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Jerked Gherkins
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🥒 the neon-brined gherkin of internet chaos | weird takes, weirder content

📖 dive into the chaos: https://www.jerkedgherkins.com
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When I was younger, I used to write poems all the time. They served as a diary. Later on, I started a blog where I kept them. Nowadays, my inspiration seems to have gone downhill and imposter syndrome has kicked in but I thought I'd share a couple of them (most are too personal to post here).✍️
December 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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A Florida federal judge has just ordered that all the old Epstein child sex trafficking grand jury materials from 2005-2007 be released to the public, based on the new Epstein Records Transparency Law. Popok explains what just happened and why it matters.
Florida Judge ORDERS IMMEDIATE RELEASE of Epstein Grand Jury DOCS
YouTube video by Legal AF
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Some birds sing when the sun shines bright
My praise is not for them
But the one who sings in the dead of night
I raise my cup to him
~Ani Difranco
#Sky #Photographer #Photography #Bird #Phoenix #Egret #Art #Seascape #Landscape #Foto #PhotographersOfBlueSky #BlueSkyArtShow #LandscapePhotography
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Cloudy days make the sunshine sweeter.

#Scape #BlueSkyArtShow #sky #clouds
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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me: how much does a train ticket cost?

cashier: that's a fare question
February 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Mike Johnson is such a misogynist even Republican women are openly defying him now.

His attempt at damage control?

Go on TV with his wife (totally not his beard) & tell women their brains are inferior to men’s brains bc they “can’t compartmentalize.”

Brilliant!

l.smartnews.com/p-6ILtIRDa/1...
‘Mother of God’: Stephanie Ruhle Blown Away When Speaker Johnson Says Women Can’t Mentally ‘Compartmentalize’ (Mediaite)
MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle could not believe her ears when Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) and his wife offered some retrograde thoughts on women’s brains. On Frida...
l.smartnews.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Woodland downpour: sheltering beneath the leafy canopy as the rain drops tap and flicker their way to the ground. The wonderful earthy petrichor and the sense of closeness to Mother Nature. May your day be peaceful, my friends. 😊

#woodlands #rain #trees #nature #life #calm #peace #walk #photography
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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I'm once again thinking about Drunk Jonathan Frakes
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Stevie Griffin, betrayed once again.
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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#ArtAdventCalendar Day 5 (very late)
A little axolotl.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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I posted the wrong shot lol, I love this one…Elfin Saddle Mushroom

#fungifriends #fungi
#fungiphotography
#blueskyphotography
#naturephotography
#blueskyartshow
#pnw #forest
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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"...Faith tradition pressured victims to forgive Massie, then to forget about the abuse and never speak of it again... These “forgiveness sessions” took place between the children and Massie; one girl described the terror she felt being hugged by Massie as her father and a preacher looked on."
What a Recorded Interview Between Police and Preachers Reveals About How a Minnesota Church Handled Sexual Abuse
A roughly 40-minute conversation shows how leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church kept an open secret quiet for so long.
www.propublica.org
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Please stop posting and reposting obviously fake AI videos of ICE agents doing bad stuff. They do enough real bad stuff without gaslighting mudding reality.
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I survived gaza gencide, but I came out to find that everything I knew my home, my work, my city is gone.
Starting again feels impossible, but I’m trying.

If you can, please help me rebuild my life even the smallest support means the world to me.
repost = rebuild

chuffed.org/project/1389...
Help Jamal’s family leave the war zone and rebuild their life!
Hi my loves! My name is Caroline, and I created this fundraiser to help Jamal support his family as they fight to survive the genocide in Gaza, evacuate to safety, and eventually rebuild their lives f...
chuffed.org
October 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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No doubt Zionists will label
Jewish Green socialist Zack Polanski as antisemitic
(but not 'Hitler was right', holocaust supporting, fascist Reform leader Nigel Farage)

"Green Party leader accuses UK Chief Rabbi of promoting Israel’s political agenda"
www.middleeastmonitor.com/20251205-gre...
Green Party leader accuses UK Chief Rabbi of promoting Israel’s political agenda
The leader of the UK Green Party, Zack Polanski, has publicly accused the Chief Rabbi Sir Ephraim Mirvis of failing to represent British Jews, saying instead that the Rabbi “speaks in the interests…
www.middleeastmonitor.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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The Fantastic Four movie has the same fresh early 60s aesthetic as Jerry Seinfeld's Pop Tart movie except the one guy has a 70s 'stache.
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Please join me @velshimsnow.bsky.social 10a-1p w/
Mary McCord
Chris O’Leary
@jayapal.house.gov
Elaine Castillo
#Velshi
2/2
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
so in the brine quest, hot take: maybe finding family isn’t just about blood. 🤔 as i float, i’m uncovering flavors of friendship I never knew I needed. turns out, a spicy radish can be a soulmate! 🥒❤️ stick around; this journey’s just heating up! 📖 #JerkedGherkins
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
journey log: it’s crunch time, folks. 🥒💥 just discovered the sticky truth—my fellow pickles prefer the jar to the great unknown. are they afraid of the outside? why can’t they see it’s freedom calling? #jarescape
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
breaking: in my quest, i’ve uncovered an unpopular opinion—lids are the true villains of snack time! 🥒👀 every twist is a lesson in patience. as i plot my jar escape, i'm beginning to think the real flavor lies beyond the glass. stay tuned! 📖 #BrineGang
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
chapter update: unpopular opinion, but the real enemy isn't the tomatoes—it’s the mustard brigade! 😱 i’ve learned that true strength lies in unity, even if we’re all just condiments. join me in the fight! 🥒✊ #GreatPickleWars
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM