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Paz - Serenity | Healing + Meditation + Yoga
YouTube video by Paz
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π΅ just released a new piece of music called "serenity" π΅
if you're anxious or dealing with something stressful, put it on in the background and things will almost certainly calm down (this statement is not FDA approved)
anyways let me know what u think β€οΈ
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if you're anxious or dealing with something stressful, put it on in the background and things will almost certainly calm down (this statement is not FDA approved)
anyways let me know what u think β€οΈ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlVp...
getting horny again right after u cum, talking to ur dick like βwhat is it boy? what did u see?β
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
getting horny again right after u cum, talking to ur dick like βwhat is it boy? what did u see?β
my sleep schedule is best described as "chaos theory in action"
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
my sleep schedule is best described as "chaos theory in action"
will attempt this post haste
February 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
will attempt this post haste
my idea of meal prep is thinking about food and then ordering door dash. its a system
February 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
my idea of meal prep is thinking about food and then ordering door dash. its a system
tried to explain to my doctor that im "built different" and he said thats not a medical diagnosis. getting a second opinion
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
tried to explain to my doctor that im "built different" and he said thats not a medical diagnosis. getting a second opinion
trump watching at home like "u mean i could have won had a grammy too?!!!??"
February 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
trump watching at home like "u mean i could have won had a grammy too?!!!??"
ordered a coke and it was delivered in the βur a bitchβ cup
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
ordered a coke and it was delivered in the βur a bitchβ cup
u have to understand that for football fans like me, today is basically our super bowl
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
u have to understand that for football fans like me, today is basically our super bowl
*looking at the sistine chapel* there is no way a turtle painted this
and certainly not that one
and certainly not that one
*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 AM
*looking at the sistine chapel* there is no way a turtle painted this
and certainly not that one
and certainly not that one
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if i had a vagina, i believe i would keep my chapstick tube in there
February 8, 2026 at 5:22 AM
if i had a vagina, i believe i would keep my chapstick tube in there
my yearly posting of the best non-hockey olympic performance on ice
i don't care how "manly" you are, if you watch this for nothing more than the technical effort and movement synchronization between two different human beings, you will be blown away
i don't care how "manly" you are, if you watch this for nothing more than the technical effort and movement synchronization between two different human beings, you will be blown away
Tessa Virtue, Scott Moir Free Dance at Winter Olympics | Pyeongchang 2018
YouTube video by CBC Sports
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 AM
my yearly posting of the best non-hockey olympic performance on ice
i don't care how "manly" you are, if you watch this for nothing more than the technical effort and movement synchronization between two different human beings, you will be blown away
i don't care how "manly" you are, if you watch this for nothing more than the technical effort and movement synchronization between two different human beings, you will be blown away
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Saying "Lincoln was a Republican" is like saying βKevin Spacey won an Oscar.β Technically itβs true, but a lot of shit has happened since then
December 2, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Saying "Lincoln was a Republican" is like saying βKevin Spacey won an Oscar.β Technically itβs true, but a lot of shit has happened since then
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If food is a love language, then this is the sauce.
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
If food is a love language, then this is the sauce.
boss: we donβt call them problems, we call them opportunities
me: ok iβve got a massive drug opportunity
me: ok iβve got a massive drug opportunity
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
boss: we donβt call them problems, we call them opportunities
me: ok iβve got a massive drug opportunity
me: ok iβve got a massive drug opportunity
this is genuinely so fucking cool
February 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
this is genuinely so fucking cool
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Todayβs embroidery progress
February 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Todayβs embroidery progress
the way to my heart is kindness and exactly 1 (one) reel depicting a pomeranian puppy performing a silly action
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
the way to my heart is kindness and exactly 1 (one) reel depicting a pomeranian puppy performing a silly action
priest asked me to stop referring to confession as "snitch hour" but the damage is done
February 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
priest asked me to stop referring to confession as "snitch hour" but the damage is done
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im sure its just an oversight but i noticed that not one of u has DMd me to be ur valentine
February 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
im sure its just an oversight but i noticed that not one of u has DMd me to be ur valentine
hmmmm keep brainstorming
February 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
hmmmm keep brainstorming
they should make atype of milk that screams when you open it so you know its fresh
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
they should make atype of milk that screams when you open it so you know its fresh
[nodding] cat
February 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
[nodding] cat