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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾
@fairygodmegan.bsky.social
5.5K followers 380 following 46K posts
•Fairy Bitch
•SHITPOSTER
•Technically, Megan
•Incredibly Stressful
•Clout Goblin Princess
•Here for the hot gay goss
•Equally known and unknowable
•Honorarily dubbed: "The Cerebral Shitposter" by @matrixman124.hellthread.vet
•LCSW
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fairygodmegan.bsky.social
God I absolutely love the look and feel of these panty hose:
Megan lying in bed her dress is pulled up to the top of her thigh but does not reveal and private areas of the body (lol), she is demonstrating the smooth and shiny way her black panty hose look on her legs.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Okay but the knock off faux patent leather knee high boots are actually pretty fucking cute ($38 total)
POV of FGB sitting at the edge of the car, she is wearing a grey and black dress slightly hiked up to reveal her knee high black boots POV FGB sitting in her car with the driver's seat open. You can see the edge of the bottom of hers grey and black stripped dress. And her new boots
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
In fact one dude went in harder and said this...which ironically ...if we were going to point out ANYTHING as potential bullying & it got ten likes from other adults LOL
I pray that you are actually 14 (and I'm an atheist) No one should have to go through life being like this by even 15 I know your parents are already near total ruin due to their levels of disappointment, I don't know if they could go on even another year of you like this Nov 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM 1 quote 10 likes
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Me like:
Screen still from 2000's Jim Carrey, The Grinch Live Action. The grinch is standing at the top of the snowy mountain where he lives 🏔️, out front looking out over the town of Whoville. He is holding an opened "greater whoville phone directory" book with a thoughtfully quizzical expression on his face.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
That feeling when a fellow cracker calls you on your cracker ass nonsense
A cute cockatiel posing with a tiny milk cow pattern cowboy hat on. The cockatiel looks like it's smiling mischievously and knows it's being a real saucy character with a cool vine
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
The Dude from the Big Lebowski with a white quote bubble, as though he is saying Tyler's op.
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
I'm a Bluesky legend:
TheeBue @thebue.bsky.social Follow Block this troll trash. Don't engage. This person is the peak of toxic trolling mountain. Claims to be a mental health care worker and foments acute mental health situations with their posts. Cracker ass nonsense. you have "guy tries to assassinate the president to get your attention" beauty November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM + Follow Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump @fairygodmegan.bsky.social 5.4K followers 382 following 45.4K posts • Fairy Bitch • SHITPOSTER • Technically, Megan • Incredibly Stressful • Clout Goblin Princess
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
She is a dog whistling TERF

At no point in our little tiny silly lady convo did anyone mention trans identity.
I'm happily married and don't feel the need to gp on social media and pretend a dude being in awe of modern tech is somehow a sin against Trans people, so. Yeah, I feel pretty fucking great.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Nice try fucker:
* Dr. Poggeym... @turnerjoy.bsky.social Follow I pray that you are actually 14 (and I'm an atheist) No one should have to go through life being like this by even 15 I know your parents are already near total ruin due to their levels of disappointment, I don't know if they could go on even another year of you like this Nov 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
FGB famous last words:
Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch.. @fairygodmegan.bsky.social You are reptar tho Nov 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Don't worry about skin shade, focus on the color of your veins and look at them in direct light, which color does it match with best?
Cool Undertones Veins appear blue/purple in natural light Silver jewellery looks best on you, but you can also wear rose gold Base colour of skin looks rosy, beige or has hints of blue, pink or red Neutral Undertones Veins appear blue/green in natural light Both silver & gold jewellery look good on you Base colour of skin doesn't appear pink/blue or yellow/gold/peach Warm Undertones Veins appear green or olive in natural light Gold and bronze jewellery & earth tones look best on you Base colour of skin looks warm, yellow, golden or creamy
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
I'm actually fucking screaming
Screenshot of an 11 year old youtube video posted Walmart Mike's from his personal account with first and last name, and the same profile pic present. There are four incredibly dorky looking white men holding their sheet music?? Lyrics??? they are performing god only knows...and it is ok...but not even close to good.
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Just the timing LOL. After you sent this...this started happening to me.
Head Engineer - Blink... Follow @cppilgram.bsky.social I mean I work in radio but l've never even once considered claiming I was 14 while engaged in harassing behavior online. If you're willing to do that around adults, are you willing to do it around kids? Where do you draw the line between acting like "yourself" for the kids and like yourself for us? Nov 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM 1 quote Head Engineer - Blin... @cppilg... • 8m I mean I work in radio but I've never even once considered claiming I was 14 while engaged in harassing behavior online. If you're willing to do that around adults, are you willing to do it around kids? Where do you draw the line between acting like "yourself" for the kids and like yourself for us? ₴1 山… Head Engineer - Blink... Follow @cppilgram.bsky.social Although I'll give you credit, "I spend time around teenagers all day, I deserve an online bullying account, as a treat" is *absolutely* something a 14yo would believe. Nov 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM 1 quote
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
@britculpsapp.bsky.social he waffled back and forth about if his original take that I'm too hot for my own good was true or not true, clearly while skimming through my media tab
8:16 ₫ 44 Po VI. rUy OK she referred Dashboard Confi over even 25. That is hyper specific. 1 3 山… Michael Paulauski @mike100... • 7h I think she thought the dinosaur in your PFP was Reptaur because of the coloration. 2 贝 ..• Dr. Poggey... @turnerj... • 7h Problem might be the one thing they are honest about is they are "hot". Only way I could explain it. A bunch of people act like she is funny or interesting but it's just her looks. A whole life lived never knowing the construction of a funny joke or or an interesting story. Just "oh so funny" 2 1 Dr. Poggeym... @turnerjoy.bsky.social Follow Nope. I stand possibly corrected. This ٠٠١ -١- م ٠٠ - ١٤صد - -ا - ٠- ١٠- - ١- _ا Write your reply people act like she is funny or interesting but it's just her looks. A whole life lived never knowing the construction of a funny joke or or an interesting story. Just "oh so funny" 2 3 1 企 Dr. Poggeym... @turnerjoy.bsky.social Follow Nope. I stand possibly corrected. This could only be true if she lived her whole life in a ton of less than 1,000 IMHO Nov 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM 1 quote 1 like 1. 1 ① Dr. Poggey... @turnerj... • 6h I now must issue a correction to my correction. It's the opposite 1 •••
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Don't mind Dr Pokemon, he's just protecting another dude online from me in the most normal way possible
Dr. Pokemon... @turnerjoy.bsky.social Follow No. I truly think that would be a tragic life. It's a kind of torture that would be to horrible to describe if someone tried to use it as a weapon. Finding out that so many people never gave you anything close to honest feedback. The walls one would have to build Nov 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Megan does this website mean anything to you? @expeditionpaws | Linktree Linktree. Make your link do more. © linktr.ee ••• Dr. Pokemon.. @turnerjoy.bsky.social Follow I would not be this cocky online if I had a hyphenated last name. That is super easy to find anything about Nov 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM 1 quote 2 likes 2
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
This your homie? I thought you didn't enable misogyny Michael ? Why are you interacting with someone like this?
Problem might be the one thing they are honest about is they are "hot" Only way I could explain it. A bunch of people act like she is funny or interesting but it's just her looks. A whole life lived never knowing the construction of a funny joke or or an interesting story. Just "oh so funny" ••
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Look at what Reptar tried to stealth delete :
→ Replied to Michael Paulauski Problem might be the one thing they are honest about is they are "hot" Only way I could explain it. A bunch of people act like she is funny or interesting but it's just her looks. A whole life lived never knowing the construction of a funny joke or or an interesting story. Just "oh so funny" ••
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
I'm happily married and don't feel the need to gp on social media and pretend a dude being in awe of modern tech is somehow a sin against Trans people, so. Yeah, I feel pretty fucking great.
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
I'm always amazed how long they're willing to talk to me even though it's clear I'm never going to discourse with them
Michael Paulauski S @mike10010100.com Playing dumb doesn't suit you either. Nov 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM 1 Follow Lil Miss Sinister Fair... @fairyg... • now Awww, thank you so much.
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Y'all LOLOL:
Michael Paulauski @mike100... • 1m → Replied to Michael Paulauski Oh, I was wondering why the QTs and replies to this post suddenly got rancid. Guess that answers it. Lil Miss Sinister... @fairy... • 17m Listen...l'm just a little too hot to have put up with whatever is going on here: Michael Paulauski @mike10... • 10h We can fit a working approximation of human language on a single-layer DVD. How in the fuck are people not in awe? "it's just math" lordy 2 82
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Listen...I'm just a little too hot to have put up with whatever is going on here:
Michael Paulauski S @mike10.. • 10h We can fit a working approximation of human language on a single-layer DVD. How in the fuck are people not in awe? "it's just math" lordy Follow @eggmansasshole.bsky.... My theory remains the same: detractors feel threatened that their own senses of spirituality and self are evidently not all they're cracked up to be, and they've either tried it (to the horror) or have refused to try it (out of horror) and have no idea how good it actually
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Nobody's perfect, remember that everybody, you are all valid even when you are invalid:
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
LOL, it's so true
Sed Lava@sedlava.bsky.social • 3m @fairygodmegan.bsky.social tricked me into sending her money so that she could harass me and make me cry.
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Labubu: HAVE A SEAT, SPECIAL, VERY RARE. she is a classic brown, she's sitting on her bottom at the, beach, she has a red nose and dots of freckles, she is listening to her boom box on the beach! MOKOKO, FALL into Sweater, fall season MOKOKO, SHE IS PINK, she LOVES PUMPKINS, LOVES TREATS, She is wearing a beautiful pink bow, knit sweater, and matching skirt with pretty flowers on it. She has a red heart nose. SHE LOVES TO KNIT Labubu: Big into Energy, The LIGHT AQUA BLUE ONE with AQUA BLUE Toes, bose, and eyes, as well as one aqua tooth. She is Floating in a bubble like some stoned lil weirdo!!! MOKOKO, JUMP INTO SUMMER, SHE IS PINK, SHE LOVES SALT WATER PEARLS, ShE LOVES THE BEACH, she is wearing a pearl bow, a satin pink maxi dress with a BIG PINK BOW On THE FRONT, she has a red heart nose, pink eyes, one pink tooth. SHE LOVES TO PARTY.
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM