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Blitzkrieg Bob
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Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise...
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant
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One of my favorite quotes from @ericidle.bsky.social
Reposted by Blitzkrieg Bob
World Kindness Day.
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Rick Assley
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Ray Porker Jr.
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Yeastie Boys
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The Mitsubishi Galant VR/4 was a hell of a sedan...a shame they gave it Volvo styling. If they’d made it like a 5-door 3000GT that would have been [chef's kiss]!
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
You’d better organize against management. They’re organized against you.
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Goon a movie:

“The Big Lagoonski”
Goon a movie

“Goonfellas”
Goon a movie

“Goon Girl”
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
TFW you're listening to electronica and you can't tell whether that sound is part of the mix or it's just your stomach growling.
a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue overalls .
Alt: a close up of a monkey puppet giving a nervous side glance
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“Now Jerome.... yes!” 🙋‍♂️
a man in a black shirt and red apron says jesse in a dark room
ALT: a man in a black shirt and red apron says jesse in a dark room
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
When I accidentally open the front camera...
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You're at Master

I need you at Blaster
You’re at Daft

I need you at Punk
You’re at Dire

I need you at Straights
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Me, after I try to flirt
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just a brief PSA: the expression is "tell me without saying it," NOT “tell me without telling me” e.g. “tell me you’ve never golfed before, without saying you’ve never golfed before.”

Sorry, this mistake always grates on me!
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Fiona Apple Crumble
Gladys Knight and the Pippi Longstockings
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Share a TV series from the 1960s you love
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If someone asks for your opinion in a meeting, throw back your head and shout “AH HA HA, FOOLISH MORTALS!”
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If you see this post egg 🍳
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
A Ford-only junkyard named 'Dearborn Departed'
A VW junkyard names The Rabbit Hole
A Honda only junkyard named Civic Doody.
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Patriot Missile, maybe.
Something tells me you didn't think this one through, George.
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“I could smell the onions and the mustard”
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Narrator: “But Stormtrooper KE-829 never did get to see the new BT-16.”
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Just another sad commentary on the world we now live in. I visited a college library, and it was not open to the public. The doors are locked at institutions of higher learning.
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM