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Sarah Colonthree
@sarah.northsky.social
· Dec 30
I hope you all see me not just as a hysterically funny beautiful and fuckable woman online but also as a faceless account you can project impotent rage onto
Doing a practice course of miralax and senna so I know what to expect in my pre surgery bowel purge
February 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Doing a practice course of miralax and senna so I know what to expect in my pre surgery bowel purge
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I will never learn the lessons from Adam sandlers click
February 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I will never learn the lessons from Adam sandlers click
Casting spell of fast forward 2.5 hours
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Casting spell of fast forward 2.5 hours
Prescription strength naptime
February 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Prescription strength naptime
Need to girl nap
February 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Need to girl nap
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big foreskin is putting cumtrails in the atmosphere wiping our memory
February 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
big foreskin is putting cumtrails in the atmosphere wiping our memory
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2nd half of rent is due 2/16
$320 car 2/17
$200 power 2/18
$100 insurance 2/22
$200 cell 2/22
internet way late and no groceries
idk what to do
please help
$1270/$2100 rent
venmo: gayley_williams
cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain
💸💕
mutual aid
$320 car 2/17
$200 power 2/18
$100 insurance 2/22
$200 cell 2/22
internet way late and no groceries
idk what to do
please help
$1270/$2100 rent
venmo: gayley_williams
cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain
💸💕
mutual aid
we're still stuck. half of rent is still due. we could still get evicted. our car could get repossessed. please don't let this happen. i'm so scared
$1185/$2100
venmo: gayley_williams
cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain
💸💕
mutual aid
$1185/$2100
venmo: gayley_williams
cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain
💸💕
mutual aid
please don't ignore this. we haven't been able to get groceries for weeks. we still have the remainder of rent. we have utilities and insurance and car payment soon
getting injured shouldn't cause this
$1160/$2100
venmo: gayley_williams
cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain
💸💕
mutual aid
getting injured shouldn't cause this
$1160/$2100
venmo: gayley_williams
cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain
💸💕
mutual aid
February 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
2nd half of rent is due 2/16
$320 car 2/17
$200 power 2/18
$100 insurance 2/22
$200 cell 2/22
internet way late and no groceries
idk what to do
please help
$1270/$2100 rent
venmo: gayley_williams
cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain
💸💕
mutual aid
$320 car 2/17
$200 power 2/18
$100 insurance 2/22
$200 cell 2/22
internet way late and no groceries
idk what to do
please help
$1270/$2100 rent
venmo: gayley_williams
cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain
💸💕
mutual aid
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It's a Thursday which means another hour of me and @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social yapping! Today's ep of Paper Dolls we talk about killing people with cars, orgies, and also our Magic New Years Resolutions for 2026!
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Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
2026 Pauper New Years Resolutions - Paper Dolls Podcast | Podcast Episode on RSS.com
Can't believe this ep is dropping in February smh my head so embarrassing. This ep is significantly more transparent about how unhinged and brain rotten this podcast (and us by extension) is going to ...
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February 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
It's a Thursday which means another hour of me and @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social yapping! Today's ep of Paper Dolls we talk about killing people with cars, orgies, and also our Magic New Years Resolutions for 2026!
RSS: rss.com/podcasts/pap...
Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
RSS: rss.com/podcasts/pap...
Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
Fuck!
Limelight is such a good song fuck
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Fuck!
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why did we call it blue balls and not pumpkin penis
February 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
why did we call it blue balls and not pumpkin penis
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what we _should_ be saying is “you don’t need a doctor to be on HRT”
idk im just gonna start calling it fed shit when people say "you don't need hrt to be trans" in response to trans people being denied access to medicine
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
what we _should_ be saying is “you don’t need a doctor to be on HRT”
Hole from a donut
February 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Hole from a donut
Multi track drafting
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Multi track drafting
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It’s so sad how many trans people let their transitions inherit the way this country fetishizes suffering as a stand in for the hard work of trying to be good.
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
It’s so sad how many trans people let their transitions inherit the way this country fetishizes suffering as a stand in for the hard work of trying to be good.
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going to Dudes Rock tonight, it’s a big rock in the middle of the ocean where we discuss steely dan
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 AM
going to Dudes Rock tonight, it’s a big rock in the middle of the ocean where we discuss steely dan
Won’t someone rid me of this turbulent ass zit that makes it hurt to sit down
February 12, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Won’t someone rid me of this turbulent ass zit that makes it hurt to sit down
Poasting a pic of my asshole after I boof my prog like it’s my estrogen injection pic
February 12, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Poasting a pic of my asshole after I boof my prog like it’s my estrogen injection pic
Anonymous deer girl Jane doe
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Anonymous deer girl Jane doe
Working 3 days in a row. Inhumane. 2 more??? Fucked in half
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Working 3 days in a row. Inhumane. 2 more??? Fucked in half
The clowns nose is its clowntoris did u know that
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The clowns nose is its clowntoris did u know that
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Hi everyone, it makes my skin crawl to do this but someone smashed my phone at the gym and I'm in need of some emergency funds to buy a new phone. Looking to raise $300, but of course every little bit helps. Thank you all
ko-fi.com/nyc_mtg
patreon.com/NYC_MTG
v*nm*: @chriswr5
c: $chriswr3
ko-fi.com/nyc_mtg
patreon.com/NYC_MTG
v*nm*: @chriswr5
c: $chriswr3
February 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Hi everyone, it makes my skin crawl to do this but someone smashed my phone at the gym and I'm in need of some emergency funds to buy a new phone. Looking to raise $300, but of course every little bit helps. Thank you all
ko-fi.com/nyc_mtg
patreon.com/NYC_MTG
v*nm*: @chriswr5
c: $chriswr3
ko-fi.com/nyc_mtg
patreon.com/NYC_MTG
v*nm*: @chriswr5
c: $chriswr3
Incest girlies when the outcest enjoyers walk up:
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Incest girlies when the outcest enjoyers walk up:
Eating snacks my friends left in my apartment weeks ago
February 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Eating snacks my friends left in my apartment weeks ago