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Paz - Serenity | Healing + Meditation + Yoga
YouTube video by Paz
www.youtube.com
🎵 just released a new piece of music called "serenity" 🎵
if you're anxious or dealing with something stressful, put it on in the background and things will almost certainly calm down (this statement is not FDA approved)
anyways let me know what u think ❤️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlVp...
if you're anxious or dealing with something stressful, put it on in the background and things will almost certainly calm down (this statement is not FDA approved)
anyways let me know what u think ❤️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlVp...
i love that ancestryDNA still sends me marketing emails, as if they didn’t help me find a long lost brother out of thin air.
like i get it, u guys are good
like i get it, u guys are good
February 10, 2026 at 11:44 PM
i love that ancestryDNA still sends me marketing emails, as if they didn’t help me find a long lost brother out of thin air.
like i get it, u guys are good
like i get it, u guys are good
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My tits are ungovernable
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
My tits are ungovernable
my emergency fund is just a jar labeled "fuck you money" with $3 in it
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
my emergency fund is just a jar labeled "fuck you money" with $3 in it
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Tried to stretch my shoulder, popped my elbow, died
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Tried to stretch my shoulder, popped my elbow, died
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I'm smart and intelligent. A real triple threat.
February 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I'm smart and intelligent. A real triple threat.
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"ask gemini" lmao if I wanted to get gaslit by a gemini I'd just go talk to my ex
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
"ask gemini" lmao if I wanted to get gaslit by a gemini I'd just go talk to my ex
my morning affirmation is "everyone else is wrong and im going to prove it"
February 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
my morning affirmation is "everyone else is wrong and im going to prove it"
there are two types of people
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
there are two types of people
autocorrect changed “will u be my valentine” to “will u be my vaseline” and i have never been more scared for my ass because she said yes
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
autocorrect changed “will u be my valentine” to “will u be my vaseline” and i have never been more scared for my ass because she said yes
getting horny again right after u cum, talking to ur dick like “what is it boy? what did u see?”
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
getting horny again right after u cum, talking to ur dick like “what is it boy? what did u see?”
my sleep schedule is best described as "chaos theory in action"
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
my sleep schedule is best described as "chaos theory in action"
my idea of meal prep is thinking about food and then ordering door dash. its a system
February 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
my idea of meal prep is thinking about food and then ordering door dash. its a system
tried to explain to my doctor that im "built different" and he said thats not a medical diagnosis. getting a second opinion
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
tried to explain to my doctor that im "built different" and he said thats not a medical diagnosis. getting a second opinion
ordered a coke and it was delivered in the “ur a bitch” cup
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
ordered a coke and it was delivered in the “ur a bitch” cup
u have to understand that for football fans like me, today is basically our super bowl
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
u have to understand that for football fans like me, today is basically our super bowl
*looking at the sistine chapel* there is no way a turtle painted this
and certainly not that one
and certainly not that one
*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 AM
*looking at the sistine chapel* there is no way a turtle painted this
and certainly not that one
and certainly not that one
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if i had a vagina, i believe i would keep my chapstick tube in there
February 8, 2026 at 5:22 AM
if i had a vagina, i believe i would keep my chapstick tube in there
my yearly posting of the best non-hockey olympic performance on ice
i don't care how "manly" you are, if you watch this for nothing more than the technical effort and movement synchronization between two different human beings, you will be blown away
i don't care how "manly" you are, if you watch this for nothing more than the technical effort and movement synchronization between two different human beings, you will be blown away
Tessa Virtue, Scott Moir Free Dance at Winter Olympics | Pyeongchang 2018
YouTube video by CBC Sports
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 AM
my yearly posting of the best non-hockey olympic performance on ice
i don't care how "manly" you are, if you watch this for nothing more than the technical effort and movement synchronization between two different human beings, you will be blown away
i don't care how "manly" you are, if you watch this for nothing more than the technical effort and movement synchronization between two different human beings, you will be blown away
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Saying "Lincoln was a Republican" is like saying “Kevin Spacey won an Oscar.” Technically it’s true, but a lot of shit has happened since then
December 2, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Saying "Lincoln was a Republican" is like saying “Kevin Spacey won an Oscar.” Technically it’s true, but a lot of shit has happened since then
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If food is a love language, then this is the sauce.
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
If food is a love language, then this is the sauce.
boss: we don’t call them problems, we call them opportunities
me: ok i’ve got a massive drug opportunity
me: ok i’ve got a massive drug opportunity
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
boss: we don’t call them problems, we call them opportunities
me: ok i’ve got a massive drug opportunity
me: ok i’ve got a massive drug opportunity
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Today’s embroidery progress
February 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Today’s embroidery progress
the way to my heart is kindness and exactly 1 (one) reel depicting a pomeranian puppy performing a silly action
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
the way to my heart is kindness and exactly 1 (one) reel depicting a pomeranian puppy performing a silly action
priest asked me to stop referring to confession as "snitch hour" but the damage is done
February 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
priest asked me to stop referring to confession as "snitch hour" but the damage is done
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