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@rachel2manypaws.bsky.social
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–What’s the secret to your spaghetti sauce dad?
–It’s the tears, son.
–It’s the tears, son.
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
–What’s the secret to your spaghetti sauce dad?
–It’s the tears, son.
–It’s the tears, son.
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Yesterday I saw a full-sized sheepdog wearing a quilted black velvet coat. Today, a cat in a Xmas sweater darted in front of me and hid under a parked car. If I fall the rest of the way into this fairy tale universe, good luck with the political horror & yes of course I'll try to bring you in later.
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Yesterday I saw a full-sized sheepdog wearing a quilted black velvet coat. Today, a cat in a Xmas sweater darted in front of me and hid under a parked car. If I fall the rest of the way into this fairy tale universe, good luck with the political horror & yes of course I'll try to bring you in later.
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Can’t someone challenge him to a duel?…
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Can’t someone challenge him to a duel?…
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This "little" light of mine? I thought you said it was a good size?
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This "little" light of mine? I thought you said it was a good size?
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Note to @rachel2manypaws.bsky.social learn to have a poker face. Please.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Note to @rachel2manypaws.bsky.social learn to have a poker face. Please.
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That Zoom call was cancelled. You can put that hoodie back on.
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
That Zoom call was cancelled. You can put that hoodie back on.
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At 47, I have found my life path: to feed kitties.
*nodnodnod*
*nodnodnod*
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
At 47, I have found my life path: to feed kitties.
*nodnodnod*
*nodnodnod*
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I have a rich inner life, I am a runway model turned rock star turned President of the United States and everyone says I’m good at cooking and sex.
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I have a rich inner life, I am a runway model turned rock star turned President of the United States and everyone says I’m good at cooking and sex.
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Kind of miss the bumblebees
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Kind of miss the bumblebees
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and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
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Waltzing through the swinging knives and slinging arrows to the treasure
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Waltzing through the swinging knives and slinging arrows to the treasure
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Forty days since I drove my car but I tonight I have to leave the house, in the dark, so everyone find a safe place until I get back
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Forty days since I drove my car but I tonight I have to leave the house, in the dark, so everyone find a safe place until I get back
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Since I was out (car was sure dusty for having not left the garage!)
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Since I was out (car was sure dusty for having not left the garage!)
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Couldn’t figure out how to use one of those stupid electric can openers so I chucked 5 cans of cranberry sauce off the top of the Pru and hoped for the best
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Couldn’t figure out how to use one of those stupid electric can openers so I chucked 5 cans of cranberry sauce off the top of the Pru and hoped for the best
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collecting rain in wine glasses so i can have sips of the sky whenever i feel too mortal
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
collecting rain in wine glasses so i can have sips of the sky whenever i feel too mortal
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My dog is sunsetting and I’m on couch as he can’t do stairs anymore &never slept without us and it’s worse than an infant and I’ve gotten about 9hours sleep this week and am talking to myself and not making sense at work and everything is pretty terrible. Oh, happy Friday!
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My dog is sunsetting and I’m on couch as he can’t do stairs anymore &never slept without us and it’s worse than an infant and I’ve gotten about 9hours sleep this week and am talking to myself and not making sense at work and everything is pretty terrible. Oh, happy Friday!
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I will accept your Happy Fry-Yay! because it came with a side of fries.
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I will accept your Happy Fry-Yay! because it came with a side of fries.
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1:52 a.m.
slides brownies into oven
slides brownies into oven
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
1:52 a.m.
slides brownies into oven
slides brownies into oven
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New day before Thanksgiving tradition: drop a couple of tabs and listen to Dead bootlegs all day. Then, during Thanksgiving dinner, describe in detail what you experienced to your square, possibly maga, relatives (making a mashed potato sculpture while doing this is recommended but optional).
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
New day before Thanksgiving tradition: drop a couple of tabs and listen to Dead bootlegs all day. Then, during Thanksgiving dinner, describe in detail what you experienced to your square, possibly maga, relatives (making a mashed potato sculpture while doing this is recommended but optional).
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Me and a Carolina wren watching the sun slip down through the oaks and pitch pines, thinking about longer days
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Me and a Carolina wren watching the sun slip down through the oaks and pitch pines, thinking about longer days
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View it as less a fire hazard and more of a fire opportunity
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
View it as less a fire hazard and more of a fire opportunity
sorry i blurted out i like it hard mr mattress salesman
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
sorry i blurted out i like it hard mr mattress salesman
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I can’t explain religious phenomenons, but the lady w smokers wrinkles buying scratch offs bitchin there’s never any sweet & low is a mystic—cause when she calls you “hon”—it’s healing.
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I can’t explain religious phenomenons, but the lady w smokers wrinkles buying scratch offs bitchin there’s never any sweet & low is a mystic—cause when she calls you “hon”—it’s healing.