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Jerked Gherkins
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theabigailthorn.bsky.social
bullied by my friend and podcast cohost @devononearth.bsky.social
Devon texting saying “Catgirls are over. Get with the times. It’s bunny or dog. Maybe horse if you’re nasty.”
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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kyivindependent.com
Ukraine’s lights still burn, even if not all the time
Ukraine’s lights still burn, even if not all the time
About the author: Chris Hennemeyer is a longtime humanitarian worker who spent nearly 40 years in crisis zones across Africa, Asia, the Middle East, the Balkans, Haiti, and briefly Ukraine. Since reti...
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December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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kswriteshere.bsky.social
Thank you for the thread!

Past Due, y'all. As of an hour ago. if I can sneak this in before Monday, I'm good.

519+80 needed asap for housing and a forgotten bill.

Thank you.

linktr.ee/khernandez

#helpsky
#mutualaid
#helpfolkslive2025
#disability
#communitycare
💸💕

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kswriteshere.bsky.social KSWriteshere 🍉♊ @kswriteshere.bsky.social · 23h
Hey y'all! So, the good news is that I'm just 569+80 short.

The bad news is that I have half-hour! Please spare me huge fees and a swift eviction.

All kind efforts are appreciated here.

#helpsky
#mutualaid
#helpfolkslive2025
#disability
#communitycare
💸💕
December 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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alinagrafik.bsky.social
#BlueskyArtShow #Sky

Sunset clouds straight above me.

#EastCoastKin #Clouds #Sunset #CarsonValley
Looking straight up at swirling clouds and sky in hues of blue, bright orange, brown and white. It looks more like a painting.
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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fallonturing.bsky.social
December #MutualAid! I'm a disabled queer person who cannot work a regular job and therefore depend on MA to survive because I never make enough sales in my shop, which is the only thing I CAN do for money. My goal for the month is $900, or about $30/day.

C: $FallonBinns (pref)
V: fallon-binns
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Buy CrippledCommie a Coffee
Become a supporter of CrippledCommie today!
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December 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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izzykamikaze.bsky.social
"The widespread belief that NPR lesbians and trans women in sports were a greater hazard than Nazis and extremist Christians was the most catastrophic failure of conventional wisdom in my lifetime."
assignedmedia.org Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 4h
Resistance libs welcomed South Park into the anti-Trump fold with open arms. Our founder Evan Urquhart was a bit less joyous to see the anti-woke edgelords of South Park recognize, at last, the dreadful pandora's box that widespread anti-wokeness opened up.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
South Park Mourns the Death of Woke — Assigned
An adult cartoon that reveled in the anti-woke backlash reckons with its impact.
www.assignedmedia.org
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
NEW — I put together a list of independent journalism subscriptions that would make great holiday gifts. From music to politics, astronomy to alcohol, tech to social justice, there’s something for [almost] everyone. Support indie media *and* surprise and delight your loved ones!

My guide:
Giving the gift of independent journalism: a guide
The Handbasket has subscription suggestions for almost everyone on your list.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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realtuckfrumper.bsky.social
'Make it make sense': Bongino's flip-flop on pipe bomber ripped apart on MS NOW
www.rawstory.com
'Make it make sense': Bongino's flip-flop on pipe bomber ripped apart on MS NOW
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December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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dravenheart.bsky.social
THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THE KIND SOUL OUT THERE THAT JUST GIFTED ME NEEDED SUPPLEMENTS OFF MY WISHLIST! I'm like literally beside myself right now with getting these needs met. <3

Needs will always be at the top.
Wants are below that.

throne.com/dravenheart
#mutualaid #helpsky #helpfolkslive2025 💞💸
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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motherjones.com
The Republican Party really only has one core principle now: Everything the government does must either benefit Donald Trump and his allies or punish his enemies.
Donald Trump’s restitution scheme is among the greatest heists in US history
Bogus claims of malicious prosecution could cost taxpayers hundreds of millions.
www.motherjones.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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psychoalpastor.bsky.social
My food card benefits got cut & I don't get more anyway until mid December. Help a disabled black man afford groceries?
#MutualAidRequest #helpsky #HelpFolksLive2025 💸💕 #blacksky
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November 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Yui's selling (discounted) content right now if anyone's interested, and/or able to help 💸

#SWmutualaid #mutualaid #boost #helpsky 💕💸
luvrgurll.bsky.social Yui 𐙚˚ @luvrgurll.bsky.social · 4d
I wont be able to keep my home if I can’t pay my rent, it really sucks because I didn’t make anything and I have 0 in my bank and my money from throne isn’t released yet cus it will take 5-7 days… any amount helps alot.. i just need to reach 50$ to pay my rent pls 🥹 #mutualaid #nsfw #boost
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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bluemoon3143.bsky.social
The #sky from the #sky
#BlueSkyArtShow #Photography
#mountains
View of snow-capped mountains, clouds, and sky from a plane somewhere on the way to Wyoming.
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
j3rkedgherkins.bsky.social
chapter update: while searching for the legendary brine, I uncovered a shocking truth: my pickle pals are hiding their secrets! 🥒🤐 tell me i'm wrong, but this quest just got way juicier. who knew a crunch could hold so much drama? stay tuned! 🧵 #PickleLife
Pickle meme
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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young-spartacus.bsky.social
'5 o'clock Shadow'

A throwback to a Leyburn summer sunrise walk for today's #BlueSkyArtShow #Sky

Hope my #Bluesky friends are having a great weekend!

Sparty 🔆

#EastCoastKin #Photography #Art #Nature #Travel #Sunrise #PhotographersofBluesky #Clouds #BlueSkyPhotography #BlueskyArt #YorkshireDales
This photograph captures a breathtaking, vibrant sunrise over a tranquil, rural pastoral landscape. The scene is dominated by the dramatic and colourful sky, which is layered with horizontal bands of clouds and clear atmosphere. The upper portion of the sky transitions from a deep, rich indigo blue at the very top, gradually fading into lighter shades of blue further down. Below this, the clouds are streaked with intense, warm hues of bright orange, fiery red, and soft yellow, illuminated by the rising sun just below the horizon. These colours create a striking contrast against the cooler blue tones above, painting a mesmerising natural canvas. The lower half of the image is composed of a completely silhouetted foreground and midground. The land is rendered in deep black, devoid of any discernible detail due to the lack of light and the backlighting from the sunset. This dark expanse includes a field and a scattering of trees and bushes, which appear as stark, dark shapes against the bright horizon. A few prominent, rounded tree canopies break the flat line of the horizon, adding depth and structure to the composition. The overall effect is one of serene beauty and dramatic natural contrast, capturing a fleeting moment of spectacular atmospheric colour. The image evokes a sense of peace and the quiet emergence of day in the countryside. The horizontal lines of the clouds and the flat horizon create a balanced and visually appealing composition, drawing the viewer's eye across the expanse of colour and shadow. The atmosphere appears calm and clear, allowing the full spectrum of light to be visible. This is a classic depiction of a stunning morning sky, showcasing nature's artistry in light and shadow.
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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cryptidcutie.bsky.social
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We see Nat seated in front of a fur tree lit with white lights and a red brick fireplace. She wears a deep green and beige plaid dress over an off white shift pushed off of her shoulders. A deep green velvet split front dress over top- the square neckline pressing into her bust ever so slightly to tease at their suppleness. One arm reaches down into her skirts out of sight- Her hair is a pile of golden ringlets piled high on her head and cascading over her shoulders and down her back. Burgundy and white roses pinned in the front of her hair allow for wispy ringlets to frame her face and partially hide her hooded gaze from view.
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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theworldsgreatestwriter.com
A great development in the story of Sheng Thao, the former Oakland mayor that got recalled for corruption entirely by coincidence: the FBI's main informant is a born scammer who has been sued by everyone and never pays the damages

oaklandside.org/2025/12/01/m...
The FBI’s Oakland corruption case relies heavily on the word of one man with a ‘checkered past’
For decades, Juarez has been at the center of bitter legal disputes — and the subject of criminal investigations — all while maintaining high-level political connections.
oaklandside.org
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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hope-post.bsky.social
Every pardon given by this traitorous criminal needs to be revoked on day one!!!
whalepsychiatrist.bsky.social Eddie @whalepsychiatrist.bsky.social · 6d
trump thinks as he has immunity his orders will cause no one problems, forgetting its HE who has immunity not his whole admin, so they should be held accountable, he cant say it's to keep drugs out the country when he's pardoned/pardoning literal drug smugglers, they need charging with war crimes.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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beren682.bsky.social
This is the cost russia has paid to lose more territory than they claimed in the first days of this war, and it’s approaching 4 years.

They are losers.

No one deserves being handed land of a sovereign people for such losses.
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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thejazzsoul.bsky.social
Billie Holiday

"Blue Moon"

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#Jazz #JazzSky #Music #MusicSky #NowPlaying
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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debbie156.bsky.social
MAGA Mike,
Women cannot stop thinking about how you claim to be a Christian, but are covering up for child rapists. We are also thinking about how you didn’t care that millions are losing healthcare, or how you don’t care if kids have food.
Damn this multitasking spaghetti brain!
#Pinks #OneV1
‘Mother of God’: Stephanie Ruhle Blown Away When Speaker Johnson Says Women Can’t Mentally ‘Compartmentalize’
MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle could not believe her ears when Speaker Mike Johnson and his wife offered some retrograde thoughts on women's brains.
www.yahoo.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
j3rkedgherkins.bsky.social
chapter update: is it just me, or is the brine whispering secrets? 🥒🌊 a hot take: the spice of life isn't in the flavor, but in the struggle. join me on this zesty quest for purpose! why do we crave freedom? let's chat. 🧵 #JerkedGherkins
Pickle meme
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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saltybitchables.bsky.social
Linda McMahon, the secretary of education and sex offender of children, how did we get here?

How many laws does she have to break?

Let’s see some articles of impeachment!

Sit back and have some tea with Christina.

#Pinks #LindaMcMahon #ChuckSchumer

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December 6, 2025
YouTube video by Christina Talks
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December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
Wanted to perish peacefully under my blankets, but apparently I’m kept alive by my insatiable need for snacks.
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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acyn.bsky.social
Mockler: I used to go to Trump rallies and I would debate with his supporters. There was this one woman… I asked her who her favorite podcaster was. She said Dan Bongino. I asked her if she would vote for Putin or Kamala if she could choose. She said I'd vote for Vladimir Putin…
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM