Blitzkrieg Bob
@nicksterj.bsky.social
Take a step back and see the little people
They might be young
But they’re the ones
That make the big people big
They might be young
But they’re the ones
That make the big people big
Please help end the suffering – give generously to the United Succotash Fund
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Please help end the suffering – give generously to the United Succotash Fund
Ripley: “How long after we’re declared overdue can we expect a rescue?”
Hicks: “Seventeen days.”
Hudson: “Seventeen days?? Hey man, I don’t wanna rain on your parade, but we’re not gonna last seventeen HOURS!”
Bishop: “Sorry about your parade, but brace yourself for more rain...” 🫤
Hicks: “Seventeen days.”
Hudson: “Seventeen days?? Hey man, I don’t wanna rain on your parade, but we’re not gonna last seventeen HOURS!”
Bishop: “Sorry about your parade, but brace yourself for more rain...” 🫤
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ripley: “How long after we’re declared overdue can we expect a rescue?”
Hicks: “Seventeen days.”
Hudson: “Seventeen days?? Hey man, I don’t wanna rain on your parade, but we’re not gonna last seventeen HOURS!”
Bishop: “Sorry about your parade, but brace yourself for more rain...” 🫤
Hicks: “Seventeen days.”
Hudson: “Seventeen days?? Hey man, I don’t wanna rain on your parade, but we’re not gonna last seventeen HOURS!”
Bishop: “Sorry about your parade, but brace yourself for more rain...” 🫤
Ben Kenobi: “In my experience, there’s no such thing as luck.”
Yeah, Luke being at your place when the stormtroopers showed up at his house was just good planning... 🙄
Yeah, Luke being at your place when the stormtroopers showed up at his house was just good planning... 🙄
Your daily fortune:
There’s no such thing as good or bad luck. There is only hard work, preparation, gremlin trouble, and witch curses.
There’s no such thing as good or bad luck. There is only hard work, preparation, gremlin trouble, and witch curses.
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Ben Kenobi: “In my experience, there’s no such thing as luck.”
Yeah, Luke being at your place when the stormtroopers showed up at his house was just good planning... 🙄
Yeah, Luke being at your place when the stormtroopers showed up at his house was just good planning... 🙄
There are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
Name a villain you sympathize with.
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Name a villain you sympathize with.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This lady in a red dress said she'd hit me like a lead pipe, in the Conservatory. Do you think that's a cluephemism?
This guy said he wanted to get saucy with me, do you think it’s a rouxphemism?
This woman said she wanted to show me her new high heels, do you think that’s a shoephemism?
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This lady in a red dress said she'd hit me like a lead pipe, in the Conservatory. Do you think that's a cluephemism?
Change a letter, make a singer/band less appealing:
Paul McCartney & Wangs
Paul McCartney & Wangs
Change a letter, make a singer/band less appealing:
Passive Attack
Passive Attack
Change a letter, make a singer/band less appealing:
Cootie & the Blowfish
Cootie & the Blowfish
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Change a letter, make a singer/band less appealing:
Paul McCartney & Wangs
Paul McCartney & Wangs
We’ll send a card and flower... saying it’s a mistake
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We’ll send a card and flower... saying it’s a mistake
Reposted by Blitzkrieg Bob
World Kindness Day.
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
World Kindness Day.
You’d better organize against management. They’re organized against you.
Solidarity with Starbucks workers! Starbucks makes BILLIONS every year.
The very least the company owes its workers is good faith negotiations for a fair contract and to END their illegal union-busting.
Everyone should be able to organize at work!
The very least the company owes its workers is good faith negotiations for a fair contract and to END their illegal union-busting.
Everyone should be able to organize at work!
Merkley, Wyden Call on Starbucks CEO to Stop Union-Busting and Negotiate a Fair Contract for Workers - Merkley
Washington, D.C. – Oregon’s U.S. Senators Jeff Merkley and Ron Wyden joined colleagues in a letter to Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol demanding that the multibillion-dollar corporation stop its illegal uni...
www.merkley.senate.gov
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You’d better organize against management. They’re organized against you.
Goon a movie:
“The Big Lagoonski”
“The Big Lagoonski”
Goon a movie
“Goonfellas”
“Goonfellas”
Goon a movie
“Goon Girl”
“Goon Girl”
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Goon a movie:
“The Big Lagoonski”
“The Big Lagoonski”
TFW you're listening to electronica and you can't tell whether that sound is part of the mix or it's just your stomach growling.
a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue overalls .
Alt: a close up of a monkey puppet giving a nervous side glance
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
TFW you're listening to electronica and you can't tell whether that sound is part of the mix or it's just your stomach growling.
“Now Jerome.... yes!” 🙋♂️
a man in a black shirt and red apron says jesse in a dark room
ALT: a man in a black shirt and red apron says jesse in a dark room
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“Now Jerome.... yes!” 🙋♂️
When I accidentally open the front camera...
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
When I accidentally open the front camera...
You're at Master
I need you at Blaster
I need you at Blaster
You’re at Daft
I need you at Punk
I need you at Punk
You’re at Dire
I need you at Straights
I need you at Straights
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
You're at Master
I need you at Blaster
I need you at Blaster
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Me, after I try to flirt
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Me, after I try to flirt
SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS
Just a brief PSA: the expression is "tell me without saying it," NOT “tell me without telling me” e.g. “tell me you’ve never golfed before, without saying you’ve never golfed before.”
Sorry, this mistake always grates on me!
Sorry, this mistake always grates on me!
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Just a brief PSA: the expression is "tell me without saying it," NOT “tell me without telling me” e.g. “tell me you’ve never golfed before, without saying you’ve never golfed before.”
Sorry, this mistake always grates on me!
Sorry, this mistake always grates on me!
Fiona Apple Crumble
Gladys Knight and the Pippi Longstockings
Pink Floyd Cramer
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Fiona Apple Crumble
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
Share a TV series from the 1960s you love
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Share a TV series from the 1960s you love
If someone asks for your opinion in a meeting, throw back your head and shout “AH HA HA, FOOLISH MORTALS!”
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If someone asks for your opinion in a meeting, throw back your head and shout “AH HA HA, FOOLISH MORTALS!”