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No Minors 🔞
Parlaying puns perchance precious players partake in playful poets painful passions.
Please Ponder People's Pronouns Purposefully
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Truly though. Technically i am in bed
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Truly though. Technically i am in bed
I'm far too tipsy to speak to a question such as that.
I'll leave it to Tess and Jeremy to explain.
I'll leave it to Tess and Jeremy to explain.
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm far too tipsy to speak to a question such as that.
I'll leave it to Tess and Jeremy to explain.
I'll leave it to Tess and Jeremy to explain.
Intensely annoyed loving and affectionate consternation.
I hope you can feel how hot my ears are burning from over there
I hope you can feel how hot my ears are burning from over there
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Intensely annoyed loving and affectionate consternation.
I hope you can feel how hot my ears are burning from over there
I hope you can feel how hot my ears are burning from over there
I know I wear my heart on my sleeve and that probably comes across some kind of way.
I just don't know how else to be.
If it's ever too much say so and I can dial it back for you. 🫶
I just don't know how else to be.
If it's ever too much say so and I can dial it back for you. 🫶
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I know I wear my heart on my sleeve and that probably comes across some kind of way.
I just don't know how else to be.
If it's ever too much say so and I can dial it back for you. 🫶
I just don't know how else to be.
If it's ever too much say so and I can dial it back for you. 🫶
Princess and the Pea syndrome with that one thought nagging at the bottom of the pile I'm not allowed to voice 😌
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Princess and the Pea syndrome with that one thought nagging at the bottom of the pile I'm not allowed to voice 😌
Thanks for making me feel so welcome in your home Sarah.
I feel like anytime for the rest of my life when i visit the apple im gonna have a place to drop in and have family i can catch up with. You are loved
I feel like anytime for the rest of my life when i visit the apple im gonna have a place to drop in and have family i can catch up with. You are loved
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Thanks for making me feel so welcome in your home Sarah.
I feel like anytime for the rest of my life when i visit the apple im gonna have a place to drop in and have family i can catch up with. You are loved
I feel like anytime for the rest of my life when i visit the apple im gonna have a place to drop in and have family i can catch up with. You are loved
Besides I say a lot of things. Im a peot
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Besides I say a lot of things. Im a peot
The urge to protect Jeremy warring violently with the urge to respect his autonomy 🥺
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The urge to protect Jeremy warring violently with the urge to respect his autonomy 🥺
Okay but like... What if i just really adore all of you and you're all special and I can't fathom how much my life has changed in the last few years?
That's so much to sleep on!!!!
That's so much to sleep on!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Okay but like... What if i just really adore all of you and you're all special and I can't fathom how much my life has changed in the last few years?
That's so much to sleep on!!!!
That's so much to sleep on!!!!
Thank you to everyone who has touched my heart in the last year. You are all loved. Indescribably so.
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Thank you to everyone who has touched my heart in the last year. You are all loved. Indescribably so.
Aside from that, he is one of the best of us.
And that's probably what i love most about him
And that's probably what i love most about him
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Aside from that, he is one of the best of us.
And that's probably what i love most about him
And that's probably what i love most about him
We can all pitch in enough to be there for you as a group. Taking turns lifting you back up until you're ready to stand beside us.
🫶🥰
🫶🥰
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We can all pitch in enough to be there for you as a group. Taking turns lifting you back up until you're ready to stand beside us.
🫶🥰
🫶🥰
(and i consistently hear some variation of "Stephanie already told me that")
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
(and i consistently hear some variation of "Stephanie already told me that")
Jeremy is a sweetheart and full of wisdom but at some points in Tess's recent life she's needed "Throw a brick" energy i do not trust our lovable skyline Dad to have.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Jeremy is a sweetheart and full of wisdom but at some points in Tess's recent life she's needed "Throw a brick" energy i do not trust our lovable skyline Dad to have.
Did you make your own tzatziki?
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Did you make your own tzatziki?
She gets that coming and going 😌
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
She gets that coming and going 😌
Listen to Stephanie. Of all the people you talk about she's consistently the wisest.
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Listen to Stephanie. Of all the people you talk about she's consistently the wisest.
Yeah I was scheming and planning ahead as I realized I was gonna have to head to bed before you tonight.
I can summon a village to look in on you 😌
I can summon a village to look in on you 😌
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Yeah I was scheming and planning ahead as I realized I was gonna have to head to bed before you tonight.
I can summon a village to look in on you 😌
I can summon a village to look in on you 😌
I don't think you're going to find yourself short on volunteers. Just sort through the ones who fit the pieces you need right now and lean on them 🫶
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I don't think you're going to find yourself short on volunteers. Just sort through the ones who fit the pieces you need right now and lean on them 🫶
Love her extra hard tonight 💞
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Love her extra hard tonight 💞