Chico In Demand
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“...with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.” – Hunter S. Thompson
[Disney buys Muppets and Star Wars]
Me: “Great. How long till we see ‘Star Wars Muppet Babies’?”
[Grogu a.k.a. “Baby Yoda” becomes a thing]
Me: “Great. How long till we see ‘Star Wars Muppet Babies’?”
[Grogu a.k.a. “Baby Yoda” becomes a thing]
a man with glasses says boy do i hate being right all the time
Alt: from the Steven Spielberg movie 'Jurassic Park' (1993) - Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) says, ``Boy, do I hate being right atll the time.''
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
[Disney buys Muppets and Star Wars]
Me: “Great. How long till we see ‘Star Wars Muppet Babies’?”
[Grogu a.k.a. “Baby Yoda” becomes a thing]
Me: “Great. How long till we see ‘Star Wars Muppet Babies’?”
[Grogu a.k.a. “Baby Yoda” becomes a thing]
Don't tell me prices are down. On Sunday I went to a local bakery/cafe for the first time in months.
Florentine croissant + 16 oz. nonfat mocha = $12.32. 😲
Florentine croissant + 16 oz. nonfat mocha = $12.32. 😲
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Don't tell me prices are down. On Sunday I went to a local bakery/cafe for the first time in months.
Florentine croissant + 16 oz. nonfat mocha = $12.32. 😲
Florentine croissant + 16 oz. nonfat mocha = $12.32. 😲
Remember those WTO protests in Seattle 25 years ago? I didn't get what it was all about then. I sure do now.
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Remember those WTO protests in Seattle 25 years ago? I didn't get what it was all about then. I sure do now.
Age verification?
You mean my parachute pants aren't sufficient? 🤔
You mean my parachute pants aren't sufficient? 🤔
age verification?
My family used to rent a Betamax player.
A *Betamax* player.
My family used to rent a Betamax player.
A *Betamax* player.
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Age verification?
You mean my parachute pants aren't sufficient? 🤔
You mean my parachute pants aren't sufficient? 🤔
Age verification? I’m just gonna Zoom, Zoom, Zoom-a Zoom...
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Age verification? I’m just gonna Zoom, Zoom, Zoom-a Zoom...
Humor is a coping mechanism. We learn very young that if we can make people laugh, they will like us. So it becomes ingrained and it's very hard to stop, no matter how many people say, “Shut up, you’re not funny!”
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Humor is a coping mechanism. We learn very young that if we can make people laugh, they will like us. So it becomes ingrained and it's very hard to stop, no matter how many people say, “Shut up, you’re not funny!”
Post a banger that isn’t in English.
February 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Post a banger that isn’t in English.
For a racist of such high profile to publicly declare in 2026 “This isn’t White enough for me” is beyond shameful. America will survive these idiots and they will go in the dustbin of history wrapped in a moldy Confederate flag!
Italians, your white card has been revoked. Stefani Germanotta is a perfidious latin
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
For a racist of such high profile to publicly declare in 2026 “This isn’t White enough for me” is beyond shameful. America will survive these idiots and they will go in the dustbin of history wrapped in a moldy Confederate flag!
Demolition Man (1993)
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Demolition Man (1993)
A Wrinkle in Time
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
A Wrinkle in Time
“A naked American man stole my balloons.” 🎈
February 8, 2026 at 2:05 PM
“A naked American man stole my balloons.” 🎈
“We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, is all.”
February 8, 2026 at 6:19 AM
“We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, is all.”
Reposted by Chico In Demand
ICE exists to enforce CIVIL immigration law, not CRIMINAL law of any kind. Ergo, there is no legal justification for them:
* to be armed.
* to be masked.
* to kidnap anyone they want when they require judicial warrants to make CIVIL arrests.
* to provide security for the Vice President, ever.
* to be armed.
* to be masked.
* to kidnap anyone they want when they require judicial warrants to make CIVIL arrests.
* to provide security for the Vice President, ever.
February 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
ICE exists to enforce CIVIL immigration law, not CRIMINAL law of any kind. Ergo, there is no legal justification for them:
* to be armed.
* to be masked.
* to kidnap anyone they want when they require judicial warrants to make CIVIL arrests.
* to provide security for the Vice President, ever.
* to be armed.
* to be masked.
* to kidnap anyone they want when they require judicial warrants to make CIVIL arrests.
* to provide security for the Vice President, ever.
February 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“I really need a new job.” 😐
“I really need a new job.” 😐
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"That's odd, it shouldn't do that. Let me have a look at the code"
"That's odd, it shouldn't do that. Let me have a look at the code"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Yeah, I'll sort that on Tuesday"
"Yeah, I'll sort that on Tuesday"
February 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“I really need a new job.” 😐
“I really need a new job.” 😐
One movie that's the opposite (good movie, bad soundtrack) is “Educating Rita” (1983) starting Michael Caine and Julie Walters.
Wonderful story and acting, but dated by its synthesizer score. It was made in the early ’80s when filmmakers said, “Why pay for an orchestra? I know a guy with a DX7.”
Wonderful story and acting, but dated by its synthesizer score. It was made in the early ’80s when filmmakers said, “Why pay for an orchestra? I know a guy with a DX7.”
Name a bad movie with a good soundtrack.
February 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
One movie that's the opposite (good movie, bad soundtrack) is “Educating Rita” (1983) starting Michael Caine and Julie Walters.
Wonderful story and acting, but dated by its synthesizer score. It was made in the early ’80s when filmmakers said, “Why pay for an orchestra? I know a guy with a DX7.”
Wonderful story and acting, but dated by its synthesizer score. It was made in the early ’80s when filmmakers said, “Why pay for an orchestra? I know a guy with a DX7.”
“I’m Danson with myself, oh oh ah oh....” 🎤😆
Royal Kingdom Commercial (2025) Featuring Ted Danson
YouTube video by ZHENG WEN
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
“I’m Danson with myself, oh oh ah oh....” 🎤😆
Tips for how to act when ICE stops you:
a man in a red shirt is talking to a woman in a green sweater with the words " i want to speak to your manager "
Alt: an angry woman in a shop yells, ``I want to speak to your MANAGER!''
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Tips for how to act when ICE stops you:
Frustrated that I will never have time to read all the books I want to read, listen to all the albums or watch all the movies I want to see, so instead I'm pissing away the hours on BSky
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Frustrated that I will never have time to read all the books I want to read, listen to all the albums or watch all the movies I want to see, so instead I'm pissing away the hours on BSky
Romancing the Stone (1984)
February 7, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Romancing the Stone (1984)
Jurassic Park.
My landlord's stepdaughters were visiting and they'd never seen the original! We flipped to it just in time for the “money shot”...
My landlord's stepdaughters were visiting and they'd never seen the original! We flipped to it just in time for the “money shot”...
February 7, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Jurassic Park.
My landlord's stepdaughters were visiting and they'd never seen the original! We flipped to it just in time for the “money shot”...
My landlord's stepdaughters were visiting and they'd never seen the original! We flipped to it just in time for the “money shot”...
The Trigger Effect (1996)
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
The Trigger Effect (1996)