@stuforreal.bsky.social
Screaming on the inside
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Hate it when i pull out a winter coat and there's no money or drugs stashed in it
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I think with a proper hype man i could get a couple more likes for my shitty-ass tweets
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I think with a proper hype man i could get a couple more likes for my shitty-ass tweets
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Opened a portal to a new dimension and the worst thing possible happened: everything was exactly the same.
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Opened a portal to a new dimension and the worst thing possible happened: everything was exactly the same.
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January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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you know who else circles back? vultures
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
you know who else circles back? vultures
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The worst thing a species can be is delicious.
January 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The worst thing a species can be is delicious.
Man i haven't toppled a government in ages
January 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Man i haven't toppled a government in ages
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Hey. Happy New Year, Stu.
a woman is holding a black cat with the words good luck on written below her
Alt: a woman is holding a black cat with wishes you good luck
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January 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Hey. Happy New Year, Stu.
Woke up in a timeless void of, uh, timelessness again
January 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Woke up in a timeless void of, uh, timelessness again
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what you’d do for a Klondike bar is what I’d do for meat and potatoes. we are not the same
January 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
what you’d do for a Klondike bar is what I’d do for meat and potatoes. we are not the same
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That's enough 2026 thanks
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
That's enough 2026 thanks
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sick of my shit? i have to deal with this 24/7
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM
sick of my shit? i have to deal with this 24/7
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Hopefully, we are transitioning from Obvious world to Do Something About It world. I'm so tired of obvious being revealed as if it was a hidden gem.
Why isn't Groundhog Day on this Venn? 😕
Why isn't Groundhog Day on this Venn? 😕
January 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Hopefully, we are transitioning from Obvious world to Do Something About It world. I'm so tired of obvious being revealed as if it was a hidden gem.
Why isn't Groundhog Day on this Venn? 😕
Why isn't Groundhog Day on this Venn? 😕
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I'm happy for your positive life change it's just, well it's really shining a light on my failure to do the same
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I'm happy for your positive life change it's just, well it's really shining a light on my failure to do the same
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There are people that find forgotten money in their coat pockets. I just found a spork in mine
January 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
There are people that find forgotten money in their coat pockets. I just found a spork in mine
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Should Erika Kirk be reported to her employer for insufficiently mourning Charlie Kirk?
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Should Erika Kirk be reported to her employer for insufficiently mourning Charlie Kirk?
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DARE always seemed like a counterproductive name to prevent drug use.
January 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
DARE always seemed like a counterproductive name to prevent drug use.
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"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
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[first date on beach in Oregon]
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
[first date on beach in Oregon]
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
I've resolved to remove meat from my diet except for what i can catch so watch your ass out there
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I've resolved to remove meat from my diet except for what i can catch so watch your ass out there
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Stick one of those magic erasers in your shower so you can justify staying in longer than needed bc you're cleaning.
January 1, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Stick one of those magic erasers in your shower so you can justify staying in longer than needed bc you're cleaning.
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I didn’t ask you for advice on what gifts to give.
January 1, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I didn’t ask you for advice on what gifts to give.
Happy New Year if you're in to that sort of thing
January 1, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Happy New Year if you're in to that sort of thing
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<dog with a stomach ache> I should eat a blanket !!!
December 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
<dog with a stomach ache> I should eat a blanket !!!
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There is no next year, only Zuul.
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
There is no next year, only Zuul.