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Sarah Colonthree
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I hope you all see me not just as a hysterically funny beautiful and fuckable woman online but also as a faceless account you can project impotent rage onto
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getting back into street hockey so they can call me a puckshit passoid
February 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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cows were discovered by beef erikson
February 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
It’s always “ruin me mommy” “destroy me mistress” until I convince her to prematurely withdraw her entire 401k to buy solid gold sneakers then all of a sudden it’s “what the fuck”
February 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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i don't need allies- i need rent control and a vaginoplasty
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Loving New York means loving the over 180,000 small businesses that power its neighborhoods.

We’ve created printable Valentines for you to share with a small business you love. Stop by your local library to pick one up, or download all eight at nyc.gov/vday 💌
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Time passing simulator 2026
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Text / post knuckle tattoos
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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Doing my at home testing kit for my PrEP and Descovy.

Know your status.

PrEP is queer liberation. PrEP is community self defense.
February 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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"it's valid to be trans and not medically transition" would you like to talk about how it's "valid" not to get an abortion too? read the fucking room !
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 AM
As a girl who doesn’t wear dresses I’m saving up all my “thanks it has pockets” energy for when I get my pussy
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Finishing my task for the day by 10:30 now I just need to wait for emails yippee
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Tank top is when you draw fire from all the bottoms
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Clockwork Angels? Sure hope they do
Clockwork Angels? Sure hope they do
Clockwork Angels? Sure hope they do
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Barely missing crowded train into empty train 2 minutes later lfggg
February 13, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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Yeah I’m a FLINTA, Female (from) Long Island (who’s) lesbiaN, Trans (and) Autistic
February 13, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Girl penis hallelujah
February 13, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Cats are so cool
February 13, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I’m gayyyyyy
February 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Grilling a cheese rn
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Filling my climbing chalk bag with other white powders
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Checked ADP and I have 9.11 hours of pto stored up
February 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Doing a practice course of miralax and senna so I know what to expect in my pre surgery bowel purge
February 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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I will never learn the lessons from Adam sandlers click
February 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Casting spell of fast forward 2.5 hours
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM