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No Minors 🔞

What if we just treat each other with respect?

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Dear Poet,

I write to you Stoned
That you may read it Anxious.

You have been here before.
You will be here again.
It is not ever so bad as it could be.
Nor ever so good as we'd hoped.
My Love,
You are a creature
Of Words and Wind
Just Fucking Breathe
"Humanity's purpose on earth was to give creatures pets" - @leahshape.bsky.social
January 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
New toys. 😈
January 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Day three of being back on prog. Send help
January 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Happy Tummy Tuesday to those who celebrate 💞
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
#bakedrhymes

I do not know
When it happened
But there came a day
When I made myself
A hard person To Love

When I became someone
Who gives freely
But trusts rarely
Who connects often
Yet accepts little

It is a hard thing
To share my grief
In this reality
We create together

At least it fascinates
January 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Emily is entirely correct in all three points and I stand proudly humbled 🥰🫶
i have at least 3 takes

1 - some poetry is written with a voice other than the poet’s in mind, especially in plays, singing, and literature

2 - some poetry is very intentionally written for the page layout, intended as a visual piece rather than auditory
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Like spare me the fucking bullshit. If you don’t think fat people are hot, date someone else. I’m not gonna be molded into someone you’re less ashamed of, cause there’s nothing wrong with me :)
January 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Happy Tummy Tuesday to those who celebrate 💞
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I thought my budding introversion mood would become a new hobby like it normally does but i think I'm finally re-entering my reading era.

Does anyone have any favorite book recommendations?
January 6, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Good morning bluesky. We are very eepy today.
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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i want to see pictures of your cat. please reply to me with a picture of your cat.
January 6, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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this web site has such a wide variety of ages of 38 year olds
January 6, 2026 at 4:44 AM
What's everyone up to tonight?
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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U can be dommy while being nice too it’s easy even
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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do it again; better this time
January 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The mountainhome calls to me.
You hungered for ore
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I too dream of bimbo nation. 🥺🫶
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
#bakedrhymes

What if the care
Is the kink?
What if compassion
Becomes seduction?
What if What I want
Is you?

My sweet Toys
Let me tease you gently
As we play
Along the edges
Of this madness called love
January 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Fuck, I always dreaded this moment.
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I try not to politic post directly too much. But if anyone has any doubt. Even a fraction of a doubt. That we aren't already operating as an openly fascist, warmongering, autocratic nation.

Watch Stephen Miller Saying it explicitly while literally frothing at the mouth below.
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries

TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?

M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I however, will continue to whore custom poetry for free. A soul it turns out, is no small thing.

😌
selling my soul one piece at a time

(offering to write commissioned short stories)
January 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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selling my soul one piece at a time

(offering to write commissioned short stories)
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
@tess.bzky.team keeps telling me to rub peanut butter on my lips. I think she's trying to set me up with a puplygirl
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
#bakedrhymes

I find This Neverending Feast
Of Dopaminergic Consumption
Grotesque
A Simulation Of Creation
Everyone log on
Join me
In this Digital Vomitorium
Together
We Regurgitate
The latest Bullshit
We've just been fed
Let's opine together
On the Flatulence
Of our Philosophy
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM