🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved
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Hell yes I'm recycling all my tweets on Bluesky. Why should I come up with new garbage when I already have this garbage?
The moon is out here looking like a sexy bitch tonight
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
The moon is out here looking like a sexy bitch tonight
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Wait a minute, there's ANOTHER year now?
So I have to do it all over again???
This is bullshit.
So I have to do it all over again???
This is bullshit.
January 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Wait a minute, there's ANOTHER year now?
So I have to do it all over again???
This is bullshit.
So I have to do it all over again???
This is bullshit.
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you might suspect from my posts that English is my second language, but nah, I was just born in the panhandle of Florida
January 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
you might suspect from my posts that English is my second language, but nah, I was just born in the panhandle of Florida
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Haven’t eaten a vegetable in six days.
December 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Haven’t eaten a vegetable in six days.
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Adopting ‘my liege’ for the foreseeable. Take note.
December 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Adopting ‘my liege’ for the foreseeable. Take note.
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Sitting through a film for two and a half hours, that used to be two films.
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sitting through a film for two and a half hours, that used to be two films.
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Clawing my way back into the algorithm with a small selection of subpar drivel.
December 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Clawing my way back into the algorithm with a small selection of subpar drivel.
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The Moon’s a Balloon a biography demonstrating a life both much worse and a lot better than yours.
December 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The Moon’s a Balloon a biography demonstrating a life both much worse and a lot better than yours.
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tire pressure warning light came on in my car and my first thought was 'perfect, i wonder how much air costs these days'
December 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
tire pressure warning light came on in my car and my first thought was 'perfect, i wonder how much air costs these days'
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clocking in high because this week is covered by a claus.
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
clocking in high because this week is covered by a claus.
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pocket size theremin for my pocket size rock ballads.
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
pocket size theremin for my pocket size rock ballads.
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the lion, the witch, and the middle management who just discovered authority
December 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
the lion, the witch, and the middle management who just discovered authority
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if AI pops up and i ignore it does a tree still get quietly throttled in the forest
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
if AI pops up and i ignore it does a tree still get quietly throttled in the forest
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my friend got kicked out for pirating movies at the bar I used to bartend at.
best part was when the owner dramatically read the title and it was Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.
best part was when the owner dramatically read the title and it was Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.
December 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
my friend got kicked out for pirating movies at the bar I used to bartend at.
best part was when the owner dramatically read the title and it was Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.
best part was when the owner dramatically read the title and it was Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.
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calling this 'tits on a bidet'
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
calling this 'tits on a bidet'
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collective round of imagined applause for accomplishing santa duties
December 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
collective round of imagined applause for accomplishing santa duties
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i assumed at least one of you got a sense of humor for Christmas. and yet.
December 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i assumed at least one of you got a sense of humor for Christmas. and yet.
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death is proof good things happen to bad people
December 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
death is proof good things happen to bad people
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theres a three legged dog for adoption that requires you to have another dog to be his emotional support animal and i think thats the sweetest thing ever
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
theres a three legged dog for adoption that requires you to have another dog to be his emotional support animal and i think thats the sweetest thing ever
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my anxiety runs on auto-pay
December 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
my anxiety runs on auto-pay
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my kink is kirk shaming
this is not what starfleet trained you for
this is not what starfleet trained you for
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
my kink is kirk shaming
this is not what starfleet trained you for
this is not what starfleet trained you for
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this place needs more time zones
December 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
this place needs more time zones
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this meeting could’ve been a post-it note
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
this meeting could’ve been a post-it note
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Me: hypertension? well at least part of me is active, am i right doc
Doctor: no
Doctor: no
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me: hypertension? well at least part of me is active, am i right doc
Doctor: no
Doctor: no
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beginning to suspect my gf is only using me for my foot warming capabilities late at night
December 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
beginning to suspect my gf is only using me for my foot warming capabilities late at night