Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚♂️😈🌾
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•SHITPOSTER
•Technically, Megan
•Incredibly Stressful
•Clout Goblin Princess
•Here for the hot gay goss
•Equally known and unknowable
•Honorarily dubbed: "The Cerebral Shitposter" by @matrixman124.hellthread.vet
•LCSW
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As a WW, I will say that it's always a relief & a good lesson when a white man lectures me for not thinking of the minorities.
I'm like tbh, he's right... "hey, honey do you mind nudging that orange juice closer to me? I haven't been able to eat or move since my corset was adjusted to 17inches."
I'm like tbh, he's right... "hey, honey do you mind nudging that orange juice closer to me? I haven't been able to eat or move since my corset was adjusted to 17inches."
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
As a WW, I will say that it's always a relief & a good lesson when a white man lectures me for not thinking of the minorities.
I'm like tbh, he's right... "hey, honey do you mind nudging that orange juice closer to me? I haven't been able to eat or move since my corset was adjusted to 17inches."
I'm like tbh, he's right... "hey, honey do you mind nudging that orange juice closer to me? I haven't been able to eat or move since my corset was adjusted to 17inches."
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Sometimes it's such a bummer, that it feels like oppression.
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Sometimes it's such a bummer, that it feels like oppression.
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as a white woman, i concur but i disagree in the sense that yes we are oppressed. perhaps the most oppressed, even.
Being a white woman is actually a really heavy burden......
NO, I didn't say we were oppressed, what I said is it's a burden.
Like just a bummer, basically.
NO, I didn't say we were oppressed, what I said is it's a burden.
Like just a bummer, basically.
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
as a white woman, i concur but i disagree in the sense that yes we are oppressed. perhaps the most oppressed, even.
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Being a white woman is actually a really heavy burden......
NO, I didn't say we were oppressed, what I said is it's a burden.
Like just a bummer, basically.
NO, I didn't say we were oppressed, what I said is it's a burden.
Like just a bummer, basically.
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Being a white woman is actually a really heavy burden......
NO, I didn't say we were oppressed, what I said is it's a burden.
Like just a bummer, basically.
NO, I didn't say we were oppressed, what I said is it's a burden.
Like just a bummer, basically.
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When I'm not being evil, I'm actually a really nice and lovely girl
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
When I'm not being evil, I'm actually a really nice and lovely girl
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We do this in a very cute and dainty way, and we NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, cough.
At my finishing school we smoke weed.
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We do this in a very cute and dainty way, and we NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, cough.
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At my finishing school we smoke weed.
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
At my finishing school we smoke weed.
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Actually, I'm not spiraling this is just my personality
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Actually, I'm not spiraling this is just my personality
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I legit have no idea what finishing school is and I don't know if it's a bit.
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I legit have no idea what finishing school is and I don't know if it's a bit.
When I'm not being evil, I'm actually a really nice and lovely girl
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
When I'm not being evil, I'm actually a really nice and lovely girl
We do this in a very cute and dainty way, and we NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, cough.
At my finishing school we smoke weed.
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We do this in a very cute and dainty way, and we NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, cough.
At my finishing school we smoke weed.
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
At my finishing school we smoke weed.
This is exactly why finishing school is necessary for all women, especially the gay ones.
Not to be crass but I'm not sure if I'm more curious or turned on by what you just wrote
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is exactly why finishing school is necessary for all women, especially the gay ones.
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And also it's not easy being a governess of a Lady's Finishing school
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
And also it's not easy being a governess of a Lady's Finishing school
As a WW, I will say that it's always a relief & a good lesson when a white man lectures me for not thinking of the minorities.
I'm like tbh, he's right... "hey, honey do you mind nudging that orange juice closer to me? I haven't been able to eat or move since my corset was adjusted to 17inches."
I'm like tbh, he's right... "hey, honey do you mind nudging that orange juice closer to me? I haven't been able to eat or move since my corset was adjusted to 17inches."
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
As a WW, I will say that it's always a relief & a good lesson when a white man lectures me for not thinking of the minorities.
I'm like tbh, he's right... "hey, honey do you mind nudging that orange juice closer to me? I haven't been able to eat or move since my corset was adjusted to 17inches."
I'm like tbh, he's right... "hey, honey do you mind nudging that orange juice closer to me? I haven't been able to eat or move since my corset was adjusted to 17inches."
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Like Sylvia Plath was right tbh
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Like Sylvia Plath was right tbh
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that’s right WHITE WOMEN HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG
Lmfffaaaaoo, I already feel bad for any white women getting innocently roped into this conversation.
THEY DID NOTHING WRONG.
THEY DID NOTHING WRONG.
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
that’s right WHITE WOMEN HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG
Actively trying to get cancelled like:
Being a white woman is actually a really heavy burden......
NO, I didn't say we were oppressed, what I said is it's a burden.
Like just a bummer, basically.
NO, I didn't say we were oppressed, what I said is it's a burden.
Like just a bummer, basically.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Actively trying to get cancelled like:
Being a white woman is actually a really heavy burden......
NO, I didn't say we were oppressed, what I said is it's a burden.
Like just a bummer, basically.
NO, I didn't say we were oppressed, what I said is it's a burden.
Like just a bummer, basically.
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Being a white woman is actually a really heavy burden......
NO, I didn't say we were oppressed, what I said is it's a burden.
Like just a bummer, basically.
NO, I didn't say we were oppressed, what I said is it's a burden.
Like just a bummer, basically.
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this is the most beautifully victorian shit i’ve ever read
Sophisticated beautiful women don't struggle with a compulsion to spiral, we spiral when and if we want to and because it's a fun thing to do.
Clearly you've never spoken to a real woman beyond "ew stop" and "I said stop"
Clearly you've never spoken to a real woman beyond "ew stop" and "I said stop"
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
this is the most beautifully victorian shit i’ve ever read
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If I invest time into spiraling then I can't focus on eating as many treats as I would like to eat.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If I invest time into spiraling then I can't focus on eating as many treats as I would like to eat.
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Sophisticated beautiful women don't struggle with a compulsion to spiral, we spiral when and if we want to and because it's a fun thing to do.
Clearly you've never spoken to a real woman beyond "ew stop" and "I said stop"
Clearly you've never spoken to a real woman beyond "ew stop" and "I said stop"
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sophisticated beautiful women don't struggle with a compulsion to spiral, we spiral when and if we want to and because it's a fun thing to do.
Clearly you've never spoken to a real woman beyond "ew stop" and "I said stop"
Clearly you've never spoken to a real woman beyond "ew stop" and "I said stop"
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I don't spiral, I tell men with a calm librarian inside voice that they're fucking stupid and tedious. And then I return to my feminine interests and activities.
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I don't spiral, I tell men with a calm librarian inside voice that they're fucking stupid and tedious. And then I return to my feminine interests and activities.
God I really miss good pizza this area I live in is so bad at food
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
God I really miss good pizza this area I live in is so bad at food
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Reposting your repost of my repost in perpetuity until we both combust into scattered human guts and bits
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Reposting your repost of my repost in perpetuity until we both combust into scattered human guts and bits