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Jemma
@cygnus5.bsky.social
· Sep 15
Unsolicited advice. With a side of judgment.
Snow blankets the earth. There is not a sound to be heard other than the distant caw of a crow and the piercing yell of an F-bomb by our neighbor Tony, who is unable to speak quietly and without expletives.
January 27, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Snow blankets the earth. There is not a sound to be heard other than the distant caw of a crow and the piercing yell of an F-bomb by our neighbor Tony, who is unable to speak quietly and without expletives.
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emo is the color of my energy
January 26, 2026 at 10:43 PM
emo is the color of my energy
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The river Sett, Hayfield
January 24, 2026 at 12:35 PM
The river Sett, Hayfield
She has made Sumo oranges her entire personality.
January 25, 2026 at 2:11 PM
She has made Sumo oranges her entire personality.
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Every time I say “that’s insane” just know I don’t mean it. I’m barely listening. I’m picturing a small frog with a job.
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Every time I say “that’s insane” just know I don’t mean it. I’m barely listening. I’m picturing a small frog with a job.
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“Wait, what?”
- me, as a therapist
- me, as a therapist
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
“Wait, what?”
- me, as a therapist
- me, as a therapist
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Last summer, I bought one of those "Live, Laugh, Love" signs at a garage sale.
The woman selling it looked me dead in the eye and said, "It didn't work."
The woman selling it looked me dead in the eye and said, "It didn't work."
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Last summer, I bought one of those "Live, Laugh, Love" signs at a garage sale.
The woman selling it looked me dead in the eye and said, "It didn't work."
The woman selling it looked me dead in the eye and said, "It didn't work."
Builder sent pictures of deer outside our house. So cute. Also get back to work.
January 24, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Builder sent pictures of deer outside our house. So cute. Also get back to work.
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I have successfully acquired Storm essentials.
January 23, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I have successfully acquired Storm essentials.
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The last time I stuck my fork in the toaster I could remember what color corduroys I was wearing when I ate my first Dorito
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 PM
The last time I stuck my fork in the toaster I could remember what color corduroys I was wearing when I ate my first Dorito
My magnet collection but it’s just those little circular ones you cut out of the shower curtain liner before you throw it away.
January 23, 2026 at 11:07 PM
My magnet collection but it’s just those little circular ones you cut out of the shower curtain liner before you throw it away.
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Love the player, hate the laundry, set fire to the poetry
January 23, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Love the player, hate the laundry, set fire to the poetry
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The brightest aurora I've had the privilege to see with my own eyes. 200km above the Arctic Circle, Northern Norway.
#photography #aurora #norway
#photography #aurora #norway
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
The brightest aurora I've had the privilege to see with my own eyes. 200km above the Arctic Circle, Northern Norway.
#photography #aurora #norway
#photography #aurora #norway
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My favorite thing in Ocean's 11 is Sammy Davis as a sanitation worker, in Las Vegas... in a turtleneck... in the desert.
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM
My favorite thing in Ocean's 11 is Sammy Davis as a sanitation worker, in Las Vegas... in a turtleneck... in the desert.
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‘soy un perdedor’, I quietly sing to my dog as we lie nose to snout while she patiently waits for breakfast
January 8, 2026 at 12:31 PM
‘soy un perdedor’, I quietly sing to my dog as we lie nose to snout while she patiently waits for breakfast
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Life is a Waffle House
January 22, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Life is a Waffle House
If I was a builder, I would tell you I love your designs choices. I wouldn’t make you wonder.
January 22, 2026 at 7:28 PM
If I was a builder, I would tell you I love your designs choices. I wouldn’t make you wonder.
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That one friend who knows enough about your family to understand why you are the way you are.
January 21, 2026 at 12:54 PM
That one friend who knows enough about your family to understand why you are the way you are.
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I have no patience for pomegranates. I don't have time to solve your fruit puzzle.
January 19, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I have no patience for pomegranates. I don't have time to solve your fruit puzzle.
*adds soap to your cilantro
January 20, 2026 at 8:04 PM
*adds soap to your cilantro
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Everybody shows up when there’s only 40 pieces left in the puzzle. Where were you when I was doing the sky?
January 18, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Everybody shows up when there’s only 40 pieces left in the puzzle. Where were you when I was doing the sky?
Caturday hits different for dog lovers
January 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Caturday hits different for dog lovers
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I was given a puzzle covered in glitter accents and now I am covered in glitter accents.
January 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I was given a puzzle covered in glitter accents and now I am covered in glitter accents.
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
I love how in your version of events you get to play the victim and be skinny.
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I love how in your version of events you get to play the victim and be skinny.