Ned Hartley
@nedhartley.com
Writer of comics, books, mags. Comics include Bananaman for the Beano and various for 2000 AD. Books include the Marvel Museum, the Science of Superheroes and the Ladybird Big Book of Dead Things.
Avi pic by Wayne Thompson.
Website: www.nedhartley.com
Avi pic by Wayne Thompson.
Website: www.nedhartley.com
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Pre-Order Now: Peaches' Creatures Plot the Heist of the Century!
Collected for the first time - with exclusive new stories - Peaches' Creatures is a unique and brilliant supernatural story for readers of all ages! https://bit.ly/4nhZ7R1
Collected for the first time - with exclusive new stories - Peaches' Creatures is a unique and brilliant supernatural story for readers of all ages! https://bit.ly/4nhZ7R1
Pre-Order Now: Peaches' Creatures Plot the Heist of the Century! | 2000 AD
It’s the Creature Crime of the Century! If you’re looking for trouble next May, look no further than Peaches’ Creatures! They’re a ragtag team of monsters and beings, led by the unconventional and bri...
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It’s official! Dan and I got to finish our Peaches’ Creatures story and it’s all being collected in May!
This wouldn‘t have happened without superstar editor Keith Richardson who worked so hard to make this collection happen! He is the best!
This wouldn‘t have happened without superstar editor Keith Richardson who worked so hard to make this collection happen! He is the best!
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A little warning to those attending @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social in Harrogate this weekend - I received a scam email about my hotel booking (which included correct dates and costs) asking for an advance payment. It was from the hotel but an online scam.
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
A little warning to those attending @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social in Harrogate this weekend - I received a scam email about my hotel booking (which included correct dates and costs) asking for an advance payment. It was from the hotel but an online scam.
Holmes under the hammer
EXCLUSIVE | Eamonn Holmes has hit out at the 'thieving taxman' as the broadcaster has revealed he has been 'wrecked financially' by a battle over a £1.25m bill
Eamonn Holmes blasts 'thieving taxman' as broadcaster reveals he has been 'wrecked financially'
Eamonn Holmes says he has been “wrecked financially” by the “thieving HMRC”.
www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Holmes under the hammer
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The reason that the Wile E Coyote movie was shelved is that audiences would be confused about how he was alive in the movie, after in the TV show he fell down a ravine then an anvil landed on his head and then he got blown up by dynamite.
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The reason that the Wile E Coyote movie was shelved is that audiences would be confused about how he was alive in the movie, after in the TV show he fell down a ravine then an anvil landed on his head and then he got blown up by dynamite.
The real problem with the Bond franchise is that I'm no longer age 10, watching these movies with my Dad on a Saturday afternoon. They should bring that back.
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The real problem with the Bond franchise is that I'm no longer age 10, watching these movies with my Dad on a Saturday afternoon. They should bring that back.
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We've had reports of scam emails relating to hotels booked for this weekend and wanted to send out a warning; please be vigilant! If you receive an email relating to a booking we suggest you call your hotel directly, through a number found independently, to verify its authenticity.
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
We've had reports of scam emails relating to hotels booked for this weekend and wanted to send out a warning; please be vigilant! If you receive an email relating to a booking we suggest you call your hotel directly, through a number found independently, to verify its authenticity.
I‘ve seen three Spider-Mans and about twenty Batmans. I can handle another Bond reboots.
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I‘ve seen three Spider-Mans and about twenty Batmans. I can handle another Bond reboots.
The reason that the Wile E Coyote movie was shelved is that audiences would be confused about how he was alive in the movie, after in the TV show he fell down a ravine then an anvil landed on his head and then he got blown up by dynamite.
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The reason that the Wile E Coyote movie was shelved is that audiences would be confused about how he was alive in the movie, after in the TV show he fell down a ravine then an anvil landed on his head and then he got blown up by dynamite.
Now THIS is how you do the reboot!
The name's Bond.... Jane Bond!
Get your fix of espionage and swingin' spy action from the sixties for HALF PRICE in our sale! https://bit.ly/47zTUPX
Get your fix of espionage and swingin' spy action from the sixties for HALF PRICE in our sale! https://bit.ly/47zTUPX
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Now THIS is how you do the reboot!
“I don’t have any ideas about how to reboot one of the most popular franchises ever” is not a thing that a writer has said.
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
“I don’t have any ideas about how to reboot one of the most popular franchises ever” is not a thing that a writer has said.
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Heads up 😅
Sex Matters have launched their own MP letter-writing campaign insisting on trans segregation, an exclusionary Code etc etc
📝Let’s make sure our letters outnumber theirs+++
Template here!
If you’ve already written, grab a mate & get them to write too 🤗
actionnetwork.org/letters/scra...
Sex Matters have launched their own MP letter-writing campaign insisting on trans segregation, an exclusionary Code etc etc
📝Let’s make sure our letters outnumber theirs+++
Template here!
If you’ve already written, grab a mate & get them to write too 🤗
actionnetwork.org/letters/scra...
Scrap the Bathroom Ban
🚨This is urgent🚨
Bridget Phillipson, the Minister for Women and Equalities, has a decision to make. The EHRC, a regulator mired in controversy over anti-trans views, has sent a new draft Code of Prac...
actionnetwork.org
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Heads up 😅
Sex Matters have launched their own MP letter-writing campaign insisting on trans segregation, an exclusionary Code etc etc
📝Let’s make sure our letters outnumber theirs+++
Template here!
If you’ve already written, grab a mate & get them to write too 🤗
actionnetwork.org/letters/scra...
Sex Matters have launched their own MP letter-writing campaign insisting on trans segregation, an exclusionary Code etc etc
📝Let’s make sure our letters outnumber theirs+++
Template here!
If you’ve already written, grab a mate & get them to write too 🤗
actionnetwork.org/letters/scra...
If the BBC gives even a penny of my licence fee money to Donald Trump I am going to riot.
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 AM
If the BBC gives even a penny of my licence fee money to Donald Trump I am going to riot.
Richmond station shows some lovely old 1980s adverts. I love how British Rail’s slogan used to be the incredibly passive aggressive “We’re Getting There”
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Richmond station shows some lovely old 1980s adverts. I love how British Rail’s slogan used to be the incredibly passive aggressive “We’re Getting There”
Are you trying to fucking kill Alan Moore, you bastards?
'V for Vendetta' Is Becoming a TV Show
'V for Vendetta' Is Becoming a TV Show
DC Studios will produce a new adaptation of the classic comic for HBO.
gizmodo.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Are you trying to fucking kill Alan Moore, you bastards?
What‘s the difference between Elon Musk and Scott of the Antarctic?
Scott wasn‘t absolutely killed by Oates
Scott wasn‘t absolutely killed by Oates
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What‘s the difference between Elon Musk and Scott of the Antarctic?
Scott wasn‘t absolutely killed by Oates
Scott wasn‘t absolutely killed by Oates
Oates turned Musk into Dril
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Oates turned Musk into Dril
We should reclaim the word “woke”. I‘ve never seen it used to mean anything other than “not racist”. We should be proud to be woke.
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
We should reclaim the word “woke”. I‘ve never seen it used to mean anything other than “not racist”. We should be proud to be woke.
Every year I toy with the idea of making this my banner for Thought Bubble, and every year I chicken out.
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Every year I toy with the idea of making this my banner for Thought Bubble, and every year I chicken out.
I understand that people are angry but the Joker made a compelling argument and honestly it was too much work to stop him poisoning Gotham reservoir.
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I understand that people are angry but the Joker made a compelling argument and honestly it was too much work to stop him poisoning Gotham reservoir.
Wow
ALL HELL ON THE CURSED EARTH FRONT!
Prepare for all-out chaos in Judge Dredd Megazine 486, out 19th November with a wraparound cover by Keith Burns!
Subscribe here: https://bit.ly/2Ws04uc
Prepare for all-out chaos in Judge Dredd Megazine 486, out 19th November with a wraparound cover by Keith Burns!
Subscribe here: https://bit.ly/2Ws04uc
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Wow
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Orzo you would think
Americans are going to pay a pretty penne for this.
Trump trade war costs US Italian pasta: “Exporters say import and antidumping duties totaling 107% on their pasta brands will make doing business in America too costly and are preparing to pull out of U.S. stores as soon as January.” Via WSJ
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Orzo you would think
Americans are going to pay a pretty penne for this.
Trump trade war costs US Italian pasta: “Exporters say import and antidumping duties totaling 107% on their pasta brands will make doing business in America too costly and are preparing to pull out of U.S. stores as soon as January.” Via WSJ
Italian Pasta Is Poised to Disappear From American Grocery Shelves — The Wall Street Journal
Trump administration is set to impose duties of 107% on Italian pasta imports, among most punitive of tariffs it has levied
apple.news
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Americans are going to pay a pretty penne for this.
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Sarah Connor: Why won’t you just die?
T-1000: Wow, what a great question! By asking that question you‘ve shown that you’re interested in life and death, and that you’re more philosophical than most. Let’s unpack that…
T-1000: Wow, what a great question! By asking that question you‘ve shown that you’re interested in life and death, and that you’re more philosophical than most. Let’s unpack that…
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Sarah Connor: Why won’t you just die?
T-1000: Wow, what a great question! By asking that question you‘ve shown that you’re interested in life and death, and that you’re more philosophical than most. Let’s unpack that…
T-1000: Wow, what a great question! By asking that question you‘ve shown that you’re interested in life and death, and that you’re more philosophical than most. Let’s unpack that…
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Hallo hallo! This weekend Dave and I will be at Thought Bubble, both with the Phoenix and our own table of goodies in Bubbleboy Hall. I'll be running a workshop and signing on the Saturday, so please come say hi!
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Hallo hallo! This weekend Dave and I will be at Thought Bubble, both with the Phoenix and our own table of goodies in Bubbleboy Hall. I'll be running a workshop and signing on the Saturday, so please come say hi!