Ned Hartley
@nedhartley.com
Writer of comics, books, mags. Comics include Bananaman for the Beano and various for 2000 AD. Books include the Marvel Museum, the Science of Superheroes and the Ladybird Big Book of Dead Things.
Avi pic by Wayne Thompson.
Website: www.nedhartley.com
Avi pic by Wayne Thompson.
Website: www.nedhartley.com
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Ned Hartley
@nedhartley.com
· Oct 22
Pre-Order Now: Peaches' Creatures Plot the Heist of the Century!
Collected for the first time - with exclusive new stories - Peaches' Creatures is a unique and brilliant supernatural story for readers of all ages! https://bit.ly/4nhZ7R1
Collected for the first time - with exclusive new stories - Peaches' Creatures is a unique and brilliant supernatural story for readers of all ages! https://bit.ly/4nhZ7R1
Pre-Order Now: Peaches' Creatures Plot the Heist of the Century! | 2000 AD
It’s the Creature Crime of the Century! If you’re looking for trouble next May, look no further than Peaches’ Creatures! They’re a ragtag team of monsters and beings, led by the unconventional and bri...
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It’s official! Dan and I got to finish our Peaches’ Creatures story and it’s all being collected in May!
This wouldn‘t have happened without superstar editor Keith Richardson who worked so hard to make this collection happen! He is the best!
This wouldn‘t have happened without superstar editor Keith Richardson who worked so hard to make this collection happen! He is the best!
I like the way that the three Knives Out films are about different things about what it means to be American - the first greed, the second power and the third faith.
December 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I like the way that the three Knives Out films are about different things about what it means to be American - the first greed, the second power and the third faith.
Hello, I am sitting on the sofa and just earlier I was watching TV and — sorry I started narrating my life like a character in Stranger Things just then
December 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hello, I am sitting on the sofa and just earlier I was watching TV and — sorry I started narrating my life like a character in Stranger Things just then
I hoping that I get high end headphones rather than gardening equipment for Christmas. Bose before hose.
December 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I hoping that I get high end headphones rather than gardening equipment for Christmas. Bose before hose.
The only person that is mentioned in the Epstein Files is the giant obelisk from the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey
December 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The only person that is mentioned in the Epstein Files is the giant obelisk from the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey
I miss Monster Fun comic. We had a billionaire bad guy called Melon Husk. Who says I can’t do satire?
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I miss Monster Fun comic. We had a billionaire bad guy called Melon Husk. Who says I can’t do satire?
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Let this be a cautionary tale about buying stuff online when you’re drunk. This is a bit embarrassing but I was on the internet last night after a few beers, and now I own Warners.
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Let this be a cautionary tale about buying stuff online when you’re drunk. This is a bit embarrassing but I was on the internet last night after a few beers, and now I own Warners.
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“FIFA Peace Prize” should be new slang for something that is utterly valueless.
“The new title they gave you instead of a raise is just a FIFA Peace Prize”
“The new title they gave you instead of a raise is just a FIFA Peace Prize”
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“FIFA Peace Prize” should be new slang for something that is utterly valueless.
“The new title they gave you instead of a raise is just a FIFA Peace Prize”
“The new title they gave you instead of a raise is just a FIFA Peace Prize”
Athena to Telemachus
Imagine seeing this on a Christmas tree and not knowing it’s from a movie
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Athena to Telemachus
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Can you imagine how funny it would have been if they awarded it to barrack obama
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Can you imagine how funny it would have been if they awarded it to barrack obama
This is kinda how I feel, but the main thing is I want a phone I can fold out and read comics on
Column! I want the iPhone Fold to be like the Galaxy Z TriFold but better. That’s not going to happen. www.stuff.tv/features/i-w...
I want the iPhone Fold to be like the Galaxy Z TriFold but better. That’s not going to happen | Stuff
An iPhone that becomes an iPad, replaces a Mac and that doesn’t cost the earth? Not coming your way in 2026…
www.stuff.tv
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This is kinda how I feel, but the main thing is I want a phone I can fold out and read comics on
“FIFA Peace Prize” should be new slang for something that is utterly valueless.
“The new title they gave you instead of a raise is just a FIFA Peace Prize”
“The new title they gave you instead of a raise is just a FIFA Peace Prize”
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“FIFA Peace Prize” should be new slang for something that is utterly valueless.
“The new title they gave you instead of a raise is just a FIFA Peace Prize”
“The new title they gave you instead of a raise is just a FIFA Peace Prize”
This is one of the most succinct arguments against AI generated art I’ve ever heard.
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is one of the most succinct arguments against AI generated art I’ve ever heard.
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Black Canary in the outlet by the light switch
August 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Black Canary in the outlet by the light switch
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Since there’s original Star Wars talk doing the rounds, Here’s the original dummy for the 1977 Marvel Star Wars Special, alongside a printed version, the former rescued from being trashed when I worked for Marvel UK
December 6, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Since there’s original Star Wars talk doing the rounds, Here’s the original dummy for the 1977 Marvel Star Wars Special, alongside a printed version, the former rescued from being trashed when I worked for Marvel UK
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Let this be a cautionary tale about buying stuff online when you’re drunk. This is a bit embarrassing but I was on the internet last night after a few beers, and now I own Warners.
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Let this be a cautionary tale about buying stuff online when you’re drunk. This is a bit embarrassing but I was on the internet last night after a few beers, and now I own Warners.
Do they have anyone in custardy yet?
Tower of London closes after apple crumble thrown on crown jewels display
Tower of London closes after apple crumble thrown on crown jewels display
Four people arrested after apparent protest against UK inequality claimed by civil-resistance group Take Back Power
The Tower of London has been closed to visitors on a busy Saturday after food was thrown at a display case containing the crown jewels in an apparent protest against inequality in the UK.
Four people were arrested after the action, which was claimed by Take Back Power – a self-described new non-violent civil-resistance group. It said custard and apple crumble was flung at the case, which contained the imperial state crown. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Do they have anyone in custardy yet?
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I've never heard of this film, but you have to admit it looks similar
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I've never heard of this film, but you have to admit it looks similar
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If you haven’t read this issue yet, it’s basically what comics were invented for. Neill’s tentacles smash through the entire comic, invading other strips (including Bunny Vs Monkey), and breaking every wall. It’s a glorious deconstruction of what makes comics so great 🤩
ELDER GOD TENTACLES FROM BEYOND REALITY ARE INVADING THE PHOENIX! THE VERY STRUCTURE OF COMICS IS BREAKING DOWN! CAN REALITY BE SAVED FROM THE INSANE WHIMS OF A VENGEFUL BAGEL?
Find out this week!
Find out this week!
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you haven’t read this issue yet, it’s basically what comics were invented for. Neill’s tentacles smash through the entire comic, invading other strips (including Bunny Vs Monkey), and breaking every wall. It’s a glorious deconstruction of what makes comics so great 🤩
Kids! KIDS! Come quick! This animated movie making an extended reference to The Godfather, a film you haven’t seen, can‘t put in context and would scar you emotionally if you saw it right now!
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Kids! KIDS! Come quick! This animated movie making an extended reference to The Godfather, a film you haven’t seen, can‘t put in context and would scar you emotionally if you saw it right now!
The only Warner Brothers merger I care about
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The only Warner Brothers merger I care about
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If I had to diagnose the cause of the "Bluesky malaise" as @kleinman.bsky.social calls it, I would describe it as a lot of people without the skills or resources or interest in journalism or activism mistakenly believing that being performatively miserable all the time will net the same results.
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If I had to diagnose the cause of the "Bluesky malaise" as @kleinman.bsky.social calls it, I would describe it as a lot of people without the skills or resources or interest in journalism or activism mistakenly believing that being performatively miserable all the time will net the same results.