Brian Transplant
@briantransplant.com
TTRPG creator and paginator. Occasional musician. Sometimes pixel artist. He/him/his.
Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
https://linktr.ee/briantransplant
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Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
https://linktr.ee/briantransplant
https://skastodon.com/
Me, if I was the protagonist of "It's a Wonderful Life."
Fuck you, Clarence.
December 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Me, if I was the protagonist of "It's a Wonderful Life."
the #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
the #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
👨"I'll just meet you at the other end of the salad bar."
🧙"You cannot. It is endless."
👨"...Then I'll just walk back to the beginning."
🧙"Don't you understand? If there is no end, there can be no beginning. You have always been here at the Rax salad bar."
🧙"You cannot. It is endless."
👨"...Then I'll just walk back to the beginning."
🧙"Don't you understand? If there is no end, there can be no beginning. You have always been here at the Rax salad bar."
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
👨"I'll just meet you at the other end of the salad bar."
🧙"You cannot. It is endless."
👨"...Then I'll just walk back to the beginning."
🧙"Don't you understand? If there is no end, there can be no beginning. You have always been here at the Rax salad bar."
🧙"You cannot. It is endless."
👨"...Then I'll just walk back to the beginning."
🧙"Don't you understand? If there is no end, there can be no beginning. You have always been here at the Rax salad bar."
Nine Grinch Nails
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Nine Grinch Nails
"Sorry, Dale. My Space Marines are just over a half-inch outside of your artillery range. Looks like you don't have a shot."
"I thought Brian was gonna make a dick joke with this screenshot, Hank!"
"Well, he went with Warhammer 40K. So you just deal with it."
"I thought Brian was gonna make a dick joke with this screenshot, Hank!"
"Well, he went with Warhammer 40K. So you just deal with it."
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 AM
"Sorry, Dale. My Space Marines are just over a half-inch outside of your artillery range. Looks like you don't have a shot."
"I thought Brian was gonna make a dick joke with this screenshot, Hank!"
"Well, he went with Warhammer 40K. So you just deal with it."
"I thought Brian was gonna make a dick joke with this screenshot, Hank!"
"Well, he went with Warhammer 40K. So you just deal with it."
Okay. Okay. My problem with Episode IX was the squandered potential.
Episode VIII: "Some people are selling arms to both sides, and profiting from 'forever wars.' Those are your real enemies."
Wow. That's a bold step for Star Wars to--
Episode IX: "Sike! It's Palplatines all the way down!"
Episode VIII: "Some people are selling arms to both sides, and profiting from 'forever wars.' Those are your real enemies."
Wow. That's a bold step for Star Wars to--
Episode IX: "Sike! It's Palplatines all the way down!"
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Okay. Okay. My problem with Episode IX was the squandered potential.
Episode VIII: "Some people are selling arms to both sides, and profiting from 'forever wars.' Those are your real enemies."
Wow. That's a bold step for Star Wars to--
Episode IX: "Sike! It's Palplatines all the way down!"
Episode VIII: "Some people are selling arms to both sides, and profiting from 'forever wars.' Those are your real enemies."
Wow. That's a bold step for Star Wars to--
Episode IX: "Sike! It's Palplatines all the way down!"
Scrooge: "I'm a changed duck. From now on, I'm all about compassion. Oh, by the way, a brought a dead goose over here. Dig in!"
For all we know, it was probably the the guy on the left.
For all we know, it was probably the the guy on the left.
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Scrooge: "I'm a changed duck. From now on, I'm all about compassion. Oh, by the way, a brought a dead goose over here. Dig in!"
For all we know, it was probably the the guy on the left.
For all we know, it was probably the the guy on the left.
I like this gift bag because it looks like Santa is stepping out on Mrs. Claus.
December 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I like this gift bag because it looks like Santa is stepping out on Mrs. Claus.
Got no time for the jibba jabba.
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Got no time for the jibba jabba.
I can sympathize with the Grinch. I also have a disembodied voice that follows me around, saying I'm kinda trash.
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I can sympathize with the Grinch. I also have a disembodied voice that follows me around, saying I'm kinda trash.
Grinch Minus One
The Lion, The Grinch, and The Wardrobe
Forest Grinch
December 18, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Grinch Minus One
I have not been feeling holly or jolly this year.
Or merry.
Can we fast-forward to March?
Or merry.
Can we fast-forward to March?
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I have not been feeling holly or jolly this year.
Or merry.
Can we fast-forward to March?
Or merry.
Can we fast-forward to March?
Since none of you called out the obviously fake one, maybe I'll try to make it real.
2026 plans:
🎲TTRPG blog, updated whenever I feel like it
📺Finish crating "Tales from Channel 13," my second solo journaling game
🎸Write a ska song, you coward
🛏️Release the official Brian Transplant dakimakura
📖Create and release at least one handmade zine
...One of these may not be true.
🎲TTRPG blog, updated whenever I feel like it
📺Finish crating "Tales from Channel 13," my second solo journaling game
🎸Write a ska song, you coward
🛏️Release the official Brian Transplant dakimakura
📖Create and release at least one handmade zine
...One of these may not be true.
December 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Since none of you called out the obviously fake one, maybe I'll try to make it real.
I watched a lot of YouTube videos that were critical of AI slop this year. So my YouTube Recap thingy said I was "Learning about AI."
🐴💩
🐴💩
December 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I watched a lot of YouTube videos that were critical of AI slop this year. So my YouTube Recap thingy said I was "Learning about AI."
🐴💩
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"Hey. We're your utility company. We want you to stop using your AC during summer, and keep your house cold in winter months. Oh, them over there? Just an AI data center. We like them, though. Not gonna tell them to stop. Just gonna make your bill higher. For them."
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"Hey. We're your utility company. We want you to stop using your AC during summer, and keep your house cold in winter months. Oh, them over there? Just an AI data center. We like them, though. Not gonna tell them to stop. Just gonna make your bill higher. For them."
2026 plans:
🎲TTRPG blog, updated whenever I feel like it
📺Finish crating "Tales from Channel 13," my second solo journaling game
🎸Write a ska song, you coward
🛏️Release the official Brian Transplant dakimakura
📖Create and release at least one handmade zine
...One of these may not be true.
🎲TTRPG blog, updated whenever I feel like it
📺Finish crating "Tales from Channel 13," my second solo journaling game
🎸Write a ska song, you coward
🛏️Release the official Brian Transplant dakimakura
📖Create and release at least one handmade zine
...One of these may not be true.
December 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
2026 plans:
🎲TTRPG blog, updated whenever I feel like it
📺Finish crating "Tales from Channel 13," my second solo journaling game
🎸Write a ska song, you coward
🛏️Release the official Brian Transplant dakimakura
📖Create and release at least one handmade zine
...One of these may not be true.
🎲TTRPG blog, updated whenever I feel like it
📺Finish crating "Tales from Channel 13," my second solo journaling game
🎸Write a ska song, you coward
🛏️Release the official Brian Transplant dakimakura
📖Create and release at least one handmade zine
...One of these may not be true.
Having to spend my Christmas break on a long trip with a bougie extended family.
Which Home Alone trap would you hate being caught in
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Having to spend my Christmas break on a long trip with a bougie extended family.
"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie."
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie."
If I start doing zine-style mini-RPGs, I think I might dabble in adult games.
I'll make one about figuring out an ever-changing tax code, and then maybe another about navigating insurance policies before the enrollment deadline hits. Oh, and I'll definitely make one about emergency home repairs.
I'll make one about figuring out an ever-changing tax code, and then maybe another about navigating insurance policies before the enrollment deadline hits. Oh, and I'll definitely make one about emergency home repairs.
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If I start doing zine-style mini-RPGs, I think I might dabble in adult games.
I'll make one about figuring out an ever-changing tax code, and then maybe another about navigating insurance policies before the enrollment deadline hits. Oh, and I'll definitely make one about emergency home repairs.
I'll make one about figuring out an ever-changing tax code, and then maybe another about navigating insurance policies before the enrollment deadline hits. Oh, and I'll definitely make one about emergency home repairs.
This is why I'm donating to Wikipedia when I get paid.
Category:Video games based on soft drink brands - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This is why I'm donating to Wikipedia when I get paid.
"Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier somewhere else."
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier somewhere else."
"Bobby, that bastard Santa Claus is almost in sight. Remember: Reindeer first. Then we take down the fat man once the sleigh stops."
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"Bobby, that bastard Santa Claus is almost in sight. Remember: Reindeer first. Then we take down the fat man once the sleigh stops."
"AI helps you get from idea to completion in a hurry!"
Why would I skip the creative process - the best part of making something?
That's the fun, liberating, weird part. And once your head gets into that space, it feels amazing.
I'd never offload that to someone or something else.
Why would I skip the creative process - the best part of making something?
That's the fun, liberating, weird part. And once your head gets into that space, it feels amazing.
I'd never offload that to someone or something else.
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"AI helps you get from idea to completion in a hurry!"
Why would I skip the creative process - the best part of making something?
That's the fun, liberating, weird part. And once your head gets into that space, it feels amazing.
I'd never offload that to someone or something else.
Why would I skip the creative process - the best part of making something?
That's the fun, liberating, weird part. And once your head gets into that space, it feels amazing.
I'd never offload that to someone or something else.
Any of you have a recipe for figgy pudding?
There are some people outside my house singing about it, and they seem pretty adamant about getting some.
There are some people outside my house singing about it, and they seem pretty adamant about getting some.
December 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Any of you have a recipe for figgy pudding?
There are some people outside my house singing about it, and they seem pretty adamant about getting some.
There are some people outside my house singing about it, and they seem pretty adamant about getting some.