Topher Florence
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a couple years ago i realized that empty kpop sets made for insane liminal spaces
October 28, 2024 at 2:10 AM
a couple years ago i realized that empty kpop sets made for insane liminal spaces
it can't beat classics like "nobody taught me to hint win a happy life of a dream" or "back to fact make real of all that seems" but "i'm dreaming for that driving to this crazy sonic racing" is pretty solid for a new contender
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
it can't beat classics like "nobody taught me to hint win a happy life of a dream" or "back to fact make real of all that seems" but "i'm dreaming for that driving to this crazy sonic racing" is pretty solid for a new contender
Pluribus and Common Side Effects are beautiful, stunning TV made with intelligence, humanity, and incredible skill and the entire underlying premise is like something made up by a "freethinker" conspiracy dipshit who lives off of a biblical numerology based protein powder from Etsy called "TrueFood"
First two episodes of Pluribus were very enjoyable but I can't stop chortling to myself after realizing that the premise can be presented as "chemtrails spread the woke mind virus and one blonde white woman has a problem with that"
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Pluribus and Common Side Effects are beautiful, stunning TV made with intelligence, humanity, and incredible skill and the entire underlying premise is like something made up by a "freethinker" conspiracy dipshit who lives off of a biblical numerology based protein powder from Etsy called "TrueFood"
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I revisited my "Trees Hate You" project. I'm just continuing to come up with new ways to get bullied by foliage. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame #ragegame
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I revisited my "Trees Hate You" project. I'm just continuing to come up with new ways to get bullied by foliage. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame #ragegame
photons be free holonovel ending explained and easter eggs
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
photons be free holonovel ending explained and easter eggs
sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so
BREAKING: Rockstar has delayed Grand Theft Auto VI again, pushing the highly anticipated game from May to November 19, 2026. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ Is Postponed Again — to November 2026
The release date for the game had previously slipped to May 2026 from fall 2025
www.bloomberg.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so
you can already watch the real gremlins 3 A.K.A. the hit 2024 film "Frankie Freako"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWIy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWIy...
Frankie Freako - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Shout! Studios
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
you can already watch the real gremlins 3 A.K.A. the hit 2024 film "Frankie Freako"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWIy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWIy...
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NEW VIDEO: In 1996 Kenneth Branagh released an epic 4 hour version of William Shakespeare's Hamlet. In 1997 it got an official videogame adaptation that fell into deep obscurity.
Until now.
Until now.
HAMLET: THE VIDEOGAME
YouTube video by Alien Bob
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
NEW VIDEO: In 1996 Kenneth Branagh released an epic 4 hour version of William Shakespeare's Hamlet. In 1997 it got an official videogame adaptation that fell into deep obscurity.
Until now.
Until now.
that star trek khan podcast is good and is allowed to be corny and theatrical and literary and philosophical in ways that the current tv shows are not and they probably should try more radio dramas so i can become like one of those big finish doctor who guys but for star trek
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
that star trek khan podcast is good and is allowed to be corny and theatrical and literary and philosophical in ways that the current tv shows are not and they probably should try more radio dramas so i can become like one of those big finish doctor who guys but for star trek
the liminal space between chili crisp that you are excited to put on everything and chili crisp that you put on everything because you are trying to get rid of it
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the liminal space between chili crisp that you are excited to put on everything and chili crisp that you put on everything because you are trying to get rid of it
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Everything is gonna be fine you guys, I'm taking my shirt off.
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Everything is gonna be fine you guys, I'm taking my shirt off.
sorry every single celebrity in the first three muppet movies is "from" the first three muppet movies i don't make the rules
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
sorry every single celebrity in the first three muppet movies is "from" the first three muppet movies i don't make the rules
as an infj whose love language is physical touch, my toxic trait is that i've gaslit myself into having an obsessive compulsive hyperfixation for pop psychology
November 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
as an infj whose love language is physical touch, my toxic trait is that i've gaslit myself into having an obsessive compulsive hyperfixation for pop psychology
star trek planet taken over by a rogue captain who believes that star wars is the ideal model of society
November 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
star trek planet taken over by a rogue captain who believes that star wars is the ideal model of society
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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it's so crazy we don't have a coke freestyle type of machine but for chip flavors. in some ways we're still basically living in the stone age
November 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
it's so crazy we don't have a coke freestyle type of machine but for chip flavors. in some ways we're still basically living in the stone age
I often wonder how many people think of a wildly popular game like "Stray", which is basically structurally identical to a classic point and click adventure game, as something else entirely because it is expensive looking and has direct controls.
With adventure games specifically, the idea that adventure games are a "dead genre" is almost baked into the received narrative about adventure games to the point of distracting people from the fact that more adventure games are coming out now than ever were in the 90s
Been seeing an interesting thing on social media with both fighting games and adventure games, where people who haven’t played them since the 90s will say “I wish they still made X genre” or “there aren’t any indie games in X genre”, when they’re more active than they’ve ever been
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I often wonder how many people think of a wildly popular game like "Stray", which is basically structurally identical to a classic point and click adventure game, as something else entirely because it is expensive looking and has direct controls.
Despite the actual actor only appearing in two episodes of the series, the memetic concept of "Don Knotts" has powerfully tied itself to the Scooby-Doo franchise, to the degree that even without the involvement of Knotts, they simply keep inventing new Don Knottses
November 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Despite the actual actor only appearing in two episodes of the series, the memetic concept of "Don Knotts" has powerfully tied itself to the Scooby-Doo franchise, to the degree that even without the involvement of Knotts, they simply keep inventing new Don Knottses
looking for that janine/egon relationship (i emotionlessly spout random facts all day while a woman with a thick regional accent fawns all over me)
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
looking for that janine/egon relationship (i emotionlessly spout random facts all day while a woman with a thick regional accent fawns all over me)
pan de muerto breakfast sandwiches go crazy
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
pan de muerto breakfast sandwiches go crazy
it's kind of cute that even in the year 2025 where you can basically do advanced mocap on an iphone, fighting game background characters still have sad little 16-bit style animated gif ass loop animations that look like they were from a 2001 cd-rom called "Dave's Cool Motion Works Volume 2"
November 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
it's kind of cute that even in the year 2025 where you can basically do advanced mocap on an iphone, fighting game background characters still have sad little 16-bit style animated gif ass loop animations that look like they were from a 2001 cd-rom called "Dave's Cool Motion Works Volume 2"
good idea for a collegehumor or robot chicken sketch from 15 years ago: "what if you used the ghost from the pbs show ghostwriter for sexting?"
October 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
good idea for a collegehumor or robot chicken sketch from 15 years ago: "what if you used the ghost from the pbs show ghostwriter for sexting?"
unfortunately the animal crossing update trailer has activated my latent [Dollhouse Mode™] and 50% of my brainpower will now be dedicated to figuring out what i am going to do with the new items
October 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
unfortunately the animal crossing update trailer has activated my latent [Dollhouse Mode™] and 50% of my brainpower will now be dedicated to figuring out what i am going to do with the new items
30 years later and still honestly chasing the high of the theoretical videogame i imagined in my child brain after seeing this commercial
Secret of Evermore, released on October 17, 1995 and developed by Square USA
October 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
30 years later and still honestly chasing the high of the theoretical videogame i imagined in my child brain after seeing this commercial
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There's a hole in the bottom of the trashcan and he grows underground like a big green ginger root. Jim Henson confided that in me before he died.
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There's a hole in the bottom of the trashcan and he grows underground like a big green ginger root. Jim Henson confided that in me before he died.