Brian Transplant
@briantransplant.com
TTRPG creator and paginator. Occasional musician. Sometimes pixel artist. He/him/his.
Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
https://linktr.ee/briantransplant
https://skastodon.com/
Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
https://linktr.ee/briantransplant
https://skastodon.com/
Tears of the Kingdom is nuts so far. I'm just imagining being some random villager in Hyrule.
"Look, it's link! The legendary hero! And he's... shirtless. He's got... uh... a skeleton's arm with a rusty sword stuck to it. And he just floated through the goddamn ceiling. What the fuck is going on?"
"Look, it's link! The legendary hero! And he's... shirtless. He's got... uh... a skeleton's arm with a rusty sword stuck to it. And he just floated through the goddamn ceiling. What the fuck is going on?"
February 16, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Tears of the Kingdom is nuts so far. I'm just imagining being some random villager in Hyrule.
"Look, it's link! The legendary hero! And he's... shirtless. He's got... uh... a skeleton's arm with a rusty sword stuck to it. And he just floated through the goddamn ceiling. What the fuck is going on?"
"Look, it's link! The legendary hero! And he's... shirtless. He's got... uh... a skeleton's arm with a rusty sword stuck to it. And he just floated through the goddamn ceiling. What the fuck is going on?"
Reposted by Brian Transplant
Who up Counting they Monte Cristos?
Who up Expecting they Great?
Who up Catching they Rye?
February 16, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Who up Counting they Monte Cristos?
Who's up Linking their Past?
Who's up Masking their Majora?
Who's up Timing their Ocarina?
Who's up Breathing their Wild?
Who's up Masking their Majora?
Who's up Timing their Ocarina?
Who's up Breathing their Wild?
February 16, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Who's up Linking their Past?
Who's up Masking their Majora?
Who's up Timing their Ocarina?
Who's up Breathing their Wild?
Who's up Masking their Majora?
Who's up Timing their Ocarina?
Who's up Breathing their Wild?
Who up Expecting they Great?
Who up Catching they Rye?
Who up wonkin’ they Willy?
February 16, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Who up Expecting they Great?
Reposted by Brian Transplant
30x40" acrylic painting not ai
Immolation Of Self And Everything Else
plus detail of guy on bench
i used Crayola™ paint crayons to draw the basic image and initial coloring
then fucked with using acrylic medium to blend and blur
use anything at hand to make art
and go for it however you want
Immolation Of Self And Everything Else
plus detail of guy on bench
i used Crayola™ paint crayons to draw the basic image and initial coloring
then fucked with using acrylic medium to blend and blur
use anything at hand to make art
and go for it however you want
February 16, 2026 at 5:32 AM
30x40" acrylic painting not ai
Immolation Of Self And Everything Else
plus detail of guy on bench
i used Crayola™ paint crayons to draw the basic image and initial coloring
then fucked with using acrylic medium to blend and blur
use anything at hand to make art
and go for it however you want
Immolation Of Self And Everything Else
plus detail of guy on bench
i used Crayola™ paint crayons to draw the basic image and initial coloring
then fucked with using acrylic medium to blend and blur
use anything at hand to make art
and go for it however you want
Switch / Switch 2 owners:
Do you primiarly play handheld? Docked? On a kickstand or some other stand?
Do you primiarly play handheld? Docked? On a kickstand or some other stand?
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Switch / Switch 2 owners:
Do you primiarly play handheld? Docked? On a kickstand or some other stand?
Do you primiarly play handheld? Docked? On a kickstand or some other stand?
I redid my website.
Don't act like I don't have a lot of stuff going on.
Don't act like I don't have a lot of stuff going on.
Brian Transplant Dot Com
Ska, DIY Zines, and Analog Horror. Enter the workshop of Brian Transplant — founder of Skastodon and creator of 'Cult of the Drive-in.'
briantransplant.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I redid my website.
Don't act like I don't have a lot of stuff going on.
Don't act like I don't have a lot of stuff going on.
Has anyone seen the rest of Lawrence? I think I found his arms over here, but I don't know about the rest of him.
February 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Has anyone seen the rest of Lawrence? I think I found his arms over here, but I don't know about the rest of him.
Don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird.
Well, everybody's talking about the bird.
One of the latest relationship tests to go viral is the “bird theory,” racking up millions of views on social media. It’s based on a theory developed by couples researcher John Gottman about the importance of engaging with partners when looking for a connection. https://to.pbs.org/4hQ3cdZ
What the ‘bird theory’ test may reveal about your relationship
One of the latest relationship tests to go viral is the “bird theory,” racking up millions of views on social media. It’s based on a theory developed by couples researcher John Gottman about the impor...
to.pbs.org
February 15, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird.
Well, everybody's talking about the bird.
I don't want to meet the dude who's spending all his money in Switch games with "Hentai" or "Ecchi" in the title.
But he must exist, otherwise the eShop wouldn't be infested with so many of them.
But he must exist, otherwise the eShop wouldn't be infested with so many of them.
February 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I don't want to meet the dude who's spending all his money in Switch games with "Hentai" or "Ecchi" in the title.
But he must exist, otherwise the eShop wouldn't be infested with so many of them.
But he must exist, otherwise the eShop wouldn't be infested with so many of them.
#Zine update:
The title is "SOAP: Sad Old Aging Punk." Layout will be done entirely by hand with scissors and glue, like Aaron Cometbus intended.
It's about being a 46-year-old "nineties #punk," and how both myself and punk have changed since then.
Release date: Whenever I finish it.
The title is "SOAP: Sad Old Aging Punk." Layout will be done entirely by hand with scissors and glue, like Aaron Cometbus intended.
It's about being a 46-year-old "nineties #punk," and how both myself and punk have changed since then.
Release date: Whenever I finish it.
February 15, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Cyberpunk 2077.
Or if we want to get old-school about it, River City Ransom.
Or if we want to get old-school about it, River City Ransom.
Name a videogame you've put 500 hours into.
February 14, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Cyberpunk 2077.
Or if we want to get old-school about it, River City Ransom.
Or if we want to get old-school about it, River City Ransom.
Hey! It's #FridayThe13th, and so here's one of the best music videos of all time.
The Menzingers - "I Don't Wanna Be An Asshole Anymore"
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Hey! It's #FridayThe13th, and so here's one of the best music videos of all time.
Other suggested figure skating songs:
🎹That creepy piano thing from "Eyes Wide Shut."
🎉"Party Hard" by Andrew WK
🐟"Fish Fuck" by GWAR
🧌"Troll Toll" by Danny Devito, Rob McElhenney, and Glenn Howerton
🐔The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch song by Darius Rucker
💀"Skulls" by the Misfits
🎹That creepy piano thing from "Eyes Wide Shut."
🎉"Party Hard" by Andrew WK
🐟"Fish Fuck" by GWAR
🧌"Troll Toll" by Danny Devito, Rob McElhenney, and Glenn Howerton
🐔The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch song by Darius Rucker
💀"Skulls" by the Misfits
February 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Other suggested figure skating songs:
🎹That creepy piano thing from "Eyes Wide Shut."
🎉"Party Hard" by Andrew WK
🐟"Fish Fuck" by GWAR
🧌"Troll Toll" by Danny Devito, Rob McElhenney, and Glenn Howerton
🐔The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch song by Darius Rucker
💀"Skulls" by the Misfits
🎹That creepy piano thing from "Eyes Wide Shut."
🎉"Party Hard" by Andrew WK
🐟"Fish Fuck" by GWAR
🧌"Troll Toll" by Danny Devito, Rob McElhenney, and Glenn Howerton
🐔The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch song by Darius Rucker
💀"Skulls" by the Misfits
This dude's figure skating to the Fifth Element diva song.
February 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
This dude's figure skating to the Fifth Element diva song.
Just once when the figure skaters hit the ice, I want to hear the loudspeakers start up with "Let the bodies hit the.... FLOOOOOOOR!"
February 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Just once when the figure skaters hit the ice, I want to hear the loudspeakers start up with "Let the bodies hit the.... FLOOOOOOOR!"
From a design perspective, I really dislike "grunge" fonts. If every single instance of a letter looks the exact same, with the exact same wear-and-tear, it just comes off as artificial.
Just type out the word(s) in a normal font, load it into your photo editor of choice, and smudge it yourself.
Just type out the word(s) in a normal font, load it into your photo editor of choice, and smudge it yourself.
February 13, 2026 at 6:27 AM
From a design perspective, I really dislike "grunge" fonts. If every single instance of a letter looks the exact same, with the exact same wear-and-tear, it just comes off as artificial.
Just type out the word(s) in a normal font, load it into your photo editor of choice, and smudge it yourself.
Just type out the word(s) in a normal font, load it into your photo editor of choice, and smudge it yourself.
Punk zine update: Bought more supplies today: Black paper for the master pages, and white acrylic markers for... You'll find out.
I plan to have this done by March.
I plan to have this done by March.
February 13, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Punk zine update: Bought more supplies today: Black paper for the master pages, and white acrylic markers for... You'll find out.
I plan to have this done by March.
I plan to have this done by March.
Me: "Your honor, there is adequate evidence to support my claim."
Judge: "Prima facie?"
Me: "There is nothing 'preem' about the fashies, sir."
Judge: "Prima facie?"
Me: "There is nothing 'preem' about the fashies, sir."
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Me: "Your honor, there is adequate evidence to support my claim."
Judge: "Prima facie?"
Me: "There is nothing 'preem' about the fashies, sir."
Judge: "Prima facie?"
Me: "There is nothing 'preem' about the fashies, sir."
I've got a MIDI keyboard. I should learn like 20 seconds of a handful of songs - just enough so I can play organ at a baseball game.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I've got a MIDI keyboard. I should learn like 20 seconds of a handful of songs - just enough so I can play organ at a baseball game.
The total art budget for "Cult of the Drive-in" was less than an actual trip to the drive-in. You do not need to spend the farm, or resort to using AI.
Please check out this guide if you're looking to make something, but you're short on cash.
Please check out this guide if you're looking to make something, but you're short on cash.
If you need art for your TTRPG project, we have made this small list of affordable places to look (we even update it from time to time)!
Art Resources for Broke TTRPG Creators! by WendigoWorkshop
A small document with a bunch of resources for TTRPG creators on a budget
wendigoworkshop.itch.io
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The total art budget for "Cult of the Drive-in" was less than an actual trip to the drive-in. You do not need to spend the farm, or resort to using AI.
Please check out this guide if you're looking to make something, but you're short on cash.
Please check out this guide if you're looking to make something, but you're short on cash.
February 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM