David Quantick
@quantick.bsky.social
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE AUSTEN? (French & Saunders, BBC Radio 4) writer. Author of RICKY'S HAND, ALL MY COLORS, ETC. Emmy (Veep). Website: www.davidquantick.com. AND OTHER STORIES collection - preorder here: https://tinyurl.com/msmv7amc
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Dear Roy, Before Christmas you had a Wheelie Bin pinched. I have just had a Satellite Dish taken from my garden. I used this as a Parabolic Reflector for recording Birdsong. So if anyone sees this at a car boot sale, be careful as it may be Radioactive.
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Dear Roy, Before Christmas you had a Wheelie Bin pinched. I have just had a Satellite Dish taken from my garden. I used this as a Parabolic Reflector for recording Birdsong. So if anyone sees this at a car boot sale, be careful as it may be Radioactive.
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Postcard from Miss J Brodie
C/O the Marcia Blaine School for Girls
C/O the Marcia Blaine School for Girls
A FAIRYLAND OF UNMATCHABLE QUALITY AND BEAUTY. TO THINK OF TRAMPING THE HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS OF THE KINGDOM WHEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP IS THE CREME DE LA CREME.
December 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Postcard from Miss J Brodie
C/O the Marcia Blaine School for Girls
C/O the Marcia Blaine School for Girls
Why did the earl always arrive with plenty of time to spare?
Because he was very earl-y.
Because he was very earl-y.
December 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Why did the earl always arrive with plenty of time to spare?
Because he was very earl-y.
Because he was very earl-y.
Still shocked that someone with views I dislike a lot made some music that was good.
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Still shocked that someone with views I dislike a lot made some music that was good.
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Thanks Lobsterliciously David 😍 and to you too, Lobsterliciously Happening Happy New Year to You and everyone with Lobster Love
🧡💛🧡👌🏾👌🏾💋💋PinchyPinchykisskissmas
LEKIDDO - Lord of The Lobsters!
🧡💛🧡👌🏾👌🏾💋💋PinchyPinchykisskissmas
LEKIDDO - Lord of The Lobsters!
Happy New Year!
December 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Thanks Lobsterliciously David 😍 and to you too, Lobsterliciously Happening Happy New Year to You and everyone with Lobster Love
🧡💛🧡👌🏾👌🏾💋💋PinchyPinchykisskissmas
LEKIDDO - Lord of The Lobsters!
🧡💛🧡👌🏾👌🏾💋💋PinchyPinchykisskissmas
LEKIDDO - Lord of The Lobsters!
200 MOTELS on Netflix lads.
December 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
200 MOTELS on Netflix lads.
This is amazing. A emotional, fractal classic by @scalzi.com.
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This is amazing. A emotional, fractal classic by @scalzi.com.
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‘It maybe fake… but it highlights an important truth…’ Wes Streeting, June, 2026
‘All fiction is fake, but we’ve lionised that for centuries - AI is no different’ The Independent April, 2026
‘All fiction is fake, but we’ve lionised that for centuries - AI is no different’ The Independent April, 2026
December 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
‘It maybe fake… but it highlights an important truth…’ Wes Streeting, June, 2026
‘All fiction is fake, but we’ve lionised that for centuries - AI is no different’ The Independent April, 2026
‘All fiction is fake, but we’ve lionised that for centuries - AI is no different’ The Independent April, 2026
"I don't care if it's fake" will be the phrase of 2026.
December 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"I don't care if it's fake" will be the phrase of 2026.
SHELLEY: "...And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."
OZYMANDIAS: Told ya, immortal.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."
OZYMANDIAS: Told ya, immortal.
December 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
SHELLEY: "...And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."
OZYMANDIAS: Told ya, immortal.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."
OZYMANDIAS: Told ya, immortal.
Watching the new and largely brilliant Futurama and reflecting that the word "we" never indicates funny character comedy and conflict.
December 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Watching the new and largely brilliant Futurama and reflecting that the word "we" never indicates funny character comedy and conflict.
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G'morning David @quantick.bsky.social 🤩
🤩 Have a Lobsterliciously Clawsome Festive Season & #PinchyPinchykisskissmas everyone everywhere with Lobster Love 👌🏾👌🏾💋💋
LEKIDDO - Lord of The Lobsters!
😍
It's Christmas Baby #ibydk
🤩 Have a Lobsterliciously Clawsome Festive Season & #PinchyPinchykisskissmas everyone everywhere with Lobster Love 👌🏾👌🏾💋💋
LEKIDDO - Lord of The Lobsters!
😍
It's Christmas Baby #ibydk
LEKIDDO Lord of The Lobsters! on Instagram: "🤩 Have a Lobsterliciously Clawsome Festive Season and #PinchyPinchykisskissmas everyone everywhere with Lobster Love 👌🏾👌🏾💋💋 LEKIDDO - Lord of The Lobsters!...
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December 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
G'morning David @quantick.bsky.social 🤩
🤩 Have a Lobsterliciously Clawsome Festive Season & #PinchyPinchykisskissmas everyone everywhere with Lobster Love 👌🏾👌🏾💋💋
LEKIDDO - Lord of The Lobsters!
😍
It's Christmas Baby #ibydk
🤩 Have a Lobsterliciously Clawsome Festive Season & #PinchyPinchykisskissmas everyone everywhere with Lobster Love 👌🏾👌🏾💋💋
LEKIDDO - Lord of The Lobsters!
😍
It's Christmas Baby #ibydk
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GUILT AND SELF-LACERATION ARE INDULGENCES
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
GUILT AND SELF-LACERATION ARE INDULGENCES
Star Wars.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Star Wars.
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sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers
December 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers
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Here’s the owner of those washed up shoes.
Here’s the owner of those washed up shoes.
"a giant millipede stretching nearly nine feet in length" uhhh let me stop you right there
Giant ass millipede dailygalaxy.com/2025/12/gian...
December 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Here’s the owner of those washed up shoes.
Here’s the owner of those washed up shoes.
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
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KEEP SOMETHING IN RESERVE FOR EMERGENCIES
December 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
KEEP SOMETHING IN RESERVE FOR EMERGENCIES
Well @quantick.bsky.social this has gone over spectacularly well with the film student.
December 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Hoxton Hears A Hoo.
Damon Albarn reads "How the Grinch Stole Christmas!" for BBC Radio
Listen to Damon Albarn read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas!' for BBC Radio
Listen to Damon Albarn read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas!' for Jo Whiley's show on BBC Radio 2 earlier this week
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December 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Hoxton Hears A Hoo.
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Well @quantick.bsky.social this has gone over spectacularly well with the film student.
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Well @quantick.bsky.social this has gone over spectacularly well with the film student.
Writing a Squeeze song whose chorus is, "Bang to rights/ In ladies' tights."
December 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Writing a Squeeze song whose chorus is, "Bang to rights/ In ladies' tights."
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM JIM.
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM JIM.
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ICYMI...
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
ICYMI...