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Blitzkrieg Bob
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Computer programs are literally machines made of math
The Mitsubishi Galant VR/4 was a hell of a sedan...a shame they gave it Volvo styling. If they’d made it like a 5-door 3000GT that would have been [chef's kiss]!
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Can I get a mecha mocha?
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It’s been said that the mothership from Close Encounters was inspired by a photo of Los Angeles at night.

Okay, it was said by me just a couple of minutes ago.
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Did this one back in 2008...
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Okay, maybe two.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
😱
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Next thing you know, they'll be putting the jelly straight into the peanut butter...
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Our last local Schlotzsky's closed during COVID.
The closest one is now a 4-hour drive away. 😩
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I collected these rocks at the base of a cliff in... oh, wait, no. These are crushed Butterfingers.
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Also:
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Featuring the ever-versatile @xanderberkeley.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“I could smell the onions and the mustard”
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Mini vMac is a real piece of work, quite an accomplishment. But it takes a certain mad genius to write and maintain code like this. I think there's a reason developers who work on emulators tend to go off the deep end and quit, vanish, or have an aneurysm (no idea what happened to Paul C. Pratt)!
November 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Narrator: “But Stormtrooper KE-829 never did get to see the new BT-16.”
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
🛣️👀
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Post something random and you'll have an awful November
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Drop something PINK 💄 🎀 🖤 🌸 👙
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Damn your earworm! Now I have to listen to “Thriller” to rinse it out...
October 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Why does Jake look like Guy Smiley to me?
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM