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Making chilli cheese dogs for dinner to appease whatever eldritch being drives the actions of the Great Monster of America
January 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Do you think the Slack app is going to change its icon to the colors of the Venezuelan flag in support of that country’s people being unjustly attacked by a rogue country, like they did for Ukraine?
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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The Jerry Smith worm from Rick and Morty, a pathetic slimy man-sized worm. His face has been crudely replaced with that of the pathetic slimy man Keir Starmer.
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Keir Starmer's cowardice disgusts me

A real leader would see Trump preparing for a land war in Venezuela and recognise that now is the perfect time to TAKE BACK NEW ENGLAND 🇬🇧
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Homer Simpson correcting Bart: he's not had the worst day of his life, but instead the worst day of his life so far.
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Interestingly, everyone who's refused to condemn the actions of Trump and the US in Venezuela is a massive, massive cunt 🤔
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Lmao who remembers this utter turd from earlier today
A bluesky post from some arsehole called Melissa Chan. She says: It's old-fashioned to defend mainstream journalism these days but some of the most reliable reporting from people actually on the ground Wil be the AP and Reuters the next 24 hours. Your Substack journalist writing takes wil be using frontline reporting from them.
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM