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Sarah Colonthree
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I hope you all see me not just as a hysterically funny beautiful and fuckable woman online but also as a faceless account you can project impotent rage onto
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Happy New Year from the store cats! They don't understand the passage of time but they sure understand the passage of food into their tums. (Video is in Cantonese so I can also send it to their grandparents as a greeting card lol.)

(Don't worry we sanitize our tables before and after filming.)
February 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I will be incorporating the full David Byrne stop making sense choreography into my bottom surgery recovery physical therapy/exercise regimen
February 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Animals named after other animals >>>>>

Show me a cat named fish or a dog named turtled
February 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
If trannies vote for the poop restaurant over the pee restaurant maybe liberals will stop voting for the pee restaurant over the food restaurant in the primaries
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Casting spell of 58 days
February 17, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Making mouth noises with my inside mouth
February 17, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Psychic screaming. Not out of pain or boredom but a secret third thing (double boredom)
February 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
They’re calling her Sarah no tasks cause she don’t got any tasks right now
February 17, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Need to do a guest feature in another polycule
February 17, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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ra ra Raspoutine
icon of Quebec cuisine
February 17, 2026 at 3:09 AM
The Michael Vick of transfems
February 17, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Text me if u want a tattoo from my hot girlfriend (she’s never done one before)
February 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Estrogen injectstrogened
February 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I’m chill as helllllllll
Quote Post this with something you like about yourself
February 16, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Been too long since I got a good proper triple kiss in tbh
February 16, 2026 at 9:44 PM
🫵 girlfriend
February 16, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Girl who’s sooooo patient
February 16, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Truly fucking crazy that I can just pluck people from online and turn them into irl friends like that’s unreal cool
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Parts work? Sure hope they do
February 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Becoming a needles top so I can find people to practice tattooong on
February 16, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Kitty / cat knkcukle tattoos (I am bad at counting )
February 16, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Don’t let the whiny babies dissuade you. When I was on year two of not transitioning cause my partner didn’t want me to lose my erections, I read my script of the same pseudo-feminist non-transitioner bullshit at a trans woman and she told me I sounded very sad, and look at me now. Bullying works
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Autism
February 16, 2026 at 12:19 PM