Phony Clifton
@stilldavis.bsky.social
Rubbish jokes, inane observations, low effort, you get the idea. Everton fan. You're bored now.
Watching the Stars game and win or lose it's great to see my wife and Dallas Stars OG fan @ymberlenis.bsky.social is buzzing off Joe Nieuwendyk getting his props.
#TexasHockey
#TexasHockey
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Watching the Stars game and win or lose it's great to see my wife and Dallas Stars OG fan @ymberlenis.bsky.social is buzzing off Joe Nieuwendyk getting his props.
#TexasHockey
#TexasHockey
What are the criteria for the heats here?
Only 2 out of the 5 are even Scottish. I had very high hopes for Glasgow but this has been disappointing.
BBC New Comedy Awards - 2025: 5. Scotland: Glasgow - BBC iPlayer share.google/8R7Ca4db877Q...
Only 2 out of the 5 are even Scottish. I had very high hopes for Glasgow but this has been disappointing.
BBC New Comedy Awards - 2025: 5. Scotland: Glasgow - BBC iPlayer share.google/8R7Ca4db877Q...
BBC New Comedy Awards - 2025: 5. Scotland: Glasgow
The BBC's biggest comedy talent search heads to Glasgow, where five comics compete in another heat to bag their place in the grand final.
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November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
What are the criteria for the heats here?
Only 2 out of the 5 are even Scottish. I had very high hopes for Glasgow but this has been disappointing.
BBC New Comedy Awards - 2025: 5. Scotland: Glasgow - BBC iPlayer share.google/8R7Ca4db877Q...
Only 2 out of the 5 are even Scottish. I had very high hopes for Glasgow but this has been disappointing.
BBC New Comedy Awards - 2025: 5. Scotland: Glasgow - BBC iPlayer share.google/8R7Ca4db877Q...
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like
Dogs (especially Dexter our dog)
60s - 90s music
Good films & Terrible films
The Toffees
Comedy (not unrelated to the above)
The wife (obviously)
Sports
Cold German beer
Books
Quizzes
Dogs (especially Dexter our dog)
60s - 90s music
Good films & Terrible films
The Toffees
Comedy (not unrelated to the above)
The wife (obviously)
Sports
Cold German beer
Books
Quizzes
Get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like
Electro
Metal
Food
Crisp White wine
Kinell
Cats
Hot sunshine
Travel
Diet Coke
Musician autobiographies
Electro
Metal
Food
Crisp White wine
Kinell
Cats
Hot sunshine
Travel
Diet Coke
Musician autobiographies
Get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like
Books
Dark chocolate
Music
Winter scenes
Warm lighting
Vintage fashion
Waffle duvet covers
Apple juice
Trainers
Seashores
Books
Dark chocolate
Music
Winter scenes
Warm lighting
Vintage fashion
Waffle duvet covers
Apple juice
Trainers
Seashores
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like
Dogs (especially Dexter our dog)
60s - 90s music
Good films & Terrible films
The Toffees
Comedy (not unrelated to the above)
The wife (obviously)
Sports
Cold German beer
Books
Quizzes
Dogs (especially Dexter our dog)
60s - 90s music
Good films & Terrible films
The Toffees
Comedy (not unrelated to the above)
The wife (obviously)
Sports
Cold German beer
Books
Quizzes
Can't say I remember all of these but oh my, Golden Cup was incredible!
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Can't say I remember all of these but oh my, Golden Cup was incredible!
Get really stoned and turn your alarm off?
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Get really stoned and turn your alarm off?
That's terribly sad news.
I haven't read The Observer for a good while and didn't even know she was ill.
R.I.P Rachel Cooke, a hell of a writer.
I haven't read The Observer for a good while and didn't even know she was ill.
R.I.P Rachel Cooke, a hell of a writer.
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
That's terribly sad news.
I haven't read The Observer for a good while and didn't even know she was ill.
R.I.P Rachel Cooke, a hell of a writer.
I haven't read The Observer for a good while and didn't even know she was ill.
R.I.P Rachel Cooke, a hell of a writer.
Tarka Dhal.
Does anyone else say that to themselves in a Trey Parker South Park voice?
Does anyone else say that to themselves in a Trey Parker South Park voice?
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Tarka Dhal.
Does anyone else say that to themselves in a Trey Parker South Park voice?
Does anyone else say that to themselves in a Trey Parker South Park voice?
Alright then amateur detectives, who do you reckon this is?
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Alright then amateur detectives, who do you reckon this is?
Say what you like about old dead Jeff Epstein but he was efficient. Apparently his maxim was "This paedophile meeting could be an email".
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Say what you like about old dead Jeff Epstein but he was efficient. Apparently his maxim was "This paedophile meeting could be an email".
What's that big Waitrose Christmas advert all about?
Is the message you too could cop off with an attractive Hollywood actress if you go to Waitrose?
Is Keira Knightley the titular "perfect gift"?
Not that it's aimed at me anyway. Literally.
They don't have a store anywhere in Liverpool!
Is the message you too could cop off with an attractive Hollywood actress if you go to Waitrose?
Is Keira Knightley the titular "perfect gift"?
Not that it's aimed at me anyway. Literally.
They don't have a store anywhere in Liverpool!
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What's that big Waitrose Christmas advert all about?
Is the message you too could cop off with an attractive Hollywood actress if you go to Waitrose?
Is Keira Knightley the titular "perfect gift"?
Not that it's aimed at me anyway. Literally.
They don't have a store anywhere in Liverpool!
Is the message you too could cop off with an attractive Hollywood actress if you go to Waitrose?
Is Keira Knightley the titular "perfect gift"?
Not that it's aimed at me anyway. Literally.
They don't have a store anywhere in Liverpool!
It's true!
3 of my all time favourite chocolate bars there as well.
RIP Topic, Drifter & the divisive but delicious dark chocolate Bounty
3 of my all time favourite chocolate bars there as well.
RIP Topic, Drifter & the divisive but delicious dark chocolate Bounty
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It's true!
3 of my all time favourite chocolate bars there as well.
RIP Topic, Drifter & the divisive but delicious dark chocolate Bounty
3 of my all time favourite chocolate bars there as well.
RIP Topic, Drifter & the divisive but delicious dark chocolate Bounty
Save you a click. It's
Death Wish V: The Face Of Death
Butt Woman
Jingle All The Way 2
Mrs Brown's Boys D' Movie
Death Wish V: The Face Of Death
Butt Woman
Jingle All The Way 2
Mrs Brown's Boys D' Movie
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Save you a click. It's
Death Wish V: The Face Of Death
Butt Woman
Jingle All The Way 2
Mrs Brown's Boys D' Movie
Death Wish V: The Face Of Death
Butt Woman
Jingle All The Way 2
Mrs Brown's Boys D' Movie
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Please feel free to share. Got commitments to meet on Friday and have a lot of spare time outside of a very part time role!
Local to Liverpool and Wirral, but can travel in the right circumstances
Thanks pals! 💙
#Liverpool #Jobs #Chef #Hamdyman
#Wirral #ManualLabor
Local to Liverpool and Wirral, but can travel in the right circumstances
Thanks pals! 💙
#Liverpool #Jobs #Chef #Hamdyman
#Wirral #ManualLabor
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Please feel free to share. Got commitments to meet on Friday and have a lot of spare time outside of a very part time role!
Local to Liverpool and Wirral, but can travel in the right circumstances
Thanks pals! 💙
#Liverpool #Jobs #Chef #Hamdyman
#Wirral #ManualLabor
Local to Liverpool and Wirral, but can travel in the right circumstances
Thanks pals! 💙
#Liverpool #Jobs #Chef #Hamdyman
#Wirral #ManualLabor
Reposted by Phony Clifton
Every morning at 6am, he’s woken up by the radio playing this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN86...
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Every morning at 6am, he’s woken up by the radio playing this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN86...
Sweeney's got her knockers but she was never going to compete with Daniel Day Lewis's performance in My Left Foot.
‘Christy’ starring Sydney Sweeney opens to $1.3M at the domestic box office
• Top 10 worst opening weekend ever for a film in over 2,000 theaters
• ~$646 per-theater average
• Top 10 worst opening weekend ever for a film in over 2,000 theaters
• ~$646 per-theater average
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Sweeney's got her knockers but she was never going to compete with Daniel Day Lewis's performance in My Left Foot.
This one might be a bit niche
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This one might be a bit niche
Did anyone else have the Beverly Hillbillies song?
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, who went for a wank in his garden shed...
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, who went for a wank in his garden shed...
When you were a kid, what were the lyrics kids in your area sung to Jesus Christ Superstar?
Mine were “came down from heaven in a racing car, pulled a skid, crushed a kid, went back to heaven on a dustbin lid” BUT we also had “Georgie Best, superstar, wears women’s undies and a playtex bra”
Mine were “came down from heaven in a racing car, pulled a skid, crushed a kid, went back to heaven on a dustbin lid” BUT we also had “Georgie Best, superstar, wears women’s undies and a playtex bra”
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Did anyone else have the Beverly Hillbillies song?
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, who went for a wank in his garden shed...
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, who went for a wank in his garden shed...
No, I'm asking you to step into a fucking nuclear reactor.
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No, I'm asking you to step into a fucking nuclear reactor.
I haven't been able to watch any of the match. 3 bloody goals disallowed??!
Were any of them fair decisions?
Were any of them fair decisions?
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I haven't been able to watch any of the match. 3 bloody goals disallowed??!
Were any of them fair decisions?
Were any of them fair decisions?
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November 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I'm too lazy to come up with as many (or as good) names as Mr Dash below but my Celeb Traitors s2 ideas:
Vic & Bob / Pemberton & Shearsmith / French & Saunders - one HAS to be a traitor but not both,
Lewis Capaldi,
David Gower,
Ainsley Harriot,
Lily Allen,
Lennox Lewis,
Maggie Aderin-Pocock
Vic & Bob / Pemberton & Shearsmith / French & Saunders - one HAS to be a traitor but not both,
Lewis Capaldi,
David Gower,
Ainsley Harriot,
Lily Allen,
Lennox Lewis,
Maggie Aderin-Pocock
UK Traitors 2 dream team
Matt Berry
Martin Clunes
Jill Scott
Diane Morgan
Dion Dublin
Helen Mirren
Kate Bush
Bob Mortimer
Sanjeev Bhaskar
Alison Steadman
Don Warrington
Roy Keane
Tom Hollander
Nasser Hussain
Richard E Grant
Matt Berry
Martin Clunes
Jill Scott
Diane Morgan
Dion Dublin
Helen Mirren
Kate Bush
Bob Mortimer
Sanjeev Bhaskar
Alison Steadman
Don Warrington
Roy Keane
Tom Hollander
Nasser Hussain
Richard E Grant
Bob Mortimer.
Danny Dyer.
Sam Campbell.
Jessica Knappet.
Julian Clary.
Victoria Derbyshire.
Jimmy Anderson.
David Mitchell.
Ian Wright.
Sally Phillips.
Danny Dyer.
Sam Campbell.
Jessica Knappet.
Julian Clary.
Victoria Derbyshire.
Jimmy Anderson.
David Mitchell.
Ian Wright.
Sally Phillips.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I'm too lazy to come up with as many (or as good) names as Mr Dash below but my Celeb Traitors s2 ideas:
Vic & Bob / Pemberton & Shearsmith / French & Saunders - one HAS to be a traitor but not both,
Lewis Capaldi,
David Gower,
Ainsley Harriot,
Lily Allen,
Lennox Lewis,
Maggie Aderin-Pocock
Vic & Bob / Pemberton & Shearsmith / French & Saunders - one HAS to be a traitor but not both,
Lewis Capaldi,
David Gower,
Ainsley Harriot,
Lily Allen,
Lennox Lewis,
Maggie Aderin-Pocock