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Paz - Serenity | Healing + Meditation + Yoga
YouTube video by Paz
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🎵 just released a new piece of music called "serenity" 🎵
if you're anxious or dealing with something stressful, put it on in the background and things will almost certainly calm down (this statement is not FDA approved)
anyways let me know what u think ❤️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlVp...
if you're anxious or dealing with something stressful, put it on in the background and things will almost certainly calm down (this statement is not FDA approved)
anyways let me know what u think ❤️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlVp...
my favorite AI bro tweet format is the "welcome [new agent version]" as if they did anything more than add a line in a config file somewhere and press deploy
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
my favorite AI bro tweet format is the "welcome [new agent version]" as if they did anything more than add a line in a config file somewhere and press deploy
[tapping her on the shoulder and pointing at the tv] that's the pluribus
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
[tapping her on the shoulder and pointing at the tv] that's the pluribus
i did not, repeat not just dip my sushi in my tea cup because i wasn’t paying attention. u must have me confused with someone else.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i did not, repeat not just dip my sushi in my tea cup because i wasn’t paying attention. u must have me confused with someone else.
so help me god if any of u brits check ur wipers today
It's International Check Your Wipers Day (North America)!
International Check Your Wipers Day (North America), also known as National Check Your Wipers Day, is being observed today! It has been observed annually on November 16th since 2021.
www.checkiday.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
so help me god if any of u brits check ur wipers today
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please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
i accidentally opened a single "AI cover" of a song on youtube a month ago and now that fucking hellsite thinks that all i ever want to listen to 😭😭😭😭
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i accidentally opened a single "AI cover" of a song on youtube a month ago and now that fucking hellsite thinks that all i ever want to listen to 😭😭😭😭
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me: hello, i have a structured settlement-
jg wentworth: go on
me: but I don’t need cash now
jg wentworth: i am going to have you killed
jg wentworth: go on
me: but I don’t need cash now
jg wentworth: i am going to have you killed
July 15, 2024 at 11:01 PM
me: hello, i have a structured settlement-
jg wentworth: go on
me: but I don’t need cash now
jg wentworth: i am going to have you killed
jg wentworth: go on
me: but I don’t need cash now
jg wentworth: i am going to have you killed
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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That's crazy.
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
That's crazy.
react devs: no bro i swear please i just need one more provider
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
react devs: no bro i swear please i just need one more provider
a senior women’s christmas choir called silver belles
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
a senior women’s christmas choir called silver belles
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I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
curling up on the couch for a nice evening of cinema
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
curling up on the couch for a nice evening of cinema
terrified of sneezing while scrolling because i don’t want the algorithm to see that i spent a couple extra seconds with a post about stacking onion rings on it visible and then have my feed full of stacking posts for the next month
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
terrified of sneezing while scrolling because i don’t want the algorithm to see that i spent a couple extra seconds with a post about stacking onion rings on it visible and then have my feed full of stacking posts for the next month
opening a dm from a scam bot just to feel desired
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
opening a dm from a scam bot just to feel desired
waking up to 19 notifications and pooping myself a little before realizing ennui accidentally added me to her favorite jokers list
If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
waking up to 19 notifications and pooping myself a little before realizing ennui accidentally added me to her favorite jokers list
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Donald Trump’s approval rating has tanked and Republican suffered heavy losses in last week’s elections. There’s never been a better time for Senate Democrats to cave on the ACA extension.
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Donald Trump’s approval rating has tanked and Republican suffered heavy losses in last week’s elections. There’s never been a better time for Senate Democrats to cave on the ACA extension.
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Internet feuds are hilarious like sis you work in IT and mentally rehearse your takeout orders while standing in line, why do you have a mortal enemy?
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Internet feuds are hilarious like sis you work in IT and mentally rehearse your takeout orders while standing in line, why do you have a mortal enemy?
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SORRY THESE ARE LATE I TOOK TOO MANY EDIBLES AND COULDN’T ESCAPE THE CORN MAZE
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
SORRY THESE ARE LATE I TOOK TOO MANY EDIBLES AND COULDN’T ESCAPE THE CORN MAZE
what do u mean there's no boobs in this movie? it's in french!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
what do u mean there's no boobs in this movie? it's in french!!!!!
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
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Halloween: like Christmas but with boobs and candy
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Halloween: like Christmas but with boobs and candy