Topher Florence
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playing the columbo game for apple newton and i feel like this is supposed to be the narrator talking but it's also fun to imagine peter falk saying this out loud to me...The Player (also this game was made by the creator of bubsy?)
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
playing the columbo game for apple newton and i feel like this is supposed to be the narrator talking but it's also fun to imagine peter falk saying this out loud to me...The Player (also this game was made by the creator of bubsy?)
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
Learning about the Popeye character "Tuna Salad", a mermaid who could cause storms by being sad so Wimpy and Olive Oyl start a moneymaking scheme where they would fix droughts by talking shit to her and making her cry until it rained.
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Learning about the Popeye character "Tuna Salad", a mermaid who could cause storms by being sad so Wimpy and Olive Oyl start a moneymaking scheme where they would fix droughts by talking shit to her and making her cry until it rained.
it's been seven years, ten months, and two days since the dc comics corporation used the exciting new character of bibbo bibbowski's daughter joshie bibbowski. the people are clamoring for more adventures with joshie, they're crying out in the streets "bring back joshie" to no avail...
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
it's been seven years, ten months, and two days since the dc comics corporation used the exciting new character of bibbo bibbowski's daughter joshie bibbowski. the people are clamoring for more adventures with joshie, they're crying out in the streets "bring back joshie" to no avail...
There's an episode of this show where Japanese boy band SMAP play themselves as the murderers it's a fun show
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There's an episode of this show where Japanese boy band SMAP play themselves as the murderers it's a fun show
Despite the actual actor only appearing in two episodes of the series, the memetic concept of "Don Knotts" has powerfully tied itself to the Scooby-Doo franchise, to the degree that even without the involvement of Knotts, they simply keep inventing new Don Knottses
November 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Despite the actual actor only appearing in two episodes of the series, the memetic concept of "Don Knotts" has powerfully tied itself to the Scooby-Doo franchise, to the degree that even without the involvement of Knotts, they simply keep inventing new Don Knottses
the death of xbox leaves open a power vacuum in home consoles and the only corporation rich enough to truly take advantage is apple and you know what that means: pippin boys we coming back
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
the death of xbox leaves open a power vacuum in home consoles and the only corporation rich enough to truly take advantage is apple and you know what that means: pippin boys we coming back
oh shit we're havin' a depression-off on the racetrack
October 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
oh shit we're havin' a depression-off on the racetrack
i think when they put mega starmie in the pokemon anime they should composite in live action footage of a man in a mega starmie costume instead of drawing it to capture it's true essence
October 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
i think when they put mega starmie in the pokemon anime they should composite in live action footage of a man in a mega starmie costume instead of drawing it to capture it's true essence
Did you know that the only movie where John Cho and Kristen Stewart both have acting roles is the 2000 motion picture The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas?
October 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Did you know that the only movie where John Cho and Kristen Stewart both have acting roles is the 2000 motion picture The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas?
Diversity win! Stacked babes can also have a voice that is just a Peter Lorre impression!
October 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Diversity win! Stacked babes can also have a voice that is just a Peter Lorre impression!
watched too much northernlion and now i see everything as "the labubu stare"
October 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
watched too much northernlion and now i see everything as "the labubu stare"
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
September 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
appreciate that there is a species variation of agumon called "santa agumon" and is basically identical to agumon in every way except that it is wearing a santa hat
September 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
appreciate that there is a species variation of agumon called "santa agumon" and is basically identical to agumon in every way except that it is wearing a santa hat
time to post that one clip of failed upn cop show "the beat" from the year 2000 that might be some percentage of the reason mark ruffalo become a 9/11 truther
September 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
time to post that one clip of failed upn cop show "the beat" from the year 2000 that might be some percentage of the reason mark ruffalo become a 9/11 truther
note: this is only in my extremely limited system of crossover categorization that only includes direct character appearances and does not include cartoons, dream sequences, or metafictional appearances.
September 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
note: this is only in my extremely limited system of crossover categorization that only includes direct character appearances and does not include cartoons, dream sequences, or metafictional appearances.
they made a star trek babies show to force brand recognition on toddlers with characters with characters who are technically not kirk, spock, and uhura and in the first episode they try to blast a soap asteroid with macaroni and cheese so it is better than "Picard".
September 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
they made a star trek babies show to force brand recognition on toddlers with characters with characters who are technically not kirk, spock, and uhura and in the first episode they try to blast a soap asteroid with macaroni and cheese so it is better than "Picard".
if you wanna hear a guy do an unhinged paul stanley impression check out the "digimon cyber sleuth" games
September 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
if you wanna hear a guy do an unhinged paul stanley impression check out the "digimon cyber sleuth" games
damn silksong is wild
September 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
damn silksong is wild