New Year SteveP 🇨🇦
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
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he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
Say something, cowards! -> https://ngl.link/stevecantsmell
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My therapist says you're the problem
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Saw a guy wearing a Decemberists shirt and he couldn’t even name three other historical insurrections
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Saw a guy wearing a Decemberists shirt and he couldn’t even name three other historical insurrections
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lots of talk about eggs today
December 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
lots of talk about eggs today
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Adults be like: blah blah blah insurance blah blah blah gardening tools...
December 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Adults be like: blah blah blah insurance blah blah blah gardening tools...
Warcraft II peasant: "Job's done"
a light burnt out in my basement and I can't figure out how to get the globe off. It's opaque held on with springs. I wonder if it's an oversized CFL inside and now I don't have clearance. I may need to just give it a big yank while on a ladder. If you never hear from me again. Avenge me.
December 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Warcraft II peasant: "Job's done"
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I think I interrupted a meeting or something
December 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I think I interrupted a meeting or something
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Always be kind. You never know if someone has a printer.
December 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Always be kind. You never know if someone has a printer.
a light burnt out in my basement and I can't figure out how to get the globe off. It's opaque held on with springs. I wonder if it's an oversized CFL inside and now I don't have clearance. I may need to just give it a big yank while on a ladder. If you never hear from me again. Avenge me.
December 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
a light burnt out in my basement and I can't figure out how to get the globe off. It's opaque held on with springs. I wonder if it's an oversized CFL inside and now I don't have clearance. I may need to just give it a big yank while on a ladder. If you never hear from me again. Avenge me.
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make my heart race, not my mind
December 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
make my heart race, not my mind
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What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
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Why do I have to eat something to take my Adderall? That's exhausting!
December 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Why do I have to eat something to take my Adderall? That's exhausting!
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I've never wanted to be the adult in the room.
December 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I've never wanted to be the adult in the room.
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No, my cats don’t shed that much
[goes out into the sun]
Oh
[goes out into the sun]
Oh
December 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
No, my cats don’t shed that much
[goes out into the sun]
Oh
[goes out into the sun]
Oh
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People are too willing to give up carbs.
December 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
People are too willing to give up carbs.
Liking my own replies just to feel something
December 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Liking my own replies just to feel something
This joke did better at work. But they have to laugh
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This joke did better at work. But they have to laugh
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YOU: Is it true you would refuse to finish your oatmeal
when you were a kid?
ME: Yea, I was inporridgeable RS
when you were a kid?
ME: Yea, I was inporridgeable RS
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
YOU: Is it true you would refuse to finish your oatmeal
when you were a kid?
ME: Yea, I was inporridgeable RS
when you were a kid?
ME: Yea, I was inporridgeable RS
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Ok nerds, I need your help.
Not all people know the balance and the beauty of the force. We must offer them the opportunity to see the light.
We need a compilation of tl/dr videos on every Star Wars film (and show?) Costumes encouraged.
I call dibs on not doing the prequels.
This is the way.
Not all people know the balance and the beauty of the force. We must offer them the opportunity to see the light.
We need a compilation of tl/dr videos on every Star Wars film (and show?) Costumes encouraged.
I call dibs on not doing the prequels.
This is the way.
December 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Ok nerds, I need your help.
Not all people know the balance and the beauty of the force. We must offer them the opportunity to see the light.
We need a compilation of tl/dr videos on every Star Wars film (and show?) Costumes encouraged.
I call dibs on not doing the prequels.
This is the way.
Not all people know the balance and the beauty of the force. We must offer them the opportunity to see the light.
We need a compilation of tl/dr videos on every Star Wars film (and show?) Costumes encouraged.
I call dibs on not doing the prequels.
This is the way.
Uh-oh. I gained weight during the holidays. But don't worry, it's all in my boobs
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Uh-oh. I gained weight during the holidays. But don't worry, it's all in my boobs
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Sometimes when I'm feeling down, I think about what a loser Scott Baio is and I feel better
December 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sometimes when I'm feeling down, I think about what a loser Scott Baio is and I feel better
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I apologize for writing so many bangers in a row.
December 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I apologize for writing so many bangers in a row.
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The Christmas avi stays up during sex.
December 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The Christmas avi stays up during sex.
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Redacting is the new black
December 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Redacting is the new black
Ruin two bands by combining them
Abba-ha
Abba-ha
ruin two bands by combining them:
Arctic Monkees
Arctic Monkees
ruin two bands by combining them:
AC/Deee-Lite
AC/Deee-Lite
December 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ruin two bands by combining them
Abba-ha
Abba-ha