Baked Rachel
@halfbakedrhymes.com
Seraph
Scop
Starting Over
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No Minors 🔞
Parlaying puns perchance precious players partake in playful poets painful passions.
Please Ponder People's Pronouns Purposefully
#bakedrhymes
Scop
Starting Over
⚧️38
No Minors 🔞
Parlaying puns perchance precious players partake in playful poets painful passions.
Please Ponder People's Pronouns Purposefully
#bakedrhymes
Pinned
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
#bakedrhymes
Divinity is stuffed brutally
Into fragile bodies
Unable to contain
What we were
Moments before
Yet still
Pieces of the void linger
The Deafening Unknown
And The Unknowable
I look into her bright black eyes
Her tiny hand squeezes mine
I feel something looking back
She Screams
Divinity is stuffed brutally
Into fragile bodies
Unable to contain
What we were
Moments before
Yet still
Pieces of the void linger
The Deafening Unknown
And The Unknowable
I look into her bright black eyes
Her tiny hand squeezes mine
I feel something looking back
She Screams
Definitely too much wine, and too much spent poet today.
Sleep well bsky. If you see me posting send me to bed
Sleep well bsky. If you see me posting send me to bed
What if there was Poet who was poured too much wine by a very pretty lady.
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Definitely too much wine, and too much spent poet today.
Sleep well bsky. If you see me posting send me to bed
Sleep well bsky. If you see me posting send me to bed
I fucking killed this shepherds pie. The fresh parmesan is the weakest part but my gruyere had gone bad.
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I fucking killed this shepherds pie. The fresh parmesan is the weakest part but my gruyere had gone bad.
This is a @tess.bzky.team appreciation post.
If you enjoy seeing her around or she's touched your life in anyway let her know how awesome she is 😌
If you enjoy seeing her around or she's touched your life in anyway let her know how awesome she is 😌
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is a @tess.bzky.team appreciation post.
If you enjoy seeing her around or she's touched your life in anyway let her know how awesome she is 😌
If you enjoy seeing her around or she's touched your life in anyway let her know how awesome she is 😌
What if there was Poet who was poured too much wine by a very pretty lady.
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What if there was Poet who was poured too much wine by a very pretty lady.
Starting to shape into something
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Starting to shape into something
Okay we begin dinner and then crash out for the night.
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Okay we begin dinner and then crash out for the night.
Awww... My grandma just called and she had remembered I transitioned again.
Alzheimer's is so fucking brutal but sometimes it's really sweet too. She's always so excited for me when she remembers.
Im only crying a little bit 🥹
Alzheimer's is so fucking brutal but sometimes it's really sweet too. She's always so excited for me when she remembers.
Im only crying a little bit 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Awww... My grandma just called and she had remembered I transitioned again.
Alzheimer's is so fucking brutal but sometimes it's really sweet too. She's always so excited for me when she remembers.
Im only crying a little bit 🥹
Alzheimer's is so fucking brutal but sometimes it's really sweet too. She's always so excited for me when she remembers.
Im only crying a little bit 🥹
#bakedrhymes
The trial of the Poet
One step at a time
Don't look
Towards your muse
Orpheus you fool
For once in your fucking life
Trust her to be okay
Without you
Your insecurity
Damns you both
There was never love
In this codependence
The trial of the Poet
One step at a time
Don't look
Towards your muse
Orpheus you fool
For once in your fucking life
Trust her to be okay
Without you
Your insecurity
Damns you both
There was never love
In this codependence
if I were Orpheus I would simply not turn around because im built different
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
#bakedrhymes
The trial of the Poet
One step at a time
Don't look
Towards your muse
Orpheus you fool
For once in your fucking life
Trust her to be okay
Without you
Your insecurity
Damns you both
There was never love
In this codependence
The trial of the Poet
One step at a time
Don't look
Towards your muse
Orpheus you fool
For once in your fucking life
Trust her to be okay
Without you
Your insecurity
Damns you both
There was never love
In this codependence
If you dont follow Anni yet what are you doing with your time here?
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If you dont follow Anni yet what are you doing with your time here?
Today has been cleaning and packing and cleaning. Next will be dishes and laundry.
my partners are both sick and exhausted. Send me energy 😵💫
my partners are both sick and exhausted. Send me energy 😵💫
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Today has been cleaning and packing and cleaning. Next will be dishes and laundry.
my partners are both sick and exhausted. Send me energy 😵💫
my partners are both sick and exhausted. Send me energy 😵💫
Reposted by Baked Rachel
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
#bakedrhymes
The world I see is different
Not one of hopelessness
We can make a difference
Can still fight all of this
Each of us a spark
Ignite the change we seek
Don't give in to doubt
Or let yourself be meek
The eyes of history
Watching you and I
Inside you is inferno
Dont be sold the lie
The world I see is different
Not one of hopelessness
We can make a difference
Can still fight all of this
Each of us a spark
Ignite the change we seek
Don't give in to doubt
Or let yourself be meek
The eyes of history
Watching you and I
Inside you is inferno
Dont be sold the lie
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
#bakedrhymes
The world I see is different
Not one of hopelessness
We can make a difference
Can still fight all of this
Each of us a spark
Ignite the change we seek
Don't give in to doubt
Or let yourself be meek
The eyes of history
Watching you and I
Inside you is inferno
Dont be sold the lie
The world I see is different
Not one of hopelessness
We can make a difference
Can still fight all of this
Each of us a spark
Ignite the change we seek
Don't give in to doubt
Or let yourself be meek
The eyes of history
Watching you and I
Inside you is inferno
Dont be sold the lie
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
This is how all of our exes should talk about us. 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This is how all of our exes should talk about us. 🥹
Reposted by Baked Rachel
Tell someone something nice about them
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Tell someone something nice about them
I was a good girl before I met her. I'd never even seduced a married woman.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I was a good girl before I met her. I'd never even seduced a married woman.
Reposted by Baked Rachel
compersion between friends is truly so important 😌
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
compersion between friends is truly so important 😌
Getting more consistent at doing this right.
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Getting more consistent at doing this right.
Reposted by Baked Rachel
∧＿∧ CHERISHED
(｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。
⊂/ / ・゜
しーＪ °。+ * 。
.・゜
゜｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ。
ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ
ﾟ･｡･ﾟ
i just cast the spell that makes you feel loved and cherished, get cherished!
(｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。
⊂/ / ・゜
しーＪ °。+ * 。
.・゜
゜｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ。
ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ
ﾟ･｡･ﾟ
i just cast the spell that makes you feel loved and cherished, get cherished!
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
∧＿∧ CHERISHED
(｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。
⊂/ / ・゜
しーＪ °。+ * 。
.・゜
゜｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ。
ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ
ﾟ･｡･ﾟ
i just cast the spell that makes you feel loved and cherished, get cherished!
(｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。
⊂/ / ・゜
しーＪ °。+ * 。
.・゜
゜｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ。
ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ
ﾟ･｡･ﾟ
i just cast the spell that makes you feel loved and cherished, get cherished!
Reposted by Baked Rachel
statement: i don’t think you’re a real woman until you’ve had bottom surgery
response: i have a gun
response: i have a gun
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
statement: i don’t think you’re a real woman until you’ve had bottom surgery
response: i have a gun
response: i have a gun
Jack's sick, Leah's vibing...
What's everyone up to tonight?
What's everyone up to tonight?
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Jack's sick, Leah's vibing...
What's everyone up to tonight?
What's everyone up to tonight?
Reposted by Baked Rachel
You've all been very well behaved lately. Enjoy some unadulterated smut posting.
Happy Weekend to all my fellow degenerates.
Happy Weekend to all my fellow degenerates.
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You've all been very well behaved lately. Enjoy some unadulterated smut posting.
Happy Weekend to all my fellow degenerates.
Happy Weekend to all my fellow degenerates.
Look... Nobody should be surprised here.
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Look... Nobody should be surprised here.
You've all been very well behaved lately. Enjoy some unadulterated smut posting.
Happy Weekend to all my fellow degenerates.
Happy Weekend to all my fellow degenerates.
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You've all been very well behaved lately. Enjoy some unadulterated smut posting.
Happy Weekend to all my fellow degenerates.
Happy Weekend to all my fellow degenerates.
Can't believe Leo would just change her name and immediately start throwing pop-up raves
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Can't believe Leo would just change her name and immediately start throwing pop-up raves