SteveP 🇨🇦
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
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he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
Say something, cowards! -> https://ngl.link/stevecantsmell
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SteveP 🇨🇦
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
· Dec 6
My therapist says you're the problem
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men only want one thing and that's to wear a tshirt until it's just a neckband with two threads hanging off it
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
men only want one thing and that's to wear a tshirt until it's just a neckband with two threads hanging off it
You must not be Anish Kapoor to like this
Welcome, new followers. I'm Steve. To follow me you need to do this CAPTCHA
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You must not be Anish Kapoor to like this
People: Live Action One Piece is for kids
Live Action Once Piece:
Live Action Once Piece:
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
People: Live Action One Piece is for kids
Live Action Once Piece:
Live Action Once Piece:
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Welcome, new followers. I'm Steve. To follow me you need to do this CAPTCHA
May 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Welcome, new followers. I'm Steve. To follow me you need to do this CAPTCHA
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Age yourself with gaming
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The Aurrorrrurrrrr Rrruurrarr Jurrorrrr
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The Aurrorrrurrrrr Rrruurrarr Jurrorrrr
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You're at Parliament. I need you at Funkadelic
you're at at Leppard.
I need you at Def.
I need you at Def.
You're at Oates.
I need you at Hall.
I need you at Hall.
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
You're at Parliament. I need you at Funkadelic
You're at meat. I need you at potatoes.
You’re at Simon.
I need you at Garfunkel.
I need you at Garfunkel.
You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You're at meat. I need you at potatoes.
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You’re at Simon.
I need you at Garfunkel.
I need you at Garfunkel.
You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You’re at Simon.
I need you at Garfunkel.
I need you at Garfunkel.
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
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I didn't come here to not be insulted.
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I didn't come here to not be insulted.
People are actually named Chad?
The only Chad I ever knew held my head underwater at the public pool.
The only Chad I ever knew held my head underwater at the public pool.
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
People are actually named Chad?
The only Chad I ever knew held my head underwater at the public pool.
The only Chad I ever knew held my head underwater at the public pool.
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went to one of Max's favorite spots tonight, he would have been 12 today. We miss the old man 😔
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
went to one of Max's favorite spots tonight, he would have been 12 today. We miss the old man 😔
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Bank of America proudly introduces the Heirloom Mortgage: so good, you'll hand it down to your children. If they qualify.
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bank of America proudly introduces the Heirloom Mortgage: so good, you'll hand it down to your children. If they qualify.
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As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
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i have missed this drama but this is the most joyce carol oates thing to ever joyce carol oates
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
i have missed this drama but this is the most joyce carol oates thing to ever joyce carol oates
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Oh you think the Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald is funny? My father was killed in a Gordon Lightfoot song you son of a bitch (not that one; it was Sundown)
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh you think the Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald is funny? My father was killed in a Gordon Lightfoot song you son of a bitch (not that one; it was Sundown)
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Showed up for Monday again
0 stars... do not recommend
0 stars... do not recommend
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Showed up for Monday again
0 stars... do not recommend
0 stars... do not recommend
My mortgage spreadsheet has a progressive error. I'm off by a penny every 6 months and is my bank stealing? What in the Superman 3 is going on?!
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My mortgage spreadsheet has a progressive error. I'm off by a penny every 6 months and is my bank stealing? What in the Superman 3 is going on?!
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Rio wanted to make an appearance
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Rio wanted to make an appearance
Hey. What’s all this white shit? Ridiculous!
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Hey. What’s all this white shit? Ridiculous!
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If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.