Phony Clifton
@stilldavis.bsky.social
Rubbish jokes, inane observations, low effort, you get the idea. Everton fan. You're bored now.
When you ask Robbie Box where's the best place for a night out in town.
fucking casino
January 26, 2026 at 12:56 PM
When you ask Robbie Box where's the best place for a night out in town.
Ok so I was a round out (although they should've lost last week to Buffalo) and the Broncos did have some excuses but I'm still claiming this!
My bold #NFL prediction:
Denver Broncos may end up with the AFC bye but they'll crash out of the playoffs in the divisional round.
Offensive mastermind Sean Payton is running a moribund offense and I see them getting outscored when it counts.
Denver Broncos may end up with the AFC bye but they'll crash out of the playoffs in the divisional round.
Offensive mastermind Sean Payton is running a moribund offense and I see them getting outscored when it counts.
January 25, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Ok so I was a round out (although they should've lost last week to Buffalo) and the Broncos did have some excuses but I'm still claiming this!
Say what you like about Payton not taking the FG in the first half but at least that means we don't have to watch infinite Overtime of this tedious nonsense.
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Say what you like about Payton not taking the FG in the first half but at least that means we don't have to watch infinite Overtime of this tedious nonsense.
This Patriots v Broncos game could very conceivably end 10-7 couldn't it?
January 25, 2026 at 10:40 PM
This Patriots v Broncos game could very conceivably end 10-7 couldn't it?
Geoffrey, entering Zippy, George and Bungle's bedroom in the Rainbow house, 1984
Have they shit the bed again?
January 25, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Geoffrey, entering Zippy, George and Bungle's bedroom in the Rainbow house, 1984
I beseech you all. If you do feel the need to share the video, please put some sort of content warning on.
Not everybody is mentally robust enough to see someone being shot to death at close range.
People should be able to choose if they want to see footage of a murder.
Not everybody is mentally robust enough to see someone being shot to death at close range.
People should be able to choose if they want to see footage of a murder.
With the video of ICE murdering Alex Pretti circulating, and constant updates that don't actually provide any information, it's useful to remember: Look But Don't Stare
Being informed and aware is important. Being traumatised by footage of a murder isn't. It is okay to not absorb everything.
Being informed and aware is important. Being traumatised by footage of a murder isn't. It is okay to not absorb everything.
January 24, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I beseech you all. If you do feel the need to share the video, please put some sort of content warning on.
Not everybody is mentally robust enough to see someone being shot to death at close range.
People should be able to choose if they want to see footage of a murder.
Not everybody is mentally robust enough to see someone being shot to death at close range.
People should be able to choose if they want to see footage of a murder.
It's just occurred to me that in all my time on here I don't think I've seen a single video of The Famileigh.
Makes you think
Makes you think
January 24, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It's just occurred to me that in all my time on here I don't think I've seen a single video of The Famileigh.
Makes you think
Makes you think
Laid up sick and watching old episodes of Hot Ones on YouTube on a Saturday afternoon.
Still, this one's a classic, you've got to watch it. This DJ Khaled fella might be the biggest dickhead in chat show history. And I've seen Nic Cage on Wogan!
youtu.be/1HYEC_FlgAg?...
Still, this one's a classic, you've got to watch it. This DJ Khaled fella might be the biggest dickhead in chat show history. And I've seen Nic Cage on Wogan!
youtu.be/1HYEC_FlgAg?...
DJ Khaled Talks Fuccbois, Finga Licking, and Media Dinosaurs While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones
YouTube video by First We Feast
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Laid up sick and watching old episodes of Hot Ones on YouTube on a Saturday afternoon.
Still, this one's a classic, you've got to watch it. This DJ Khaled fella might be the biggest dickhead in chat show history. And I've seen Nic Cage on Wogan!
youtu.be/1HYEC_FlgAg?...
Still, this one's a classic, you've got to watch it. This DJ Khaled fella might be the biggest dickhead in chat show history. And I've seen Nic Cage on Wogan!
youtu.be/1HYEC_FlgAg?...
Does anyone think it would have been a good result for the world's most forgettable man Jack to win?
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
a man in a blue shirt is looking at the camera and says her .
Alt: a man in a blue shirt is looking at the camera and says her . Michael Bluth in Arrested Development talking about his son's comically forgettable girlfriend Ann
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Does anyone think it would have been a good result for the world's most forgettable man Jack to win?
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
Rachel keeps saying how intelligent and shrewd she is and they all absolutely agree. So why hasn't she been murdered by the traitors then?
That's EXACTLY the kind of person they'd have offed ages ago, come on!
#TheTraitors
That's EXACTLY the kind of person they'd have offed ages ago, come on!
#TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Rachel keeps saying how intelligent and shrewd she is and they all absolutely agree. So why hasn't she been murdered by the traitors then?
That's EXACTLY the kind of person they'd have offed ages ago, come on!
#TheTraitors
That's EXACTLY the kind of person they'd have offed ages ago, come on!
#TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:15 PM
January 23, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I haven't watched Sky Sports News in ages. Just flicked it on after work and is this new?
Not sure how the bloke standing next to a desk rather than sitting at it is gonna make the highlights of the Bournemouth manager's Friday press conference any more dynamic and exciting to watch.
Not sure how the bloke standing next to a desk rather than sitting at it is gonna make the highlights of the Bournemouth manager's Friday press conference any more dynamic and exciting to watch.
January 23, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I haven't watched Sky Sports News in ages. Just flicked it on after work and is this new?
Not sure how the bloke standing next to a desk rather than sitting at it is gonna make the highlights of the Bournemouth manager's Friday press conference any more dynamic and exciting to watch.
Not sure how the bloke standing next to a desk rather than sitting at it is gonna make the highlights of the Bournemouth manager's Friday press conference any more dynamic and exciting to watch.
January 22, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Ricardo Tubbs, Miami, 1986
I would turn for Crockett
January 22, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Ricardo Tubbs, Miami, 1986
Never mind all this depressing news malarkey, why not do yourself a favour and take 45 minutes out and watch this?
As you'd expect, it's glorious.
youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...
As you'd expect, it's glorious.
youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...
The Harry Hill Show - Stewart Lee
YouTube video by HARRY HILL
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Never mind all this depressing news malarkey, why not do yourself a favour and take 45 minutes out and watch this?
As you'd expect, it's glorious.
youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...
As you'd expect, it's glorious.
youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...
January 21, 2026 at 4:53 PM
" RAY BLOODY PURCHASE!"
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 PM
" RAY BLOODY PURCHASE!"
This is mental. I thought the worst thing that happened to Inchy was Brian Marwood's 'tackle' in 1984.
Thank God he got away.
Thank God he got away.
Ex-MLS coach Adrian Heath thought the offer of a coaching job in Saudi Arabia could be a logical next career step.
Instead, it led to the former Everton player being kidnapped in Morocco, held at knifepoint, and left fearing for his life.
@paultenorio.bsky.social
Instead, it led to the former Everton player being kidnapped in Morocco, held at knifepoint, and left fearing for his life.
@paultenorio.bsky.social
The extraordinary story of a soccer coach, a kidnapping and a Saudi job that didn’t exist
Adrian Heath was duped into thinking he was on the verge of a new job – only to be held at knifepoint in Morocco. Turns out he's not alone
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:41 PM
This is mental. I thought the worst thing that happened to Inchy was Brian Marwood's 'tackle' in 1984.
Thank God he got away.
Thank God he got away.
You've got to read this. A crazy story.
January 20, 2026 at 11:28 AM
You've got to read this. A crazy story.
OOOF! PICK THAT ONE OUT!
January 18, 2026 at 9:23 PM
OOOF! PICK THAT ONE OUT!
This AFCON final is boss entertainment!
a man is smiling with the words its bonkers mate above him
Alt: a man is smiling with the words its bonkers mate above him. The legend Nic Cage
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
This AFCON final is boss entertainment!
Bloody good win that, very professional performance by them all.
UTFT!
UTFT!
January 18, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Bloody good win that, very professional performance by them all.
UTFT!
UTFT!
With the refs I feel like I want to put it down to Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
But these weirdo VAR bastards are making it hard!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%...
But these weirdo VAR bastards are making it hard!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%...
Hanlon's razor - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
With the refs I feel like I want to put it down to Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
But these weirdo VAR bastards are making it hard!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%...
But these weirdo VAR bastards are making it hard!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%...