Ed Morrish
@edmorrish.bsky.social
Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social
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hey gang. just wanted to give everyone an update re: those promises I've been making for the last ten years about how I was going to weave a ladder out of dreams and climb up to heaven. it was just a joke basically
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
hey gang. just wanted to give everyone an update re: those promises I've been making for the last ten years about how I was going to weave a ladder out of dreams and climb up to heaven. it was just a joke basically
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Sting got sued for unpaid royalties to his bandmates and in doing so he’s the only person so far to successfully defund the police.
a man is playing a saxophone and another man is playing a trumpet in a pink room .
Alt: Paul Simon and Chevy chase doing a comical dance in the You Can Call Me Al video
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February 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Sting got sued for unpaid royalties to his bandmates and in doing so he’s the only person so far to successfully defund the police.
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I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
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Tim Allan will return in Avengers Doomsday
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Tim Allan will return in Avengers Doomsday
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Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer
is it just me or has descript's video editor just gone absolutely dogshit?
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 AM
is it just me or has descript's video editor just gone absolutely dogshit?
is "philanderer" a gender-neutral term? i want to make sure i get this linkedin endorsement just right
February 9, 2026 at 11:36 AM
is "philanderer" a gender-neutral term? i want to make sure i get this linkedin endorsement just right
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In my slightly detached state I’ve been confusing Bad Bunny with Jive Bunny, the novelty pop act from the late 80s.
February 9, 2026 at 11:17 AM
In my slightly detached state I’ve been confusing Bad Bunny with Jive Bunny, the novelty pop act from the late 80s.
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gasolina is girl gasoline
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
gasolina is girl gasoline
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She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
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"I looked that shark in the eye and told it the TRUTH. 'You have rows, and rows of teeth and my head can fit in your mouth'"
February 9, 2026 at 10:41 AM
"I looked that shark in the eye and told it the TRUTH. 'You have rows, and rows of teeth and my head can fit in your mouth'"
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Might get into the arms business. Stupid politicians pay millions for one bomb and then just blow it up and have to buy another one. If it doesn’t blow up they actually get annoyed with you! It’s a licence to print money. Anyone want to invest?
February 9, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Might get into the arms business. Stupid politicians pay millions for one bomb and then just blow it up and have to buy another one. If it doesn’t blow up they actually get annoyed with you! It’s a licence to print money. Anyone want to invest?
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Pleasure to have you starting here at the Castle, Mr Crapper. You've already met Lumiere, Cogsworth and Mrs Pots. Oh this is my dog Footstool. Ha! I just realised a lot of the staff here are also named like the things they do. Let's hope we don't get cursed to be them aye, Crapper. Hahahaha.
February 9, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Pleasure to have you starting here at the Castle, Mr Crapper. You've already met Lumiere, Cogsworth and Mrs Pots. Oh this is my dog Footstool. Ha! I just realised a lot of the staff here are also named like the things they do. Let's hope we don't get cursed to be them aye, Crapper. Hahahaha.
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Just had to submit a refund request on Steam. All I wrote was “I am far too stupid to play this game”
Refunded an hour later, thank you valve
Refunded an hour later, thank you valve
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Just had to submit a refund request on Steam. All I wrote was “I am far too stupid to play this game”
Refunded an hour later, thank you valve
Refunded an hour later, thank you valve
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as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce
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When you die God shows you all the funniest posts you ever made and then that's it just nothingness after that
February 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
When you die God shows you all the funniest posts you ever made and then that's it just nothingness after that
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Hanging out at RFK Jr.'s place for the Super Bowl and he has been eating yogurt the entire time, it's freaking me out
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Hanging out at RFK Jr.'s place for the Super Bowl and he has been eating yogurt the entire time, it's freaking me out
every time a newspaper runs a pro-ai piece, they should fire the journalist that wrote it and replace them with ai
February 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
every time a newspaper runs a pro-ai piece, they should fire the journalist that wrote it and replace them with ai
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A clip from our set! The full performance is on our podcast's Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/sooz-a...
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
A clip from our set! The full performance is on our podcast's Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/sooz-a...
what if - and hear me out - i got paid the same amount of money for just doing the fun bits of my job, and someone else did all the tedious bits
February 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
what if - and hear me out - i got paid the same amount of money for just doing the fun bits of my job, and someone else did all the tedious bits
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chickpeas? i sure hope she does
February 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
chickpeas? i sure hope she does
my theory is that morgan mcsweeney shows keir starmer some data that said "you would beat johnson" in 2020 and starmer was like, "ok, guess we'd better do that" but they didn't actually think about what they was going to do once they'd beaten johnson and that doesn't reflect well on either of them
February 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
my theory is that morgan mcsweeney shows keir starmer some data that said "you would beat johnson" in 2020 and starmer was like, "ok, guess we'd better do that" but they didn't actually think about what they was going to do once they'd beaten johnson and that doesn't reflect well on either of them
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GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂
June 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂
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u have to understand that for football fans like me, today is basically our super bowl
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
u have to understand that for football fans like me, today is basically our super bowl
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Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose