SteveP 🇨🇦
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
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he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
Say something, cowards! -> https://ngl.link/stevecantsmell
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SteveP 🇨🇦
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
· Dec 6
My therapist says you're the problem
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my script for ernest saves democracy was rejected
not because it's unrealistic but because it's 4hr 36min long
not because it's unrealistic but because it's 4hr 36min long
February 16, 2026 at 7:07 AM
my script for ernest saves democracy was rejected
not because it's unrealistic but because it's 4hr 36min long
not because it's unrealistic but because it's 4hr 36min long
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Let me tell you a tale of how completely the normies have been mobilized. My 14 year-old niece has done School of Rock for the past 5 years; last summer she was part of their touring band, and the kids loved playing together so much that they decided to keep doing it. (1/?)
February 16, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Let me tell you a tale of how completely the normies have been mobilized. My 14 year-old niece has done School of Rock for the past 5 years; last summer she was part of their touring band, and the kids loved playing together so much that they decided to keep doing it. (1/?)
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PS they closed out the show with a mash-up of the White Stripes' "Seven Nation Army" and the Eurhythmics' "Sweet Dreams" that they apparently came up with themselves?!? Feeling very proud on multiple levels right now
February 16, 2026 at 1:25 AM
PS they closed out the show with a mash-up of the White Stripes' "Seven Nation Army" and the Eurhythmics' "Sweet Dreams" that they apparently came up with themselves?!? Feeling very proud on multiple levels right now
Who up turning they screw?
Who up Journeying
To The End Of The Night ?
To The End Of The Night ?
Who up Communisting They Manifestos?
February 16, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Who up turning they screw?
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Who up growing they red fern?
Who up lessing they misèrables?
Who Up Greatin' They Gatsby?
February 16, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Who up growing they red fern?
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Something I didn't observe until my most recent rewatch :
In the famous 'business card comparison' scene in American Psycho, despite their attention to such details as font, thickness and shades of white, none of these dweebs notice that 'Acquisitions' is misspelled on literally all the cards.
In the famous 'business card comparison' scene in American Psycho, despite their attention to such details as font, thickness and shades of white, none of these dweebs notice that 'Acquisitions' is misspelled on literally all the cards.
February 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Something I didn't observe until my most recent rewatch :
In the famous 'business card comparison' scene in American Psycho, despite their attention to such details as font, thickness and shades of white, none of these dweebs notice that 'Acquisitions' is misspelled on literally all the cards.
In the famous 'business card comparison' scene in American Psycho, despite their attention to such details as font, thickness and shades of white, none of these dweebs notice that 'Acquisitions' is misspelled on literally all the cards.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I slept through Valentine’s Day
Cause I had the flu
Violets are blue
I slept through Valentine’s Day
Cause I had the flu
February 16, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I slept through Valentine’s Day
Cause I had the flu
Violets are blue
I slept through Valentine’s Day
Cause I had the flu
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Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
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Remember in the 90s when we were getting fucked to Gregorian chants? Good times.
February 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Remember in the 90s when we were getting fucked to Gregorian chants? Good times.
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Who up eyreing they Jane?
Who up Killing They Mockingbird
Who’s up, Sun Also Rising?
February 16, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Who up eyreing they Jane?
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Fight - Flight - and a secret 3rd thing
(Passing out during a panic attack)
(Passing out during a panic attack)
Fight - Flight - and a secret 3rd thing
(Napping)
(Napping)
Fight - Flight - and a secret 3rd thing
(Vomit)
(Vomit)
February 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Fight - Flight - and a secret 3rd thing
(Passing out during a panic attack)
(Passing out during a panic attack)
Fight - Flight - and a secret 3rd thing
(Napping)
(Napping)
Fight - Flight - and a secret 3rd thing
(Vomit)
(Vomit)
February 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Fight - Flight - and a secret 3rd thing
(Napping)
(Napping)
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Fight, Flight and a secret 3rd thing
(Eat Cheesecake)
(Eat Cheesecake)
Fight - Flight - and a secret 3rd thing
(Vomit)
(Vomit)
February 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Fight, Flight and a secret 3rd thing
(Eat Cheesecake)
(Eat Cheesecake)
flotsam, jetsam, and a secret third thing
balsam
balsam
fight, flight, and a secret third thing
fraught
fraught
Fight, Flight and a secret 3rd thing
(Eat Cheesecake)
(Eat Cheesecake)
February 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
flotsam, jetsam, and a secret third thing
balsam
balsam
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sucking at something is the price of admission for being good at something eventually
Doing art badly is good and sacred
February 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
sucking at something is the price of admission for being good at something eventually
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manic-depressive-constipated
February 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
manic-depressive-constipated
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guy who one ups everyone by claiming to be tripolar
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
guy who one ups everyone by claiming to be tripolar
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Only Fools And Nonces
February 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Only Fools And Nonces
Pass it along, let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory
February 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Pass it along, let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory
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People think that having a cat is all fun and games and cute circles on the sofa to photograph, but this is the reality they don't want you to see. The annoying little shit.
February 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
People think that having a cat is all fun and games and cute circles on the sofa to photograph, but this is the reality they don't want you to see. The annoying little shit.
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If your crush isn't here today they're married.. Happy Valentines Day.
February 14, 2026 at 9:44 PM
If your crush isn't here today they're married.. Happy Valentines Day.
Today is a great day to stay inside and eschew all contact. 👍🏻
February 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Today is a great day to stay inside and eschew all contact. 👍🏻
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Whom for is the bell tolling?
Who up scarleting they pimpernel?
Who up Greating they Expectations
February 14, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Whom for is the bell tolling?