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Sometimes I see posts that hurt my heart (some are sick, some are depressed, some have sick family members, etc). Not everybody needs words and just want to get it out. That's why I always respond with a 💙 or two, to let you know I see you, I feel you and I'm thinking about you.
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Stage 2 of Orville Redenbacher's plan was a success.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Somehow managed to get a piece of popcorn up my nose.
Can't imagine why Im single at 45
Can't imagine why Im single at 45
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Somehow managed to get a piece of popcorn up my nose.
Can't imagine why Im single at 45
Can't imagine why Im single at 45
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You ain’t gotta chase me baby, I’m too lazy to run 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You ain’t gotta chase me baby, I’m too lazy to run 🤣
Show me a hot person with a gun again.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Show me a hot person with a gun again.
If you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If you see this, post a bird
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When you think you’re all of that and a bag of chips, but then realized that the bag of chips is 70% air.
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
When you think you’re all of that and a bag of chips, but then realized that the bag of chips is 70% air.
I would LOVE to see the responses to this.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever superglued to your junk?
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I would LOVE to see the responses to this.
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"PARKOUR!" I scream as I fall down ten flights of stairs
September 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"PARKOUR!" I scream as I fall down ten flights of stairs
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nothing quiets the mind like pooping in the dark
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
nothing quiets the mind like pooping in the dark
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I am shooting my shot.
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I am shooting my shot.
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
3 days is enough for me
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
3 days is enough for me
What sitcom star was your first crush?
He's still a crush 😍
He's still a crush 😍
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
What sitcom star was your first crush?
He's still a crush 😍
He's still a crush 😍
The name says everything
It's like they've just become careless because they think their orange blob leader willsave them. 🤷
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The name says everything
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Keep your friends close and your enemies in fart radius.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Keep your friends close and your enemies in fart radius.
Establishing dominance by looking my gynecologist in the eye when shes giving me my exam.
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Establishing dominance by looking my gynecologist in the eye when shes giving me my exam.
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Why I Shower, an essay
Bathing is like marinating in your own juices.
Bathing is like marinating in your own juices.
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Why I Shower, an essay
Bathing is like marinating in your own juices.
Bathing is like marinating in your own juices.
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A lot of yall are NOT as important as you think you are. Nobody cares about you unfollowing or blocking them THAT much. Probably won’t even be missed.
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A lot of yall are NOT as important as you think you are. Nobody cares about you unfollowing or blocking them THAT much. Probably won’t even be missed.
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People are having trouble feeding and caring for their pets. Surrenders at shelters are up. So sad that someone would have to give up a beloved pet for financial reasons. Help in your community or neighborhood. If you know of good nonprofits that are working on this issue, please link below.
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November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
People are having trouble feeding and caring for their pets. Surrenders at shelters are up. So sad that someone would have to give up a beloved pet for financial reasons. Help in your community or neighborhood. If you know of good nonprofits that are working on this issue, please link below.
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♥️🐶🐱♥️
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Reverse cowgirl so I can draw a picture of Calvin peeing above your butt crack.
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Reverse cowgirl so I can draw a picture of Calvin peeing above your butt crack.
The classics:
1. Porn
2. Porn
3. Porn
4. Porn
Im already going to hell anyway
1. Porn
2. Porn
3. Porn
4. Porn
Im already going to hell anyway
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The classics:
1. Porn
2. Porn
3. Porn
4. Porn
Im already going to hell anyway
1. Porn
2. Porn
3. Porn
4. Porn
Im already going to hell anyway
If you were making love in Paris, would you care about Vinnie Barbarino?
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If you were making love in Paris, would you care about Vinnie Barbarino?