🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved
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Best? Of
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Best? Of
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Hell yes I'm recycling all my tweets on Bluesky. Why should I come up with new garbage when I already have this garbage?
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Oh what fun! <derogatory >
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Oh what fun! <derogatory >
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Rod Smith would be the perfect name for somebody who makes dildos.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Rod Smith would be the perfect name for somebody who makes dildos.
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I'm trying to think of an original butthole post but it's hard to find an opening
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm trying to think of an original butthole post but it's hard to find an opening
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It’s Love Your Lawyer Day, and we couldn’t let the occasion pass without showing some love to everyone’s favorite Keymaster-turned-counsel, Louis Tully!
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It’s Love Your Lawyer Day, and we couldn’t let the occasion pass without showing some love to everyone’s favorite Keymaster-turned-counsel, Louis Tully!
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Is a banger still a banger if no one likes it?
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Is a banger still a banger if no one likes it?
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This skeet may cause side effects.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This skeet may cause side effects.
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my head is like a pinball game but there's a monkey with cymbals having a dance party while jumping on the bed and he fell off and broke his head, over and over. what I'm trying to say is I sure play a mean pinball
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
my head is like a pinball game but there's a monkey with cymbals having a dance party while jumping on the bed and he fell off and broke his head, over and over. what I'm trying to say is I sure play a mean pinball
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My hobbies are: wasting my time on the wrong MF and sharing it online with thousands of people. I also like drinking
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My hobbies are: wasting my time on the wrong MF and sharing it online with thousands of people. I also like drinking
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Pretty sure we're in the end times because for the first time since she entered the teen years, a warm jacket that my daughter actually likes exists
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Pretty sure we're in the end times because for the first time since she entered the teen years, a warm jacket that my daughter actually likes exists
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Whatever gets you through the day.. do that in abundance.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Whatever gets you through the day.. do that in abundance.
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Here: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445
A large piece of pi for breakfast. Don't say I never gave you anything.
A large piece of pi for breakfast. Don't say I never gave you anything.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Here: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445
A large piece of pi for breakfast. Don't say I never gave you anything.
A large piece of pi for breakfast. Don't say I never gave you anything.
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Nope. Can't. Detaching quote posts without matching likes.
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Nope. Can't. Detaching quote posts without matching likes.
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I may be wrong, but I feel like a couple of hits from a beer bong and an 80's metal mixtape might fix me.
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I may be wrong, but I feel like a couple of hits from a beer bong and an 80's metal mixtape might fix me.
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Numbers that aren’t divisible by two seem odd to me.
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Numbers that aren’t divisible by two seem odd to me.
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Sometimes you just have to suck a nice dick about it.
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Sometimes you just have to suck a nice dick about it.
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I found out recently my husband has been emailing me at the wrong address for over 4 years
November 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I found out recently my husband has been emailing me at the wrong address for over 4 years
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COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
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you know, it'd be a hell of a lot easier to ease off on my drinking if the world would ease off on *gestures at everything*
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
you know, it'd be a hell of a lot easier to ease off on my drinking if the world would ease off on *gestures at everything*
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Holy Jesus fuck, what a fucking week.
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Holy Jesus fuck, what a fucking week.
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*grabs you by the lapel*
wtf is a lapel????
wtf is a lapel????
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
*grabs you by the lapel*
wtf is a lapel????
wtf is a lapel????
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Kid needed dinner delivered to him at school yesterday because he had a late tech rehearsal so I did what any dad would do and sent him texts like "Your DadDash driver is on the way. Please secure your pets," and then took a pic of me handing him the food and sent it to him for confirmation.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Kid needed dinner delivered to him at school yesterday because he had a late tech rehearsal so I did what any dad would do and sent him texts like "Your DadDash driver is on the way. Please secure your pets," and then took a pic of me handing him the food and sent it to him for confirmation.
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My backup plan is muttering “fuck this” and walking away
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My backup plan is muttering “fuck this” and walking away
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Eating extra fiber to help my shitposts flow more smoothly
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Eating extra fiber to help my shitposts flow more smoothly
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