Just TurDucky 🦃🦆
@justducky.bsky.social
Kindness is the real punk rock. I am the terror that flaps in the night. Middle aged and nerdy. I send duck pics, not dick pics. Here for banter and general shenanigans. Gimme a dollar. Originally from the 919, IYKYK
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A bit about me, since a lot of y’all don’t know me from the other place. I go by Ducky. I’m turning 50 in a little over 2 weeks. I’m divorced with 2 amazing sons, and a pretty decent ex wife. I’m an ally. I’ve been into comics and Doctor Who for longer than I care to remember. 1/
It’s Veteran’s Day in the US, and I’m gonna “break kayfabe” on here. This is my PaPa, the best guy ever in my opinion, and the man I’m named after, my mom’s dad (I don’t have my “father’s” last name), along with the write up from the local paper about his activities in WWII.
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
It’s Veteran’s Day in the US, and I’m gonna “break kayfabe” on here. This is my PaPa, the best guy ever in my opinion, and the man I’m named after, my mom’s dad (I don’t have my “father’s” last name), along with the write up from the local paper about his activities in WWII.
Puddle Of Mudhoney
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Puddle Of Mudhoney
Reposted by Just TurDucky 🦃🦆
POLICE OFFICER [reading me my rights]: Anything you say can and will be held against you
ME: …boobies
ME: …boobies
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
POLICE OFFICER [reading me my rights]: Anything you say can and will be held against you
ME: …boobies
ME: …boobies
Me, after I try to flirt.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Me, after I try to flirt.
I just ripped a fart that sounded like a motorcycle revving.
Ladies, I’m available.
Ladies, I’m available.
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I just ripped a fart that sounded like a motorcycle revving.
Ladies, I’m available.
Ladies, I’m available.
I definitely missed my calling as the guy who puts the little stickers on fruit for the grocery store. I think I could’ve excelled at that.
Maybe I missed my calling as a barker at a carnival.
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I definitely missed my calling as the guy who puts the little stickers on fruit for the grocery store. I think I could’ve excelled at that.
Pink Floyd Cramer
F. Scott Fitzgerald and the Tantrums
Ratt Poison
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Pink Floyd Cramer
Ratt Poison
The Damn Yankee Candle Co.
Emerson, Lake, & Robert Palmer
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ratt Poison
Unsolicited Dick pic
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Unsolicited Dick pic
Country Joe & The Phish
The Damn Yankee Candle Co.
Emerson, Lake, & Robert Palmer
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Country Joe & The Phish
Pee Wee Herman’s Hermits
Emerson, Lake and Arnold Palmer
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Pee Wee Herman’s Hermits
Emerson, Lake, & Robert Palmer
The Dung Beatles
The Rolling Stone Roses
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Emerson, Lake, & Robert Palmer
The Rolling Stone Roses
The Velvet Underwears
L.A. Guns N Roses
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The Rolling Stone Roses
L.A. Guns N Roses
The Lewis Black Keys
The Betty White Stripes
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
L.A. Guns N Roses
Me when my ex wife had a dream that I was cheating on her and it was all my fault. 🤣
Me telling @anna-molly.bsky.social to wake up and listen to my man drama.
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Me when my ex wife had a dream that I was cheating on her and it was all my fault. 🤣
Can confirm.
I’m old and tall. Ish.
I’m old and tall. Ish.
“Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas.” — Jamie Tartt, S2E2
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Can confirm.
I’m old and tall. Ish.
I’m old and tall. Ish.
Does it ever actually stop, or is it just one long continuous crime spree?
I see we’ve started this week’s presidential crime spree early.
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Does it ever actually stop, or is it just one long continuous crime spree?
Yeah! And fuck Doug’s feelings about it!
We're gonna do it. We're gonna eat the Limu Emu.
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Yeah! And fuck Doug’s feelings about it!
Yesterday: 75°F
Today: Cold enough to hang meat
Welcome to North Carolina/Virginia in the fall. If you don’t like the weather, wait a day.
Today: Cold enough to hang meat
Welcome to North Carolina/Virginia in the fall. If you don’t like the weather, wait a day.
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yesterday: 75°F
Today: Cold enough to hang meat
Welcome to North Carolina/Virginia in the fall. If you don’t like the weather, wait a day.
Today: Cold enough to hang meat
Welcome to North Carolina/Virginia in the fall. If you don’t like the weather, wait a day.
That’s how I handle it at least twice a week.
If work tomorrow is as frustrating as it was today, I'm literally going to sit in a corner and rock back and forth about it
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
That’s how I handle it at least twice a week.
It’s probably worth a couple of bucks though…
🎶 my *love don’t cost a thing 🎶
*likes and reposts
*likes and reposts
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s probably worth a couple of bucks though…
Reposted by Just TurDucky 🦃🦆
Let me be the James to your giant peach.
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Let me be the James to your giant peach.
I like and repost because my life is pretty boring. What else am I gonna do?
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I like and repost because my life is pretty boring. What else am I gonna do?