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Paz - Serenity | Healing + Meditation + Yoga
YouTube video by Paz
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🎵 just released a new piece of music called "serenity" 🎵
if you're anxious or dealing with something stressful, put it on in the background and things will almost certainly calm down (this statement is not FDA approved)
anyways let me know what u think ❤️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlVp...
if you're anxious or dealing with something stressful, put it on in the background and things will almost certainly calm down (this statement is not FDA approved)
anyways let me know what u think ❤️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlVp...
ordered a coke and it was delivered in the “ur a bitch” cup
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
ordered a coke and it was delivered in the “ur a bitch” cup
u have to understand that for football fans like me, today is basically our super bowl
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
u have to understand that for football fans like me, today is basically our super bowl
*looking at the sistine chapel* there is no way a turtle painted this
and certainly not that one
and certainly not that one
*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 AM
*looking at the sistine chapel* there is no way a turtle painted this
and certainly not that one
and certainly not that one
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if i had a vagina, i believe i would keep my chapstick tube in there
February 8, 2026 at 5:22 AM
if i had a vagina, i believe i would keep my chapstick tube in there
my yearly posting of the best non-hockey olympic performance on ice
i don't care how "manly" you are, if you watch this for nothing more than the technical effort and movement synchronization between two different human beings, you will be blown away
i don't care how "manly" you are, if you watch this for nothing more than the technical effort and movement synchronization between two different human beings, you will be blown away
Tessa Virtue, Scott Moir Free Dance at Winter Olympics | Pyeongchang 2018
YouTube video by CBC Sports
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February 8, 2026 at 3:34 AM
my yearly posting of the best non-hockey olympic performance on ice
i don't care how "manly" you are, if you watch this for nothing more than the technical effort and movement synchronization between two different human beings, you will be blown away
i don't care how "manly" you are, if you watch this for nothing more than the technical effort and movement synchronization between two different human beings, you will be blown away
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Saying "Lincoln was a Republican" is like saying “Kevin Spacey won an Oscar.” Technically it’s true, but a lot of shit has happened since then
December 2, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Saying "Lincoln was a Republican" is like saying “Kevin Spacey won an Oscar.” Technically it’s true, but a lot of shit has happened since then
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If food is a love language, then this is the sauce.
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
If food is a love language, then this is the sauce.
boss: we don’t call them problems, we call them opportunities
me: ok i’ve got a massive drug opportunity
me: ok i’ve got a massive drug opportunity
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
boss: we don’t call them problems, we call them opportunities
me: ok i’ve got a massive drug opportunity
me: ok i’ve got a massive drug opportunity
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Today’s embroidery progress
February 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Today’s embroidery progress
the way to my heart is kindness and exactly 1 (one) reel depicting a pomeranian puppy performing a silly action
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
the way to my heart is kindness and exactly 1 (one) reel depicting a pomeranian puppy performing a silly action
priest asked me to stop referring to confession as "snitch hour" but the damage is done
February 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
priest asked me to stop referring to confession as "snitch hour" but the damage is done
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im sure its just an oversight but i noticed that not one of u has DMd me to be ur valentine
February 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
im sure its just an oversight but i noticed that not one of u has DMd me to be ur valentine
they should make atype of milk that screams when you open it so you know its fresh
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
they should make atype of milk that screams when you open it so you know its fresh
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It just shows you how WOKE the NFL has become that they chose the most popular musician in the world who just won the Best Album Grammy for the halftime show instead of someone with broad appeal, like Lee Greenwood or a country musician named “Truckley Brucksom”
February 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
It just shows you how WOKE the NFL has become that they chose the most popular musician in the world who just won the Best Album Grammy for the halftime show instead of someone with broad appeal, like Lee Greenwood or a country musician named “Truckley Brucksom”
tried to bring my emotional support sword to the airport. TSA had thoughts
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
tried to bring my emotional support sword to the airport. TSA had thoughts
my posts are like fine wine in that they get worse over time and eventually turn into vinegar
January 30, 2026 at 10:42 PM
my posts are like fine wine in that they get worse over time and eventually turn into vinegar
my credit score is low simply because the system is rigged against people who dont pay their bills
January 30, 2026 at 12:49 AM
my credit score is low simply because the system is rigged against people who dont pay their bills
they should invent a kind of sorry that i dont have to mean when i say it
January 30, 2026 at 12:43 AM
they should invent a kind of sorry that i dont have to mean when i say it
my workout routine is carrying the weight of being correct all the time
January 24, 2026 at 11:17 PM
my workout routine is carrying the weight of being correct all the time
i am so chalant today. like if there was an award for chalanting, i would win bronze, silver AND gold
January 23, 2026 at 12:15 AM
i am so chalant today. like if there was an award for chalanting, i would win bronze, silver AND gold
u don’t just fly to the moon on challenger
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
u don’t just fly to the moon on challenger
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It's BS you need to love yourself first.
Even if you hate yourself now, love them fully and fearlessly🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
I want a world where someday you'll love yourself
and live proud, just as you are
Even if you hate yourself now, love them fully and fearlessly🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
I want a world where someday you'll love yourself
and live proud, just as you are
January 22, 2026 at 6:10 PM
It's BS you need to love yourself first.
Even if you hate yourself now, love them fully and fearlessly🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
I want a world where someday you'll love yourself
and live proud, just as you are
Even if you hate yourself now, love them fully and fearlessly🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
I want a world where someday you'll love yourself
and live proud, just as you are
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Tupperware is great for when you want to throw your food out on a different day . . .
January 19, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Tupperware is great for when you want to throw your food out on a different day . . .
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condensing all of my white hot seething rage into a single perfect razor-sharp post about piss
January 22, 2026 at 3:54 AM
condensing all of my white hot seething rage into a single perfect razor-sharp post about piss