McMusic MaGellin
@rlpontificates.bsky.social
Habits include 🎶🐕🏄🏻♂️🥁🎸🦜🦅🩺not limited to. Introverted excavator. Don’t kid yourself. Everything I say is a joke. engineer produce edit. tremendous slouch
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All 11 seasons of How the Universe Works and chill.
Somebody’s gonna get pregnant and discover an exoplanet that much I know.
Somebody’s gonna get pregnant and discover an exoplanet that much I know.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
All 11 seasons of How the Universe Works and chill.
Somebody’s gonna get pregnant and discover an exoplanet that much I know.
Somebody’s gonna get pregnant and discover an exoplanet that much I know.
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I have a winter hat with a flashlight in it. It’s super helpful on nighttime pup walks.
I am a light in an otherwise dark dog poop
I am a light in an otherwise dark dog poop
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I have a winter hat with a flashlight in it. It’s super helpful on nighttime pup walks.
I am a light in an otherwise dark dog poop
I am a light in an otherwise dark dog poop
Things like this odd/rotten looking grass fed meat snack are the reason I have trust issues. Coz that’s either wrong packaging or will put you in hospital. Now imagine had bit into that? Snap into a dead Jim. #SusAF
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Things like this odd/rotten looking grass fed meat snack are the reason I have trust issues. Coz that’s either wrong packaging or will put you in hospital. Now imagine had bit into that? Snap into a dead Jim. #SusAF
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Daughter re terrible movie release clip: He said "big screen," but maybe he means 48 inches.
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Daughter re terrible movie release clip: He said "big screen," but maybe he means 48 inches.
Squeezing the electric blower trigger like it owes you money doesn’t make it work any better. But does make you feel like it. BTW any blower without a lock on, sucks ass and that’s on me for overlooking.
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Squeezing the electric blower trigger like it owes you money doesn’t make it work any better. But does make you feel like it. BTW any blower without a lock on, sucks ass and that’s on me for overlooking.
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Frankly, the idea of someone with a razor close to my neck isn't appealing.
a person 's face is covered in shaving cream with a red lip
Alt: a person 's face is covered in shaving cream with a red lip
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November 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Frankly, the idea of someone with a razor close to my neck isn't appealing.
We got you Dallas Mavericks.. Don’t need a GM. Hear us out. Ja Morant (needs outta Memphis) for Kyrie Irvine and Anthony Davis. Or Anthony Davis back to Lakers for Deandre Ayton. Lets really get stupid here like a rookie playing point guard like he’s Magic. Weren’t u in finals a yr ago?
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a crowd of men .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a crowd of men . Jason Kidd coaching his butt off with incompetent GM and ownership.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
We got you Dallas Mavericks.. Don’t need a GM. Hear us out. Ja Morant (needs outta Memphis) for Kyrie Irvine and Anthony Davis. Or Anthony Davis back to Lakers for Deandre Ayton. Lets really get stupid here like a rookie playing point guard like he’s Magic. Weren’t u in finals a yr ago?
Nico Harrison.. OMG man. the arrogance which you pissed in fans faces. Then got the luckiest break ever rigged by NBA to get Copper Flagg. Thought Ha, I was right eat a D fans. And still get what you deserved 1/3 into the season. Life comes at you schadenfreude fast. Lakers and Mavericks fan.
a man and two women standing next to each other with one wearing a necklace that says ' s ' on it
Alt: a man and two women standing next to each other with one wearing a necklace that says ' s ' on it
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November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Nico Harrison.. OMG man. the arrogance which you pissed in fans faces. Then got the luckiest break ever rigged by NBA to get Copper Flagg. Thought Ha, I was right eat a D fans. And still get what you deserved 1/3 into the season. Life comes at you schadenfreude fast. Lakers and Mavericks fan.
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Is that a whole bunch of optimism in your pocket or are you just happy to please get the hell away from me?
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Is that a whole bunch of optimism in your pocket or are you just happy to please get the hell away from me?
Apparently not the only one thinks Vaseline on a wound is wack and dated. Coz I couldn’t for the life of me find it at the store. Despite that Dr’s “advice”.. shit. Not going up to someone “hey where’s the Vaseline”.? I’d call the cops or start punching tbh.
a blurry picture of a person wearing a blue shirt with a name tag on it
Alt: a blurry picture of a person wearing a blue shirt with a name tag on it.. Disgusting old nasty hand me down Vaseline / lube pictured.. feel free to heave now. I did twice.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Apparently not the only one thinks Vaseline on a wound is wack and dated. Coz I couldn’t for the life of me find it at the store. Despite that Dr’s “advice”.. shit. Not going up to someone “hey where’s the Vaseline”.? I’d call the cops or start punching tbh.
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Me, as a therapist: Have you thought about seeing another therapist?
Me, as a therapist: Clearly, you don't put enough cheese on your nachos.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Me, as a therapist: Have you thought about seeing another therapist?
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November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Ya’ll gon’ make me lose my mind.
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ya’ll gon’ make me lose my mind.
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November chill in the park today
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
November chill in the park today
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It's the Master Plaster.
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It's the Master Plaster.
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Me as a therapist: Tell me about your manhood
Me, as a therapist: Have you thought about seeing another therapist?
Me, as a therapist: Clearly, you don't put enough cheese on your nachos.
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Me as a therapist: Tell me about your manhood
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The “feels like” temp is below freezing, so I put my snowflake lights up in my kitchen
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The “feels like” temp is below freezing, so I put my snowflake lights up in my kitchen
Sure I’ll shine up like a new penny for you. Long as you know it always ends in the back alley partying with the dirty castoffs.
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Sure I’ll shine up like a new penny for you. Long as you know it always ends in the back alley partying with the dirty castoffs.
Making a pact with self to not waste as much food as your father did means going to the store so much more often.. Like so much more.
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Making a pact with self to not waste as much food as your father did means going to the store so much more often.. Like so much more.
Guy at store asked if could wash windshield with shame in eyes.
Yeah man here’s five bucks. I’m in hurry but do your best. Came out he washed all my windows. Not a bad job either.. And I like my hair chopped off a little. #winning
Yeah man here’s five bucks. I’m in hurry but do your best. Came out he washed all my windows. Not a bad job either.. And I like my hair chopped off a little. #winning
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Guy at store asked if could wash windshield with shame in eyes.
Yeah man here’s five bucks. I’m in hurry but do your best. Came out he washed all my windows. Not a bad job either.. And I like my hair chopped off a little. #winning
Yeah man here’s five bucks. I’m in hurry but do your best. Came out he washed all my windows. Not a bad job either.. And I like my hair chopped off a little. #winning
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The method of my madness is skill and lots of coffee.
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The method of my madness is skill and lots of coffee.
It says Salted Caramel.. but it should say aluminum coconut.. OMG no.! not a natural flavor
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It says Salted Caramel.. but it should say aluminum coconut.. OMG no.! not a natural flavor
Guess neither of us is ever getting an rs again. But here’s that pity like again.
When transactional humans collide on b-sky. 😂
When transactional humans collide on b-sky. 😂
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Guess neither of us is ever getting an rs again. But here’s that pity like again.
When transactional humans collide on b-sky. 😂
When transactional humans collide on b-sky. 😂
Must be nice to have a personal SCOTUS bought and paid for in full to overturn every decision leveled against him by judges that just followed the law, the constitution and facts.
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Must be nice to have a personal SCOTUS bought and paid for in full to overturn every decision leveled against him by judges that just followed the law, the constitution and facts.