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Sarah Colonthree
@sarah.northsky.social
· Dec 30
I hope you all see me not just as a hysterically funny beautiful and fuckable woman online but also as a faceless account you can project impotent rage onto
I love my friends that I don’t kiss I love my friends that I do kiss I love my friends that I sometimes kiss I love my friends that I used to kiss I just love my friends
February 18, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I love my friends that I don’t kiss I love my friends that I do kiss I love my friends that I sometimes kiss I love my friends that I used to kiss I just love my friends
I’m so patient doctors love me
February 18, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I’m so patient doctors love me
God forbid a girl eat too many Cheetos and get a tummy ache. God forbid
February 18, 2026 at 2:05 AM
God forbid a girl eat too many Cheetos and get a tummy ache. God forbid
Climbing harness hugs my hips real good
February 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Climbing harness hugs my hips real good
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Oh shit almost time for my quarterly “state of the friendship” friendship check-ins I do with all my friends every 3 months where I make sure we are still friends and ask them what they need from me
February 17, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Oh shit almost time for my quarterly “state of the friendship” friendship check-ins I do with all my friends every 3 months where I make sure we are still friends and ask them what they need from me
That’s right she’s thinking about cats again
February 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
That’s right she’s thinking about cats again
No “tantric 62 year old” you don’t get to scroll my media actually
February 17, 2026 at 9:14 PM
No “tantric 62 year old” you don’t get to scroll my media actually
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Happy New Year from the store cats! They don't understand the passage of time but they sure understand the passage of food into their tums. (Video is in Cantonese so I can also send it to their grandparents as a greeting card lol.)
(Don't worry we sanitize our tables before and after filming.)
(Don't worry we sanitize our tables before and after filming.)
February 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Happy New Year from the store cats! They don't understand the passage of time but they sure understand the passage of food into their tums. (Video is in Cantonese so I can also send it to their grandparents as a greeting card lol.)
(Don't worry we sanitize our tables before and after filming.)
(Don't worry we sanitize our tables before and after filming.)
I will be incorporating the full David Byrne stop making sense choreography into my bottom surgery recovery physical therapy/exercise regimen
February 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I will be incorporating the full David Byrne stop making sense choreography into my bottom surgery recovery physical therapy/exercise regimen
Animals named after other animals >>>>>
Show me a cat named fish or a dog named turtled
Show me a cat named fish or a dog named turtled
February 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Animals named after other animals >>>>>
Show me a cat named fish or a dog named turtled
Show me a cat named fish or a dog named turtled
If trannies vote for the poop restaurant over the pee restaurant maybe liberals will stop voting for the pee restaurant over the food restaurant in the primaries
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
If trannies vote for the poop restaurant over the pee restaurant maybe liberals will stop voting for the pee restaurant over the food restaurant in the primaries
Casting spell of 58 days
February 17, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Casting spell of 58 days
Making mouth noises with my inside mouth
February 17, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Making mouth noises with my inside mouth
Psychic screaming. Not out of pain or boredom but a secret third thing (double boredom)
February 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Psychic screaming. Not out of pain or boredom but a secret third thing (double boredom)
They’re calling her Sarah no tasks cause she don’t got any tasks right now
February 17, 2026 at 3:34 PM
They’re calling her Sarah no tasks cause she don’t got any tasks right now
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February 17, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Need to do a guest feature in another polycule
February 17, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Need to do a guest feature in another polycule
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ra ra Raspoutine
icon of Quebec cuisine
icon of Quebec cuisine
February 17, 2026 at 3:09 AM
ra ra Raspoutine
icon of Quebec cuisine
icon of Quebec cuisine
The Michael Vick of transfems
February 17, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The Michael Vick of transfems
Text me if u want a tattoo from my hot girlfriend (she’s never done one before)
February 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Text me if u want a tattoo from my hot girlfriend (she’s never done one before)
Estrogen injectstrogened
February 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Estrogen injectstrogened
I’m chill as helllllllll
Quote Post this with something you like about yourself
February 16, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I’m chill as helllllllll
Been too long since I got a good proper triple kiss in tbh
February 16, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Been too long since I got a good proper triple kiss in tbh