Ed Morrish
@edmorrish.bsky.social
Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social
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ok time to un-don that gay-ass apparel everybody
December 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
ok time to un-don that gay-ass apparel everybody
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My mum got me a cookbook and next to each recipe is a ‘carcinogen scale’ telling you how likely it is you’ll get cancer from it.
December 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
My mum got me a cookbook and next to each recipe is a ‘carcinogen scale’ telling you how likely it is you’ll get cancer from it.
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Which member of the fellowship of the ring most exemplifies the hustle grindset needed for a modern CEO? Answers on a postcard please
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Which member of the fellowship of the ring most exemplifies the hustle grindset needed for a modern CEO? Answers on a postcard please
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
“what’s that?”
“it’s a television. humans use it to set the right atmosphere for scrolling on their phones.”
“it’s a television. humans use it to set the right atmosphere for scrolling on their phones.”
my wife has just introduced me to the chinese anime series god troubles me and it is EXCELLENT
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“what’s that?”
“it’s a television. humans use it to set the right atmosphere for scrolling on their phones.”
“it’s a television. humans use it to set the right atmosphere for scrolling on their phones.”
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PARSON BROWN WAS A SHAM. YOU WERE MARRIED BY A SNOWMAN. YOUR MARRIAGE ISN'T LEGAL. YOUR CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS.
December 2, 2023 at 12:14 PM
PARSON BROWN WAS A SHAM. YOU WERE MARRIED BY A SNOWMAN. YOUR MARRIAGE ISN'T LEGAL. YOUR CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS.
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Terry's Chocolate Satsuma more like.
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Terry's Chocolate Satsuma more like.
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Solidarity with all my fellow washer uppers today. It’s our most challenging one, but know that you’re not alone and find the strength to humour them when they start putting the buffet out the moment you hang up your 🧽 #sudscrew
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Solidarity with all my fellow washer uppers today. It’s our most challenging one, but know that you’re not alone and find the strength to humour them when they start putting the buffet out the moment you hang up your 🧽 #sudscrew
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gonzo is a lesbian i don’t think i need to explain
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
gonzo is a lesbian i don’t think i need to explain
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God give it a rest ye merry gentlemen
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
God give it a rest ye merry gentlemen
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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. There are so many better reasons to hate me.
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. There are so many better reasons to hate me.
And to Tinny Tim, who did NOT rust,
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
And to Tinny Tim, who did NOT rust,
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it’s like I always say, you gotta break a few eggs if you want to get attention in the supermarket
September 18, 2023 at 4:57 AM
it’s like I always say, you gotta break a few eggs if you want to get attention in the supermarket
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*lethally stoned, listening to David Sedaris’, “SantaLand Diaries,” while cooking*
December 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
*lethally stoned, listening to David Sedaris’, “SantaLand Diaries,” while cooking*
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and Tiny Cutting Crew, who just died in your arms tonight (it must have been something you said)
December 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
and Tiny Cutting Crew, who just died in your arms tonight (it must have been something you said)
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Merry Christmas to everyone but especially every dad and granddad in Britain who is unwrapping four copies each of Jonn Elledge’s borders book.
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Merry Christmas to everyone but especially every dad and granddad in Britain who is unwrapping four copies each of Jonn Elledge’s borders book.
someone is heating me until i emit an aromatic vapour and i am FUMING
December 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
someone is heating me until i emit an aromatic vapour and i am FUMING
joseph and mary would have loved social media, the way they expected everyone to worship their child
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
joseph and mary would have loved social media, the way they expected everyone to worship their child
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me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry
merry christmas xx
merry christmas xx
A real Good Samaritan
One act of kindness that befell Leeds writer Bernard Hare in 1982 changed him profoundly. Here he tells his story.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry
merry christmas xx
merry christmas xx
i’m here you christmaas bitch
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
i’m here you christmaas bitch
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I hope no strikes are authorized on Santa Claus. Unlikely but we should be prepared for anything.
December 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I hope no strikes are authorized on Santa Claus. Unlikely but we should be prepared for anything.