Brian Transplant
@briantransplant.com
TTRPG creator and paginator. Occasional musician. Sometimes pixel artist. He/him/his.
Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
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Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
https://linktr.ee/briantransplant
https://skastodon.com/
I'm at the mechanic right now and "Jingle All the Way" is on TV. Arnold's wife and son don't recognize him when he's in the Turbo Man costume.
How the hell do you not recognize a six-foot-two guy with that chin and that accent?
How the hell do you not recognize a six-foot-two guy with that chin and that accent?
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'm at the mechanic right now and "Jingle All the Way" is on TV. Arnold's wife and son don't recognize him when he's in the Turbo Man costume.
How the hell do you not recognize a six-foot-two guy with that chin and that accent?
How the hell do you not recognize a six-foot-two guy with that chin and that accent?
Sure. Trainspotting and Requiem for a Dream both told me that's a wonderful idea.
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Sure. Trainspotting and Requiem for a Dream both told me that's a wonderful idea.
Remembering when one of my colleagues said he got to interview Bad Manners, but they were all very polite.
Never meet your heroes, I guess.
Never meet your heroes, I guess.
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Remembering when one of my colleagues said he got to interview Bad Manners, but they were all very polite.
Never meet your heroes, I guess.
Never meet your heroes, I guess.
I don't want to have parasocial relationships with streamers.
I want to have paranormal relationships with cryptids.
I want to have paranormal relationships with cryptids.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I don't want to have parasocial relationships with streamers.
I want to have paranormal relationships with cryptids.
I want to have paranormal relationships with cryptids.
Good Morning Vietnam fact:
The actual "Good Morning Vietnam" guy, Adrian Cronauer, can be heard in Street Fighter (1994) saying "Good Morning Shadaloo" at the beginning and end of the movie.
Yes, that's really him.
The actual "Good Morning Vietnam" guy, Adrian Cronauer, can be heard in Street Fighter (1994) saying "Good Morning Shadaloo" at the beginning and end of the movie.
Yes, that's really him.
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Good Morning Vietnam fact:
The actual "Good Morning Vietnam" guy, Adrian Cronauer, can be heard in Street Fighter (1994) saying "Good Morning Shadaloo" at the beginning and end of the movie.
Yes, that's really him.
The actual "Good Morning Vietnam" guy, Adrian Cronauer, can be heard in Street Fighter (1994) saying "Good Morning Shadaloo" at the beginning and end of the movie.
Yes, that's really him.
How long is post-convention blues supposed to last? I got to GM three games in two days, and that was rad. And now I haven't run anything for anyone in like two weeks.
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
How long is post-convention blues supposed to last? I got to GM three games in two days, and that was rad. And now I haven't run anything for anyone in like two weeks.
Goon a movie
What We Goon in the Shadows
What We Goon in the Shadows
Goon a movie
Goonfellas
Goonfellas
Goon a movie
Honey I Shrunk the Goon
Honey I Shrunk the Goon
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Goon a movie
What We Goon in the Shadows
What We Goon in the Shadows
This is the part where I admit I've never seen Hook.
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This is the part where I admit I've never seen Hook.
I know I'm late to the party. But that whole TwitchCon situation seems like it was handled so poorly, it almost surpasses negligence and goes straight to malice. At least that's how it looks to me.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I know I'm late to the party. But that whole TwitchCon situation seems like it was handled so poorly, it almost surpasses negligence and goes straight to malice. At least that's how it looks to me.
Ninja Assassin is still severely underrated. It's one of those movies that does what it says on the tin.
You will see a dude's neck get opened like a keg at a frat party. And that's just one of several kills. It's some top-notch stuff.
You will see a dude's neck get opened like a keg at a frat party. And that's just one of several kills. It's some top-notch stuff.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Ninja Assassin is still severely underrated. It's one of those movies that does what it says on the tin.
You will see a dude's neck get opened like a keg at a frat party. And that's just one of several kills. It's some top-notch stuff.
You will see a dude's neck get opened like a keg at a frat party. And that's just one of several kills. It's some top-notch stuff.
"Oh, man! The Wind Fish is woke! Now Koholint Island is ruined!"
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"Oh, man! The Wind Fish is woke! Now Koholint Island is ruined!"
Shakes the Clown.
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Shakes the Clown.
Cyberpunk RED and Street Wolves.
alright let’s get something more pleasant going. what two books would you leave out on your coffee table so a reporter can mention you have them. doesn’t matter if you’ve read them. for me it’s Pale Fire (which I did read) and Ulysses (got like 15% of the way in)
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Cyberpunk RED and Street Wolves.
Betty Crocker, punk rocker
Betty Crocker, punk rocker
Punk rocker, Betty Crocker
Betty Crocker, punk rocker
Easy Bake oven
Eat that muffin
Betty Crocker, punk rocker
Oh yeah
Betty Crocker, punk rocker
Punk rocker, Betty Crocker
Betty Crocker, punk rocker
Easy Bake oven
Eat that muffin
Betty Crocker, punk rocker
Oh yeah
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Betty Crocker, punk rocker
Betty Crocker, punk rocker
Punk rocker, Betty Crocker
Betty Crocker, punk rocker
Easy Bake oven
Eat that muffin
Betty Crocker, punk rocker
Oh yeah
Betty Crocker, punk rocker
Punk rocker, Betty Crocker
Betty Crocker, punk rocker
Easy Bake oven
Eat that muffin
Betty Crocker, punk rocker
Oh yeah
Facebook keeps showing me ads for dice.
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Facebook keeps showing me ads for dice.
Change a letter, make a singer/band less appealing:
Poo Fighters
Poo Fighters
Change a letter, make a singer/band less appealing:
Passive Attack
Passive Attack
Change a letter, make a singer/band less appealing:
Cootie & the Blowfish
Cootie & the Blowfish
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Change a letter, make a singer/band less appealing:
Poo Fighters
Poo Fighters
Nobody:
Absolutely freakin' nobody:
My dumb brain: "...Bars on a Cadillac Brougham."
Absolutely freakin' nobody:
My dumb brain: "...Bars on a Cadillac Brougham."
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Nobody:
Absolutely freakin' nobody:
My dumb brain: "...Bars on a Cadillac Brougham."
Absolutely freakin' nobody:
My dumb brain: "...Bars on a Cadillac Brougham."
Grosse Pointe Blank
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Grosse Pointe Blank
I've decided to be the change I wish to see in the universe. I'm going to write a gift guide for cyberpunk / sci-fi TTRPG players.
Should be coming out in the next few days.
Feel free to put suggestions in the replies here.
Should be coming out in the next few days.
Feel free to put suggestions in the replies here.
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I've decided to be the change I wish to see in the universe. I'm going to write a gift guide for cyberpunk / sci-fi TTRPG players.
Should be coming out in the next few days.
Feel free to put suggestions in the replies here.
Should be coming out in the next few days.
Feel free to put suggestions in the replies here.
A shirtless Hank Hill getting shivved counts as "adult content."
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
A shirtless Hank Hill getting shivved counts as "adult content."
"Bobby, all I'm saying is 'Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles' was a poorly disguised ripoff of 'Small Wonder.' They had a robot who looked like a girl, and they had to send her to school and pretend she was human."
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
"Bobby, all I'm saying is 'Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles' was a poorly disguised ripoff of 'Small Wonder.' They had a robot who looked like a girl, and they had to send her to school and pretend she was human."
Sure it wasn't a large alligator the size of a small alligator?
Wildlife officials say a small alligator spotted along the Charles River in Boston this week has been rescued and delivered to safety.
Small alligator rescued in Boston after slithering into the city's heart on social media
Wildlife officials say a small alligator spotted along the Charles River in Boston this week has been rescued and delivered to safety.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Sure it wasn't a large alligator the size of a small alligator?
Spell your name with TV shows
Batman: The Animated Series
RoboCop: Alpha Commando
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
American Gladiators
Name That Tune
Batman: The Animated Series
RoboCop: Alpha Commando
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
American Gladiators
Name That Tune
Spell your name with TV shows
Dead Like Me
Euphoria
Reservation Dogs
Eerie, Indiana
Kolchak: The Night Stalker
Dead Like Me
Euphoria
Reservation Dogs
Eerie, Indiana
Kolchak: The Night Stalker
Spell your name with TV shows
V (1984)
Alien Nation
Lone Gunmen
Exosquad
Real Ghostbusters
Inhumanoids
Adventures of Brisco County Jr
V (1984)
Alien Nation
Lone Gunmen
Exosquad
Real Ghostbusters
Inhumanoids
Adventures of Brisco County Jr
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Spell your name with TV shows
Batman: The Animated Series
RoboCop: Alpha Commando
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
American Gladiators
Name That Tune
Batman: The Animated Series
RoboCop: Alpha Commando
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
American Gladiators
Name That Tune
Imagine working at Tomato Mart. This is your entire shift, just hearing this 20-second song looping over and over again.
You realize you're in hell.
#Shenmue
You realize you're in hell.
#Shenmue
Tomato Convenience Store 10 Hours 🍅
YouTube video by Shenmue Fans
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November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Imagine working at Tomato Mart. This is your entire shift, just hearing this 20-second song looping over and over again.
You realize you're in hell.
#Shenmue
You realize you're in hell.
#Shenmue
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Ray Porker Jr.
Ray Porker Jr.
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Yeastie Boys
Yeastie Boys
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Kid Sock
Kid Sock
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Ray Porker Jr.
Ray Porker Jr.