Milli Vanilla
@millivanilla.bsky.social
I love eating books, baking songs, and reading good food.
Living on Ngunnawal, Ngunawal and Ngambri country.
Living on Ngunnawal, Ngunawal and Ngambri country.
Pinned
A bee sting to the penis can enlarge it permanently.
Maybe hold off buying honey for a while, on account of all the dicks being stuck in hives.
America and friends on their way to Greenland.
a man is bending over in the sand on a beach and looking at something .
Alt: a man is bending over and trying to roll a tumbleweed across the sand.
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:53 AM
America and friends on their way to Greenland.
This is why you tie an onion on your belt, for when you need “one other thing” for your meal.
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 AM
This is why you tie an onion on your belt, for when you need “one other thing” for your meal.
1. Pour cream in mixing bowl.
2. Scrape tartar from your teeth, and sprinkle on cream.
3. Mix.
2. Scrape tartar from your teeth, and sprinkle on cream.
3. Mix.
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
1. Pour cream in mixing bowl.
2. Scrape tartar from your teeth, and sprinkle on cream.
3. Mix.
2. Scrape tartar from your teeth, and sprinkle on cream.
3. Mix.
Fell out of a tiny castle window?
January 14, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Fell out of a tiny castle window?
Reposted by Milli Vanilla
Darling of the Left, Ricky Gervais.
January 14, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Darling of the Left, Ricky Gervais.
Won’t somebody think of Greg Sheridan?
January 14, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Won’t somebody think of Greg Sheridan?
Triggered by seeing Easter eggs in a supermarket in January.
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Triggered by seeing Easter eggs in a supermarket in January.
Trevor is one of my favourite characters. Ben Kingsley is a treasure.
January 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Trevor is one of my favourite characters. Ben Kingsley is a treasure.
Seems like a pretty cool lady?
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Seems like a pretty cool lady?
I always reply with an unsent postcard. It’s blank, and sits in a box with a blank birthday card and blank Christmas card.
January 14, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I always reply with an unsent postcard. It’s blank, and sits in a box with a blank birthday card and blank Christmas card.
🎶Forever ended storeeeeeeee🎶
January 14, 2026 at 1:59 AM
🎶Forever ended storeeeeeeee🎶
Unbelievable. I told the Sky News guy to fuck off with his questions and now *that* is the story.
This hungry beast is insatiable.
How’s that Royal Commission into Murdoch media going?
This hungry beast is insatiable.
How’s that Royal Commission into Murdoch media going?
January 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
And your friends even.
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
And your friends even.
Jessica works for a joy MLM. Not only wants you to choose joy, she wants you to sign up all your fiends and family for joy.
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Jessica works for a joy MLM. Not only wants you to choose joy, she wants you to sign up all your fiends and family for joy.
I’d happily choose joy, but I don’t have anywhere to put it, what with the big ball of sad taking up all the room.
January 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I’d happily choose joy, but I don’t have anywhere to put it, what with the big ball of sad taking up all the room.
Could we also track people who don’t press the button, but the phone is still moving? Because they might be zombies.
January 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Could we also track people who don’t press the button, but the phone is still moving? Because they might be zombies.
“This brick house is made with real bricks”.
January 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
“This brick house is made with real bricks”.
Almost like it was designed that way.
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Almost like it was designed that way.
To be clear, I definitely do not want anyone to inject me with an eye.
Revolutionary eye injection saved my sight, says first-ever patient. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Revolutionary eye injection saved my sight, says first-ever patient
Nicki's eye had collapsed in on itself, but a new gel injection method has saved her vision.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
To be clear, I definitely do not want anyone to inject me with an eye.
Is colossal the same as giant? I’m writing a project proposal.
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Is colossal the same as giant? I’m writing a project proposal.
I need a “fuck off with your questions” tshirt.
January 12, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I need a “fuck off with your questions” tshirt.
Excuse me.
Until recently, we were a nation of soft, conservative, QUEEN and country, urban dwellers.
Until recently, we were a nation of soft, conservative, QUEEN and country, urban dwellers.
January 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Excuse me.
Until recently, we were a nation of soft, conservative, QUEEN and country, urban dwellers.
Until recently, we were a nation of soft, conservative, QUEEN and country, urban dwellers.