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@dressedtospill.bsky.social
Sad but travels a lot. Probably some obscure pop punk references too.
Mostly just trying to find the answer to the age-old question “what would you do for a Klondike Bar?”
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
Mostly just trying to find the answer to the age-old question “what would you do for a Klondike Bar?”
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
Y’all, it’s so creamy and delicious.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Y’all, it’s so creamy and delicious.
*Pulls up to a double homicide.*
“This could’ve been an email.”
- Me, if I were a cop.
“This could’ve been an email.”
- Me, if I were a cop.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
*Pulls up to a double homicide.*
“This could’ve been an email.”
- Me, if I were a cop.
“This could’ve been an email.”
- Me, if I were a cop.
Just bought a studded belt from Hot Topic like it’s 2005 or something.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Just bought a studded belt from Hot Topic like it’s 2005 or something.
Found the Creamy Vanilla Coke at my third store. It’s about to get so creamy tonight.
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Found the Creamy Vanilla Coke at my third store. It’s about to get so creamy tonight.
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The Target I’m at is out of the new Creamy Vanilla Coke, and this is the closest I’ve been to giving up.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Target I’m at is out of the new Creamy Vanilla Coke, and this is the closest I’ve been to giving up.
It’s implied that I’m topless whenever I post, if that’ll help me get more likes.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It’s implied that I’m topless whenever I post, if that’ll help me get more likes.
How do I Bcc my therapist into all of my group texts? Everything will make sense after.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
How do I Bcc my therapist into all of my group texts? Everything will make sense after.
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me, walking into a psychotherapist's office: hey, do you guys do free samples?
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
me, walking into a psychotherapist's office: hey, do you guys do free samples?
Let me be the James to your giant peach.
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Let me be the James to your giant peach.
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Need to start taking photos of cocks drawn on dirty vehicles when I travel bc so far it’s a universal phenomenon.
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Need to start taking photos of cocks drawn on dirty vehicles when I travel bc so far it’s a universal phenomenon.
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I've started going grocery shopping at 6 am when the store opens. There's no crowds. Just me and a bunch of old people... wait... omg IM AN OLD PEOPLE NOW
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I've started going grocery shopping at 6 am when the store opens. There's no crowds. Just me and a bunch of old people... wait... omg IM AN OLD PEOPLE NOW
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I told my cat that she “makes a better door than a window”
I felt myself age 20 years
I felt myself age 20 years
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I told my cat that she “makes a better door than a window”
I felt myself age 20 years
I felt myself age 20 years
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Spilling the tea so good you wake up alone in the burn unit.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Spilling the tea so good you wake up alone in the burn unit.
Ha, politics. Am I right?
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Ha, politics. Am I right?
The Target I’m at is out of the new Creamy Vanilla Coke, and this is the closest I’ve been to giving up.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Target I’m at is out of the new Creamy Vanilla Coke, and this is the closest I’ve been to giving up.
I didn’t mean to like your post. I was trying to get rid of the air bubble on my new screen protector.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I didn’t mean to like your post. I was trying to get rid of the air bubble on my new screen protector.
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Murder, she vaguely implied
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Murder, she vaguely implied
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Spilling the tea so good you wake up alone in the burn unit.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Spilling the tea so good you wake up alone in the burn unit.
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I don’t even spiral anymore. I just gently rotate like a flavorful rotisserie chicken
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I don’t even spiral anymore. I just gently rotate like a flavorful rotisserie chicken
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I may look calm but inside I’m knocking over cups for attention
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I may look calm but inside I’m knocking over cups for attention
Yes. Yes, I do feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again. Thanks for noticing, Katy.
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Yes. Yes, I do feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again. Thanks for noticing, Katy.
My intrusive thoughts say hi.
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My intrusive thoughts say hi.
I’m 87 followers from 3k. Do the thing! I need more validation!
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’m 87 followers from 3k. Do the thing! I need more validation!