Marl lala la
@marlebean.bsky.social
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
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Marl lala la
@marlebean.bsky.social
· Dec 30
I always shave my legs on NYE to make sure I start the new year with a clean slate.
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My buns are hot and cross.
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My buns are hot and cross.
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[dead in the morgue] *one leg outside body bag*
December 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
[dead in the morgue] *one leg outside body bag*
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sisyphus getting a treadmill for christmas
December 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
sisyphus getting a treadmill for christmas
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(waking up in a bathtub full of ice) inside me there is one kidney
December 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
(waking up in a bathtub full of ice) inside me there is one kidney
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I am proof that not having any screen time as a child does not help anything
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I am proof that not having any screen time as a child does not help anything
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Do I leave my returns on the roof for Santa to pick up?
December 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Do I leave my returns on the roof for Santa to pick up?
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I don't do yoga, but sometimes I try to plug my charging cable in without getting out of bed
December 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I don't do yoga, but sometimes I try to plug my charging cable in without getting out of bed
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I'm all for christmas presents but could y'all at least give me different sizes of coal
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm all for christmas presents but could y'all at least give me different sizes of coal
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Burnt cheese….either you love it or you’re stupid. There is no in between.
December 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Burnt cheese….either you love it or you’re stupid. There is no in between.
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Forget it, I'm not dying on some hill.
December 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Forget it, I'm not dying on some hill.
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Imagine having a super tough shift down at Nakatomi Plaza then having to go home to chase Urkel off your daughter
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Imagine having a super tough shift down at Nakatomi Plaza then having to go home to chase Urkel off your daughter
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I dunno about you but I wear my gay apparel all the time
December 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I dunno about you but I wear my gay apparel all the time
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I put the die in diet coke
December 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I put the die in diet coke
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no plans means no plans to cancel
December 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
no plans means no plans to cancel
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2026 is the year of the cougar.
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
2026 is the year of the cougar.
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My New Year’s resolution is 4K Ultra HD.
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My New Year’s resolution is 4K Ultra HD.
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Hard work may not kill me but it's not a risk I'm prepared to take.
December 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Hard work may not kill me but it's not a risk I'm prepared to take.
{December 26, last year}
George Michael: "da fuq dude?!"
George Michael: "da fuq dude?!"
December 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
{December 26, last year}
George Michael: "da fuq dude?!"
George Michael: "da fuq dude?!"
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Whoever invented the wrench became a tighten of industry.
December 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Whoever invented the wrench became a tighten of industry.
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I'm at my most Michael Jackson when I seem to lose one glove every winter.
December 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm at my most Michael Jackson when I seem to lose one glove every winter.
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My mother-in-law just handed me a gift bag and said, “Try again.”
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My mother-in-law just handed me a gift bag and said, “Try again.”
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I tried finding romance at my favorite supermarket but I should have known better than to go looking for love in Aldi wrong places.
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I tried finding romance at my favorite supermarket but I should have known better than to go looking for love in Aldi wrong places.
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I am color blind, so Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Hudson, and Jennifer Aniston all look like Jennifer Grey to me.
October 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I am color blind, so Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Hudson, and Jennifer Aniston all look like Jennifer Grey to me.
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Merry Christmas to you and the reindeer you rode in on
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Merry Christmas to you and the reindeer you rode in on
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ugh, myrrh AGAIN
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
ugh, myrrh AGAIN