Slurms MacKenzie
@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
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Premier Sex Bomb poster
"One of my followers has an adult son who is a war criminal"
January 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"One of my followers has an adult son who is a war criminal"
Sure, today has seen some truly horrifying geopolitical news, but I also managed to get 15 Necron models on eBay for £6 including postage, so who's to say if it's a bad day or not
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Sure, today has seen some truly horrifying geopolitical news, but I also managed to get 15 Necron models on eBay for £6 including postage, so who's to say if it's a bad day or not
It is good to know that our journalists are embracing this time of challenge where they are most needed with even less competency than the Iraq War 🫡
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
It is good to know that our journalists are embracing this time of challenge where they are most needed with even less competency than the Iraq War 🫡
Making chilli cheese dogs for dinner to appease whatever eldritch being drives the actions of the Great Monster of America
January 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Making chilli cheese dogs for dinner to appease whatever eldritch being drives the actions of the Great Monster of America
Reposted by Slurms MacKenzie
Do you think the Slack app is going to change its icon to the colors of the Venezuelan flag in support of that country’s people being unjustly attacked by a rogue country, like they did for Ukraine?
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Do you think the Slack app is going to change its icon to the colors of the Venezuelan flag in support of that country’s people being unjustly attacked by a rogue country, like they did for Ukraine?
Keir Starmer's cowardice disgusts me
A real leader would see Trump preparing for a land war in Venezuela and recognise that now is the perfect time to TAKE BACK NEW ENGLAND 🇬🇧
A real leader would see Trump preparing for a land war in Venezuela and recognise that now is the perfect time to TAKE BACK NEW ENGLAND 🇬🇧
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Keir Starmer's cowardice disgusts me
A real leader would see Trump preparing for a land war in Venezuela and recognise that now is the perfect time to TAKE BACK NEW ENGLAND 🇬🇧
A real leader would see Trump preparing for a land war in Venezuela and recognise that now is the perfect time to TAKE BACK NEW ENGLAND 🇬🇧
Interestingly, everyone who's refused to condemn the actions of Trump and the US in Venezuela is a massive, massive cunt 🤔
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Interestingly, everyone who's refused to condemn the actions of Trump and the US in Venezuela is a massive, massive cunt 🤔
Lmao who remembers this utter turd from earlier today
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Lmao who remembers this utter turd from earlier today