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Sarah Colonthree
@sarah.northsky.social
· Dec 30
I hope you all see me not just as a hysterically funny beautiful and fuckable woman online but also as a faceless account you can project impotent rage onto
Man on the subway with a couple roses wrapped in paper patterned with the word polymarket and what I assume is their logo
February 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Man on the subway with a couple roses wrapped in paper patterned with the word polymarket and what I assume is their logo
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Happy Valentine’s Day to the very bisexual looking straight couple on the l train
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day to the very bisexual looking straight couple on the l train
I need to be able to experience an entire album instantaneously
February 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I need to be able to experience an entire album instantaneously
We need a mamdani of the left
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
We need a mamdani of the left
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an electrolysis themed valentine for all the beautiful women in your life
February 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
an electrolysis themed valentine for all the beautiful women in your life
Crop top get plowed
February 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Crop top get plowed
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important message i want to pass along about the creamy pint addiction - please watch if you, like many, are still slugging back 4-6 creamy pints a day 👇
February 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
important message i want to pass along about the creamy pint addiction - please watch if you, like many, are still slugging back 4-6 creamy pints a day 👇
If I wrote 3.4 ounces on a larger container what do you think the maximum size I could sneak through tsa is?
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 AM
If I wrote 3.4 ounces on a larger container what do you think the maximum size I could sneak through tsa is?
I think I find my relationships with people I had to go out of my way to meet are more stronger? Not sure will meditate on this
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I think I find my relationships with people I had to go out of my way to meet are more stronger? Not sure will meditate on this
“You gonna wash these grapes?”
“Ive never washed a grape in my life”
“They’re covered in dust”
“Yeah that’s grape dust”
Am I crazy here or is grape dust not a thing
“Ive never washed a grape in my life”
“They’re covered in dust”
“Yeah that’s grape dust”
Am I crazy here or is grape dust not a thing
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
“You gonna wash these grapes?”
“Ive never washed a grape in my life”
“They’re covered in dust”
“Yeah that’s grape dust”
Am I crazy here or is grape dust not a thing
“Ive never washed a grape in my life”
“They’re covered in dust”
“Yeah that’s grape dust”
Am I crazy here or is grape dust not a thing
Someone in the bottom surgery discord was asking for a diagram of their new anatomy and they got linked the Wikipedia page for vagina that fuckin hysterical
February 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Someone in the bottom surgery discord was asking for a diagram of their new anatomy and they got linked the Wikipedia page for vagina that fuckin hysterical
Saw a LinkedIn poast that was like “i saved my clients 3500 dollars a month by telling them to get rid of those extra subscriptions” dog what the fuck
February 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Saw a LinkedIn poast that was like “i saved my clients 3500 dollars a month by telling them to get rid of those extra subscriptions” dog what the fuck
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hi all, i'm in a really bad spot and i could use some help covering bills and getting something to eat 🖤 ty
ko-fi.com/gothfemme
ko-fi.com/gothfemme
Support Kat
Support Kat
ko-fi.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
hi all, i'm in a really bad spot and i could use some help covering bills and getting something to eat 🖤 ty
ko-fi.com/gothfemme
ko-fi.com/gothfemme
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getting back into street hockey so they can call me a puckshit passoid
February 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
getting back into street hockey so they can call me a puckshit passoid
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cows were discovered by beef erikson
February 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
cows were discovered by beef erikson
It’s always “ruin me mommy” “destroy me mistress” until I convince her to prematurely withdraw her entire 401k to buy solid gold sneakers then all of a sudden it’s “what the fuck”
February 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
It’s always “ruin me mommy” “destroy me mistress” until I convince her to prematurely withdraw her entire 401k to buy solid gold sneakers then all of a sudden it’s “what the fuck”
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i don't need allies- i need rent control and a vaginoplasty
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
i don't need allies- i need rent control and a vaginoplasty
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Loving New York means loving the over 180,000 small businesses that power its neighborhoods.
We’ve created printable Valentines for you to share with a small business you love. Stop by your local library to pick one up, or download all eight at nyc.gov/vday 💌
We’ve created printable Valentines for you to share with a small business you love. Stop by your local library to pick one up, or download all eight at nyc.gov/vday 💌
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Loving New York means loving the over 180,000 small businesses that power its neighborhoods.
We’ve created printable Valentines for you to share with a small business you love. Stop by your local library to pick one up, or download all eight at nyc.gov/vday 💌
We’ve created printable Valentines for you to share with a small business you love. Stop by your local library to pick one up, or download all eight at nyc.gov/vday 💌
Time passing simulator 2026
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Time passing simulator 2026
Text / post knuckle tattoos
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Text / post knuckle tattoos
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Doing my at home testing kit for my PrEP and Descovy.
Know your status.
PrEP is queer liberation. PrEP is community self defense.
Know your status.
PrEP is queer liberation. PrEP is community self defense.
February 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Doing my at home testing kit for my PrEP and Descovy.
Know your status.
PrEP is queer liberation. PrEP is community self defense.
Know your status.
PrEP is queer liberation. PrEP is community self defense.
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"it's valid to be trans and not medically transition" would you like to talk about how it's "valid" not to get an abortion too? read the fucking room !
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 AM
"it's valid to be trans and not medically transition" would you like to talk about how it's "valid" not to get an abortion too? read the fucking room !
As a girl who doesn’t wear dresses I’m saving up all my “thanks it has pockets” energy for when I get my pussy
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
As a girl who doesn’t wear dresses I’m saving up all my “thanks it has pockets” energy for when I get my pussy