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"I'm just here so I don't get fined."
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@grrreee.bsky.social
· Jul 20
Sometimes I see posts that hurt my heart (some are sick, some are depressed, some have sick family members, etc). Not everybody needs words and just want to get it out. That's why I always respond with a 💙 or two, to let you know I see you, I feel you and I'm thinking about you.
Have you ever watched amateur porn, saw the faceless body and thought "is that me?"
Yeah.....me neither.....
Yeah.....me neither.....
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Have you ever watched amateur porn, saw the faceless body and thought "is that me?"
Yeah.....me neither.....
Yeah.....me neither.....
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i can be found in most non-starter packs
January 16, 2026 at 1:38 AM
i can be found in most non-starter packs
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I just want you all to know, it is a great honor to accept the Vince Lombardi trophy from Robert Kraft.
I am the most bestest Football player in the world.
Thank you for your attention to this fluff..
I am the most bestest Football player in the world.
Thank you for your attention to this fluff..
January 15, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I just want you all to know, it is a great honor to accept the Vince Lombardi trophy from Robert Kraft.
I am the most bestest Football player in the world.
Thank you for your attention to this fluff..
I am the most bestest Football player in the world.
Thank you for your attention to this fluff..
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I once dated a chiropractor. She never could back off when challenged.
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I once dated a chiropractor. She never could back off when challenged.
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Life
Name a horror film
January 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Life
@los-los.bsky.social youre up for some Bluesky love! Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with you, but stay awesome! 😆 Give yer balls a tug!
January 15, 2026 at 11:26 PM
@los-los.bsky.social youre up for some Bluesky love! Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with you, but stay awesome! 😆 Give yer balls a tug!
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i’ll never forget the time when i was a butt level sized kid and the lady at pic n save standing in the line ahead of us sneeze sharted in my face and i just stood there traumatized
January 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
i’ll never forget the time when i was a butt level sized kid and the lady at pic n save standing in the line ahead of us sneeze sharted in my face and i just stood there traumatized
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Any suit can become a wetsuit if you misjudge a fart.
January 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Any suit can become a wetsuit if you misjudge a fart.
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I’m just so tired of my country disappointing and terrifying me more and more everyday
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I’m just so tired of my country disappointing and terrifying me more and more everyday
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If I ride a cow does that make me a horseboy?
January 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
If I ride a cow does that make me a horseboy?
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I farted so loudly last night it was reported on Ring Neighbors as gunshots.
January 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I farted so loudly last night it was reported on Ring Neighbors as gunshots.
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A Toyota Prius tried to race me at a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 100ft, but I can only walk so fast
August 10, 2023 at 3:28 PM
A Toyota Prius tried to race me at a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 100ft, but I can only walk so fast
This is about me
The 5th Beatle.
January 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This is about me
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My best friend's niece, Daphné, has terminal brain cancer. We created this gofundme to help the parents raise money to be able to spend as much as the time she has remaining with them. Please consider donating if you can. Every little bit helps
gofund.me/5ce959c72
gofund.me/5ce959c72
Donate to Help Daphné's parents be there for her, organized by Cindy Rivet
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Daphné is 7 years old. She loves unicorns, princesses … Cindy Rivet needs your support for Help Daphné's parents be there for her
gofund.me
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
My best friend's niece, Daphné, has terminal brain cancer. We created this gofundme to help the parents raise money to be able to spend as much as the time she has remaining with them. Please consider donating if you can. Every little bit helps
gofund.me/5ce959c72
gofund.me/5ce959c72
It's bedtime, right? 😴
January 15, 2026 at 9:56 PM
It's bedtime, right? 😴
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i just lost my big boy pants and frankly, i’m scared and idk what to do
June 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
i just lost my big boy pants and frankly, i’m scared and idk what to do
I once dated a baseball player. He struck out.
I once dated a comedian. It was annoying, he was always up to funny business.
I once dated a rally racer. She drove me round the bend.
January 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I once dated a baseball player. He struck out.
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Are they still considered racing thoughts if you dream about NASCAR?
January 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Are they still considered racing thoughts if you dream about NASCAR?
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after the doctor examined me today he said, “okay go ahead and put your underwear back on and we can talk.” I said, “oh no I’ve heard this before.”
January 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
after the doctor examined me today he said, “okay go ahead and put your underwear back on and we can talk.” I said, “oh no I’ve heard this before.”
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Water is great because if you see someone drinking it you can say “water you doing?”
January 15, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Water is great because if you see someone drinking it you can say “water you doing?”
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Tomlin got these boys going through the seven stages of grief 😭😭
January 15, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Tomlin got these boys going through the seven stages of grief 😭😭
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Don't come here complaining about the other place if you still have an account at the other place.
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Don't come here complaining about the other place if you still have an account at the other place.
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I used to be able to party all night and function the next day. Now if I sleep wrong, I need three days to recover.
January 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I used to be able to party all night and function the next day. Now if I sleep wrong, I need three days to recover.
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An aorta going BOOM would be really great right about now, you know, The One.
January 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
An aorta going BOOM would be really great right about now, you know, The One.