Song Parody Ethan
@ethanmawyersongparodies.com
Song parody lyricist. Occasional book writer. I work in education but can't really talk about it.
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Ethan Mawyer
I'm Ethan Mawyer, and this is my song parody channel.
I've been writing song parodies for over 25 years, and working with professional musicians and vocalists and video creators for almost five years...
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Out of the 56 (as of now) song parody videos on my channel, about how many do you think you've seen?
If at least a few, which one is your favorite?
If none or basically none, you can find them at
youtube.com/@ethanmawyer...
If at least a few, which one is your favorite?
If none or basically none, you can find them at
youtube.com/@ethanmawyer...
It was also up over a million Stanley Nickels. Until it wasn't
February 16, 2026 at 11:54 PM
It was also up over a million Stanley Nickels. Until it wasn't
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genie: your first wish?
me: I wish for you to only speak in acronyms
genie: omg wtf ihysm rn
me: I wish for you to only speak in acronyms
genie: omg wtf ihysm rn
February 16, 2026 at 9:00 AM
genie: your first wish?
me: I wish for you to only speak in acronyms
genie: omg wtf ihysm rn
me: I wish for you to only speak in acronyms
genie: omg wtf ihysm rn
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“I’ve never seen somebody send an email like they were wearing a wire”
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February 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
“I’ve never seen somebody send an email like they were wearing a wire”
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It looks last night might have been the last of the snow this season, at least unless we get some in March.
It wasn't bad as far as snowstorms go, but I'd rather not have walked through it.
It wasn't bad as far as snowstorms go, but I'd rather not have walked through it.
February 16, 2026 at 4:38 PM
It looks last night might have been the last of the snow this season, at least unless we get some in March.
It wasn't bad as far as snowstorms go, but I'd rather not have walked through it.
It wasn't bad as far as snowstorms go, but I'd rather not have walked through it.
Why would they say first jump of three after a fall like that? Hopefully he'll ski again one day but pretty sure that day will not be this week.
February 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Why would they say first jump of three after a fall like that? Hopefully he'll ski again one day but pretty sure that day will not be this week.
My plans for today include heading out with no bills and no credit/debit cards and coming back with my hair cut.
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
My plans for today include heading out with no bills and no credit/debit cards and coming back with my hair cut.
Roses are red
V-day is over
One month away
From looking for clovers
V-day is over
One month away
From looking for clovers
February 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Roses are red
V-day is over
One month away
From looking for clovers
V-day is over
One month away
From looking for clovers
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sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
I'm over 200 hours of playing Heroes of Might and Magic 3 on my current computer. I've had it on multiple previous computers. It's basically the only game I play offline on my laptop.
Name a videogame you've put 500 hours into.
February 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I'm over 200 hours of playing Heroes of Might and Magic 3 on my current computer. I've had it on multiple previous computers. It's basically the only game I play offline on my laptop.
Roses are red
Winter is cold
But it will warm up
Or so I've been told
Winter is cold
But it will warm up
Or so I've been told
roses are red
it's sunday and raining
at least it's not monday
but i'm still complaining
it's sunday and raining
at least it's not monday
but i'm still complaining
February 15, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Roses are red
Winter is cold
But it will warm up
Or so I've been told
Winter is cold
But it will warm up
Or so I've been told
Updated lyrics to Starships by Nicki Minaj:
So freak who you want
And freak who you like
But if you're a girl
It must be a guy
And by guy I don't mean trans
Why am I losing my fans?
So freak who you want
And freak who you like
But if you're a girl
It must be a guy
And by guy I don't mean trans
Why am I losing my fans?
February 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Updated lyrics to Starships by Nicki Minaj:
So freak who you want
And freak who you like
But if you're a girl
It must be a guy
And by guy I don't mean trans
Why am I losing my fans?
So freak who you want
And freak who you like
But if you're a girl
It must be a guy
And by guy I don't mean trans
Why am I losing my fans?
When I ran track in high school, our coach was very firm about the importance of walking after a quick or long run that got our heart rate up.
And then I look at the Olympic skeleton racers sprinting and then jumping on a sled. I wonder how low their resting heart rates are to be able to do that
And then I look at the Olympic skeleton racers sprinting and then jumping on a sled. I wonder how low their resting heart rates are to be able to do that
February 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
When I ran track in high school, our coach was very firm about the importance of walking after a quick or long run that got our heart rate up.
And then I look at the Olympic skeleton racers sprinting and then jumping on a sled. I wonder how low their resting heart rates are to be able to do that
And then I look at the Olympic skeleton racers sprinting and then jumping on a sled. I wonder how low their resting heart rates are to be able to do that
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Oh I thought you said "neck romancer" no, I'm not into this at all, sorry
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Oh I thought you said "neck romancer" no, I'm not into this at all, sorry
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*Mark McGrath/Sugar Ray voice*
I've...been Jerrified
I could do it, unlike Jerry
Wonder what is wrong with Jerry
I've...been Jerrified
I could do it, unlike Jerry
Wonder what is wrong with Jerry
February 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
*Mark McGrath/Sugar Ray voice*
I've...been Jerrified
I could do it, unlike Jerry
Wonder what is wrong with Jerry
I've...been Jerrified
I could do it, unlike Jerry
Wonder what is wrong with Jerry
I'm starting to think maybe the Fine Young Cannibals weren't fine at all.
Their biggest song was about being driven crazy.
"I can't help myself"
Can't help yourself from what?
From eating people?
That doesn't sound ok to me
Their biggest song was about being driven crazy.
"I can't help myself"
Can't help yourself from what?
From eating people?
That doesn't sound ok to me
February 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I'm starting to think maybe the Fine Young Cannibals weren't fine at all.
Their biggest song was about being driven crazy.
"I can't help myself"
Can't help yourself from what?
From eating people?
That doesn't sound ok to me
Their biggest song was about being driven crazy.
"I can't help myself"
Can't help yourself from what?
From eating people?
That doesn't sound ok to me
Out of the 56 (as of now) song parody videos on my channel, about how many do you think you've seen?
If at least a few, which one is your favorite?
If none or basically none, you can find them at
youtube.com/@ethanmawyer...
If at least a few, which one is your favorite?
If none or basically none, you can find them at
youtube.com/@ethanmawyer...
Ethan Mawyer
I'm Ethan Mawyer, and this is my song parody channel.
I've been writing song parodies for over 25 years, and working with professional musicians and vocalists and video creators for almost five years...
youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Out of the 56 (as of now) song parody videos on my channel, about how many do you think you've seen?
If at least a few, which one is your favorite?
If none or basically none, you can find them at
youtube.com/@ethanmawyer...
If at least a few, which one is your favorite?
If none or basically none, you can find them at
youtube.com/@ethanmawyer...
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911: what is your emergency
HUMPTY DUMPTY: help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
911: hang on sir we’re sending horses and men
HUMPTY DUMPTY: what no i need an ambulance
911: horses and men sir
HUMPTY DUMPTY: help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
911: hang on sir we’re sending horses and men
HUMPTY DUMPTY: what no i need an ambulance
911: horses and men sir
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
911: what is your emergency
HUMPTY DUMPTY: help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
911: hang on sir we’re sending horses and men
HUMPTY DUMPTY: what no i need an ambulance
911: horses and men sir
HUMPTY DUMPTY: help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
911: hang on sir we’re sending horses and men
HUMPTY DUMPTY: what no i need an ambulance
911: horses and men sir
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Oh, we're all off Discord now. I use Witchhazel now. Lindworm doesn't let you stream your screen. Paprika is actually a foreign surveillance app. Dude, send me your Dingo. I can't sign up for Jester Plus. I don't like the UI for Cabinet's mobile app. Just toss me your Spork. We're on Spork now.
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Oh, we're all off Discord now. I use Witchhazel now. Lindworm doesn't let you stream your screen. Paprika is actually a foreign surveillance app. Dude, send me your Dingo. I can't sign up for Jester Plus. I don't like the UI for Cabinet's mobile app. Just toss me your Spork. We're on Spork now.
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COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
February 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
Accidentally spoiled the curling results for myself.
Probably not the best idea to Google Olympic athletes in the middle of the day
Probably not the best idea to Google Olympic athletes in the middle of the day
February 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Accidentally spoiled the curling results for myself.
Probably not the best idea to Google Olympic athletes in the middle of the day
Probably not the best idea to Google Olympic athletes in the middle of the day
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"I'm a dog person."
So you--you're like a werewolf?
So you--you're like a werewolf?
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
"I'm a dog person."
So you--you're like a werewolf?
So you--you're like a werewolf?
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sorry to hear that they put chappell roan in fortnite. she had a good musical career but now she has to focus on escaping
February 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
sorry to hear that they put chappell roan in fortnite. she had a good musical career but now she has to focus on escaping
The digiorno room: when you need pizza mind
ME: it’s not delivery it’s digiorno
HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room
HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The digiorno room: when you need pizza mind
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Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules