get you completely backwards, just depends
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Welcome to your 40's. One day you'll turn on subtitles because you can't understand a character's accent and you'll never turn them off again.
November 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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im definitely the change i want to see in the world im certainly not paper money
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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you have to be a pretty terrible fruit not to have a song named after you at this point
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I don’t want a fun-sized Snickers. I want the full bar, the full commitment, the full emotional nougat.
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
halfway through the family pack of the oreos with the black in the middle before i realize what this is doing to my tomorrow
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
feels like my ui just updated without warning
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Kiss me, I taste like pizza.
May 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM