Brian Transplant
@briantransplant.com
TTRPG creator and paginator. Occasional musician. Sometimes pixel artist. He/him/his.
Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
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Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
https://linktr.ee/briantransplant
https://skastodon.com/
I miss the Alf discourse.
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I miss the Alf discourse.
I ended up installing the 90+ mod collection "Stardew Valley VERY Expanded," which adds a bunch of characters to SDV, new towns, a freaking fantasy skill tree, and an ungodly amount of other stuff. Now to plug in my Oscar Mayer gamepad and see if this is all worth it.
December 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I ended up installing the 90+ mod collection "Stardew Valley VERY Expanded," which adds a bunch of characters to SDV, new towns, a freaking fantasy skill tree, and an ungodly amount of other stuff. Now to plug in my Oscar Mayer gamepad and see if this is all worth it.
I'm on Nexus Mods looking at Stardew Valley stuff, and I'm pretty sure that some of you are beyond saving.
December 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I'm on Nexus Mods looking at Stardew Valley stuff, and I'm pretty sure that some of you are beyond saving.
I have a pour-over coffee maker showing up at my house in a couple days. Also, I got a giant 40 ounce thermal mug in a random gift exchange.
But the thermal mug shall not be for my coffee fix. Instead, I will be the god of tomato soup.
But the thermal mug shall not be for my coffee fix. Instead, I will be the god of tomato soup.
December 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I have a pour-over coffee maker showing up at my house in a couple days. Also, I got a giant 40 ounce thermal mug in a random gift exchange.
But the thermal mug shall not be for my coffee fix. Instead, I will be the god of tomato soup.
But the thermal mug shall not be for my coffee fix. Instead, I will be the god of tomato soup.
"Look, Arbuckle. For the last six days of the year after Christmas, I don't really pay attention the whole 'naughty' or 'nice' thing. I just get myself straight goofed up on whatever I can find. You got any tequila? I gotta take the edge off."
December 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
"Look, Arbuckle. For the last six days of the year after Christmas, I don't really pay attention the whole 'naughty' or 'nice' thing. I just get myself straight goofed up on whatever I can find. You got any tequila? I gotta take the edge off."
Haha
Nachos
Beach
Nachos
Beach
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Wine
Money
Friend
Wine
Money
Friend
December 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Haha
Nachos
Beach
Nachos
Beach
Somebody suggested I get a pizza delivery bag to transport some of my TTRPG terrain. That's probably one of the most frugal, rad, and hilarious ideas I've heard in a long while.
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Somebody suggested I get a pizza delivery bag to transport some of my TTRPG terrain. That's probably one of the most frugal, rad, and hilarious ideas I've heard in a long while.
The Polar Express is still not a great film. But I'd love to go to that elf rave.
December 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The Polar Express is still not a great film. But I'd love to go to that elf rave.
My favorite dude bro argument is "game studios should hire actual gamers."
Yeah, Skippy. There's no gamers working in game dev. Why, they don't even know what a video game is. They got tricked into making those things, believing they were making accounting software.
Yeah, Skippy. There's no gamers working in game dev. Why, they don't even know what a video game is. They got tricked into making those things, believing they were making accounting software.
December 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My favorite dude bro argument is "game studios should hire actual gamers."
Yeah, Skippy. There's no gamers working in game dev. Why, they don't even know what a video game is. They got tricked into making those things, believing they were making accounting software.
Yeah, Skippy. There's no gamers working in game dev. Why, they don't even know what a video game is. They got tricked into making those things, believing they were making accounting software.
How I'm walking out of 2025 🖤
December 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
How I'm walking out of 2025 🖤
Definitely got New Year on the brain.
100 Resolutions
YouTube video by The Lawrence Arms - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Definitely got New Year on the brain.
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"Be Avatar to each other. And party on, dudes!"
Mine is:
"Be Avatar to each other. And party on, dudes!"
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"I eat pieces of Avatar like you for breakfast.”
Mine is:
"I eat pieces of Avatar like you for breakfast.”
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"Leave the Avatar, take the cannoli.”
Mine is:
"Leave the Avatar, take the cannoli.”
December 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"Be Avatar to each other. And party on, dudes!"
Mine is:
"Be Avatar to each other. And party on, dudes!"
Punk cyber:
"What are you wearing?"
"Doc Martens. Ripped jeans. Hoodie with a CRASS patch on it."
"What are you wearing?"
"Doc Martens. Ripped jeans. Hoodie with a CRASS patch on it."
December 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Punk cyber:
"What are you wearing?"
"Doc Martens. Ripped jeans. Hoodie with a CRASS patch on it."
"What are you wearing?"
"Doc Martens. Ripped jeans. Hoodie with a CRASS patch on it."
The Akira bike slide, but it's just a dachshund on a linoleum floor.
December 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The Akira bike slide, but it's just a dachshund on a linoleum floor.
I know character limit doesn't allow nuance. And I'm not one of those contrarian dudes who hates things solely because they're popular.
I'm sure Dubai chocolate tastes good. So if you like it, keep liking it.
I just don't know how "rare" or "premium" it can be, when I see it at every gas station.
I'm sure Dubai chocolate tastes good. So if you like it, keep liking it.
I just don't know how "rare" or "premium" it can be, when I see it at every gas station.
December 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I know character limit doesn't allow nuance. And I'm not one of those contrarian dudes who hates things solely because they're popular.
I'm sure Dubai chocolate tastes good. So if you like it, keep liking it.
I just don't know how "rare" or "premium" it can be, when I see it at every gas station.
I'm sure Dubai chocolate tastes good. So if you like it, keep liking it.
I just don't know how "rare" or "premium" it can be, when I see it at every gas station.
A little bit of Tony Chachere's and maybe a bit of low-to-medium hot sauce.
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
A little bit of Tony Chachere's and maybe a bit of low-to-medium hot sauce.
Tiny Tim, who did not die, wandered the earth long after other humans were but a distant memory.
As he ate his dinner of roast vulture, he silently asked how long he would be doomed to exist. Then he doused the campfire while cursing the name of Scrooge, the man who inflicted this fate upon him.
As he ate his dinner of roast vulture, he silently asked how long he would be doomed to exist. Then he doused the campfire while cursing the name of Scrooge, the man who inflicted this fate upon him.
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Tiny Tim, who did not die, wandered the earth long after other humans were but a distant memory.
As he ate his dinner of roast vulture, he silently asked how long he would be doomed to exist. Then he doused the campfire while cursing the name of Scrooge, the man who inflicted this fate upon him.
As he ate his dinner of roast vulture, he silently asked how long he would be doomed to exist. Then he doused the campfire while cursing the name of Scrooge, the man who inflicted this fate upon him.
"The Hackers" is a 1988 shot-on-video slasher movie, made in and around Croswell Michigan. It became somewhat of a local legend, with people having Nth-generation duped VHS tapes of the film.
Now it's on Prime Video to buy or rtent.
Now it's on Prime Video to buy or rtent.
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"The Hackers" is a 1988 shot-on-video slasher movie, made in and around Croswell Michigan. It became somewhat of a local legend, with people having Nth-generation duped VHS tapes of the film.
Now it's on Prime Video to buy or rtent.
Now it's on Prime Video to buy or rtent.
That is the man Gary Spivey wishes he was.
December 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
That is the man Gary Spivey wishes he was.
Such language. I thought this was a book for kids.
“Drat,” said Toad.
December 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Such language. I thought this was a book for kids.
I just jailbroke my Fire HD 10 to add the Google Play Store and a few other things. Now I can put Bluesky on this.
But more importantly, I can put a real (non-Amazon) PDF reader on this thing, for TTRPG books.
But more importantly, I can put a real (non-Amazon) PDF reader on this thing, for TTRPG books.
December 26, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I just jailbroke my Fire HD 10 to add the Google Play Store and a few other things. Now I can put Bluesky on this.
But more importantly, I can put a real (non-Amazon) PDF reader on this thing, for TTRPG books.
But more importantly, I can put a real (non-Amazon) PDF reader on this thing, for TTRPG books.
"Fool of a fucking Took!"
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM
"Fool of a fucking Took!"
make a bond movie casual
A View to a Film
A View to a Film
make a bond movie casual
casino normale
casino normale
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Nope
Dr. Nope
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
make a bond movie casual
A View to a Film
A View to a Film
I love the Capital One John Travolta Santa Claus commercials, because they take away whatever dignity Travolta had left.
December 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I love the Capital One John Travolta Santa Claus commercials, because they take away whatever dignity Travolta had left.